After landing in the underworld, everyone watched the live broadcast in the underworld
Chapter 13 Do you also send your parents to school?
Chapter 13 Do you also send your parents to school?
The literacy school is a newly built school in the underworld. It is specially designed for ghosts of all ages who have never read. It is an important part of the underworld's infrastructure and is also a part of the underworld's elderly care business.
Although it is currently in the trial operation stage, the future is bright.
The seventh day of August in the underworld is a disaster for all old ghosts.
On this day, they experienced historic pain. On this day, they were sent to school collectively. From then on, they lost the entertainment activities of dancing in Poqianshan Square and swimming in Wangchuan River, and could only be locked up in school. In a small place, you can learn modern knowledge and you can only graduate if you get A+ from all the teachers in the proficiency test half a year later.
Netizens said: I feel comfortable.
Seeing them doing nothing every day has made them unhappy for a long time!It’s time to take the pains of learning!
*
Yuan Xi and Emperor Fengdu brought Jiang Shan to the school.
At the school gate, all the elderly ghosts were brought to the school gate by their children to wait for reports. The ghosts were everywhere.
"You have to have a good relationship with other old men and women at school and don't fight, do you understand?"
"Don't fall in love at dusk, otherwise you will die when mom comes down!"
"Study hard and try to get out early. It's not easy for me to make money outside, so don't spend it randomly. Go ahead and I'll pick you up after school in half a year."
The parting is always touching. Yuan Xi handed the handkerchief to the young ghost who was crying with tears and runny nose, "Don't be too sad. This is a good thing. We should support them, study hard and strive to contribute to the underworld."
The ghost nodded, finally stopped crying, looked at Yuan Xi and the others, and asked with concern, "You also send the old guy to school? How come a young couple died at such a young age..."
The surroundings were noisy like a vegetable market. When they reached the door, Jiang Shan's rebellious mood reached its peak. He gritted his teeth and said, "I won't go."
[fox: Hahahaha, what should I do if my child is tired of studying? 】
Yuan Xi spread her hands: "Why?"
Emperor Fengdu stood in the commotion, squinting his eyes, looking at his unsatisfactory subordinates, and he had a feeling that you'd better give a reason.
Jiang Shan gritted his teeth, hesitated to speak, closed his eyes, and said in a low voice, "I am the leader of the Ten Palaces of Yama. I have dedicated 1000 years to the underworld. During my lifetime, I was..."
Yuan Xi: "Sir, times have changed."
Jiang Shan opened his eyes, his eyes were about to burst, and he turned around to leave, "I don't want to go to school!"
Emperor Fengdu slapped him on the head, "Either you go up, or you get kicked out and reincarnate."
Jiang Shan was silent.
The first literacy school in the underworld was named Fengdu Vocational and Technical College by Emperor Fengdu himself.This is an all-round university that combines literacy with comprehensive subjects. Here, all old ghosts come to receive a variety of education such as language, mathematics, physics, chemistry, life, history, geography, etc., to eliminate ignorance and ignorance, develop their specialties, and aim to become moral, intellectual, and physical. The pillar of the comprehensive development of art and labor!
On New Year's Eve, he introduced to Emperor Fengdu, "Although it is still very simple now, with only the simplest desks, chairs, and blackboards. However, we have invited the most professional teachers, and we will definitely teach these century-old ghosts within half a year." Transform into a new era of youth, no, old age. Great Emperor, listen, it is filled with the sound of everyone reading. "
As soon as he finished speaking, a heartbreaking wail came from the school——
"Let me die, let me die! I don't know! Who knows what abandon means!"
"What, another [-] runs? Why! This track is unfair to us zombies! I don't want to read anymore, I want to leave! I want to go swimming in Wangchuan!"
Emperor Fengdu tilted his head, looked at Yuan Xi, and said in a cold voice, "The sound of reading?"
"..."
At this time, the acting principal of the school walked out of the school gate to greet them on New Year's Eve.The school has a formation set up by Emperor Fengdu himself. Within half a year, only ghosts who get "excellent" in the final exam can come out. With his divine blessing, no ghost can fly.
"The principal of Fengdu Vocational and Technical School Wen Huo met with His Majesty the Emperor, the Reform Officer of the Yuan Dynasty, His Royal Highness King Qin Guang." Yuan Xi smiled and pushed Jiang Shan out, "From now on, King Qin Guang will study in this school. I hope that Principal Wen will not care about his position. We treat everyone equally, and we don’t have high requirements for him. The main purpose of sending him here is to get rid of his addiction.”
Hearing this, he was confused: "Addicted?"
Yuan Xi nodded: "I'm addicted to square dancing."
Jiang Shan gritted his teeth angrily.
Under the oppressive eyes of Emperor Fengdu, he relaxed again.
"In addition to this, I also hope that he can accept the fact that feudal society is dead as soon as possible, accept new knowledge, and be able to integrate with modern society."
Hearing the confusion, he nodded in understanding and said sideways, "Come with me."
Emperor Fengdu nodded.
Under his leadership, the two people entered the school.
The average age of the Ghost Class is a hundred years, and all of them are illiterate.At this time, there was a math class going on. The classroom, which was originally filled with howling ghosts and howling ghosts, suddenly became quiet because of the terrifying aura of Emperor Fengdu. The ghosts all sat obediently in their seats and worked on the questions carefully.
Yuan Xi came closer and took a look.
A linear function of one variable.The question is: There are x ghosts, there are 10 bowls of Meng Po soup, and each ghost has 2 bowls. How many ghosts can be divided?
The ghost in front of me confidently copied down the question, and was very proud of it.
Yuan Xi: "It should be 2x=10, and the solution is x=5. When learning mathematics, you must think carefully and you can't..."
The ghost looked up in horror, "Isn't this an English translation class?"
The barrage fell silent.
[The stupid bird flies first: ...just go and have fun, it’s not your fault. 】
[I’m a big sex fan: I can’t do any of this!Acting, right?The actors in your live broadcast room are too realistic. I suggest you all enter the entertainment industry!There are also such realistic scenes, let’s lend them to the directors. 】
[I hate school: I'll tell you what to do. I suggest you copy the answers a hundred times and leave a thousand questions of the same type. If you can't finish them, you won't be allowed to leave school.Hehe, I will tear all your umbrellas apart if I get caught in the rain! 】
Yuan Xi looked at Jiang Shan who had just entered the school for a while. He was holding his pen vertically, and the professional teacher standing next to him was standing aside to guide him.
"Classmate Jiang, I just taught you the meaning of this word. Now let's review it. What is this?"
Yuan Xi wondered, isn't this a math class?
She just wanted to walk over and see how it went.
Then I heard Jiang Shan's angry voice: "Stand up!"
Yuan Xi: "?"
The teacher was silent, as if he was choked, but he still persisted and said, "Well, classmate Jiang, you should recognize me when I write like this, right?"
Jiang Shan shouted: "Hang!"
The teacher was completely silent.
Yuan Xi walked behind the table where the two people were sitting and saw "1" and "一" on the paper.
(End of this chapter)
The literacy school is a newly built school in the underworld. It is specially designed for ghosts of all ages who have never read. It is an important part of the underworld's infrastructure and is also a part of the underworld's elderly care business.
Although it is currently in the trial operation stage, the future is bright.
The seventh day of August in the underworld is a disaster for all old ghosts.
On this day, they experienced historic pain. On this day, they were sent to school collectively. From then on, they lost the entertainment activities of dancing in Poqianshan Square and swimming in Wangchuan River, and could only be locked up in school. In a small place, you can learn modern knowledge and you can only graduate if you get A+ from all the teachers in the proficiency test half a year later.
Netizens said: I feel comfortable.
Seeing them doing nothing every day has made them unhappy for a long time!It’s time to take the pains of learning!
*
Yuan Xi and Emperor Fengdu brought Jiang Shan to the school.
At the school gate, all the elderly ghosts were brought to the school gate by their children to wait for reports. The ghosts were everywhere.
"You have to have a good relationship with other old men and women at school and don't fight, do you understand?"
"Don't fall in love at dusk, otherwise you will die when mom comes down!"
"Study hard and try to get out early. It's not easy for me to make money outside, so don't spend it randomly. Go ahead and I'll pick you up after school in half a year."
The parting is always touching. Yuan Xi handed the handkerchief to the young ghost who was crying with tears and runny nose, "Don't be too sad. This is a good thing. We should support them, study hard and strive to contribute to the underworld."
The ghost nodded, finally stopped crying, looked at Yuan Xi and the others, and asked with concern, "You also send the old guy to school? How come a young couple died at such a young age..."
The surroundings were noisy like a vegetable market. When they reached the door, Jiang Shan's rebellious mood reached its peak. He gritted his teeth and said, "I won't go."
[fox: Hahahaha, what should I do if my child is tired of studying? 】
Yuan Xi spread her hands: "Why?"
Emperor Fengdu stood in the commotion, squinting his eyes, looking at his unsatisfactory subordinates, and he had a feeling that you'd better give a reason.
Jiang Shan gritted his teeth, hesitated to speak, closed his eyes, and said in a low voice, "I am the leader of the Ten Palaces of Yama. I have dedicated 1000 years to the underworld. During my lifetime, I was..."
Yuan Xi: "Sir, times have changed."
Jiang Shan opened his eyes, his eyes were about to burst, and he turned around to leave, "I don't want to go to school!"
Emperor Fengdu slapped him on the head, "Either you go up, or you get kicked out and reincarnate."
Jiang Shan was silent.
The first literacy school in the underworld was named Fengdu Vocational and Technical College by Emperor Fengdu himself.This is an all-round university that combines literacy with comprehensive subjects. Here, all old ghosts come to receive a variety of education such as language, mathematics, physics, chemistry, life, history, geography, etc., to eliminate ignorance and ignorance, develop their specialties, and aim to become moral, intellectual, and physical. The pillar of the comprehensive development of art and labor!
On New Year's Eve, he introduced to Emperor Fengdu, "Although it is still very simple now, with only the simplest desks, chairs, and blackboards. However, we have invited the most professional teachers, and we will definitely teach these century-old ghosts within half a year." Transform into a new era of youth, no, old age. Great Emperor, listen, it is filled with the sound of everyone reading. "
As soon as he finished speaking, a heartbreaking wail came from the school——
"Let me die, let me die! I don't know! Who knows what abandon means!"
"What, another [-] runs? Why! This track is unfair to us zombies! I don't want to read anymore, I want to leave! I want to go swimming in Wangchuan!"
Emperor Fengdu tilted his head, looked at Yuan Xi, and said in a cold voice, "The sound of reading?"
"..."
At this time, the acting principal of the school walked out of the school gate to greet them on New Year's Eve.The school has a formation set up by Emperor Fengdu himself. Within half a year, only ghosts who get "excellent" in the final exam can come out. With his divine blessing, no ghost can fly.
"The principal of Fengdu Vocational and Technical School Wen Huo met with His Majesty the Emperor, the Reform Officer of the Yuan Dynasty, His Royal Highness King Qin Guang." Yuan Xi smiled and pushed Jiang Shan out, "From now on, King Qin Guang will study in this school. I hope that Principal Wen will not care about his position. We treat everyone equally, and we don’t have high requirements for him. The main purpose of sending him here is to get rid of his addiction.”
Hearing this, he was confused: "Addicted?"
Yuan Xi nodded: "I'm addicted to square dancing."
Jiang Shan gritted his teeth angrily.
Under the oppressive eyes of Emperor Fengdu, he relaxed again.
"In addition to this, I also hope that he can accept the fact that feudal society is dead as soon as possible, accept new knowledge, and be able to integrate with modern society."
Hearing the confusion, he nodded in understanding and said sideways, "Come with me."
Emperor Fengdu nodded.
Under his leadership, the two people entered the school.
The average age of the Ghost Class is a hundred years, and all of them are illiterate.At this time, there was a math class going on. The classroom, which was originally filled with howling ghosts and howling ghosts, suddenly became quiet because of the terrifying aura of Emperor Fengdu. The ghosts all sat obediently in their seats and worked on the questions carefully.
Yuan Xi came closer and took a look.
A linear function of one variable.The question is: There are x ghosts, there are 10 bowls of Meng Po soup, and each ghost has 2 bowls. How many ghosts can be divided?
The ghost in front of me confidently copied down the question, and was very proud of it.
Yuan Xi: "It should be 2x=10, and the solution is x=5. When learning mathematics, you must think carefully and you can't..."
The ghost looked up in horror, "Isn't this an English translation class?"
The barrage fell silent.
[The stupid bird flies first: ...just go and have fun, it’s not your fault. 】
[I’m a big sex fan: I can’t do any of this!Acting, right?The actors in your live broadcast room are too realistic. I suggest you all enter the entertainment industry!There are also such realistic scenes, let’s lend them to the directors. 】
[I hate school: I'll tell you what to do. I suggest you copy the answers a hundred times and leave a thousand questions of the same type. If you can't finish them, you won't be allowed to leave school.Hehe, I will tear all your umbrellas apart if I get caught in the rain! 】
Yuan Xi looked at Jiang Shan who had just entered the school for a while. He was holding his pen vertically, and the professional teacher standing next to him was standing aside to guide him.
"Classmate Jiang, I just taught you the meaning of this word. Now let's review it. What is this?"
Yuan Xi wondered, isn't this a math class?
She just wanted to walk over and see how it went.
Then I heard Jiang Shan's angry voice: "Stand up!"
Yuan Xi: "?"
The teacher was silent, as if he was choked, but he still persisted and said, "Well, classmate Jiang, you should recognize me when I write like this, right?"
Jiang Shan shouted: "Hang!"
The teacher was completely silent.
Yuan Xi walked behind the table where the two people were sitting and saw "1" and "一" on the paper.
(End of this chapter)
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