He wasted a lot of money and became the favorite of the whole family after going crazy.
Chapter 363: I am an eyesore, so should I leave?
Chapter 363: I am an eyesore, so should I leave?
More and more marine life gathered around the humpback whale, surrounding it from all sides.
Those who didn't know would think that this whale had violated the laws of heaven and was attacked by the crowd.
In fact, all the floating objects in the sea were brought to Jiang Nian by the marine creatures as if they were flattering him. Jiang Nian accepted them one by one, selected some more, pointed to the three ships in the distance, and said to the group of dolphins: "These are for them.
But there were two men on the sailboat, and one of them smelled particularly bad, so remember to give it to the other one.
Can you tell the difference? "
Dolphins are very smart. One of the little dolphins tilted his head and said, "Boss, is the one you hate the one who just said that?"
[Boss, are you letting us deliver because we are the cutest~]
Dolphins pop their heads out of the sea, looking so cute.
"Yes, humans really like you guys. Go now!"
The group of dolphins jumped out of the sea in joy and swam towards Jiang Nian's three boats with very obvious directions.
Some were given to Qin Shuang and Chris, some were given to Song Xue and Qin Lie, and of course, Jiang Huai.
The disgusting thing is that Gu Yunting will inevitably take advantage of it, so she specifically stated not to give it to Gu Yunting, at least the police officer can control the food himself.
[Ahhh, the dolphins are so cute! I feel like they are really talking to Jiang Nian! ]
[To be honest, dolphins can fall in love with humans because they are so smart. I've seen a case before where a dolphin committed suicide.]
[Fuck, don't tell me hell stories when I'm so happy! ]
[Haha ...
[They actually found food for Jiang Nian, it's amazing! ]
[No, I'm just curious whether the food is still edible? Who knows when Zhang Hui put it in the sea? I see there seems to be bread, eh, how can I eat it? ]
"What is this? I don't want it!"
Another person who expressed the same disdainful voice as the barrage was Gu Yunting.
When the dolphins came over, his first reaction was fear, and he hid behind Jiang Huai like a coward.
Jiang Huai ignored Gu Yunting and leaned forward to take the food brought by the dolphins.
[Wow! This biped has the same smell as the leader! Who is he?]
[You're still saying wow, don't you think this biped is a little scary? I feel trembling when he looks at me, what's going on?]
[Don’t say that, please don’t say that, he obviously looks very gentle, I’m also afraid…]
The dolphins were chirping in the sea and they all thought Jiang Huai couldn't understand them. But in fact, after Jiang Huai woke up, he could gradually understand a little bit.
However, the creatures on land still could not communicate, but he could hear clearly what the marine creatures were mumbling.
Jiang Huai didn’t know the reason either. He thought, maybe he was a dragon in his previous life, and had a natural blood suppressing effect on marine life?
But Jiang Huai didn't show it, he just used his moves against the dolphins. The dolphins wanted to turn around and run away, but they were really suppressed by their blood and couldn't resist at all.
Jiang Huai hooked his finger, and everyone couldn't help but come closer.
Jiang Huai touched the head of each dolphin and thanked them before letting them leave.
Gu Yunting then popped his head out. He could not hide his disgust at the floating objects and the food that were being pulled up. "How disgusting! They accept all kinds of garbage."
"It's not for you. If you don't want to eat it, get out of here."
She doesn't do anything about human affairs. She's just like a nagging woman who only knows how to talk nonsense.
Jiang Huai's tolerance for Gu Yunting has reached its limit.
Gu Yunting curled his lips, "Who wants to eat it?"
On the other side, the killer whales and sharks were all unhappy when they heard Jiang Nian praising the dolphins for being cute.
[How biased! We are also doing work, why are you only praising those idiots for being cute!]
[That’s right! Am I not impressive enough? You two-legged beasts have tried to take pictures of me many times, but I always shook them off!]
[Haha, I am an eyesore because of my appearance. I am leaving now. I will not come even if you call me next time. I am sad.]
[Woo woo woo! I won’t leave! I want to be praised, I want to be touched, I want to help the boss!]
[Boss, you are too much! You have made my mother unhappy!]
The humpback whale's head was about to explode from the noise of these guys. It roared and a column of water burst out of its body.
Before Jiang Nian could react, he was drenched in cold water.
[Hahahaha you are done, big fool! You soaked my head! My head is soaked like a drowned chicken, so pitiful!]
[That’s right, the boss asked you to be his mount but you still bullied him, how mean! Boss, we are in good shape, why don’t you consider switching to Didi?]
The humpback whale panicked and didn't care about his sheep-like voice. He quickly apologized: [I'm sorry, sorry, boss! I just thought these guys were too noisy and wanted to make them quieter. I lost control...]
This sound!
what the hell!
I have only ever heard humpback whales making wailing calls, but this is the first time I have heard them speak normally.
After three seconds of collective silence, the marine creatures burst into thunderous laughter.
The killer whale laughed especially hard, his body trembling and causing waves on the sea: [Stupid thing! Why are you making such a noise? Hahahahaha my newborn son speaks more powerfully than you. As far as I remember you were not a baby, or are you not fully developed?]
[Hahahaha, haha ...
The humpback whale was almost mad, but the helpless voice was like this: [Stop making noise!!! Get out of here! I’m so annoyed! If my sister wasn’t on top of me, I would have hit you to death!]
Well, the tone was fierce, but the voice was so soft and cute that it had no deterrent effect at all. Instead, it made the killer whales laugh even harder.
I believe that this sound of the humpback whale will become a big joke among marine creatures in the future.
Jiang Nian felt quite sympathetic, she also thought it was just a baby, but she didn't expect it to be an adult male with a young wife.
In order to stop other marine creatures from laughing at him, Jiang Nian wiped the water off his face and whispered something to them. He also covered his microphone and spoke very quietly in their ears, so that even Jiang Jingshen could not hear clearly.
When the big guys left with laughter, they still did not forget to laugh at the humpback whale.
Jiang Nian quickly patted his head to comfort him.
The humpback whale groans: [Sister, I am so sad. It’s all because of you!]
"It's okay, it's okay. You have a nice voice. Where is there something fun? Take us there!"
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