half-baked life

Chapter 102 What kind of girl do you like?
"Grandpa, you are amazing. The old people we assisted in bathing had to be carried into the bathtub, but you were the first to walk in by yourself."

General Yan Qihuai groped around and sat down firmly in the bathtub, when Jiang He started to praise.

When Gu Xia, who was half-kneeling next to him, heard this, he immediately started to cooperate, "Old man, you have such a good body. You don't look like someone who is almost 80 years old. At most... at most it's only 60!"

"What's the point of being naked and having good bones? My eyes are so bad that I can't even get out of the door now."

Yan Qihuai was flattered by the two of them, but the old man was still quite nervous since it was his first time helping him take a bath, and he couldn't see anything, which made him even more embarrassed.

He lay upright in the bathtub, his body obviously tense, and his hands kept tugging on the bath towel covering his waist, lest he accidentally expose himself in front of everyone.

Seeing this, Gu Xia quickly covered him with another one. Yan Qihuai groped up and down and made sure that the towel covered him from chest to calf, and finally relaxed a little.

"Grandpa, when was the last time you took a shower?"

Gu Xia originally just wanted to have a casual chat with Yan Qihuai to distract him, but unexpectedly the old man misunderstood him and thought he was dirty!

"I...I haven't had a proper bath for half a year, but I wipe it every night."

Yan Qihuai straightened up his upper body slightly and explained in an urgent tone. His right hand uncomfortably tugged at the threads at the edge of the towel, "It should be...it shouldn't be too dirty, right?"

"Well, it's quite clean. You can see that there isn't much dust left on it."

Zhang Jiefang was just telling lies with her eyes open. She moved a folding stool and sat next to the bathtub. She sighed quietly, "I am a dry bather. The more dust I rub, the more I feel accomplished." , you... oh, you can’t muster the energy at all!”

Gu Xia gave Zhang Jiefang a thumbs up with admiration, and Zhang Jiefang covered her mouth in amusement.

"Really?" Yan Qihuai relaxed completely now and started talking more.

"I used to go to the bathhouse at the entrance of the alley to wash myself. We were all neighbors, and they didn't think I was too old. Later I couldn't see it, so I stopped going. Although they didn't tell me, we You can’t help but know what’s good and what’s wrong, I went there just to cause trouble to others, don’t you think so?”

"It's okay, grandpa. Whenever you want to take a bath in the future, just tell me. I'm not afraid of trouble."

Jiang He smiled and took over the conversation. Upon hearing this, Yan Su immediately glanced nervously at Yan Qihuai, who was smiling and answering repeatedly.

What "in the future", he has no plans for "in the future"!

400 yuan for a shower is expensive or not. It can be said to be cheap, but it’s really not cheap. It’s just a waste of money. If you have the spare money, you might as well buy more delicious food for the old man. There's something to drink.

Jiang He handed the shower head to Gu Xia and turned on the hot water switch. When she returned to the bedroom, she found that Yan Su was still sitting on the sofa in the living room playing with his mobile phone as if nothing had happened.

"Aren't you here to help?" Jiang He asked Yan Su angrily, worried that Yan Qihuai would hear him.

"...Jiang He, do you think I'm being taken advantage of? Why should I help? I paid you to give the old man a bath. Have you understood the situation?"

Yan Su had already realized that he and Jiang He had no chance at all, so naturally he didn't bother to pretend anymore, so he just broke the pot and started throwing things.

Although what Gu Xia just said was unpleasant, he was really right. He had been "pretending" in front of Jiang He before.

He pretended to be whatever Jiang He liked. He pretended to be elegant, modest, stable and mature, and emotionally stable. He also pretended to respect Jiang He's personality, thoughts and choices, so much so that he almost believed it. .

Yan Su also knows that he can't "pretend" for a lifetime, and there will always be a day when the secret is revealed.

Speaking of which, the secret was almost exposed last time because of Gu Xia.

Gu Xia's passionate pursuit of Jiang He made him nervous and humiliated during that period. However, Jiang He's performance was impeccable and he couldn't find a reason to get angry. In the end, he used the beautiful gun that Gu Xia gave to Jiang He. With a lighter, he was able to vent happily, but it almost caused Jiang He to break up with him. It was the old man who negotiated an agreement in the middle, and the two finally got back together.

"When an elderly person helps bathe for the first time, it's best for family members to get involved. This can make the elderly person feel more secure, or you can just chat with them for a while."

Jiang Hehun didn't care about Yan Su's life attacks and patiently explained. "You are home..." Yan Su gritted his teeth in time and paused while tapping the screen of his phone.

"I don't have that spare time." He immediately changed his words, and Jiang He naturally no longer forced himself.

"Old man, let me shave you first... you touch it. This is a hot towel. I will put it on your face later to make it more comfortable when shaving."

After Yan Qihuai nodded, Zhang Jiefang put the steaming towel on the lower half of Yan Qihuai's face.

After applying the hot towel for three or four minutes, the stubble was almost soft, so Zhang Jiefang picked up the razor and started shaving.

Yan Qihuai had a beard, but the stubble on his face was not long. Zhang Jiefang estimated that he had not shaved for two days at most. However, the old man's face had several old and new scars. It looked like they were scratched by a razor, especially It's the one on the chin, it's pretty deep and it's obviously scarred.

"Old man, please don't shave yourself. It's so dangerous!" Zhang Jiefang couldn't help but remind her.

"This was all done before. Yan Su bought me an electric one last month. It's much better."

Yan Qihuai suddenly laughed as he spoke, "Sometimes I scratch myself without even realizing it, and the blood drips onto my clothes. One time, Yan Su's mother saw it and screamed in fright, and she almost called 120."

Jiang He knew that it was best for her to laugh together, but she couldn't laugh at all. Gu Xia next to her was not as good as her. She was blinking her eyes, obviously about to cry, and her tear pits were ridiculously shallow.

"Oh, old man, you are really big-hearted."

Fortunately, there was Zhang Jiefang. She helped Yan Qihuai finish shaving with neat movements as she spoke, and also helped him apply aftershave lotion specially designed for the elderly.

"How's it going, old man? Are you clean shaven?"

Zhang Jiefang asked casually while packing her things. She didn't hear a response for a long time. When she looked up, she realized that Yan Qihuai was actually crying. Tears were flowing down the corners of her eyes and she couldn't stop them.

Zhang Jiefang immediately winked at Jiang He, and Jiang He immediately came forward, "Grandpa, what's wrong? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"

"No...no discomfort, it's so comfortable."

Yan Qihuai was obviously a little embarrassed, "I was laughing just now, but now I'm crying again, like an old fool. I...I just suddenly thought of Lao Jiang. When I shaved my face at his place, I had to apply heat first. Towels, in the blink of an eye, Chiang Kai-shek has been gone for seven or eight years, and he still has no apprentice for such a good craftsmanship... Oops, I'm getting old, I just like to say that these are useless, don't be surprised."

"Old man, please talk more, I like to hear this." Gu Xia sniffed and said.

"Sorry, young man, for making you laugh. Are you... Jiang He's colleague?"

Gu Xia nodded. After nodding, he remembered that the old man couldn't see him at all. When he was about to speak, Jiang He had already answered for him.

"Grandpa, Xiao Gu is here to help. He is not my colleague. He is a big internet celebrity with tens of millions of fans."

Gu Xia had heard many more exaggerated, more gorgeous and even more sincere compliments than this, but Jiang He's slightly teasing and unexpected introduction made him feel inexplicably shy.

"Oh, why is Xiao Gu so good? How old are you? Are you 30?"

"25 this year."

"You are so young. Do you have a partner?"

"...Not yet." Gu Xia glanced at Jiang He secretly before answering.

"What kind of girl do you like? Old Mo Tou, who used to play chess with me, has a granddaughter who just graduated from college. Oh, she is tall and fair. She studied broadcasting. Now she is working at a radio station. How about I introduce you to each other?"

(End of this chapter)