Chapter 28 Re-audition

Chapter 29

Three cobblers, the top one is Zhuge Liang.

A group of new ghosts got together and came up with a brilliant idea. They carried out brutal revenge on the old ghosts!
The new ghost planned everything carefully and even communicated in advance.

——"Yes, yes, you are neither male nor female! You don't know, the social atmosphere in the world is very open now, and transvestites have become a new trend. There is a saying in the world that there is only one who is so beautiful that it is impossible to distinguish between male and female, and men and women look alike. Yes, that’s what you call a great beauty! How do you achieve the point where you can’t tell the difference between male and female? Just wear women’s clothes and men’s clothes at the same time!”

——"Don't believe it! What the young people in the world like most now is the social shake. With a wave of fancy hands, the beauty bends her waist, and then a deep and powerful shouting of wheat is the icing on the cake! Not to mention being a reform officer of the Yuan Dynasty, both men and women are guaranteed to be successful. You’re all so fascinated that you can’t walk! Believe me, I’m right! Then, I’ll make you a tailor-made outfit. Hey, even the gods are not so handsome!”

——"Become fashionable and handsome? Don't worry, I will definitely mess it up! No, do it well! Trust my aesthetic! I was the fashion director during my lifetime, oh, don't doubt me, this kind of discovery is popular in the world now. The newly dropped outfit, please recite the quotation I gave you! You have lived in the underworld for so long, how can you know the fashion trends in the upper world? Just let me dress up!"

……

The new ghosts consciously chose all kinds of weird costumes to vent their bad breath.

As for the consequences?It's not within their scope of consideration!
So, after a big deception by the new ghosts, all the old ghosts were rejected one by one by Yuan Xi.

completely annihilated.

Afterwards, I realized that the old ghosts who had been tricked immediately quit!

Damn it, I don’t think any of them are century-old ghosts, but they ended up being tricked by a group of new ghosts. It’s absolutely disgusting!What a shame!A lifelong shame!
The old ghosts also established the Victimized Old Ghost Protection Association.

And formulated a vigorous crusade plan against the new ghosts.

Yuan Xi was having a meeting in the office to discuss gossip.

On a path at the foot of Fengdu Mountain.

The new ghosts were laughing happily when they were suddenly surrounded by old ghosts!
"Dare to play tricks on us! Let you have a taste of our power!"

"Haha, you still dare to come to us. If you hadn't forced us, we wouldn't have done this! It's all your fault!"

"Bah! You are going too far! Apologize to us quickly!"

"No! If you can, take us to Fengdu and let the judge judge whose fault it is!"

Across a hill, there was a lively quarrel on both sides.

When Yuan Xi came with Emperor Fengdu, this was what he saw.

[Good Years and Years: Let’s fight!Fight! 】

[婧婩: Good fellow, you are scolding me so dirty on both sides, but you are not doing anything at all!Talking over the light together?What else needs to be built in the underworld!Moral cognition is already 100 years ahead of the human world! 】

Yuan Xi and Emperor Fengdu looked at each other and walked towards the hills on both sides.

If you try to gather a crowd to fight and disrupt the order of the underworld, you will be arrested on the spot!

A farce is finally over.

Emperor Fengdu sat behind the desk and looked at the ghosts in the palace with an expressionless face. The natural oppression made the ghosts dare not move.

Yuan Xi advised, "My lords, when is the time to repay injustice? Why don't you put down your butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately?"

The old ghost and the new ghost trembled: "Yes, yes, it makes sense!"

It ended with Yuan Xi arranging professional ghosts to teach the old ghosts aesthetic knowledge.

*
A week later, the auditions for the Modern Good Man 101 program resumed.

Coming and going, ghosts look like humans, dressed in suits and leather shoes, well-dressed, with regular facial features, and they really look like they are pinching their faces.

With experience, the old ghosts are not so nervous this time.

Finally, among the three thousand old ghosts, one thousand ghosts were selected to participate in the re-examination.There are four interviews for talent selection for the show, which is a very auspicious number.

Of course, because the purpose of this program is to let century-old ghosts learn modern knowledge and conform to the standards of modern good men, it is still somewhat different from the talent show in the human world.

The first time is the preliminary test, three thousand goes into one thousand, and the remaining two thousand.

The second time was the re-examination. One thousand entered into three hundred, leaving seven hundred.

The third time is three trials, three hundred goes into one hundred, and two hundred is left.

After the final test, the final score of [-] is [-], and the remainder is [-]. After the final test, the show officially begins.

Modern Good Man 101 is not an elimination system, but a resurrection and reincarnation system, literally.

The thirty who were finally selected were the team leaders, and the remaining 970 all served as deputy team leaders of the group in first-come-first-served order. They obeyed at every level and worked together to win the final victory of the competition.In the official competition, teams that are eliminated due to too few votes must undergo devil training. After being instilled with modern knowledge day and night, and passing a test, only when the audience is satisfied can they be reincarnated and "reincarnated" after resurrection. “Come back and play again.

The victory of the final game is judged by a points system. No points are awarded for being eliminated, one point is awarded for resurrection, and two points are awarded for those who are directly promoted. The initial points of the team leader, deputy team leader, team leader, and team members are reduced in order from 4321.

A very underworld setting.

After the preliminary examination, the 1000 people selected were qualified as team leaders.

The remaining two thousand are all team members.

After random selection, group members are assigned which group leaders to follow.

It combines the two functions of talent show and education, and is very comprehensive.

Netizens commented enthusiastically: "This kind of art is still too advanced!"

A competition every three days.

After a day's work on New Year's Eve, I returned to the office extremely exhausted.

[I’ve always loved you: Hey, it’s strange, where has the emperor gone? I haven’t seen him all day! 】

[Woo woo: On the first day that Emperor Fengdu was away, I missed him. 】

[Proud of the Nine Heavens: Be brave, the Emperor Fengdu is busy with all kinds of affairs, how can you, a group of unscrupulous people, just investigate at will! (dog head)]

Yuan Xi only remembered after seeing the barrage.

While she has been busy with auditions these days, speaking of it, Emperor Fengdu is really busy these days. He could still see people in Fengdu Hall a few days ago, but he disappeared today.

I feel a little uncomfortable not seeing that heaven-defying face for a day.

Due to popular demand from the audience, Yuan Xi went to his office.

nobody.

Not only was the office missing, but the bedroom, study, and even the entire Fengdu Hall were not found.

A bad premonition came to mind.

Yuan Xi stopped a Bai Wuchang, "Where is His Majesty the Emperor?"

Bai Wuchang was hesitating and hesitating, speaking incoherently, "This, I, I am just an impermanent ghost. How can I know your Majesty's whereabouts? Your Majesty may...maybe he is going on inspection..."

Yuan Xi frowned, raised her eyebrows, and her terrifying aura suddenly increased, "Speak quickly."

The reform officers brought out by Emperor Fengdu himself were even as powerful as him.

(End of this chapter)

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