Is the school doctor free?Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

Chapter 437: No need to see a doctor, just rely on your own imagination to cure the disease?
Mr. Du believes in his own treatment method.

It's completely different from my two roommates.

and so.

After he discovered that he was constipated, he did not ask his two roommates.

And stubbornly think so.

When he went to the hospital, the doctor knew that he had hemorrhoids before and advised him to have surgery.

He chose to bear it alone and did not go to the hospital for treatment.

of course.

Even though he had Chen Mu's personal contact information, he did not choose to ask Chen Mu for help.

Hear this.

Su Bingbing didn't quite understand. "Since he had your contact information, Doctor Chen, why didn't he choose to ask you for help?"

"It's just a phone call or a WeChat message. It won't waste much time."

—

"My thoughts are the same as my wife's. Could it be that Dr. Chen doesn't look so friendly when there's no camera on, so that student doesn't dare to bother Dr. Chen during the summer vacation?"

"It's not impossible. Many people in today's society are superficial. They appear one way in front of the camera and another way behind the camera."

"It's just a guess in the comments, but you guys are making a big deal out of it?"

"If Dr. Chen is really that bad in private, this patient wouldn't have the courage to come to Dr. Chen for treatment again and again. After all, habitual rectal prolapse is a very embarrassing disease."

"I've discovered that no matter what profession you are in, once you become a little popular, netizens will start to have wild thoughts."

"Besides, even if Dr. Chen really didn't take care of this student during the holidays, it's not the school doctor's responsibility anymore. What else do you have to criticize?"

"So, Dr. Chen's crazy fans on the barrage admitted that Dr. Chen really didn't care about this student during the holidays?"

"???"

"Sometimes, just watching live broadcasts, I can't help but marvel at the diversity of species. The Internet is truly a magical place, where all kinds of monsters and demons can surf the Internet."

"..."

—

Facing Su Bingbing’s questions.

Chen Mu felt really wronged: "I didn't expect that. I thought that if he really encountered any problems during the holiday without disturbing me, the child would go to the top three hospitals in his city to seek medical treatment by himself."

"but……"

The corners of Chen Mu's lips twitched.

Just opening his mouth like that.

It’s as if I’m back to the state of mind I was in at the beginning of this semester.

Chen Mu sighed again and again, "I never expected that this kid is so stubborn."

"When he came to the school clinic at the beginning of the semester, I saw him in this condition and asked him why he didn't contact me during the holidays. He had my contact information."

"Even if my phone may not be visible to others all the time, at least he still has my WeChat contact information, so he can contact me if he has any questions."

Chen Mu's lips twitched, and he said to Su Bingbing in despair: "In the end... guess what the child said?"

"What did you say?"

When the call was answered.

Chen Mu was completely stunned.

Because the person who took over was not Su Bingbing.

But it was the patient who was lying on the ground and accidentally cut his artery.

Chen Mu stared at his patient speechlessly, "If you want to hear gossip, just listen quietly. Don't be too enthusiastic, otherwise it will not be good for your condition..."

The patient's current condition does not allow for too much emotional fluctuation.

What if you get too excited while eating melon and start bleeding?

Chen Mu even doubted his own reputation, thinking it would be ruined by this patient.

"Oh, then I'll be quiet."

The patient still complies with the doctor's orders.

He nodded obediently, then lay on the ground and started winking at Su Bingbing.

Reporter Su!
Doctor Chen is waiting for you to take the lead!

You hurry up and answer the call!
You don't want to hear the sequel, but I still want to hear it!

—

"666! This girl perfectly explained to me what it means that some people will only behave themselves if they are hung on the wall."

"It's important to note that even if it's hung on the wall, it just has the potential to make people behave, but it doesn't mean they will behave."

"I used to be very dissatisfied when others said this to me, but when I saw this girl gossiping, I felt like we were just copy and paste!"

"Sister! Your artery is broken. Take care of your own condition first, and stop eating melons!"

"Dr. Chen was speechless. Although he knew that students from Haicheng University were difficult to teach, he didn't expect there would be such a 'god' on the scene."

"How could it not be amazing? My wife was unable to respond for a moment. The professional ethics of a professional host were all offline at this moment."

"My wife, I always control the stage at major evening parties, but I was left speechless by a bunch of fragile college students."

"Ha ha ha ha!!!!"

"..."

—

"Doctor Chen, so what did the child say?"

Su Bingbing was helpless at this time and began to support Chen Mu.

Although Su Bingbing knew it very well.

Even if he didn't have his own supporting actor, since Chen Mu had already started talking, he would definitely continue talking.

only……

Su Bingbing was afraid that if she didn't speak up.

The patient on the ground.

I'm afraid he'll be so anxious that he'll jump up from the ground.

"What did you say..."

Chen Mu glanced at Su Bingbing, with an indescribable helplessness in his eyes.

Unexpectedly, Su Bingbing was quite considerate of these fragile college students and actually played a supporting role.

Chen Mu sighed again and said, "That kid said, if you put yourself in his shoes, if he has already started working, he also hopes that no one will disturb him when he is off work."

"In his opinion, since it's summer vacation, I have no obligation to take care of him."

"Even if he encountered problems, he had to be self-reliant, but he didn't forget that I was a school doctor."

"So, on the first day of school at Haicheng University, this kid came to the school hospital to see me with his worse condition."

Su Bingbing: "..."

I couldn't help frowning.

Although Mr. Du's behavior sounds very considerate.

But from Su Bingbing's perspective, it is really difficult to praise this classmate.

Even if this classmate really didn't want to disturb Chen Mu, he could at least go to another hospital, or even a clinic.

Or go to the pharmacy and get some medication for constipation.

Nor would I have allowed my condition to worsen to this extent during this summer vacation.

This classmate may be kind and there is nothing wrong with that.

But in his kindness, there is also some paranoia and stupidity.

He only believes what he believes.

It's just like……

The current condition of habitual rectal prolapse.

The diagnosis given by Mu Yao was to go to the hospital for surgery, and Chen Mu also gave advice more than once that the best way was to go to the hospital for surgery.

But this classmate.

Still stubborn and stick to his own ideas.

Don't go to the hospital.

It’s still being broadcast live now.

Su Bingbing couldn't even imagine what would happen if this student didn't go to the hospital and Dr. Chen didn't cure his rectal prolapse.

Finally, what kind of public opinion will Chen Mu, the school doctor who is already at the center of public opinion, face in the end?

Just thinking about it.

There was a hint of sympathy in Su Bingbing's eyes when she looked at Chen Mu, which she herself did not even notice.

Chen Mu continued, "Later...from the child's own account of his condition, I learned everything that happened during that summer vacation."

After realizing that he might be constipated, this student didn't even buy himself any constipation medicine.

Because in his perception.

If you take medicine without following your doctor's orders, you may get into trouble.

But as time goes by.

This classmate's constipation became more and more serious.

The longest time.

For ten whole days, I couldn't poop.

Su Bingbing was a little puzzled. "It's already like this, but you still don't want to go to the hospital, or go to a clinic, or a pharmacy to check it out?"

Forgive her.

Stand at a relatively normal and relatively conventional angle.

I really can't understand this kind of thinking.

Chen Mu also looked at Su Bingbing speechlessly and sighed: "If he really considered not waiting for me and choosing other treatment methods, would Dr. Mu still call to ask about his condition today?"

Su Bingbing: "..."

Although what Chen Mu said made sense.

But Su Bingbing was really speechless about this classmate Du, whom she had never met before.

I organized my words briefly.

"Okay, even if you don't think about going to the hospital, clinic, or even the pharmacy."

"But in this age of advanced internet, have you ever thought about trying to search your symptoms on Baidu to see if you can prescribe the right medicine for yourself?"

although.

On weekdays.

Su Bingbing herself also strongly disapproves of some people who, after searching on Baidu, think they are doctors and start treating themselves.

But this only applies to the case of student Du.

Su Bingbing also sincerely believed it.

When constipation first occurred, this student took the initiative to buy himself some constipation medicine.

His condition would not have deteriorated to this extent.

There is a chance to save yourself...

Facing Su Bingbing's extremely puzzled eyes.

Chen Mu just shrugged innocently: "In fact, this student has considered ways to save himself."

Su Bingbing: "What kind of method?"

Chen Mu: "He spends more than half of his time squatting on the toilet. He thinks this will allow the shit to feel gravity and come out on its own."

Su Bingbing: "Huh?"

—

"Sometimes, I am really curious about the brain structure of the crispy college students at Haicheng University."

"As the saying goes, people are shaped by the land they live in. There are so many strange people gathered in Haicheng University. Sometimes I really wonder if it's Haicheng University's fault..."

"Sure enough, in the end, it was still Haicheng University that took on everything."

"There's nothing we can do. The fragile college students in our school are also good at courting death, but compared to the record of the fragile college students from Haicheng University, their record is too unremarkable."

"From what he said, the person in front is also a school doctor. I advise you not to be too happy too early. Maybe it's the fragile college students in your school who haven't started their performance yet."

"I'm not trying to scare you. I work in the emergency room. I know very well. There might be nothing wrong at first, but when you start talking about it..."

"Oh shit! Someone called and said they had a cardiac arrest. I'm out on a house call!"

"???"

"No, are your school hospital and the hospital's emergency department all so weird? Do you really come to the medical records when you think about it?"

"Let me put it this way. When I first started working, I still despised other people for being superstitious. Now, all the people in the department combined are not as superstitious as me!"

"Good fellow, you are still so proud..."

"..."

—

Facing Su Bingbing's unbelievably dull gaze.

Chen Mu just shrugged speechlessly, "It sounds incredible, right? I also find it incredible."

"This guy did nothing but sit in the toilet at home during the holiday."

"After a whole holiday of hard work, this guy finally cured his constipation and anal prolapse."

Su Bingbing: "..."

sometimes.

A crispy college student, her three views are really shocked.

Facing Su Bingbing's speechless gaze at the sky, Chen Mu said slowly: "Do you think this is the main reason why his condition has deteriorated to this point? No, squatting in the toilet during this holiday is just the beginning of the deterioration to this point today..."

"what?"

Su Bingbing took several seconds to react.

Then he looked at Chen Mu with an incredible look.

Wu Speechless: "Didn't this patient do anything on his own after you, Doctor Chen, took over his condition?"

mainly.

Su Bingbing has an almost blind trust in Chen Mu's medical skills.

I always feel like it's just a simple prolapse.

Under Chen Mu's treatment, perhaps this classmate's condition would not have deteriorated to the point where he suffers from habitual rectal prolapse.

after all.

This classmate was reluctant to go to the hospital before.

With the help of acupuncture techniques and Chinese medicine, Dr. Chen really cured this student's hemorrhoids to a certain extent.

When I go home during the summer vacation.

This student no longer has hemorrhoids.

Chen Mu just talked about this patient.

I felt my head was buzzing.

That's a real headache.

Chen Mu: "After learning about what he had done during the summer vacation, I made my first request to him: in the following period, he must follow the doctor's advice and cooperate with all my treatments."

"And the first of these medical orders is that his time in the toilet, whether he has defecated or not, cannot exceed five minutes. If he is already defecating, the whole process cannot exceed ten minutes."

Su Bingbing nodded: "That makes sense."

Basically, as long as you don't have an upset stomach.

Shit time.

It can indeed be shortened.

Chen Mu sighed: "It sounds reasonable, right? But this student didn't follow the first point of the doctor's advice, which sounds very reasonable."

Su Bingbing: "Huh?"

After briefly organizing my words.

Su Bingbing found that she couldn't hold back at all. She was even a little curious at the moment, "Why didn't he do it?"

"Basically, by the time this guy realized he needed to control the time he went to the toilet, he had already been squatting in the toilet for more than half an hour."

Su Bingbing: “That was a long time ago.”

Chen Mu continued to snort, "I wonder how that guy reacted. Did he stay in the toilet for too long?"

Su Bingbing: "How did you react?"

Chen Mu: "My feet are numb..."

(End of this chapter)