Physics exorcises ghosts, the real daughter never looks back to see the explosion

Chapter 23 My husband is arrogant and petty
"It's so late, where have you been?"

As soon as Zhen Chiyu arrived home, he was questioned by Boss Tan in a condescending manner.

[Oops, this atmosphere is not right! 】

Zhen Chiyu didn't care much, but Tan Shugui, who was following behind, looked guilty.

Look at the disdainful eyes and ruthless face of the elder brother. He is still half squatting on the window sill, facing the aloof and cold wind. It is really mind-numbing.

Will this happy couple have a fight today?
Compared to this, Tan Shugui is more concerned about whether they will do anything.Can the aloof eldest brother give in?Or should we just go directly to a domestic violence scene?
[Fight, fight, fight...]

"Oh, I went out to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. I will make bone soup for you today." Zhen Chiyu took off his high heels and put on down-to-earth flip-flops. His graceful figure moved people.

Tan Shugui: "?"

Then, will this end your family fight?

What a magical vegetable market. Is there such a thing as a vegetable market in our village?They all grow vegetables in their own garden, let alone go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.

Despite this, Boss Tan did not continue to press, but maintained the arrogant posture of a house cat, waiting for his busy wife Zhen Chiyu to reach out and scratch his chin.

"Be good, I know you're hungry, so I'm going to cook." Zhen Chiyu raised the corner of his mouth with a perfect arc, and took the apron from Boss Tan's hand. The pattern of the apron was a small strawberry, and the two people handed over each other. , seems particularly warm.

At this moment, Tan Shugui's mood was like thousands of troops galloping past. I don't know why, but the sugar content of the cp was too much, as if he had eaten shit.

Chu Chu Chu!
A pepper seedling grew out of Boss Tan's head, and three or four red peppers hung high on the branches. For some reason, Tan Shugui immediately understood.

"Well, I'm leaving. I'll come and play with you tomorrow." Tan Shugui stepped back step by step. He didn't even dare to turn around and give his back to the other party. After all, when a tiger pounces on food, the back is the best. attack site.

It wasn't until he hit the door behind him that Tan Shugui breathed a sigh of relief. He unscrewed the doorknob and strode out to escape. He met a strange old man in a black hat who kept knocking on the door, looking very reserved.

At this moment, the young man who lived across the door was Jiang Ran. He yelled through the door, "Run quickly, this guy in front of you is knocking on the door!!!"

His sister Jiang Qingsheng had not seen anyone dead or dead for three days, and he had been blocked at home by this guy knocking on the door for three days. He wanted to call for help from his neighbor, but it was a pity that he never walked through the front door, and he had no chance to meet him. people.

Tan Shugui was shocked, ah, he is so courageous, he even knocked on the door during dinner time.

Generally speaking, if a knocker knocks on the door of a house, the whole family will instantly turn into stone sculptures.

"The little old man is very wicked! The couple is living a happy life at night, and now you knock on the door to disturb them. Are you polite?"

Knocker: "..."

As everyone knows, the knocker is also very helpless. Look at what you, the fox fairy, said. If he is so fierce, how can he stand at the door and dare not move?
"Shh! Stop talking so loudly. He has been standing in front of my house for two hours. Do you want to see him move?" Jiang Ran scratched the door frame and thanked his old sister for falling in love with the married man next door. As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place. He was able to hold on for so long without opening the door all because of the work next door.

Now, this ferocious knocker has been forced to do nothing by the boss's evil spirit, so all he can do is press him to the ground and rub him.

Tan Shugui raised his eyebrows and said with a cheerful face, "No wonder he kept the posture of knocking on the door. He was just pretending."

"What nonsense are you talking about? I'm telling the truth. I'm getting older and can get angry easily." Jiang Ran said in a desperate tone, and sure enough, a strange buzzing sound came from the throat of the old man in black hat.

"Ah!" Neither Tan Shugui nor Jiang Ran expected that this knocker would be so wicked that he would stand at someone's door and spit without even daring to knock.

Thinking about the strange buzzing sound just now, it is obvious that thick phlegm is brewing.

The most horrifying thing is that when the knocker's phlegm attack fell to the ground, the cement floor at the door instantly turned into a stone slab.

Good guy, if this kind of unscrupulous ghost knocks on the door and sneaks into the house, why don't you get spat on your face?
Let’s just say, is it surprising, is it surprising, is it exciting, is it exciting?

"Hey, do you think I'm polite now?" The knocker spoke in a hoarse voice, like a saw grinding the floor, with an extremely harsh and explosive sound.

Tan Shugui's unwillingness to admit defeat came back again, and she felt that the other party was giving her an eyelid. What now?Did you get into a fight with him at the gate?

"Hey, you are capable of spitting at other people's doors, so why don't you knock on the door! Knock and see if the boss likes you?" Tan Shugui deliberately suppressed the little old man, holding his throat and raising his voice. Come on, deliberately torturing people, like a noisy red-billed parrot.

"Stop, stop scolding him. If you bump into the little old man in front of someone else's house, won't the village chief and his wife be quarreled by you?" Jiang Ran opened the door of his house, his whole body felt bad.

"You're right, just wait, I'll go home first." Tan Shugui turned around and went home, and then he closed the door carelessly, following the example of standing across the door.

"Come on, seeing how cowardly you are, you probably won't dare knock, let's continue!"

Knocker: "..."

Did he not read the almanac when he went out?Why did we meet these two idiots?

You want to quarrel, right?Wait, I'll shake my head.

Then, in front of the two people, the knocker took out his smartphone.

...It really keeps pace with the times!
"Hey, Staircase Ghost, tell the brothers to bring their housework and come to... Madam's door."

"Isn't that right? Lao Men, are you okay? Brother Corridor has just met my wife and has been rushed to move [-] miles away. How dare you go to someone else's door to join in the fun."

"Can you elaborate on what happened?"

"Oh, it's nothing, it's just that the bones in my hand were removed cleanly."

Just at this time, Zhen Chiyu's gentle and considerate voice sounded in the room, "Hubby, it's time to wash your hands and eat. It's time to make bone soup!"

The knocker took a breath, yes, it was brought neatly to the dinner table, what a painful realization.

"Although, I have always been very dedicated, but I am cautious and never have any verbal conflicts with others. Today's incident is my fault. The pattern is a bit small and a big accident almost happened."

The knocker saw that Tan Shu was leaving in such a hurry that he didn't even have time to close the door, so he even closed the door before sneaking away.

Madam, Madam, your cooking skills are really good. The 66 brothers in the Cannibal Corridor all eat from big pots. They haven’t had a bath in I don’t know how many days. Can their hand bones... be cooked so sweetly and mellowly?

Maybe, this is the taste of home in the legend, right?I have retreated, and this retreat will last a lifetime...

(End of this chapter)