half-baked life

"...Can't you?" Gu Xia raised her chin slightly, feeling proud rather than ashamed.

Jiang He looked at him with a half-smiling expression, "It's not impossible."

"...It's just that if this is the case, then we have to break up early."

As soon as this sentence came out of Jiang He's mind, she placed it in a very conspicuous place, and the countdown to breakup started immediately.

As Jiang He expected, five days later, Li Tao called extremely excitedly and said that Gui Chongsi had really come to visit with a letter of appointment and contract, and the title given to Xiong Yunhao was "art consultant".

"He originally only planned to hire Lao Xiong for a quarter, but I managed to get him half a year."

After Jiang He heard this, he couldn't help but "admire" Gui Chongsi to the core. He was really a born businessman, and he knew how to do things that could be done for five cents without spending a dime.

However, half a year is almost over.

If Li Tao and Xiong Yunhao are unable to speak out in the Elephant Theater for two seasons, it will become even more impossible in the future if Old Xiong's condition worsens.

Li Tao kept saying thank you to Jiang He on the other end of the phone, and there was an obvious cry in her voice as she spoke. When Jiang He heard this, he quickly "stirred the trouble to the east."

"I really can't thank you for this. The credit must go to Gu Xia. Without him, a big internet celebrity, it would never have gone so smoothly."

Jiang He originally wanted to change the topic and ask Lao Xiong how long it would take to customize a book for Gu Xia, but the customer service phone suddenly rang.

It happened that Xu Qingmo was not at his desk, and the customer service sister was working as a teaching assistant for Zhang Jiefang in the conference room. Jiang He had to end the conversation with Li Tao in a hurry and answer the customer service phone.

Looking back later, this should have been the first harassing phone call, but Jiang He didn't realize the seriousness of the matter at the moment.

"Hello, hello, this is Jie Ping who is assisting with bathing. Do you need any help?"

"How much is it?" The voice of the person who spoke was very young. Jiang He suspected that this person was only in his early 20s at most, and was probably still a student. His tone was a little nervous and a little excited. Jiang He could even hear him. Rapid breathing.

"The first trial price is 99 yuan." Jiang He tapped on the keyboard and recorded the person's phone number.

"What about the full set?" the young man asked eagerly.

"99 yuan is the price of a complete set. A complete bathing service, in addition to bathing, also includes hair washing, facial cleansing and nail trimming. We will also provide bed sterilization and deodorization services in the future. Are you a family member?"

"...What a mess, who are the family members? What are you pretending to be here with me!"

The other party cursed in shame and hung up the phone.

Jiang He was just stunned for a moment when he was scolded. After all, the customer service number would receive calls from some weird guys from time to time.

For this phone call, according to the strange rating scale, it would be difficult to even get three stars.

But ten minutes later, things started to go wrong. Similar harassing phone calls came one after another, and the words became more and more explicit.

There are also an inexplicable increase in text messages, just like the Double 11 Big Sale, but the content is extremely unsightly, with some asking for prices, some cursing, and some directly sending explicit photos. Naturally, the customer service WeChat ID is not immune to this. , dozens of friend requests popped up all of a sudden.

"Mr. Jiang, something big happened!"

Xu Qingmo rushed out of the bathroom with a nervous look on her face. She was so panicked that she didn't even rinse the foam off her hands. She shouted as she walked through the office and ran quickly towards Jiang He.

"I came across a video on a certain channel, and it actually said that we provide...what kind of services to the elderly..."

Xu Qingmo is a bit short-sighted, but he doesn't care about his eyes.

She ran all the way over and was less than 3 meters away from Jiang He, only to realize that Jiang He had been making silent gestures at her.

Only then did Xu Qingmo suddenly remember that the more than 20 new bathing assistants were being trained in the conference room next to them!

She quickly forced herself to calm down and looked at the more than 20 bathing assistants who were looking at her through the frosted glass, plus Zhang Jiefang who was demonstrating the steps to help bathing, and the customer service lady who was lying in the empty bathtub acting as a disabled old man. , shook the phone vigorously.

"Big business is coming, hahaha!"

Xu Qingmo smirked three times and that was not enough, so he jumped on the spot a few times. After noticing that the expressions of everyone in the conference room were getting weirder, he swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva guiltily, and then sneaked up to Jiang He. Before she could catch her breath, she realized that Jiang He had found the short video.

"...Family members, it is a lie that Jieping helps disabled elderly people bathe, but providing paid SQ services is real! They are taking advantage of their children's filial piety to torture, insult, and ravage these respectable and pitiful elderly people, and use their hearts and minds to Physical emptiness and ruthless exploitation are undoubtedly an extreme violation of moral ethics and a blatant insult and provocation to social security. We should resolutely resist reporting and let them receive due legal sanctions!"

The tone of the AI ​​male voice commentary in the short video is very dull, but the content is very sensational.

Compared with the explanation, the pictures are much more perfunctory. Some old news pictures of the anti-pornography and illegal activities are interspersed between the video clips of the bathing aid. Those video clips were all released by the Jieping bathing aid account, but some slightly selected angles were used. Subtle, add a mosaic that attracts imagination, and that’s it.

However, those two lines of particularly bold red headlines, "Jie Ping Bathing Assistance provides bathing services for disabled elderly people, covertly providing paid SQ services", in Jiang He's opinion, is quite eye-catching.

A discerning person with good Internet sense doesn’t need to watch the entire short video. It only takes 20 seconds at most to realize that this is a groundless “sex rumor”.

But the problem is that these days, there are only a few discerning people. Most people don't care about authenticity at all. They only care about whether it is exciting and bizarre. Short videos like this that are both curious and erotic are just what they want.

Sure enough, less than an hour after this short video was posted, it already had more than 10,000 likes and was widely reposted by many random marketing accounts.

Jiang He quickly opened the backends of Xiao Hongshu and Mou Yin, and sure enough, they both went viral. Likes, private messages, and new followers were all 99+. The comment area also changed from its usual harmony, with both understandable and incomprehensible comments. One after another, it's like a toilet that's filled with water and can't be blocked.

What were in the front row were "Join the group and enjoy 500MB of uncensored videos", "You will be fascinated by it once you understand it (I understand everything)", "I have read it, the technique is quite good", and some people even recognized Jiang He, "The young one is Maeglin A senior executive, right? Tsk, tsk, tsk, if a good CBO quits, it turns out he has gone to work!"

"Mr. Jiang, what...what should we do?" Xu Qingmo saw this level of crisis for the first time and was so panicked that he could hardly hold his cell phone.

"Don't panic when something happens..." After Jiang He said the first half of the sentence, he looked at Xu Qingmo expectantly.

"...Take a picture first and post it on Moments?" Xu Qingmo reflexively answered the second half of the sentence. As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately covered his mouth with guilt. Seeing her like that, Jiang He laughed directly, "It's good, as long as I'm not scared to death. ."

After Jiang He finished speaking, he watched the short video of less than 1 minute again. Based on the exaggerated style of the commentary, Jiang He felt that % of it was related to Qian Zihan.

It's been almost a week since Qian Zihan was released. Jiang He didn't know what tricks he played. Anyway, Tao Lele's parents didn't hold him accountable, just like what he said, because he and Tao Lele In the end, he was only detained for 10 days.

However, the account of "Beloved Xiao Tao" was banned indefinitely, which was Qian Zihan's biggest loss.

Upon closer inspection, Jiang He could be said to have cut off his financial path.

As the old saying goes, "Destroying a person's wealth is like killing his parents."

For a guy like Qian Zihan, who only thinks about money, this sentence is a golden rule. A guy like him who is determined to retaliate will never suffer a loss in silence, and will naturally retaliate harshly.

"Spreading pornographic rumors" should be the most "wonderful" among all revenge methods. It has the lowest cost and the smallest price, but it will have the greatest negative impact on Jieping Zhuyu and Jiang He.

"Qing Mo, I have to go to the police station to report it now, so I need to trouble you to find out the accounts that are currently publishing and reposting this short video, as well as the accounts that are also posting insults and suggestive comments under the Jieping Yuyu account. , take screenshots of them all and record and save them, try not to pull down any of them.”

"...want them all?" Xu Qingmo said in shock. The workload was so heavy that she might not be able to finish it even if she stayed up all night.

"It's okay, I'll find someone to help you."

Jiang He said that people had already arrived outside the conference room. Sure enough, several younger people inside had seen the short video and were discussing it in whispers there!

"Sorry to disturb everyone's training."

Jiang He pushed open the glass door of the conference room and walked straight in. Xu Qingmo followed nervously.

"...What's wrong?" Zhang Jiefang stood up holding her knees and looked at Jiang He puzzledly. Jiang He didn't explain, but directly handed the mobile phone that was playing the short video in a loop to her hand.

"The current situation is like this. Someone posted a video online claiming that Jieping Zhuyu secretly provided paid sexual services to the elderly Yuyu."

Jiang He didn't even lay the groundwork and went straight to the point. As soon as she finished speaking, the chattering discussion in the conference room suddenly became much louder.

When Zhang Jiefang heard what she said, her face immediately turned red. She glanced at Jiang He with a reproachful look, feeling that Jiang He sometimes spoke and acted without considering the occasion. How could such embarrassing things be brought up on the stage?

She quickly stretched out her hand to give Jiang He a hand, but Jiang He misunderstood that he was trying to comfort her, "It's okay with me, Aunt Jie Fang. What you should be afraid of now are those guys who spread rumors!"