After landing in the underworld, everyone watched the live broadcast in the underworld

Chapter 22 There was so much joy at the audition
At the Modern Good Man 101 audition site, gongs and drums were roaring, firecrackers were blasting, and ghosts gathered here.

As a special guest judge, Yuan Xi was placed in the middle.

On the simple stage, all the ghosts showed off their magical powers and tried their best to show off all the skills they had learned from the new ghosts in the past few days in front of Yuan Xi.

The slogan of the Jifu live broadcast room has become "Modern Good Man 101 Audition Site". The first reaction of the audience who did not know the truth was: Which program is this bold?Let me be healthy!

When I came in at one o'clock, I was startled by the ghostly mountains and seas of ghosts and all kinds of ghost faces.

Audience: Scared, pitiful, and helpless.

Yuan Xi: Frightened, weak, and innocent.

[I’m a big sex fan: Come on, come on, has the audition started?look forward to!I don’t have many hobbies in my life, but I like watching some handsome guys the most! 】

[Cannabis flowers are delicious: What?There is a handsome guy!I'll post it!What a handsome guy!I'll post it!What?There is a handsome guy!I'll post it! 】

[Rebirth boss Chuang Fei: Okay, okay, you all like handsome guys, right? No one wants to compete with me for the anchor?Have you forgotten who runs this show?It's the anchor!If you have an anchor, you have everything, my family!You have the anchor, but are you worried that there will be no handsome guy?It is said that even if it is one event, the anchor can handle a hundred events! 】

[Don’t talk and kiss me: Who said no one likes the anchor?My favorite!The anchors and the others all like you because of this show. Only I fell in love with you from the moment I started the show! (So ​​next time, can you let me lay out the unspoken rules for you?)]

Yuan Xi: "..."

Yuan Xi: It’s not that I don’t have it.

Hundreds of ghosts gathered at the audition site. I don't know how they did it. At a glance, they all looked weird and ugly, each with its own characteristics.

Under the stage, ghosts lined up in a long queue with number plates, waiting anxiously.

The person at the front of the queue was holding a bright red number one in his hand and was trembling nervously. As soon as he trembled, a piece of skin fell off his body. Next to him, an old housekeeper wearing a white mandarin carefully removed the fallen skin from the ground. Stick it on him.

No. 1 asked nervously, "Butler, how am I doing?"

The old butler carefully pasted the picked meat on his forehead, and even pasted it into a heart shape, "Very good, very good! I can guarantee that the young master will be selected!"

No. 1 felt a little more relaxed, and soon he looked sad again, "What are the steps you just mentioned in training Yin Chai?

The old butler was very conscientious and responsible: "Back to the young master, bow first, then say hello to the judges and teachers, introduce yourself, and then start to show..."

Before the master and servant finished speaking, the audition officially began, and the host called out.

"Number 1!"

No. 1 started shivering again.

Yuan Xi was sitting in her seat, watching the comments from netizens. When she raised her head, she was immediately speechless.

Half of him was wearing a floral skirt, and the other half was wearing an old-fashioned suit stolen from an unknown grave.His face looked like it had been splashed with sulfuric acid. It was unimaginable. The skin was all grooved and wrinkled. It fell off from time to time as his body shook nervously. His expression was blank, his brain was empty, and there was a trace of wisdom in his empty eyes. .

The barrage screen was rarely blank.

Then he started to roll around.

[My little bean: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ess!quick!Help me to wash my eyes!Where is our emperor?Where is the emperor?Please anchor, please release the emperor quickly! 】

hold back.

Yuan Xi warned herself.This is a good man selection contest, not a handsome guy selection contest.

What is our purpose?
It is to select a peerless good man in the 21st century who has noble moral character, is good at playing music, chess, calligraphy and painting, is good at singing and dancing, is rich in knowledge, and possesses eighteen kinds of martial arts. The beauty of the soul is the real beauty. How can you judge a person simply by his appearance?

sin sin.

Yuan Xi adjusted her mentality and looked at No. 1 with a smile.

No. 1 looked around the judges' table nervously, swallowed, turned pale, and the flesh on his face fell off.

"Contestant, hello contestant, I, I am the judge..." Before he could finish his words, Ghost No. 1 fell to the ground and fainted!
Then a figure jumped out from the audience and said heartbreakingly: "Master!"

A group of ghosts gathered around and anxiously lifted No. 1 down for emergency treatment.

The host ran onto the stage and said to everyone, "Next, I'd like to invite No. 2!"

Yuan Xi kept a polite smile.

No. 2 came on stage, and this one exploded even more.

This one didn't even have a human form, it was a complete skeleton. The whole ghost only had some flesh on its face, and the rest was just skin and bones. He was wearing a tattered suit, and his pants were broken into two parts and hung on his knees.There is also a sunflower that I don’t know where it came from.

No. 2 was very sunny and calm. As soon as he took the stage, he introduced himself very familiarly, "Hello everyone! Hello Yuan Reform Officer, hello other judges. My name is Zhen Shuai, and I am a ghost who is active in the forefront of trends all year round."

"Did you fall in love with me right away? Did my outfit instantly captivate you? The most popular game in the world, Plants vs. Zombies, has the same classic outfit. The beggar style adds to the charm. A small Sunflowers take my outfit to the next level. I’m not bragging. There is no one as handsome as me in or outside the Great Wall, or in the entire underworld. Of course, there are many women who are outstanding men like me. Jump on me. Yuan Reform Officer, you don’t know that since childhood, countless women have been fascinated by me.”

"I'm like that... like the emperor in the hit TV series Zhen Fan. Every day he has to change his name for whomever he favors. Alas, there's no other way. If they don't change their name, they'll start fighting over me!"

"Oh, by the way, don't believe it when I tell you, I even chased the princess!"

Yuan Xi laughed awkwardly, "Do you have any other advantages?"

No. 2's eyes widened and he asked, "Isn't my existence the greatest advantage?"

"what?"

"Let's be honest, you are asking me so many questions. Are you already deeply in love with me? Do you want to know my preferences so that we can be together? Although I know I am very attractive, but you look so ordinary, I am not I'm very excited. But considering that you are a reform officer, as long as you give me 300 million gold ingots, I am willing to give you a chance to pursue me."

"what?"

Yuan Xi waved her hand, "You're in the wrong place."

No. 2 glanced behind him and wondered, "Isn't this the audition site for Modern Good Man 101?"

Yuan Xi nodded, "Yes, but I think you are more suitable to go to the interview site of Plants vs. Zombies and be the first zombie to be killed. Go ahead, come on, you useless thing!"

……

There were too many monsters and ghosts, and only more than 30 interviews were conducted. Yuan Xi was already lying weakly on the table.

The number of people in the live broadcast room fell to the bottom for the first time, and only a few mentally strong or Lezi netizens still stayed with Yuan Xi unswervingly.

　PS: Thank you for your support!Choo Choo Choo! Please take care of me during the pk period!
　　
　
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