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Chapter 810 44 times?
Chapter 810 Four...four times?
The two giant beasts spoke human language at the same time, and Gu Shiyi snorted.
"Why did you grow so big and turn into a human form?"
The two beasts made an "oh" sound, twisted their bodies, and transformed into a man and a woman at the same time. However, this man and woman were naked, standing openly on the water. Seeing this, Gu Shiyi's eyes hurt for a while, and he threw away two sets of clothes.
"Put your clothes on!"
Fortunately, after they made such a fuss, there was no one around. Otherwise, if ordinary people saw it, they would have nightmares for several nights!
After the two put on their clothes, Gu Shiyi snorted and blew up a gust of wind to sweep them up and fly them to the shore. When they saw the aquatic creatures stranded on the water and still struggling, Gu Shiyi pointed and said,
"You have done this yourself, so you have to take care of it!"
The two looked at each other, one waved his sleeves, and the other opened his mouth and blew towards the lake.
"call……"
A gust of wind blew across the entire lake, stirring the water and rolling up layers of waves, sweeping all the aquatic creatures on the shore back into the lake...
Gu Shiyi then snorted and said,
"Let's go!"
Then he led the two to find Wang Xueying and Fox who were holding the egg.
"Tell me, what's going on with you guys?"
"This one……"
Old Ma glanced at Wangyue, and suddenly his face turned red. He stammered and dared not speak. Wangyue on the side blinked her eyes and smacked her lips, as if she didn't know how to start. Gu Shiyi looked at the two of them hesitating, with a look of impatience on his face. After looking Old Ma up and down, he asked,
"After we left...Mochizuki attacked you again at night?"
Old Ma nodded with a red face, and Gu Shiyi narrowed his eyes.
"Look at you, did she... succeed?"
Old Ma said nothing. Wang Yue blinked and said in confusion,
"What do you mean by success?"
Gu Shiyi asked with a smile,
"So...you slept with him?"
She pointed at the old horse. Wangyue thought about it and nodded.
"Yes! I slept with him..."
As he spoke, he raised his hand and began to count with his fingers.
"One... two... three... four... I slept with him four times..."
Upon hearing this, Gu Shiyi looked at Lao Ma with a strange expression and stretched out four fingers.
"You... slept with him four... four times?"
If it had only been one or two times, it could be considered forced, but this has happened four times, and Lao Ma is still standing here in one piece. This... this can't be considered forced, right?
Not only Gu Shiyi thought so, but even Fox and Wang Xuying looked at Lao Ma with strange expressions. Lao Ma's face turned redder when he heard this, and he started to yell,
"Master, you have to make the decision for me... I was forced... I was forced!"
Gu Shiyi blinked several times when he heard this.
"Well... can anyone tell me how you slept? How did you sleep four times? How did you sleep each time?"
Lao Ma and Wangyue looked at each other, and Wangyue spoke first.
"After you left..."
After Gu Shiyi and his men left, Wangyue started to have some ideas. She originally thought that her magic skills were not good enough, so she learned a few tricks from Gu Shiyi and then used them on Lao Ma, doing this and that to him.
As a result, something happened in Xiao Mishan, and as soon as Gu Shiyi left, Wangyue felt that the opportunity had come. As soon as Gu Shiyi left, she hid in the fish pond. She restrained her breath and mingled with the fish. The fish pond was like a small lake with many fish in it. The servants in the Ma Mansion did not know that this little turtle was the ugly woman who had coveted their master before, and they all thought that she had left with Gu Shiyi.
Old Ma was not on guard and did not care when he heard the news of Gu Shiyi's departure. Anyway, he was used to the situation that Gu Shiyi and Pu Yanlan could leave at any time, so he thought that Wangyue had followed them. At night, Old Ma returned home without any preparation. He thought of the woman with a pair of green bean eyes that glowed like a hungry ghost. She was gone and happily drank a pot of wine during dinner.
After that, he returned to his room in a daze and went to sleep. In the middle of the night, he felt thirsty and drank some water. However, he didn't know that Wangyue had sneaked into his bedroom.
She had also learned her lesson. This time, after Old Ma returned home, she quietly crawled into the hall, watching Old Ma's face slightly red after drinking and his eyes blurred, and thought to herself,
"Drink! Drink more, the more the better!"
After she followed Lao Ma back to the room, she quietly replaced the cold tea that the servant had placed on the table with wine. Lao Ma woke up in the middle of the night without knowing it, and drank a whole pot of wine. As a result, he became even more drowsy. After Wangyue came in, she took off her clothes, threw herself on the bed, and tormented Lao Ma in this way and that way. As a result, Lao Ma was awakened by the torment, and found that he was innocent. He was furious and started fighting with Wangyue.
"So...you guys destroyed the mansion during the fight?"
Gu Shiyi found it funny, but Lao Ma looked frustrated.
"I spent a lot of money on that mansion, and... many of the servants in the mansion saw us fighting. My reputation as a master is ruined..." Wangyue rolled his eyes.
"I told you to stop making noise, but you insisted on making noise. You can't blame me for that!"
Old Ma was furious when he heard this.
"How dare you say that! You... you you... if it weren't for you... I would have ruined my entire life of fame. The reputation I worked so hard to build would be ruined in your hands..."
Old Ma could think of all these rumors, such as "Master Ma and an ugly woman in the middle of the night", "Rich people have strong tastes and they have sex with maids in the middle of the night", which must have spread all over Liuguang City at this time.
"My reputation!"
Old Ma was deeply distressed. Gu Shiyi couldn't help but want to laugh when he heard it, so he coughed a few times.
"Well... Old Ma... your reputation is fine. Your deputy is very capable and has already spent money to silence the servants. Now, except for the destruction of your mansion, your reputation is temporarily safe!"
It is said that Lao Ma only cares about his reputation, so... innocence is no longer important?
I haven't seen him regretting his innocence at all?
Old Ma was delighted when he heard this.
"Really?"
Gu Shi nodded and asked again,
"Well... that time you said you were careless, but what about the next three times?"
The two looked at each other after hearing this. Old Ma's face turned red again. Wang Yue said,
"What's there to say? It's just a fight... If I win, I'll pin him down and then ride on him..."
Gu Shiyi was waiting for Wangyue to tell him the details with a lewd look on his face. When he turned around and saw Wang Xueying blushing and the fox laughing strangely, he suddenly remembered that his apprentice had never eaten meat, so he coughed and interrupted,
"What if you lose the fight?"
Wangyue tilted his head and recalled.
"I didn't lose the fight!"
"Oh, is it so?"
Gu Shiyi narrowed his eyes and looked at Lao Ma, laughing in his heart.
"You say no with your mouth, but your body is honest!"
No one knows better than her and Yan'er what this old man is capable of. He has the blood of Xuanwu. If they really fight to the death, how can Wangyue possibly beat him?
This was intentional release of water!
Gu Shiyi looked at Lao Ma laughing strangely, and Lao Ma's face turned even redder. The fox next to him also noticed something was wrong. Only Wang Xuying didn't understand. She looked at Gu Shiyi and the fox with a puzzled look on her face. Lao Ma was embarrassed by their laughter. He was angry but didn't dare to get angry at Gu Shiyi and the fox. He just glared at Wangyue fiercely. Wangyue looked at him in confusion.
"Why are you glaring at me? You can't beat me. It's because you're not good enough!"
"Hahaha……"
Gu Shiyi burst into laughter, and Lao Ma almost burst into flames. After waiting for Gu Shiyi and Fox to laugh enough, he changed the subject.
"Well... let's go back to Liuguang City. I... I've lost my business for several days. I don't know if the guys below me have done anything wrong!"
Gu Shiyi nodded, signaled Wang Xuying to pick up the fox, and blew up a gust of wind to sweep everyone inside. Then the group returned to Liuguang City.
At this time, the shopkeeper was organizing people to repair the Ma Mansion, but this was not something that could be done in a short time. The group went to another mansion of Old Ma. When he saw the servants coming to greet him, Old Ma had a bitter face.
"Although this matter has not spread to the city, the servants in the mansion all know about it. How can I face these servants in the future?"
That night, many people saw them fighting naked!
Gu Shiyi laughed and glanced at the fox and said,
"This is easy to do. Fox is the best at confusing people. She can cast a spell to make the servants forget what happened that night!"
The old horse's eyes lit up when he heard this, and the fox laughed.
"My magic has improved recently. There is no need to waste time and effort to confuse people. I can use another method!"
Old Ma called back all the servants who were originally serving in the mansion, and gathered them all in the yard. Old Ma stood under the corridor, holding a fiery red fox in his arms and gave a lecture to the servants.
"The master has been out for a few days, and you all listened to the steward's instructions and kept your mouths shut. The master is very satisfied, and this month's salary for everyone will be doubled..."
Upon hearing this, the servants immediately became excited, and all of them showed joy on their faces. However, no one noticed that the big fiery red fox in the master's arms quietly turned around and pointed its butt outside. Then it lifted its big tail and
"puff……"
A puff of light yellow smoke rushed out from the fox's place of reincarnation, and a foul smell rose to the sky, soon filling the entire yard. The servants standing in the yard were caught off guard. When the foul smell entered their noses, they felt a buzzing in their heads, their eyes rolled back, and their bodies stiffened.
“Plop… plop… plop…”
The sound of "screaming" continued to be heard, and all the servants fell to the ground one after another. The old horse frowned and asked the fox,
"What kind of magic is this, just using your stinky fart to make people faint?"
The fox chuckled.
"Haven't we just started practicing? Even though it smells a bit, don't worry, I guarantee they will forget what happened that night when they wake up tomorrow!"
Old Ma rolled his eyes.
"You've finally finished your fart. How am I going to get everyone in this yard back by myself?"
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