Siheyuan: You are forcing me to be reborn, right?
Chapter 187 Mysterious power, the old lady’s coffin cannot hold it down
Chapter 187 Mysterious power, the old lady’s coffin cannot hold it down
"The whole hospital has contributed to the old lady's illness this time, and you, He Yuzhu, are not the only ones to pay for it. Now that the old lady is dead, shouldn't the next thing be to deal with the old lady's funeral first? Now I start to think about the old lady. My wife’s real estate, He Yuzhu, are you thinking too much?”
As Jia Zhang talked, she actually didn't want much, that is, this house had to be given to her. She had her own reasons. Her two children, her daughter-in-law and her son were also living at home, which would hinder their son and daughter-in-law's marriage. people.
Moreover, she had done enough singing just now. Anyway, the old lady is now dead without evidence. Everyone has heard that her family takes care of the old lady the most, so this house should be given to her.
"The old lady's house was previously assigned to the street office to take over, but now the old lady has made a will saying that it will be given to He Yuzhu. I think it is a bit inappropriate. Why do I say this? In fact, everyone present has taken care of the old lady. Right? This time the old lady stayed in the hospital and she was paid to be cared for by everyone in the hospital. Each family sent a representative to take care of her. So I think, to be fair, we used the method of drawing lots. Whoever gets the house of the old lady will get it. Just give it to anyone!”
Yi Zhonghai understands that everyone must have objections to giving the house to He Yuzhu alone, but giving the house to Jia Zhang and her family is too far-fetched. Nowadays, every family is not crowded into one room. Yi Zhonghai understands what Jia and Zhang meant, and it is fair. For this reason, it is most appropriate to draw lots. "
Like Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui also had the same idea.
Liu Haizhong said: "According to what the first uncle said, the whole hospital has taken care of the old lady, and everyone is responsible for the funeral and burial of the old lady. In this case, whoever is involved in the old lady's death can participate." The matter of drawing lots for the old lady’s room! '
Yan Bugui thought this proposal was good, so he said, "The first and second uncles are right. This ensures fairness and arranges the old lady's affairs reasonably." '
After the three uncles finished speaking, the person from the street office on the side took out a document with the old lady's fingerprints: "Then I have to ask He Yuzhu if he agrees with your proposal?" The document that the old lady fingerprinted is still in my hand. '
He Yuzhu heard what the people from the street office said and nodded in agreement: "Since everyone takes care of the old lady, we will follow the arrangements of the three uncles, but I have a suggestion!" '
"Proposal? What proposal? Who among you here has my family to take care of the old lady? If the old lady's house is not given to me, it will be given to someone else. Who knows what you will do when you draw lots!" Mrs. Jia Zhang looked around with her eyes. He said to the people around him.
"Aunt Jia, what can you do with what you said?" The eldest mother raised her eyes and looked at Jia Zhang and asked.
"You don't agree with the words of the three uncles in this courtyard?" The second aunt looked up at Jia Zhang and asked.
"The three uncles said this for everyone's consideration and are not selfish!" The third aunt raised her eyes and said to Jia Zhang.
"You are all the family members of the third uncle. Who knows what your plans are for the old lady's room." Jia Zhang said jokingly.
"Everyone, please stop for a moment and let me tell you how to draw lots first, okay?" He Yuzhu spoke.
"Tell me about it." Yi Zhonghai said.
"There are a total of nineteen households in the hospital, and each household has a representative. There are nineteen lots in total. There are three rounds of drawing. In the first round, there are ten white lots and nine red lots. In the second round, there are ten red lots from the first round. After winning the lottery, the second round of drawing begins. In the second round, there are three white lots and six red lots, and so on. In the third round of drawing, the remaining six people draw one red lot, using the rock-paper-scissors method. Whoever draws the red lottery will own the old lady’s house!”
"I'm so confused. What does this mean?" Liu Haizhong asked.
"The method Zhu Zhu said is very good, just follow what he said!" Yan Bugui thinks this is feasible.
"Just be fair and just." Yi Zhonghai understood what He Yuzhu meant, and no one could cheat in this way.
Seeing that the people present had no objections, He Yuzhu continued: "Let's settle the old lady's affairs first, and then start the drawing of lots for the whole hospital meeting. Everyone has no objections, right?" '
"No, the old lady's death is the most important thing in everything!" the eldest mother said.
"I don't have any objection either." Liu Haizhong said.
"Then let's arrange it this way!"
Jia Zhang didn't have any objection either.
Three days passed quickly.
After the old lady was buried.
The whole hospital gathered in a big circle.
Three uncles are sitting at the table.
Yi Zhonghai said: "This time the old lady's affairs were done very well, and we were praised by the street office. Next is the issue of the ownership of the old lady's house. This time the whole hospital paid for the old lady. This is A good thing worth promoting! '
After Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, Liu Haizhong said hurriedly: "Now that everyone is here, we will officially start to draw lots in front of everyone. The purpose of making this public is for fairness, so that everyone can understand clearly." I have seen in vain the fairness of this hospital-wide meeting, and I think this lottery method must be used when the subdistrict office distributes labor insurance next month. Use lottery to draw labor insurance from the subdistrict office. If you have no objections If so, I have to tell you what happens next. '
"Second uncle, can you hurry up? You've said so much and you haven't said a word to the point!" Jia Zhang hurriedly interrupted Liu Haizhong because she wanted to report He Yuzhu.
He was interrupted before he finished speaking, and Liu Haizhong was obviously unhappy and said: "Jia Zhang, what do you mean?"
Jia Zhang laughed and stood up and said, "I think there is something wrong with the prescription test method mentioned by He Yuzhu!" '
After Jia Zhang finished speaking, everyone present looked puzzled. When it came to fairness and justice, He Yuzhu dared to say that he was the first, and no one dared to say that he was the second.
Thinking of this, the third uncle asked: "What did you say? What's the problem? I think there's no problem?"
Jia Zhang looked at He Yuzhu and smiled and said: "He Yuzhu, do you think you can deceive me just because you can deceive others? I tell you, it's impossible, absolutely impossible!!"
"Everyone thought you were fair and impartial, but in fact everyone was deceived by you. Why didn't I expose you when you made this proposal? I was considering that the old lady had important matters behind her, so I didn't get angry on the spot. I'm going to open the door today. The president is discussing business, and I want to expose your hypocrisy!"
Jia Zhang raised his head and looked down on He Yuzhu who was sitting on the stool.
He Yuzhu didn't understand what this old witch wanted to say.
Jia Zhang is now secretly happy, and is about to reveal He Yuzhu's hypocritical side so that everyone can see clearly and carefully.
"Jia Zhang, if you want to say anything, just say it and don't take up the meeting's time." Yan Bugui said.
Mrs. Jia Zhang smiled and looked at the people in the courtyard sitting on stools and said: "There are nineteen households in the courtyard, and each family has one person. So let me ask everyone, He Yuyu counts as one person, the old man counts as one person, and He Yuzhu counts as one person. It counts as one household, He Yuzhu’s belongs to He Yuzhu, and the old man’s belongs to He Yuzhu, so doesn’t He Yuzhu get three opportunities?”
As soon as these words came out, everyone present understood that if calculated this way, then He Yuzhu's chances of winning would be great.
"No, this is unfair. In this lottery, He Yuzhu can draw three times. I didn't see it, but he still left one hand!"
"No, if it's three times, then what are we who have been smoked once? We might as well not be smoked at all!"
He Yuzhu thought it was a big deal, so he said, "In this case, my sister and the old man don't smoke, so everyone has no objection, right?" '
"Okay, since He Yuzhu said so, then I agree with this draw!" Jia Zhang nodded in approval.
Yi Zhonghai stood up: "The lots are ready, the bamboo tubes are also ready, and everyone has checked that everything is correct, then the draw for the old lady's room in our courtyard house will officially begin!" '
The conference finally officially started, and each household sent their luckiest ones out to try it out. After all, it was a suite, which was considered a big thing in this era. After so many days, who was the lucky one? Every household had the best luck. It is determined to win. But at this time, when the second uncle Liu Haizhong stood up, everyone present was impatient and was about to start a long speech again.
"Some things must be said clearly. Don't blame me for talking too much. It's better to say it clearly to prevent everyone from having any opinions afterwards. This time you drew lots to draw houses. No one has any opinions, right?"
"No objection, second uncle, I beg you to start quickly!" Xu Damao said impatiently.
"I haven't finished speaking yet!" Liu Haizhong cherishes the opportunity to give orders at every hospital-wide meeting.
After He Yuzhu lost the last interrogation, his dream of promotion was shattered.
It was only satisfying to give orders and talk during meetings in the courtyard.
"This time the whole hospital meeting will draw lots. The lots will be drawn in front of everyone and will be inspected by everyone before we can officially start. In this way, no matter who gets the house, no one can gossip, regret, or have any opinions. I am like this Say, everyone understands? If so, everyone will nod and applaud!"
He Yuzhu almost dozed off after hearing this.
"Second uncle, we don't have any objections. If you want everyone to applaud you, just say so!" Jia Zhang said impatiently.
I knew that the second uncle wanted to be an official, but the second uncle himself was not qualified to be an official, so he used the hospital meeting to satisfy his vanity. This was something everyone in the hospital understood.
Now the second uncle asked Jia Zhang to break up the trouble and said with a blushing face: "Since everyone has no objections, let's get started!"
After three rounds, six people finally won, namely He Yuzhu, Liu Haizhong, Yi Zhonghai, Yan Bugui, Jia Zhangshi, and Xu Damao.
Everyone present looked at it with big eyes and small eyes, and they all felt that there was something inside. It looked like these six people had colluded, and they murmured in low voices to express unfairness.
Liu Haizhong heard: "I said just now, you can't have any opinions. You have also seen the whole process. If you are not lucky, who should you blame?" '
"I said, Second Uncle, stop talking and hurry up!" Mrs. Jia Zhang became anxious.
"Second uncle, hurry up, I'll have something to do later!" He Yuzhu urged.
"Okay, let's start rock-paper-scissors in pairs!"
Each pair of six people on the scene starts with three times as the winner.
He Yuzhu faced his old rival Xu Damao in the first game.
He Yuzhu himself had the blessing of a plug-in, and he guessed through Xu Damao's body that he was about to punch. When He Yuzhu decisively stretched out his hand to draw out the cloth, Xu Damao had no time to brake and actually punched.
Everyone present was stunned and even more suspicious of the draw.
"That's not right. Xu Damao, can you be more serious about your lies? He Yuzhu made the cloth before you, and you made the stone after you. Do you dare to say that you two didn't discuss it?"
"The drawing of lots at the hospital general meeting is a joke. Such obvious cheating really makes everyone blind."
"Don't talk nonsense. Even if we cooperate, I will never cooperate with He Yuzhu in this life!"
Xu Damao looked around and criticized the people around him. Strangely enough, his luck wasn't that bad.
"Xu Damao, you are so lucky. Come quickly, I have other things to do!" He Yuzhu urged.
The result was that He Yuzhu won with three punches. Xu Damao was completely speechless and had no choice but to draw the white lottery after He Yuzhu.
In the last round, He Yuzhu, Jia Zhangshi, and Yan Bugui also used the method of using the palms of the hands to draw the winners.
When He Yuzhu took action in the first game, he killed them both, and then He Yuzhu took his first shot.
But at this time, Mrs. Jia Zhang suddenly said loudly: "Wait a minute, I think we must respect the old and love the young, and start drawing lots from the older people. This is in line with the traditional virtue of respecting the old and loving the young. Everyone agrees." '
The people present heard Jia Zhang's shameless words.
Instead of letting Jia Zhang take the old lady's house.
It's better to let He Yuzhu take the old lady's room.
"Respect the old and love the young. The second uncle just repeated the rule several times. You didn't hear it, right? You have no say in respecting the old and loving the young."
"Yes, it's already this time. You don't respect the old and love the young. This time, He Yuzhu must be whipped first!"
Jia Zhang was very angry at these words. He Yuzhu was so lucky. If he was to draw the first one, he would have no chance.
Seeing how angry Jia Zhang was, He Yuzhu smiled evilly and thought of a way to make this old witch angry for ten days and a half.
"Since you said you respect the old and love the young, then I will respect you for once, but I have to make it more difficult."
He Yuzhu picked up a handful of white lots from the table, raised them up and said, "In this way, in order to show respect for the elderly and love for the young, in the third round we will use whoever draws the red lot to get the house, but we have to add ten white lots. Is it okay to draw a red lottery ticket in turns? '
Faced with He Yuzhu's sudden play, Jia Zhang thought this was feasible.
"This is what you said. I didn't ask you to do this. If I get the red lottery, the house will be mine!"
"Okay, no problem, I'll let you draw as many as you want!" After saying that, He Yuzhu asked the uncle to put in the lots and the last round of drawing began.
After Jia Zhangshi drew four white draws in a row and Yan Bugui drew four white draws, it was He Yuzhu who finally drew the red draw.
"How about Jia Zhang? This is called luck." He Yuzhu shook the red lottery in his hand and spoke provocatively to Jia Zhang.
These words directly caused Jia Zhang to explode on the spot. He began to question the fairness and impartiality of the game and asked for the first draw.
"Don't bother. This old lady's spirit in heaven will let you win a red lottery and live in her house? The old lady's coffin board won't be able to hold it down!"
He Yuzhu's words immediately caused everyone present to laugh.
(End of this chapter)
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