He wasted a lot of money and became the favorite of the whole family after going crazy.
Chapter 368 Even gold miners can’t dig out this kind of divine gold!!!
Chapter 368 Even gold miners can’t dig out this kind of divine gold!!!
On how a system can be driven crazy.
All it takes is one Jiang Nian.
The sound of teeth grinding could be heard through the electronic voice: [Host, this is the last time. Otherwise, we will both perish together.]
Oh, you're threatening?
Jiang Nian smiled: [Okay, okay, I haven't experienced the feeling of dying together, let's do it quickly.]
The system trembled: [I...you...Host, you can't be so shameless! What else do you want? Can't you say it all at once? ]
The main god system is already anxious.
The people from the General Administration just came here because they were tired of waiting.
As a result, the host is struggling here endlessly.
What else do you want!
What on earth is going on!
Ahhhh! I am so upset! I don't want to bind to any host anymore! This is just torture! Is it possible that every host that Tongzi binds to is so difficult to deal with?
Or is it the most unlucky one, bound to the most difficult one?
If you can’t figure out the system, you can only doubt your life.
Jiang Nian lay flat: [Well... give me a devilish body, you decide how much. It would be best if I could have some abdominal muscles or something.]
I don’t get angry when others are angry, and I don’t get anxious when others are anxious.
Adhering to the principle of having no quality, no morals, and being a rogue to the end, since the system asked her to make a request, she would not be polite.
The system is quite rational as it is not crazy: [Hello, host. Please select the body image you need to avoid the system accidentally causing you unnecessary troubles.]
What the hell is adding unnecessary troubles to Jiang Nian? The system is really impatient.
Instead of letting Jiang Nian pick and choose, it would be better to give her a template to choose from.
Jiang Nian's mind flashed through pictures of various figures: big-breasted, toned, well-proportioned, pale, thin and young...
Various types.
[This batch doesn't work, let's change to another batch. ]
[Why do you have such big breasts? They don't save you money and they are a burden. They are not good-looking if they are too muscular. My well-proportioned butt is not perky enough. I don't like white, thin and young girls. I want to change them.]
Tsk, she even picked it.
The system changed another batch, and then another batch, based on Jiang Nian's complaints.
Finally, I chose a model with a tall stature and long legs, and a perfect figure in all parts.
This was not the first time Jiang Nian had felt changes in his body, other than growing taller.
After all, the heroines in all the previous abusive novels were never as short as she is. This is an obsession!
As for the others, Jiang Nian had exchanged them in the mall and had experienced them all.
Soon, the originally skinny and petite Jiang Nian became a slim and beautiful lady with a devilish figure.
From a little beauty, she skipped directly to a top beauty.
How can I describe this feeling? One word: awesome!
Jiang Nian finally stood up.
In the distance, Jiang Jingshen wished he could take a telescope or run over to take a look for himself.
Is he dazzled?
Why does it feel like his Xiaonian has... grown taller?
It's not just a little bit higher...
Jiang Jingshen was so focused on his hesitation that before he could react, Jiang Nian had already entered the coconut grove.
When Jiang Jingshen reacted, he was so frightened that he wanted to run away. The humpback whale had been repeatedly warned by Jiang Nian, so he didn't dare to let Jiang Jingshen leave.
After Jiang Nian entered the coconut grove, it became a big battle between Jiang Jingshen and the humpback whale on the sea.
Netizens haven't figured out what's going on yet, they're laughing their heads off: [What's going on? Is the humpback whale fighting with Jiang Jingshen? ]
[I am dying of laughter. Jiang Jingshen slides down and the humpback whale catches up. Slide down and catch up. Are they playing on the slide here? ]
[No, am I the only one who feels that Jiang Jingshen is a bit dangerous? The humpback whale seemed to be about to bite him just now...]
[What is Jiang Jingshen doing? Why doesn't he take pictures of Jiang Nian? ]
[Ahhh Nianbao! Where is my Nianbao? Let him out quickly! ]
["Three Days and Two Nights" production team, are you going to stir up trouble again? Even if there is nothing going on, you have to create some gimmicks, right? You don't care about the safety of the guests at all? ]
[Is this the fault of the production team? Did Jiang Nian summon the humpback whale himself to swim so far in the sea? ]
[Didn’t the official say that this was all for the show’s sake? Why can’t we blame the show’s production team?]
As they laughed, they started arguing again.
Jiang Jingshen didn’t know, and Jiang Nian didn’t know even more.
The difference is that your height and leg length make you take bigger steps and learn faster. You will soon find a cave following the direction of the system’s fingerprints.
Cave?!
There is a cave in this coconut grove? Does it make sense?
Jiang Nian was too tired to complain.
Does she look so stupid if she doesn't get angry?
Could you at least make your acting more realistic? Why are you being so perfunctory?
It’s really… a capital 6!
[Host, danger is detected ahead. The Heavenly Dao's favorite is in the cave. There are about four dangerous people. Do you want to...?]
The system was still acting, but Jiang Nian had already strode over.
There were two people at the entrance of the cave who were like human-machines. Jiang Nian saw them when he got close to them and immediately started pretending to fight them.
Not surprisingly, Jiang Nian knocked everyone down.
The people in the cave seemed to be startled, and a child's cry was heard, "Help - Daddy and Mommy, save me -"
Jiang Nian: "..."
No, who taught you to speak like that?
Whose good person is more like a dad than a mom?
Okay, I'm just pretending to be a child, I understand.
Jiang Nian threatened: "Everyone inside, come out quickly, or I will burn this cave down!"
system:【?!】
What the hell? Burnt?
[Host, calm down! Calm down! The beloved of Heaven is still inside. If you set fire to him, he will be finished! The world will be destroyed! Otherwise, you can go inside and take a look. With your skills, it will not be a problem to defeat the dangerous target! ]
Jiang Nian turned a deaf ear to him, took out a bucket of gasoline out of thin air, and poured it outside the cave entrance.
The system incarnates as a screaming chicken: [Ahhh! Host, what are you doing? Where did you get the gasoline? You, you, you, do you have space?! ]
"Fool."
Jiang Nian didn't bother to pay attention to the stupid system and continued to take out the lighter, "I'll count to three. If you don't come out, I'll light it~"
[No! Don't do that! Host, you are here to save people! Not to kill people! We agreed that I would help you realize your wish, but you saved the beloved child of Heaven? ]
Jiang Nian looked innocent, "I'm here, right? Besides, he calls me daddy or mommy, but I'm not his daddy or mommy. Am I really going to risk my life to save him? Don't tell me about the end of the world. There's a difference between dying alone and dying with everyone else. Isn't it nice to have people from all over the world accompany you on your way to the underworld?"
The system was completely silent, and an emergency call was made to the main god system.
There is no way, there is really no way, this crazy host is completely insane! Even gold miners can't dig out this kind of magic gold!!!
But you can't do anything to her, and she is not afraid of any punishment.
Oh, by the way, she felt a little pain when I was making her taller, so should we continue to make her taller?
(End of this chapter)
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