Is the school doctor free?Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

"A chicken and a snail, final assignment???"

After listening to Chen Mu's words, the filming seemed to be going on.

He looked at Chen Mu stiffly, then took two steps closer and aimed the camera at the big rooster carrying the snail.

All of a sudden.

My brain was still a little slow to react, "Are teachers from Haicheng University so thoughtful?"

This thing.

Can it also be used as a final assignment???

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"Do you have homework at the end of the semester, after you go to college?"

"To be precise, this kind of final assignment is linked to the final exam score. If you don't have the final assignment, you will fail the course directly."

"Don't underestimate this big rooster and the little snail on it. These are the final projects of two college students!"

"Think of it another way. If I stew this big rooster, will there be two poor, fragile college students who will fail their exams?"

"There's no need to be so bad, right?"

"If you really stew it, the crispy college student will do everything he can to make trouble for you. Guess why, in the middle of the night, there is a drone following the big rooster???"

"Good fellow!"

"Just a joke, I'm 30 years old and I can't even afford a drone!"

"I'm from Haicheng University too. It seems that this drone was not bought by a fragile college student out of his own pocket. It was sponsored by the school last year after several people in the school lost their final assignments. Students from the College of Agriculture can rent it from the school for free."

"???"

"Is it too late for me to apply to Haicheng University now?"

"As long as your scores are high enough, you are welcome to apply for Haicheng University next year!"

"..."

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Chen Mu said helplessly: "You can learn about agricultural colleges. It's not just Haicheng University. Agricultural colleges across the country are all similar. Maybe an inconspicuous little grass on the ground is also their final homework."

"It's possible to do this!" The cameraman was stunned.

Chen Mu looked at the drone in front of him with interest.

He laughed and said, "Why, you and your friend's final assignments just ran away by themselves?"

The girl's frustrated voice rang out in the drone: "It really ran out on its own. I went downstairs to ask the dormitory manager, and she wouldn't let me out at this time. I could only hold the drone and follow it."

"Dr. Chen..."

The girls were squatting in the stairwell of the dormitory building.

After organizing my words for a while, I decided to be thick-skinned for once, given the threat of failing the course at any time.

He whispered, "Doctor Chen, could you please send my final assignment back?"

"And my friend's final assignment, please!"

It's already four o'clock in the morning.

Although there is still more than an hour left, the door of the dormitory building can be opened.

But her final assignment did have legs after all.

If you have been wandering around the campus for the final assignment.

Wait until half past five.

When she could leave the dormitory building, she would rush out as soon as possible in her pajamas and grab her final homework back to the chicken coop.

But the problem is...

If her final assignment has her own ideas.

In more than an hour, I ran out of the campus.

Walk to the road.

Hit and killed by a car.

Isn't she going to fail the exam again? !

Listening to the girl's words, Chen Mu sighed, lowered his head, picked up the big rooster on the ground, and the snail on the big rooster, and walked in one direction with ease.

While walking.

He sighed, "Fortunately, it's just a big cock this time..."

"This time? Is there a last time?" The cameraman looked at Chen Mu beside him with some curiosity.

This time.

After realizing that everything that just happened was just scaring myself.

Compared with the person being filmed, he wasn’t as timid as before.

Following Chen Mu, he kept patting the big rooster professionally.

Chen Mu nodded calmly, "Well, it's just that last time, I picked up a yellow cow on campus... In the end, I had to call the school security to help me get it back..."

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"Great, great, great! I thought the school doctor only had to treat illnesses and save lives, but I didn't expect there would be something as outrageous as sending a rooster back to its nest!"

"Doctor Chen: Is this outrageous? This is not the most outrageous thing..."

"Yellow cattle... unless you have an experienced owner, it's really hard to drive them away."

"Although I didn't see that scene, I can already imagine how helpless Dr. Chen must have felt standing on the campus, pulling the ox alone."

"No, can't the farm of the Agricultural College be reinforced a little better? It's not a good thing to let these things run out all the time!"

"I'm from another school's agricultural college. I want to clarify that we have reinforced it very well, but many animals are still alive after all. As long as they are alive, they have their own ideas. Sometimes they really can't be trapped."

"Then why can't we grow some plants? Plants won't run away!"

"Plants can't run away, but they can be eaten by other people's final assignments. Don't ask me how I know this. Last time, my final assignment was eaten by a senior's sheep. I got so angry that I slaughtered her sheep, and then we both failed the course, wuwuwu!!!"

"6666!!!"

"..."

—

"This……"

It was like the camera was looking at the big rooster in Chen Mu’s hand.

Totally unimaginable.

What was the life of this school doctor at Haicheng University like before their program crew came?

I often have to go back to school to see patients late at night.

That's fine.

On the way back to the school hospital after a medical consultation, it was so dark and scary.

I also have to help students pick up all kinds of strange final assignments along the small paths in the campus.

Facing the speechless gaze of the cameraman, Chen Mu couldn't help laughing, "I think it's a bit unbelievable to pick up these things in the middle of the night?"

As he followed the camera, he nodded.

Chen Mu smiled disapprovingly, "What's that? I've picked up even more outrageous things in school."

"Have you heard of money for buying your life?"

He nodded to the cameraman and said, "Some terminally ill patients or their family members throw some money on the ground. If someone picks it up, they can exchange health or bad luck with the person who picked up the money."

"But these are just metaphysical statements that have never been proven."

Speaking of it.

As if unconsciously, I shuddered again during the filming.

There was something unusual in the looks they gave Chen Mu.

He just felt that the campus of Haicheng University was even more gloomy than he had previously imagined.

He asked quietly, "Doctor Chen, in your school, there shouldn't be such things as money for life on the ground, right?"

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"This fragile college student doesn't believe this. If it's true, I'll really have it in my pocket!" "At the end of the month, if you throw some money on the ground, all the fragile college students will be willing to do it."

"If you say I don't believe it, the money is mine!"

"That's true, but a fragile college student can't be so bad, right? Throwing money to save your life in school?"

"I'm from Haicheng University. I really think what Doctor Chen said is a bit exaggerated. I and the people around me have never encountered such a situation of buying life money!"

"I'm also from Haicheng University. Is it possible that... Doctor Chen didn't talk about the money for buying a life. He just used the money for buying a life as an example..."

"Mobile payment has been a little better in recent years. When we were still using paper money a few years ago, if you looked in the bushes at school, you could really see a lot of 500- and 100-yuan bills... and no one dared to pick them up..."

"???"

"So I can't afford a plane ticket home at the end of the year. It's not because Haicheng University is too far away, but because I came to school too late???"

"If we continue along this line of thought, have you become rich, seniors from previous years?"

“No no no!!! That money is too evil, seniors don’t dare to touch it!!!”

"..."

—

Listening to the camera, I heard cautious questioning voices.

Chen Mu smiled and shook his head, then said: "Of course there won't be such things as money for buying lives on the ground in our school."

"That's okay, that's okay..." After talking to the camera, I felt that the campus of Haicheng University was not as gloomy as before.

at this time.

Chen Mu's slightly amused voice sounded again: "However, the things that money on the ground wants to buy may be more terrifying than the money to buy lives for the fragile college students?"

"what?"

The imagination of the photographer comes alive again.

Chen Mu: "That group of guys may have gotten inspiration from the joke about buying money for life. At the end of the semester, they started throwing money on the road. However, what they wanted to buy was not life, but grades..."

"I want to buy the passing score of my alumni."

Like the camera: "Huh?"

He felt that his imagination was quite rich.

But at this moment he.

"It's nothing more than that, since you picked up my money, you have to give me your luck in passing the exam."

"As college students, Kobe and Conan posters at the school gate are the hottest sellers before the end of the semester. So it's probably not surprising that they come up with something like buying cents?"

Follow the camera: “…”

Really.

Isn't that strange?

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"Oh my god! It's a good idea to buy some cents! When the semester is over, I'll throw some away! What if some top student finds it? Then I'll pass the exam, right?!"

"No... on the bullet screen, do you really believe such outrageous statements?"

"Why not? I'm so far from passing anyway. I'll just give it a try if it's a matter of fifty or one hundred!"

"That's right! What's wrong with buying some psychological comfort?"

"To be honest, there seems to be still some time before the end of the semester. If I have time to think about these things, I might as well review early."

"I'm already reviewing early, but what if the review results are not satisfactory? I always have to be prepared for both scenarios."

"Okay, okay! Prepare for both scenarios, one for science, one for metaphysics, right? You guys really understand what it means to prepare for both scenarios!"

"My roommate has gone downstairs to look for his bank card. He plans to study metaphysics from now on. He will go to withdraw cash tomorrow."

"Change your mindset! Friends, if you don't believe this, won't you be able to make a fortune on the university campus tomorrow?"

"Hi! The netizens on the barrage are really smart!"

"Whether I can afford to buy my girlfriend a lipstick this month depends on how much you really want to avoid failing the course!"

"A big reward will always bring about a brave man!"

"..."

—

Chen Mu glanced at the person filming and seemed to be clueless.

He said with a smile: "This is just the beginning. Do you know that in addition to military training, the number of patients in the school hospital will increase at the end of each semester?"

As he followed the camera he shook his head.

Chen Mu said with a smile: "Basically, all the patients who come to the school hospital because of final exams can be divided into two categories."

"One of them is to try every possible way to improve your memory before the exam."

"I bought a bunch of random things online that were said to improve memory, but ended up getting sick from them, so I came to the school hospital for help."

"The worst case was when a person's kidneys were damaged by overeating. Later the school issued new rules for this."

"I just don't know how many of those fragile college students have seriously checked the school rules."

Listen to what Chen Mu said.

The corners of the camera's lips twitched.

That's it? !
Some people also mock the elderly for buying health products online. Isn’t this a similar scam?
Are there people who have gone to college and will be fooled?!
Just listen.

It makes people feel extremely unbelievable.

Under the overly surprised gaze of the cameraman, Chen Mu nodded with a smile and said, "Yes, that's it!"

"If you don't believe me, you can come to the school hospital of Haicheng University at the end of the year. There are similar medical records every year."

"Final exams are always a time for desperate people to try all sorts of methods."

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"Huh? That kind of medicine can actually harm your body?"

"At this moment, a crispy college student is trembling. I really bought it! I really ate it!"

"???"

"When Dr. Chen said that, I just thought it was a joke. Brother, are you serious?"

"I failed two subjects last semester, and I've been having trouble reading lately, so I bought some health supplements online that are said to help me prepare for exams quickly..."

"Okay, I understand. It's not that people buy health supplements when they get old, but that people who buy health supplements are old."

"I thought this type of scam only targeted the elderly, but I didn't expect that vulnerable college students would also..."

"College students are the main victims of telecommunications fraud!"

"I didn't really understand why I was deceived before, but now I think I understand..."

"magic!"

"..."

—

"What about the other one?"

"Besides those who take health supplements, what is the other main type of patients at the end of the term?"

Just like filming, I can hear the director in the headphones that the popularity of the live broadcast room is constantly increasing.

I completely forgot how scary the campus is at night.

The look in his eyes when he looked at Chen Mu was even shining.

The person in front of him now is not just the school doctor of Haicheng University.

It’s still his performance!!!
"Another one..."

Chen Mu recalled it, and the curve of his lips became more helpless, "The other one is even more powerful..."

"When I first came to Haicheng University, the president opened a small corner on the school's official website to let the fragile college students know that there is a place in the school where they can regulate their bodies. It stated that the school doctor of Haicheng University is a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner."

"It was from then on that I got into trouble..."

"Every time the end of the semester is approaching, a group of fragile college students come to the school clinic and knock on the door, asking me if I can prescribe some Chinese medicine to enhance their memory, preferably the kind that can help them avoid failing the exam."

The cameraman said: "Huh?" (End of this chapter)