Merry God in the city

Hearing the "seductive" moans from next door, Mo Xing's forehead was dripping with sweat.Looking at the sandpaper in front of him, his hands couldn't help trembling: "Boss, have you reached the legendary innate state, the vajra does not enter the body and is not broken? No, if you reached the innate state, you would not be squatting here anymore."

Li Ke held his chin with one hand, and rubbed the sandpaper on the wall next to him with the other hand: "Yes, of course I can't reach the innate realm. Oh, but there is no other way, I can only be stubborn." The scalp is used. That’s right, brother. You don’t need to use it. Brother, after I recover, I will go to the supermarket immediately and buy you a pack of high-quality toilet paper.”

Before the words fell, the sound of sandpaper rubbing came from the next door.Then Mo Xing grinned his teeth and said: "No...no need, thank you...Brother. No one has died in life since ancient times...just because there is no toilet paper at the critical moment...Brother, I can get to know you who are so loyal Looks good, I'm willing to die..."

There was a smile on the corner of Li Ke's mouth, but he said in pain: "Brother, don't say that. Brother...It will be fine soon, just wait a moment..."

Mo Xing rubbed against the wall with sandpaper in one hand, propped his chin in the other hand and nodded, "Brother, don't worry, I'll be fine soon too..."

So there was only a sound of "chi la chi la" rubbing in the toilet, but after a long time, no one came out.

Li Ke was puzzled, and said in a low voice: "Brother, you have been here for a long time, and you still haven't recovered?"

"Oh, big brother, diarrhea, it's all rare... plus the cannonball, it's too hard to wipe off." Mo Xing asked with a sneer, "Brother, didn't you just say hurry up?" Are you ready? Why haven't you come out yet?"

"Fuck, this cunning guy." Li Ke cursed fiercely in his heart, but said in his mouth: "I am too. After wiping this side, it flows to that side. After wiping that side, it flows to that side again." This way. It's too troublesome..."

What Li Ke said appeared in Mo Xing's mind, and he almost spit it out.While resisting the urge to feel nauseous, he gritted his teeth and said, "Brother...your technique is really coquettish."

Li Ke's lips trembled a few times, and he said with a dry smile, "There is no brother, you are skilled."

Both of them gave a sinister smile, and then fell into silence again, only the sound of "chi la chi la" rubbing.

After another half day, Mo Xing shook his sore wrist, so he simply threw the sandpaper on the ground and rubbed it with his feet: "Brother, you've been rubbing it for more than half an hour. Don't say it's shit, it's a steel plate It should be worn through too. Brother, when are you going to rub it?"

Li Ke, who was about to fall asleep, opened his eyes in a daze, looked at his hands that were still rubbing the sandpaper habitually, and said with a forced smile: "Brother, you are strong enough. The kung fu at this moment, you have already ground to the bone. ? Did the shit get on your bones?"

Mo Xing yawned for a long time, blinked his eyes and said: "The bone is not scratched, but the hands are almost exhausted." The two sighed at the same time, and suddenly stomped their feet (slapped their hands), shaking the sandpaper. It became powder.Li Ke opened the space storage ring again, and said with a sinister smile: "Now the last trick doesn't work, what do you think?"

Mo Xing rummaged through the weapons in his storage ring, frowned and said, "I can't help it, I can only let the wind dry it?" He was taken aback suddenly, and slowly picked up the finely crafted human skin mask.

Li Ke searched for a long time, but shook his head helplessly.Suddenly, his glasses caught a glimpse of the trash can next to the toilet.The caretaker seemed to be in a hurry, the trash can hadn't been cleaned, and there were two or three strangely colored papers stuck to the bottom.

With a "gurgle", Li Ke's stomach twitched and he almost vomited out.But he still reached out his hand resolutely and picked up the trash can.

"Hey, why isn't the person next door talking? Could it be that you found the paper?" Mo Xing slowly separated the human skin mask and asked, spreading it on his hand.

Li Ke was frothing from the corners of his mouth, his eyes were as big as bells, and carefully took the paper out of the trash can.Hearing Mo Xing's question, he rolled his eyes and said, "No, I just want to sleep. By the way, if you find the paper next door, you can't keep it alone."

While speaking, he slowly opened a piece of paper, and then a mouthful of sour water poured down his throat, which he swallowed abruptly.

"Damn it, it's still a diarrhea...there's no one, can you do it?" Li Ke said depressedly in his heart.

Mo Xing tilted his butt, wiped it slowly and happily, and said, "Don't worry, the next door, I'm not the kind of villain you imagined. By the way, if you find out, you must tell me."

"Don't worry." Li Ke responded casually, and suddenly opened his eyes wide: "Fuck, I finally found out what I did." He almost leaned up to kiss him, and quickly used it: "Neighbor, what's going on with you? It seems Is it the sound of wiping buttocks? Did you discover the paper?"

"No," Mo Xing said hurriedly, "Don't talk about paper, I didn't even see the shadow of paper." He was about to throw the used human skin mask into the trash can, thought for a while, and then Put it in the storage ring. "Neighbor, what I heard just now was the sound of paper, right? It must be the sound of paper, right? Did you find the paper without telling me?"

"How can there be?" Li Ke frowned and threw the second-use paper into the trash can, sticking out his tongue: "Let's not talk about paper, I didn't even see the radicals of the paper. Alas? Are you Are you wearing pants? Why didn’t you find the paper?”

While lifting his pants, Mo Xing frowned and said: "No, let alone the radicals of the paper, I didn't even see his first stroke."

"Idiot, the first stroke of the paper is skimming, right? No, you're wearing a belt, aren't you?"

"No, it's an auditory hallucination, you're an auditory hallucination. Hey, you too... No, why don't you wear your belt again? Right?"

"It's really not, it's really not, don't worry. We have both experienced such tribulations, don't you believe me?"

"I believe it, of course I believe it!" Mo Xing straightened his clothes, pulled out an individual missile launcher from the storage ring, and aimed at the next door: "If that's the case...then you go to die."

There was a loud roar, and the sound of two flushing toilets sounded.After a while, there was a "bang", and the half-collapsed toilet was completely blown to pieces.

The fire blazed into the sky, and the smoke billowed.

Suddenly, two figures shot out from the left and right of the firelight, they were Mo Xing and Li Ke.I saw two people, one carrying a rocket launcher and the other carrying a missile launcher, pressing the button desperately towards each other.

Neither of them were ordinary people. It took no more than two seconds to take out the ammunition from the storage ring, reload and fire it.I saw his two hands turned into a black shadow, and then sprayed missiles whizzing outward in the black shadow.

"Boom boom boom..." The distance between the two was nearly a hundred meters, and none of the hairs were hurt, but they turned the nearby ground upside down.Numerous public facilities were blown to pieces, leaving behind huge pits.

After the two shot at each other for 2 minutes, Mo Xing suddenly misfired.The missile head in his storage ring was used up.Li Ke laughed loudly, took out the last-minute rocket and stuffed it into the launch tube, took aim and shot it out.

Just hearing a "squeak", the rocket rushed forward ten meters with the flames, and fell to the ground and couldn't get up.

Dud?

"Fuck, who the hell gave me the ammunition, I'm going to kill him." Li Ke almost spit out blood.Mo Xing looked up to the sky and laughed loudly, pulled out the six-barreled machine gun and fired.

Li Ke didn't show any weakness either, he threw away the bazooka, took out two submachine guns from the storage ring, and fought back.

The two of them were jumping up and down, left and right like balls, and the bullets flew across, and they barely hit the skin.Just like this, they shot at each other and ran towards the battlefield.

For the two of them, ten miles is equivalent to a [-]-meter sprint for ordinary people.A few minutes later, it flew over the battlefield.Mo Xing threw the machine gun that had run out of bullets at Li Ke, then turned around and ran towards Wu Gang and the others.

On the hillside that was almost flattened by the "perfect exercise" just now, dozens of men in black were fighting lively.The side of the evil dragon is a first-class black tights, while the side of the Secret Service is a uniform black uniform.Under the night, it's really hard to distinguish between friends and foes.

Fortunately, these people are not ordinary people, and their eyes are vicious.

The five teams of the Secret Service were all elite, with a total of more than 20 people.Coupled with Duan Chengtian and Bao Buping, two innate masters, Nielong and the others who were directly suppressed had no temper.

Bao Buping's chain knife exudes a dense golden light, it opens and closes wide, and the knife's aura is vertical and horizontal.Liu Feng and Xiyue joined forces with a total of ten people to be invincible.At the top of the hillside, Duan Chengtian and Wu Gang fought in a dusty scene, which was very lively.Fisting and kicking, but they just didn't see any injuries.

The wind of palms and fists aroused flying dust in the sky.While punching the sheep fist, Wu Gang shouted in a low voice: "Duan Chengtian, what's going on? Where are the people from the five major organizations?"

With a fluttering beard, Duan Chengtian gritted his teeth and said, "It's not that those bastards in the military department are playing tricks. They have to do some sudden drill tonight. They have completely disrupted our plan. We don't know where the five major organizations are hiding now."

"Then let's make a fart," Wu Gang rushed forward with a straight fist, "The five major organizations are not here, when are we going to perform? Just divide up the treasures and withdraw quickly."

Duan Chengtian casually parted Wu Gang's straight fist, frowned and said, "It's over, just now the military department took advantage of the exercise to dig out the treasure, and now it has been handed over to the Ministry of Internal Affairs."

Wu Gang wanted to jump up and swear, he glared at Duan Chengtian and said, "We have traveled around Beijing at our own expense together? Damn, Duan Chengtian, you don't play with people like that. Are you planning to stop the plan back then?"

Duan Chengtian's face was ashen, and he said in a low voice: "Junior Brother, don't misunderstand. This is someone inside who is making trouble. Now the time is urgent, and I don't have time to explain it to you in detail. How about this, you lead your people to evacuate first, and I will definitely do it in the future." I'll give you an explanation."

"Explain? Hmph," Wu Gang snorted coldly, and slammed Duan Chengtian's palms together before flying back more than ten meters.Turning around and pushing Bao Buping away with a palm, he roared: "The wind is tight, get out!"

Mo Xing, who had just rushed over, stopped suddenly again, turned his head and ran backwards, and almost collided with Li Ke, who came behind him.

At this moment, bursts of arrogant laughter came from all directions.Suddenly, the space around the hillside collapsed, just like a piece of paper was torn into countless pieces.

Then behind the shattered space, there is still the original scenery, but there is a circle of people around.

"Five major organizations?" Wu Gang took a breath of cool air, and suddenly shouted angrily: "Grand Elder, you ordered us to meet up. But you are late, what do you mean?"

Holding a black wooden stick, the scrawny elder smiled and said loudly, "Master, I'm sorry for keeping you waiting. But if it wasn't like this, how could you find out your relationship with the Secret Service?"

"Fuck, this old fox." Wu Gang and Duan Chengtian cursed in their hearts at the same time.

A thin old man dressed in a black kimono with a bun on his head held the handle of the knife and said in a deep voice, "It seems that you have a good relationship with the Secret Service, and there have been no casualties so far."

Wu Gang sneered: "Hey, the Secret Service has more people than us, and there are two innate masters. It's no good, why should we work hard. Old guy, are you from Sakura? Where's Kameda?"