Is the school doctor free?Have you ever heard of crispy college students!
Chapter 361: There are people who eat fried chicken strips and are studying for a doctorate!
Chapter 361: There are people who eat fried chicken strips and are studying for a doctorate!
Just when Chen Mu was still speechless.
The man in the white coat following Chen Mu looked at him cautiously.
Then he said, "Doctor Chen, you may not believe it..."
Chen Mu: "Huh?"
Chen Mu felt that the crispy college students in the school had already brought him enough stimulation.
Today it is today.
There shouldn't be any weird news that can shock him anymore.
But when Chen Mu heard clearly what the man in the white coat next to him said, he stopped again.
The man in the white coat next to him said.
"Doctor Chen, among the group of people who went to eat fried chicken and poop, there is also a doctoral student at Haicheng University."
Chen Mu was silent for a moment, "Is this doctor a serious doctor..."
—
"This is so funny. Doctor Chen must be beginning to doubt the teaching level of Haicheng University now."
"It's okay for a crispy college student to eat fried chicken strips, but Dr. Chen probably couldn't imagine that some people who have obtained a doctorate degree would actually pay this kind of IQ tax."
"Is it possible that even the doctor is constipated?"
“Hahahahaha!!!!”
"Someone smart enough has already given this doctor a nickname: Dr. Shit! Hahahahaha!!!"
"I feel like it would be better if I called him Dr. Constipation?"
"As we all know, the nickname you get in your youth may stay with you for the rest of your life."
“Is this a modern version of a shit stamp? Hahahaha!!!”
"..."
—
It’s no wonder that Chen Mu is such a cautious person.
Saying this in front of the camera.
Chen Mu has always felt that people who can pass the doctoral exam are quite smart.
For a moment.
Chen Mu couldn't even help but think about it in his mind.
Do you have……
Is there such a possibility...
This Dr. Shit was originally a very smart person.
It’s because I came to Haicheng University to study.
Were you influenced by the Feng Shui of Haicheng University and followed other crispy-skinned college students to eat fried chicken strips?
Such thoughts.
It just appeared in Chen Mu's mind.
Chen Mu raised his hand and patted his forehead.
absurd!
It's ridiculous!
He was really led astray by the netizens' thinking.
That's why I think of Haicheng University this way.
Haicheng University is very good, there is no problem with Feng Shui!
The white coat next to Chen Mu.
He looked at Chen Mu, who was going crazy alone, with some sympathy.
I kept feeling grateful in my heart.
Fortunately.
He planned to work in a hospital instead of going to a university to be a school doctor.
There is no need to face the troubles that Dr. Chen faces every day.
I thought so.
The man in the white coat looked at Chen Mu with more sympathy.
"Doctor Chen, we have asked similar questions to you, and even confirmed this student's student ID and other information. He is indeed a doctoral student at Haicheng University."
"He is now in the observation room downstairs, waiting for an infusion. You will be able to see him soon."
Chen Mu: "..."
Is there a possibility.
He doesn't want to see this Dr. Shit at all now?
"Doctor Chen, let's walk faster, there are many students waiting for us."
Chen Mu: "..."
—
"I can feel Dr. Chen's embarrassment. Dr. Chen really doesn't want to face the fragile college students in the school at all..."
"If it were you, you probably wouldn't want to face it. The reputation of Haicheng University has been greatly affected by these fragile college students."
"Yes, yes, yes. Many people say that if you go to Haicheng University, your brain will be damaged."
"???"
"Aren't we all just here to watch the fun? Why are there people making personal attacks? I dare say that Haicheng University is one of the best in the country in terms of caring for vulnerable college students. At least the school has tried its best to protect these vulnerable college students, right?"
"Do you really think that only college students are fragile? My colleague, a 30-year-old man, just punched in at the company gate and fell headfirst to the ground. He fainted due to low blood sugar and suffered a concussion. The company even organized a group of people to go to the hospital to express condolences today."
"What needs to be faced must be faced. Doctor Chen cannot escape..."
"..."
—
"Student, who is your mentor?"
"Does Haicheng University have a major in Traditional Chinese Medicine? When I take the doctoral exam, I want to try Haicheng University."
"Classmate, can you share your experience of eating fried chicken strips?"
"How long have you been constipated for you to think of such an extreme measure?"
Chen Mu and the man in the white coat beside him had just walked to the door of the observation room.
Then I heard the sound inside.
Without even having to look inside, Chen Mu could guess who the protagonist these men in white coats were concerned about was.
He sighed somewhat helplessly.
However, when the person following him was about to break into the observation room, he raised his hand to stop him behind him.
"Doctor Chen???"
The person being filmed who was stopped looked at Chen Mu strangely.
It’s not that he has any objection to Chen Mu’s behavior of stopping him.
But put it in the past.
Such an occasion.
Dr. Chen allowed the program crew to film normally.
The cameraman looked puzzled.
Chen Mu was just very polite and nodded gently, "Sorry, please wait a moment."
talking.
Chen Mu turned his head and looked at the man in the white coat beside him, "Please go in first and find a mask for that doctor."
"Oh, okay, Dr. Chen."
The man in the white coat flashed into the observation room of the school hospital.
Chen Mu stood outside the door calmly.
But still holding my hand and taking pictures.
See this scene.
The cameraman couldn't help but sigh, "Doctor Chen, I'm a very sensible person. I would never rush in with a camera without permission."
Chen Mu raised his eyes: "Oh?"
In fact, Chen Mu didn't want to doubt others like this.
But even for an outsider like him.
Everyone knows that Dr. Shit is likely to become a new Internet hotspot in the near future.
Once it really becomes an Internet hotspot.
This doctor also showed his face, which might be bad.
Eating fried chicken tenders is just a small thing.
It should not have any other impact on the doctor's future life.
He met Chen Mu's gaze, which clearly showed some distrust of him.
For an instant.
The person being photographed made me feel even more wronged.
Quite helpless.
He explained himself: "Doctor Chen, our program team also cares about the personal privacy of students from Haicheng University."
"If I really rushed in with a camera at a time like this, I would lose my job."
Chen Mu: "..."
She felt even more aggrieved when filming: "When I lost my job, the production team said I was just a temporary worker and all my mistakes had nothing to do with the production team."
Chen Mu: "..."
To the filming: "There is no need for me to risk my career just for the popularity of the show."
Chen Mu: "..."
As for the shooting, we have already talked about this point.
Although Chen Mu was very cautious before.
But at this moment.
Chen Mu remained silent and put down his arm that was blocking the person.
Looking to the sky.
Pretend nothing happened.
To cover up one's embarrassment. —
"If Dr. Chen hadn't stopped the person, I would have almost forgotten that we need to protect the students' privacy."
"What a pity. I won't be able to see Dr. Shit's true face in the live studio today."
"Actually, this is a good hot topic. Why doesn't Haicheng University let Dr. Shit show his face?"
"Schools are supposed to protect students' privacy. This is what Dr. Chen and Haicheng University should do."
"If this Dr. Shit really cares about Internet popularity, he will show his face later. If he doesn't care, is it so difficult to respect other people's lives?"
"Besides, even if you don't show your face, everyone has already made fun of this joke! Just laugh it off after dinner. There's no need to affect other people's bright lives. It's not easy to study and get a doctorate."
"..."
—
Chen Mu didn't expect it.
A small action of yours that you take unintentionally may cause such heated discussion on the Internet.
Chen Mu at this moment.
Still immersed in the embarrassment that just happened.
When the man in the white coat came out, he stared at Chen Mu for two minutes.
Some people even thought that there was some quality problem with the ceiling of the school hospital, and Chen Mu was checking it carefully.
Then I looked at it for a few more times.
I didn't see anything special about it.
The man in the white coat then walked up to Chen Mu and reminded him quietly, "Doctor Chen, the mask has been put on. I have also explained to him about the live broadcast. He doesn't mind, so we can go in."
Chen Mu nodded.
Just entered the house.
I saw a room.
The pale-faced patients all looked at him.
Chen Mu: "..."
A man in a white coat handed the list in his hand to Chen Mu: "Doctor Chen, this is the IV we are going to prepare for these patients."
"After you checked it a second time and confirmed that there was no problem, we gave the patient an injection."
Chen Mu glanced at the list. "Common medicines for acute gastroenteritis. As long as the patient has no history of drug allergies, there should be no problem."
"But first let's confirm whether these patients have gastroenteritis."
although.
Combined with the previous situation.
Chen Mu also felt that it was almost certain.
Just to be cautious.
Just to confirm.
"Which case is the most serious? The most serious one first."
A white coat.
Without hesitation, he raised his hand and pointed at a fat man. "Others ate one serving of fried chicken fillet, but this guy thought it tasted so good that he ate five servings."
Chen Mu: "..."
White coat: "When we carried him in just now, he couldn't poop anything, but he was still farting wildly. It was because of his presence that we urgently turned on the fresh air system in the observation room of the school hospital."
Chen Mu: "..."
—
"It appears. The law of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick. When a Crouching Dragon like Dr. Shit appears, there will definitely be a Phoenix Chick of the same caliber."
"Because the patient farted, I turned on the fresh air system. I suddenly became curious about what kind of fart could be so powerful."
"You netizens are really interesting. Why are you curious about everything? Do you want to go there and smell it in person?"
"It's not impossible, but it's too late to go now."
"???"
"I was just saying it casually, but you really thought about it!"
"I am so impressed by this comment."
"I often feel out of tune with you guys because I'm not bt enough..."
"Horrible, this barrage is really terrible!"
"..."
—
Even Chen Mu has been doing this for many years.
In the emergency room.
In the school hospital.
He also considers himself to have seen the world.
But when he heard the doctor in a white coat next to him say that the fresh air system was turned on because a patient farted, the corners of his lips twitched uncontrollably.
These crispy college students from Haicheng University.
Really...
You can often bring him some unimaginable "surprises".
Chen Mu sighed.
Walk to the patient and take his pulse.
Who knows.
When the patient saw Chen Mu coming, he got so excited that he farted.
Chen Mu: "..."
Smelling the indescribable smell, Chen Mu silently stood up and found a mask for himself.
Put it on.
"Doctor Chen, I'm sorry, I really didn't think I would lose control..."
The patient himself was also frightened.
He apologized repeatedly to Chen Mu.
Can bear fruit.
"Puff! Puff!"
Two loud farts were heard again, and everyone was frozen in place.
Chen Mu tried hard to look calmer.
Amid the continuous sound of farts, he completed the patient's pulse diagnosis.
When getting up.
The whole person was even a little dazed, "It's just acute gastroenteritis. Just give the patient an injection according to the medicine you prepared before."
"But remember to confirm that the patient has not consumed alcohol and has no history of allergies. If there is a history of allergies, come back to me."
The man in the white coat stared at Chen Mu.
The corners of his lips couldn't help but rise several times.
No matter what.
Chen Mu's expression at this moment was really ugly.
Even the man in the white coat almost laughed out loud.
Still forced to press down the corners of his lips.
Try not to be too obvious.
His shoulders couldn't help shaking.
—
"Did anyone see clearly that when Dr. Chen squatted down just now, he just happened to catch that, right?"
"If you post this kind of comment, Dr. Chen will hunt you down across the province."
"This is nothing. You come to the ICU to work for two days. When you just start changing the pads, the patient suddenly pulls your hand. You have to endure it."
"But the ICU is so expensive, it's normal to do this, right?"
"The money didn't go into our pockets, and the ICU equipment is so expensive that many hospitals are operating ICUs at a loss."
"How can you still lose money if you charge such a high fee?"
"Hospitals are really like that. Sometimes, a seemingly insignificant piece of equipment costs millions..."
"I've heard a saying in the hospital before, that when they encounter medical troublemakers, they hide behind expensive equipment. Those medical troublemakers also know how expensive it is, so when they are about to take ruthless action, they will hesitate to some extent."
"That sounds so sad..."
"..."
—
"No problem, just hang the water normally."
"This problem is not a big deal, just hang the water normally."
“That’s not a problem…”
Chen Mu saw several patients in a row, all of whom had gastroenteritis caused by eating unclean food.
present.
The whole person relaxed a little.
The disease of gastroenteritis.
It's not a big deal.
As long as the school hospital gives students intravenous drips normally, they don’t even need to be sent to the hospital.
I saw several patients in a row.
When Chen Mu's mood had gradually relaxed.
After Chen Mu felt a girl's pulse.
There was a brief silence.
He stared at the girl and asked, "Classmate, may I ask what you pooped after eating chicken tenders?"
(End of this chapter)
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