Chapter 11 Physical exorcism, boundless magic power

As soon as she heard that Su's father was licking his face to ask for a sky-high price as a gift, Zhen Chiyu couldn't help but be speechless. She knew that this guy didn't hold it in well.

No wonder she was so diligent and brought her family to the remote countryside. Did their family come to bless her?No, it's obviously just for fun.

[Oh haha, come and see what a big joke, there are still people these days who dare to ask the Boss for a gift. Isn’t he afraid that our Boss will show off one in front of him? 】

[Is the Xuan beer white or red? 】

[... dazzling human head lanterns, one in each mouth. 】

Many players who were too idle all looked at Su's father's big face, which was as red as a calf with excitement, and hey, this lantern is really red.

Don't ask why, just ask in two words, happy.

At this moment, Zhenchiyu showed off another mouthful of braised pork. This was the way to eat at a banquet in the village. If you didn’t eat quickly, the plastic bag would come to warm up the dish and leave.

However, I don’t know what happened today. The aunts in Tancun didn’t seem to be doing very well. She had been eating for a long time, but no one dared to move their chopsticks.

Hey, how embarrassing this is!They all came to eat at her wedding banquet. Did they have any objection to her by not using their chopsticks?
Su's father looked around proudly, and the scene fell into silence for a while. Su's father, with his general belly puffed out, instantly became the best in the audience.

"Ahem, I'm sorry, our wife has no parents, no children, her life experience is miserable and lovable..."

Before the old man from Tancun finished his official Tai Chi exercise, Zhen Chiyu quietly interrupted, "Speak in human terms."

"Okay, ma'am."

Old man Tan put his hands behind his back and changed his previous image of a good old man. He instantly put his nose in the sky and took two or three steps forward. When he arrived in front of Su's father, his thousands of words were reduced to three concise words. .

"Who are you?"

The expression on Su's father's face was broken, and he wanted to slap him with a slipper.

"What's going on? You stinky girl, do you want to go to heaven? Let me tell you, only if I disown you, there will never be a time when you disown me."

"Really? She seems to be the only one in this household registration book!" Tan Shugui held his chin with one hand, his fox eyes slightly raised.

"That's because we didn't get the Su family's household registration in time." Su's father's eyes flickered.

"Is it too late, or are you not planning to come at all?" Tan Shugui sneered and slapped the table fiercely with his big palm, "I, Tan's housewife, can't bear this grievance."

He was on Zhen Chiyu's left hand, patting the table, and the boss was on Zhen Chiyu's right hand, holding a tissue to help his wife wipe the braised sauce splashing from the corner of her mouth.

Boss Tan glanced at Tan Shugui coldly, and Tan Shugui immediately sat upright, no longer daring to kick around casually.

【The sky can be seen!I'm helping your wife vent her anger! 】

Zhenchiyu: Hey! ?Am I angry?

As a result, the action team headed by Liu Yiyi immediately launched crisis public relations.

First, someone was sent to pull the three troublemaking members of the Su family off the stage. Then Liu Yiyi took a goblet and sat opposite Zhen Chiyu with an elegant look, attracting enemy firepower.

"Madam, your red lipstick is really flattering. It makes your porcelain skin glow invisible. Can you help me?"

Zhen Chiyu looked confused, licked her sexy lips that never faded, and said slowly, "My husband made the lipstick himself, as well as the same set of rouge, gouache, and bath set."

"..."

For a moment, the bright red color on Zhenchi Fish's mouth was really scary to look at.

Recent research on player forums has revealed that bosses who are in love particularly like to use the body to ripen various flowers, and then use these flowers to make rouge and gouache for their wives.In particular, there is a kind of human blood rose that blooms undefeated. Its smell is as hot as wine, and it is very similar to the smell on Boss.

I have to mention that the last time Boss gave Zhen Chiyu a rose-scented bath set. After identification through the telescope, there was a line of advertising blessing written by Boss himself.

#The roses I raised by myself are naturally somewhat similar to me. #
I'm sorry!

Is this a really earthy love story?

That night, it became the No. 1 hot search among players.

[I don’t know why, but this sentence comes out of the mouth of our domineering Boss, and it feels so right. 】

[Do you think there is a possibility that Boss is actually talking to us? 】

[Damn, this is an angle of thinking that I have never thought of, isn’t it?He warned us not to touch his people? 】

[Ah ah ah, it’s scary to think about it! ! ! 】

At this point, they have finally understood that the Big Boss' falling in love is like keeping a case record. People who fall in love with each other are not crazy, but they, the staff, will go crazy sooner or later.

Zhenchiyu ate and drank enough, and touched a handful of melon seeds. Hearing the inner agitation of this group of players, he couldn't help but feel happy. Let's just say, this group of people is really interesting, let alone knocking my CP!
She kowtows and talks attentively, always knowing a certain amount of information that even the heroine, my mother, doesn’t know.

Zhen Chiyu was listening enthusiastically when she saw Boss Tan sitting next to him. He had a toothpick in the corner of his mouth and stood up lazily. She thought he was addicted to cigarettes. As an extremely good wife, she still had this little free space. It's affordable.

"Just do whatever you want! I don't need anyone to accompany you." Zhen Chiyu waved his hand casually and said nonchalantly.

"Yeah." Boss Tan said with a smile.

[As soon as I thought about it, it came out, and I couldn’t hold it back any longer. ] Tan Shugui glanced at his brother and complained accurately.

All I can say is that someone is going to be unlucky!

"Sister Yiyi, why don't you send someone to send the Su family away? I don't think this situation is right!"

"That shouldn't happen, right? Seeing blood at a wedding is always bad luck."

"Hey, have you ever seen Boss endure hunger?"

Afterwards, many players glanced at the slender toothpick held by the Boss and saw it, and their appetites increased.

According to biological speciology, males prey on other organisms to obtain energy and nutrients in order to demonstrate their superior abilities and thereby prove to their mates that it is his duty to protect the family and territory.

Compared with the panic on the players' side, the people talking about the village had a different story.

Old man Tan looked pleased. Yes, their king was paying attention to his image for the first time.

This time, in order to marry his wife, he even took the initiative to mature his lush hair.

"I'll go bring some wedding wine to the mourning ghosts and water ghosts. You stay here with my wife."

"Don't worry, we won't have to worry."

The ghosts of joy and mourning and the water ghosts are known as red and white evil spirits among the people. The red and white evil spirits are most taboo at weddings.

On this wedding day, there was no fortune teller or calendar. It was rare for them to hold a happy event in the village. Naturally, they went to the red and white evil spirits in the village and drew a lot together. They agreed that today was a good day. , they all retreated to their homes, no one dared to anger the "village chief" at this time.

(End of this chapter)

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