God of Creation
430 Punish You to Find Pork
It turned out that when she turned around, someone did not let go of the thin rope, so that the hand wrapped around the woman's waist, so the distance was far away, and the thin rope was pulled tight, so she fell into a ditch. , Such a stretch is naturally stuck somewhere, and what's even worse is that the man's hand is still loosening and tightening on purpose. 【】
"Uh, Sister Yushuang, we are studying the strength of this little rope!" Someone laughed shamelessly, and the frequency of loosening and tightening his hands accelerated, and swayed back and forth from side to side.
"Stop doing it, you're drooling!" The woman immediately couldn't take it anymore, her body twisted, and she complained half-heartedly.
"Really, me!" A certain person smirked, and swam over with one hand very brutally.
...
Soon the woman began to fight back, and the two fought inextricably, until the east turned pale, and someone was finally beaten to the point where pus flowed out.
"Sister Yushuang, your double-cultivation Jade Maiden skill is so powerful that you can pull out the pus by yourself!" Someone smiled admiringly while holding the woman.
"Uh, my sister surrendered, your female imperial skills are even stronger, and it took me so long to finally settle you once, we are almost exhausted!" The woman said in a frightened and depressed way.
"Hee hee, isn't it good? Don't you want me to die if you don't enjoy yourself enough!" Someone said with a very proud smirk.
"Hmph, don't be complacent, when I unite with some of your sisters in Yanjing, you just wait to raise the white flag!" The woman threatened someone with a look of self-satisfaction.
"Your husband and I are very powerful, and with them, even a dozen more women will be a piece of cake, and they will still be messed up!" A certain person didn't think so, and Kong said forgetfully.
"What, what are you talking about, fuck it? You bastard!" The woman suddenly became annoyed, what did you treat us women as, sex slaves or playthings?
"Ah... no, a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue, it's dry, it's dry and crooked, and it's called dry flip for short!" A certain man suddenly let out a miserable howl, and the soft flesh under his ribs was grabbed by the woman, and he hurriedly defended himself.
"Don't talk nonsense, if you dare to talk nonsense and insult us again, you can buy a piece of pork and poke a hole in it every day!" The woman said angrily and ruthlessly.
"Ah, that can't be dry pork!..." Someone was immediately knocked down by the woman's whimsy.
"Go, I'll punish you to clean up the house, it's all messed up like a pig's nest!" The woman said happily with a timid look on her face.
"Oh!" A certain person got up resentfully and put on his clothes to clean up. He was very depressed. The second is to use it dry!
When the girl I met last time brought her breakfast, I was very surprised. I saw the landlord sitting there, as if he was supervising someone's cleaning.
"Lord, you, please don't be awkward with my son-in-law...Grandpa, why did you make the landlord angry, don't fight!" the girl whispered weakly to the two.
"Uh, it's nothing, there was a little awkwardness, your landlord got mad and accidentally beat up all the food and drinks on the table, so that he didn't eat last night, well, there was another fight, it was very fierce, and in the end we couldn't The enemy has been defeated, so now they are fined to clean up!" Zhengfeng said it was funny when he heard it.
"If you keep talking nonsense, you will be fined to find pork!" The woman blushed and was furious, and reprimanded angrily, this enemy is talking nonsense in front of such a young girl, if he is brought out, he will not be ashamed to death!
"Hehe, kid, let's talk about something fun, how can I get into trouble with my own woman, hee hee, I had a cheek-to-cheek dance with your landlord on a whim, I was so emotional that I accidentally knocked it over!" Zhengfeng Hearing the pork, he was immediately shocked, and quickly smiled at the girl.
The girl felt that the two of them were very strange and ambiguous, because she hadn't seen much in the world since she was a child, she was very puzzled and whispered to herself for a while: "Why are you looking for pork? ... The landlord can also dance face-to-face! "
"That little red, if you have nothing to do, go out first, and clean up later, I still have something to talk to him!" But the woman heard it clearly, and said to the girl with a black line of depression on her face.
"Oh, okay... Sir, is it because a man made a woman angry and punished them to go find pork!" The girl was a little girl who had been close to Hua Yushuang for several years, so she was more courageous when she was familiar with her. Then he asked mischievously and innocently.
"Ah... this, this, isn't it!" The woman immediately fainted and sweated, and replied resentfully.
"Hee hee, when I grow up and get married, my husband's disobedience makes me angry, and I want him to find pork!" The little girl nodded seriously and walked away.
Zhengfeng and the four women couldn't help but look at each other with black lines on their faces, and were almost knocked down by the little girl's words.
"Zhengfeng, be careful what you say in the future, you will teach children badly!" The woman complained very dissatisfied.
"Uh, yes, yes, you must be careful!" Zhengfeng was also ashamed, he must pay attention to his words and deeds in front of children.
"What's wrong with that Third Young Master Long?" The woman asked with a disturbed mind.
"Hehe, it's okay, I took him outside and apologized to him, chatted for a while, gave each other gifts, met each other so late, almost became brothers of the opposite sex, and finally made friends! " Zhengfeng said with a weird joke.
"Ah, you killed four of his people and beat him, and you can still make friends with you? I really admire you!" The woman was stunned and naturally didn't believe someone's nonsense. She was very puzzled, but she didn't want to go. If you delve into it, you don't bother to understand it. , It's good to have a man handle it.
"Oh, my wife, we are going back to Yanjing. There are still a lot of things to do there. By the way, I am your Hundred Flowers Valley. The defensive array and the like are full of loopholes. It is useless, and your subordinates are actually too weak, I am worried that if I encounter a strong enemy or some stupid idiots who don't have eyes, it will be very difficult to deal with!" Zhengfeng didn't bother to explain when he had time, but thought of it A serious problem.
"It's impossible for me to show up at any time to help solve the crisis. This time is really a coincidence!" Zhengfeng continued to sigh.
"Well, yes, the business of Baihualou is also booming now. Some things are really unpredictable. I will go out of the valley to Yanjing in a few days, and the valley has no power. What should I do!" Yushuang She also sighed worriedly, feeling helpless and frustrated, she knew about these problems a long time ago, but she just couldn't change them.
【】
"Uh, Sister Yushuang, we are studying the strength of this little rope!" Someone laughed shamelessly, and the frequency of loosening and tightening his hands accelerated, and swayed back and forth from side to side.
"Stop doing it, you're drooling!" The woman immediately couldn't take it anymore, her body twisted, and she complained half-heartedly.
"Really, me!" A certain person smirked, and swam over with one hand very brutally.
...
Soon the woman began to fight back, and the two fought inextricably, until the east turned pale, and someone was finally beaten to the point where pus flowed out.
"Sister Yushuang, your double-cultivation Jade Maiden skill is so powerful that you can pull out the pus by yourself!" Someone smiled admiringly while holding the woman.
"Uh, my sister surrendered, your female imperial skills are even stronger, and it took me so long to finally settle you once, we are almost exhausted!" The woman said in a frightened and depressed way.
"Hee hee, isn't it good? Don't you want me to die if you don't enjoy yourself enough!" Someone said with a very proud smirk.
"Hmph, don't be complacent, when I unite with some of your sisters in Yanjing, you just wait to raise the white flag!" The woman threatened someone with a look of self-satisfaction.
"Your husband and I are very powerful, and with them, even a dozen more women will be a piece of cake, and they will still be messed up!" A certain person didn't think so, and Kong said forgetfully.
"What, what are you talking about, fuck it? You bastard!" The woman suddenly became annoyed, what did you treat us women as, sex slaves or playthings?
"Ah... no, a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue, it's dry, it's dry and crooked, and it's called dry flip for short!" A certain man suddenly let out a miserable howl, and the soft flesh under his ribs was grabbed by the woman, and he hurriedly defended himself.
"Don't talk nonsense, if you dare to talk nonsense and insult us again, you can buy a piece of pork and poke a hole in it every day!" The woman said angrily and ruthlessly.
"Ah, that can't be dry pork!..." Someone was immediately knocked down by the woman's whimsy.
"Go, I'll punish you to clean up the house, it's all messed up like a pig's nest!" The woman said happily with a timid look on her face.
"Oh!" A certain person got up resentfully and put on his clothes to clean up. He was very depressed. The second is to use it dry!
When the girl I met last time brought her breakfast, I was very surprised. I saw the landlord sitting there, as if he was supervising someone's cleaning.
"Lord, you, please don't be awkward with my son-in-law...Grandpa, why did you make the landlord angry, don't fight!" the girl whispered weakly to the two.
"Uh, it's nothing, there was a little awkwardness, your landlord got mad and accidentally beat up all the food and drinks on the table, so that he didn't eat last night, well, there was another fight, it was very fierce, and in the end we couldn't The enemy has been defeated, so now they are fined to clean up!" Zhengfeng said it was funny when he heard it.
"If you keep talking nonsense, you will be fined to find pork!" The woman blushed and was furious, and reprimanded angrily, this enemy is talking nonsense in front of such a young girl, if he is brought out, he will not be ashamed to death!
"Hehe, kid, let's talk about something fun, how can I get into trouble with my own woman, hee hee, I had a cheek-to-cheek dance with your landlord on a whim, I was so emotional that I accidentally knocked it over!" Zhengfeng Hearing the pork, he was immediately shocked, and quickly smiled at the girl.
The girl felt that the two of them were very strange and ambiguous, because she hadn't seen much in the world since she was a child, she was very puzzled and whispered to herself for a while: "Why are you looking for pork? ... The landlord can also dance face-to-face! "
"That little red, if you have nothing to do, go out first, and clean up later, I still have something to talk to him!" But the woman heard it clearly, and said to the girl with a black line of depression on her face.
"Oh, okay... Sir, is it because a man made a woman angry and punished them to go find pork!" The girl was a little girl who had been close to Hua Yushuang for several years, so she was more courageous when she was familiar with her. Then he asked mischievously and innocently.
"Ah... this, this, isn't it!" The woman immediately fainted and sweated, and replied resentfully.
"Hee hee, when I grow up and get married, my husband's disobedience makes me angry, and I want him to find pork!" The little girl nodded seriously and walked away.
Zhengfeng and the four women couldn't help but look at each other with black lines on their faces, and were almost knocked down by the little girl's words.
"Zhengfeng, be careful what you say in the future, you will teach children badly!" The woman complained very dissatisfied.
"Uh, yes, yes, you must be careful!" Zhengfeng was also ashamed, he must pay attention to his words and deeds in front of children.
"What's wrong with that Third Young Master Long?" The woman asked with a disturbed mind.
"Hehe, it's okay, I took him outside and apologized to him, chatted for a while, gave each other gifts, met each other so late, almost became brothers of the opposite sex, and finally made friends! " Zhengfeng said with a weird joke.
"Ah, you killed four of his people and beat him, and you can still make friends with you? I really admire you!" The woman was stunned and naturally didn't believe someone's nonsense. She was very puzzled, but she didn't want to go. If you delve into it, you don't bother to understand it. , It's good to have a man handle it.
"Oh, my wife, we are going back to Yanjing. There are still a lot of things to do there. By the way, I am your Hundred Flowers Valley. The defensive array and the like are full of loopholes. It is useless, and your subordinates are actually too weak, I am worried that if I encounter a strong enemy or some stupid idiots who don't have eyes, it will be very difficult to deal with!" Zhengfeng didn't bother to explain when he had time, but thought of it A serious problem.
"It's impossible for me to show up at any time to help solve the crisis. This time is really a coincidence!" Zhengfeng continued to sigh.
"Well, yes, the business of Baihualou is also booming now. Some things are really unpredictable. I will go out of the valley to Yanjing in a few days, and the valley has no power. What should I do!" Yushuang She also sighed worriedly, feeling helpless and frustrated, she knew about these problems a long time ago, but she just couldn't change them.
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