Refusing to join the underworld: the days of fighting against bad boys

Qin Jie laughed cheerfully, and after chatting for a while, I asked her about Xiaoyu's situation.She said that Xiaoyu was very busy at work and had returned to the city, and she gave me a mobile phone number, saying that she could call him if there was anything to do.In the era when there were pagers everywhere, there were only a few people who could afford a mobile phone. I clicked my tongue a few times in admiration, and discussed the next step with Qin Jie.At most, those girls will not be fooled by such low IQ again, but it does not mean that they agree to be pushed out as a typical textbook to promote their deeds, so that other girls will not go down this path of no return.

We discussed for a long time, and finally came up with a stupid way.Just write an announcement and post it on every bulletin board in County X. The content is probably that Zhou Ming himself is a gentleman, a gentleman, and yearns for a peaceful life. He will not take the initiative to call any girls, let alone form a gang.Now anyone on the market who picks up girls in the name of Zhou Ming and becomes the boss is all fake and shoddy products. Please keep your eyes open, keep your eyes open forever and ever.

After finishing writing, Qin Jie objected.She said that writing in this way is more likely to arouse the admiration and yearning of boys and girls, and it is easier to be deceived by people who do evil and have ulterior motives.So she crossed out the words "high-browed, fairy-tale, longing for a peaceful life" and changed it to: cross-eyed plus high myopia and astigmatism, rosacea and long-term nose hair, sausage mouth and full of big yellow teeth, and a face Acne, five short stature, bad breath, body odor, strong foot odor.I said that if you change it like this, don't you give people with these characteristics a chance to take advantage of it?Qin Jie gave me a white look, "Don't worry, little girls also have an idol worship mentality. Before they knew your physical features, they wished to imagine you as Andy Lau in their dreams. Now that you have physical features, from now on you only They will be thrown into the toilet forever."

But I still don't want to, although I don't like those people pretending to be my name to pick up girls.But if I really can't find a girlfriend, I can choose one of these fans.Of course, I didn't say these words to Qin Jie, I just expressed my objection.In the end, I had no choice but to make a compromise. I just wrote that Zhou Ming himself was studying in No. [-] Middle School in the city, and he had no time to make waves in X County.

After writing, we went to the copy shop downstairs to print it out.The little girl in the copy shop looked at me with bright eyes: "Are you Zhou Ming who played alone or together?" I quickly denied it, and only said that he entrusted us to do it.After printing more than a dozen copies, when it was time to pay, the little girl repeatedly said no, it was her honor to be able to help Zhou Ming a little.I was triumphant, Qin Jie glanced at me to express her extreme disdain. [

County X is not big, so it made a scumbag like me famous overnight. Although it brought some troubles, it was more joy and pride. After all, everyone has vanity.Qin Jie and I posted the announcements at the gates of several residential areas, several markets, and the entrance of the Cultural Palace, etc.After we were done, we went to the detention center again. With the help of Qin Jie, the matter was finally explained clearly.Jinren Jinyi shook my hand and said, "Brother, I knew you were not that kind of person!"

Fuck me, it's not like he was the one who said yesterday that "it's okay for a man to be romantic, but he has to take responsibility"!However, although the incident of the flower picker has been settled, and there is also a proper way to deal with it, I believe it will spread all over the streets and alleys in a short time.But the Three Wolves still had no idea.From the very beginning, I hated this kind of gangsters, and now someone is using my banner and encouraging children to steal things in the mall. The behavior is even worse than the "flower pickers"!