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Chapter 826 Are you going to piss me off?

Chapter 826 Are you going to piss me off?
After dealing with Wang Zhongjiu, Pu Yanlan clapped her hands and said calmly,

"Let's go, we can't keep Jian Zhongren's disciples here!"

Wang Xueying was shocked when she heard this, and even Su Qingchen was shocked.
"Master, are you going to kill them all?"

Pu Yanlan smiled faintly.
"These people followed Jian Zhongren to learn evil magic, and have long been registered in the underworld. I will not do it myself. I will hand them over to the people in the underworld, and naturally someone will take their souls!"

They went to capture Jian Zhongren's disciples one by one. When they came back, Gu Shiyi and the old Taoist priest had almost finished their conversation. When the two met, Pu Yanlan came up to greet the old Taoist priest. The old Taoist priest smiled and said,
"You have made some progress in your cultivation now, kid. Great... Eleven... I'm afraid you have troubled me a lot over the years, right?"

Pu Yanlan smiled and said,
"Master, what you said is really polite. You know the relationship between me and Eleven best. How can you say that I am bothering you?"

The old Taoist priest smiled and said,
"It is precisely because I know that you two are closer than sisters that I, the old Taoist priest, say this. You are the only one who can stand her shameless character!"

Gu Shiyi rolled his eyes when he heard this.
"Master, you are the one who has no shame. Your disciple is here. Please save some face for your disciple!"

After saying that, he pointed at Wang Xuying, who hurried forward to greet him. The old Taoist priest was startled and looked Wang Xuying up and down, then turned to look at his apprentice.
"You...you actually accepted a disciple, aren't you afraid of misleading the students?"

Gu Shiyi rolled his eyes.
"How could I mislead the students?"

The old guy is still so out of touch after all these years!

The old Taoist priest ignored her and just smiled and said to Wang Xueying,

"Good boy, why did you choose Gu Shiyi as your master? It's really hard for you!"

Wang Xueying looked at her master beside her, her eyes almost rolling up to the sky. She suppressed her laughter and bowed respectfully,

"Grandmaster, the master is very kind to his disciple, and he has given him a lot of guidance..."

The old Taoist just sighed.
"This child... is pitiful. He is still trying to cover up for your master!"

Pu Yanlan couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh, while Gu Shiyi sighed helplessly, exchanged a glance with Pu Yanlan, and changed the subject.

"Well... Master, when I was peeling off the talisman earlier, I accidentally attracted the Yin Fire and burned one of Jian Zhongren's disciples and your colleague Wang Chongjiu to death..."

Here he sighed,

"Master, I'm afraid you will have to go back alone to report!"

The old Taoist priest really no longer gave his disciple face, shook his head and sighed,
"In front... we were also five colleagues, and three of us were killed by that Jian and his apprentice..."

He sighed again,

"If it weren't for Wang Chongjiu... we might have been able to return safely!"

It turned out that Wang Chongjiu was a butcher in the world of the living. His ancestors for three generations were all pig killers. He had a very strong evil spirit and was feared by both humans and ghosts in the world of the living. One day, after getting drunk, he fell into a pond and drowned. After entering the underworld, he somehow managed to get in touch with Old Yama and got a job inspecting the underworld, allowing him to travel between the two worlds of Yin and Yang. Relying on his backer, he made a lot of money when traveling between the two worlds of Yin and Yang.

As a result, after the new Yama came to power, he began to settle accounts with the old Yama's people. The new Yama was disdainful of small characters like Wang Chongjiu, and just sent him out of the country, thinking out of sight, out of mind. It was a pity that the old Taoist priest was unlucky. This time he came out to do the job and became a partner with Wang Chongjiu. It turned out that Wang Chongjiu was used to being domineering, so he introduced himself as soon as he came up, and wanted to rely on the power of the underworld to make Jian Zhongren and others surrender obediently!
How could a cunning man like Jian Zhongren follow the ghost catcher obediently? He pretended to be afraid and took advantage of the ghost catchers' carelessness to kill three of them. The only ones left were the old Taoist priest and Wang Chongjiu. How could a cunning man like the old Taoist priest suffer a loss? He wanted to slip away immediately, but Wang Chongjiu held on to him tightly and asked them to run away together. As a result, the old Taoist priest was dragged down by Jian Zhongren and fell into Jian Zhongren's hands. The old Taoist priest wished he could bite Wang Chongjiu a few times at that time!

Now that Wang Chongjiu has been reduced to ashes, the old Taoist priest would be extremely happy and wouldn't even ask any more questions!
Gu Shiyi knew the reason, and also knew that Wang Chongjiu was gone, and the underworld would not ask about it, so he felt relieved and asked the old Taoist priest,
"Master, you came here specifically for this mission. Now that you have captured these people, what are your plans?"

The old Taoist snorted,
"These people are all registered in the underworld. This guy named Jian has killed countless people since he entered this world. He and his disciples should have been sent to the underworld long ago!"

After a pause he said,

"There were five of my colleagues here at the time, and now I'm the only one left. I'm afraid I can't handle it. I still need you to help me escort them down!"

Gu Shi nodded,

"We still have to go through the underworld to return to the Three Realms of the Emperor, so this is just right for us!"

In order to prevent any fish from slipping through the net, Pu Yanlan specially captured the souls of several people for questioning. After counting the number of people one by one and making sure that there was no longer this group of harmful ghost cultivators left in this world, Gu Shiyi took out his badge and opened the passage to the underworld. Everyone jumped into the black hole that appeared on the ground one by one. After that, the black hole slowly released a wisp of black smoke and disappeared above the ground. After that, this world was as quiet as before. There were no more resurrections of the dead or large numbers of living people disappearing inexplicably!
Back to the underworld, still outside the Wrongful Death City, Cui Chenghuang had been waiting there. He was delighted to see everyone show up. He went up to Qi Jiufeng and saw that only Qi Jiufeng had returned. He hurriedly asked about the situation. Qi Jiufeng told him the whole story. When he talked about Wang Chongjiu's death, Cui Chenghuang did not doubt it at all and said calmly,

"Oh... this is just his bad luck. I will report it to Lord Yama later..."

The matter was just over, and Cui Chenghuang said to everyone,
"Even if we have arrested these people, we will go back and report to you..."

Then he turned to the old Taoist priest.
"Brother Qi knows that your mission has been delayed for a long time. You should return quickly!"

The old Taoist nodded and apologized to Cui Chenghuang, "Wait for me to say a few more words to my disciple!"

The master and the disciple walked to the side. They had been separated by life and death for decades. Now they had just met briefly and had to part again. The feeling in their hearts was naturally indescribable. They looked at each other and didn't know what to say for a while. After a while, Gu Shiyi called out,
"Master..."

As soon as he called out, his nose felt a little sour, and he quickly stopped talking, but his eyes were red, and the old Taoist priest laughed.

"Good boy... I thought that after my death, I would never see you again. I never thought that you would achieve what you have today. I can see you again. This is already a blessing from God. You don't have to worry about me. I am doing well in the underworld. I can do my work when I have it, and I can also invite some good colleagues to have a drink together when I have nothing to do. Although there is no wine to drink, it is already very good!"

Gu Shiyi's nose suddenly stopped hurting after hearing what the old Taoist said, and he rolled his eyes and said,
"Old man, you still haven't changed your lecherous habit?"

The old Taoist priest laughed.

"Food, sex and nature are the same for both men and women. Speaking of which... you are not young anymore, it's time to find a man..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw his disciple's expression suddenly change, and then he looked at him strangely, with an expression that showed an inexplicable sense of guilt. The old Taoist priest had raised Gu Shiyi with his own hands, so how could he not see that there was something fishy going on? So the old Taoist priest's expression also became strange.

"Well... is there something you haven't told me?"

"that……"

Gu Shiyi scratched his head and then he remembered that when he was reminiscing about the past with the old Taoist priest, he was only busy telling him about how his life had been full of twists and turns over the years. It seemed... it seemed... maybe... it seemed that he had not told the old Taoist priest that he already had a man and... he had a child!

The old Taoist priest saw her expression and felt that his guess was correct. He opened his eyes wide.
"You...you you you...you have slept with a man?"

Gu Shi nodded,

"you you you……"

The old Taoist pointed at her, his hands trembling for a long time before he uttered a few words:

"You...are you married? Have you hired a matchmaker? Do you have an engagement? How much dowry will you be given?"

Gu Shiyi scratched the back of his head.
"No...no...no...or no?"

"what……"

The old Taoist beat his chest upon hearing this.

"You...you...you...you...you...you are such a loser. After all, you have been following me, an old Taoist priest, in the underworld for so many years. You can accept it without three matchmakers and six certificates. At most, you can sleep with him, but you have to have some gold and silver jewelry, gems and agates to keep yourself, right? You...are you stupid?"

After thinking about it, I said "oh".
"By the way, you are a cultivator now, so you should need spiritual stones and magical tools. Do you have any?"

The old Taoist priest looked anxious, and shook his head slowly as he looked at his apprentice. He was so distressed that he beat his chest violently.
"You, you, you...are you trying to piss me off to death?"

Let me, your master, die again?
Gu Shiyi smiled and comforted him,

"Master, please don't be angry. I, your disciple, am not at a disadvantage. That man is a great demon king after all, and he is also quite handsome..."

What kind of hard work is good... No, the work... is actually a bit rough!

"Oops..."

The old Taoist priest got even angrier after hearing this.

"Well... can good looks really make a living? You should at least have some spiritual stones and elixirs to help you practice!"

Gu Shiyi looked very educated when he heard this.

"Yes, Master is right. Next time I see him, I will definitely ask him for..."

She didn't know how much Tianyu was worth, but since he was a king and looked so arrogant and cool, he must have a wealthy family, right?
Otherwise I wouldn’t have the confidence!

The old Taoist priest was so angry that he sighed.

"You silly girl, this man has already succeeded, why would he come back to you without any matchmaker or engagement!"


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