Merry God in the city
Chapter 250 Fart God Ass Ghost
Oops, it's finally 250.
You are only 250, and your whole family is 250. Who dares to say that and hack you to death!
※※※"Stupid gorilla, do you think you look awesome now? I've never heard of Le Ji Sheng Bei Ting, curse you, draw a circle and curse you!" Mo Xing's entire face was distorted into one Group, the saliva stars flew across and roared.
"Curse? You are a curse, come, come a curse..." Li Ke laughed indifferently.Suddenly his face changed, and he spit out on the ground: "Ugh... Laughing too loudly, I inhaled too much stench. Umm... I couldn't bear it, so I just spit it out..."
With a "click", Cheng Kai abruptly bit the cigarette into two pieces, rushed over and grabbed the gas mask on Li Ke's head and pulled it down hard: "You idiot Li, you are still wearing a gas mask on your face. Spit it out. Don't you want to suffocate and drown in your own vomit?"
"Captain Cheng, get out of the way, and I'll help you take it off." Sun Ning smiled lightly, and the [-]cm thick cannon in his hand shone terrifyingly in the sunlight.
"Aren't you helping me? Are you trying to kill someone?" Cheng Kai yelled, "And isn't your weapon a bazooka? When did you change it to such a thick cannon?"
"Hey? Recently, when Chu Xuan appeared on the stage, he deliberately upgraded the weapons of our Secret Service Bureau. Didn't Captain Cheng know?" Sun Ning asked in surprise.
"Bastard, how would I know? The idiot with the glasses didn't write it down. Besides, it's not just that I don't know, I'm afraid everyone doesn't know, right?" Cheng Kai pulled out his two guns and waved. , "Why is my weapon not upgraded?"
"..." Cheng Kai looked at the silver-white gun muzzle the size of a fist, and the blue gun body, and couldn't help opening his mouth: "Bastard, is this an upgrade? It has been upgraded from a normal qi burst bullet pistol Is it a high-energy particle pistol? What’s the matter? The last chapter obviously didn’t explain it. Besides, how can there be such an easy upgrade, has that idiot with glasses ever learned the law of the protagonist’s upgrade?”
"Okay, now that it's like this, don't complain. The key now is to rescue Li Tou, I think he has started to roll his eyes." A red light flashed, and the gas mask on Li Ke's face instantly melted Made several pieces and fell to the ground.Tian Yuan smiled coldly, and with a touch, the long sword emitting red light shrank into a flashlight, and he put it back into the storage ring.
"...Hey, hey, hey," Cheng Kai's eyes twitched a few times, and he looked at Tian Yuan in horror, "That was a lightsaber just now, right? It must be the lightsaber in Star Wars, right? Is the cold weapon upgraded to a high-energy laser sword? What kind of upgrade is that, it’s simply a shotgun replacement, and the upgrade is too fast, isn’t it?”
Li Ke lay on the ground and coughed violently. After a long time, he suddenly spit out an apple core, pulled out a long knife and roared: "Damn it, Mo Xing, I want to fight you desperately."
"Litou, you should wipe your face clean before you go all out. Your face is covered with vomit." Cheng Kai took out a tissue and threw it to Li Ke, then lit a cigarette and said, "And why is Dudu Li Tou's weapon hasn't been upgraded? Did Chu Xuan forget?"
"Well... According to the setting, it seems that recently some readers have complained that the overall strength of our secret service members is too weak except for the chief and deputy chief. What about the opponent. So Glasses entrusted Chu Xuan to upgrade our weapons in desperation, so as to improve our overall strength." Sun Ning flipped through the script and said.
Cheng Kai puffed out the cigarette and yelled at Sun Ning, "Bastard, even if you level up, there is no way to improve. It's too irresponsible to understate the strength of hundreds of people with just a thousand words." ? At least some kind of plot should be set, so as to explain something to the readers.”
"Uh...it's like this. If you write any extra plots, you will be scolded by the readers and drag the word count, so just explain it in a sloppy way." Sun Ning threw the script aside and shrugged, "Anyway. Our strengths and weaknesses are all controlled by the glasses, so it doesn’t matter if we upgrade or not.”
"Hey, this book is hopeless." Cheng Kai covered his forehead helplessly.
Li Ke carefully wiped the frangipani off his cheeks, gritted his teeth and said, "In the last chapter, I managed to suppress Mo Xing in the limelight, but I never thought that the next chapter would write me so badly in just 200 characters at the beginning. Damn it, I have no enmity with the author, right? With such an image, how can I date my little sister in the future."
"You, a man with a family, can't pick up girls, right?" Cheng Kai trembled angrily, "Besides, when did you suppress that bastard Mo Xing? Why didn't I see it?"
"You guys are complaining to each other like this, the word count of this chapter is going to be two thousand. Be careful if readers get angry and don't subscribe, let's go drink Northwest Wind together." Sun Ning coughed dryly, and said lightly: "By the way, I hope everyone supports Genuine, come to subscribe at 17k. Readers who insist on subscribing will receive a set of inflatable dolls signed by glasses on the 32nd at the end of this year. As for those who do not subscribe...be careful to meet the lovely Mr. Fang Qiuping. "
"Curse, it's definitely the most vicious curse." Cheng Kai's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and the corners of his mouth twitched wildly, "And the last day of this year is the 31st, where is the 32nd? What if some readers are serious? It would be troublesome to be sued for fraud. Also, isn’t there too many words in this chapter?”
"Hmph," Fang Qiuping sneered, looked at Mo Xing and said, "It's really extraordinary to be able to smoke me out. Could this be the strength of the leading actor? Hmph, I'm not convinced, let you Have a taste of my strength?"
"Who is afraid of whom? The moment the door opens behind you, the Evil God Sword in my hand will explode your chrysanthemum." Mo Xing directly showed the Evil God Sword and shouted unceremoniously.
"Hey, Li Tou, the two large-scale biological and chemical weapons seem to be about to explode. I think we should retreat first. After Chu Xuan has prepared the equipment to disperse the poison, it will not be too late for us to fight in. "Tian Yuan's cheeks twitched a few times, and he said in a low voice.
"Go out quietly, don't shoot anyone!" Li Ke also changed his face greatly, nodded slightly, and immediately everyone in the Secret Service stepped back cautiously.
Suddenly, a ten-meter-high sword slashed heavily on the ground, instantly cutting a building opposite in two.Holding a samurai sword in his hand, Toyama shouted angrily, "That woman has come out now, please die."
"Cut!" Ying Wu covered the wound on his shoulder, the colorful sword in his hand exuded a dazzling white glow, and snorted coldly, "I wanted to hide from the limelight in that guy Mo Xing's lair, but unexpectedly, two troublesome people came guy."
"Thousands of people beheaded, kill!"
With Toyama's angry shout, cherry blossoms danced all over the sky.Countless saber qi criss-crossed, enveloping Ying Wu with the falling crimson-eyed cherry blossoms.With a flash of figure, Ying Wu immediately escaped from the encirclement net of saber air.
Immediately, figures flickered in mid-air, and the sound of countless "clinking" weapons rang out.
"The two groups of people here didn't say anything at all, they just started fighting." Cheng Kai looked at Ying Wu and Fu Shan who were fighting inextricably for a while, and frowned, "Li Tou, let's take care of it?"
"Don't worry, Fang Qiuping's poisonous gas has a killing range of 1000 meters. If it floats with the wind, it can cover half of Liaocheng City. If you are in the mood to care about the life and death of the little devil, you might as well worry about escaping from the danger zone as soon as possible. Right." Li Ke didn't even know what to do, puffs of smoke rose from behind his buttocks, and disappeared without a trace in a blink of an eye.
"The trash from the Secret Service escaped? It's just right, and it will save me a lot of trouble." Huo Yunshen glanced at Mo Xing, cautiously shrouded his whole body in raging flames, and said in a low voice, "Stinky fart, do it!" , and let this kid know who is the real god of stinky farts."
"Is there still a fight? Of course it's me... vomit..." Before he could finish speaking, Fang Chouping suddenly squatted on the ground and vomited, "Well, damn it, this guy is so good. I At most, it will stop other people from breathing and suffocate to death. But this guy can make others vomit... Could it be, does he want to starve others to death?"
"Wahhaha, no matter what I say, I am also a majestic evil spirit. How can I have such a vicious purpose. At most, I will let you go to my place to eat when you are hungry." Mo Xing laughed triumphantly.
"You idiot, you run a bar, even if you're hungry, you won't come here to eat." Huoyunshen said sternly, "And you are an idiot, and you claim to be a fart that shocked the world, but you were beaten by others." The fart is put down. Bastard, stop bragging in front of me in the future. If you want to save face, get rid of this kid first."
Fang Qiuping's face was livid, and he covered his mouth and moaned: "But Lao Huo, it's not that I'm on strike, but that the smell is really... awesome. Lao Huo, your whole body is shrouded in flames, and the smell is covered by the flames. It has been filtered. If you have a taste, you can also smell it."
"I'm an idiot. I knew it was a deadly thing, but I went out to smell it. Didn't I become as stupid as you?" Huo Yunshen snorted coldly, looked at Mo Xing and said, "It seems that this time I can only I did it alone."
"It seems to be like this, Lao Huo, you can stand alone for a while first. I will help you in a while." Fang Chouping's face was already as white as edible salt, and he struggled back a dozen times step.
Huo Yunshen moved his joints and said with a sneer, "No need, when you recover, I've already burned this guy to ashes..."
"boom!"
A crystal lotus flower of ice cubes suddenly bloomed on his face, and even the raging flames on his body couldn't melt the ice flower.Huo Yunshen crushed the ice flower with one punch, and said in a low voice, "Who is it?"
Monkey walked out of the bar slowly with a giant silver gun taller than himself and thicker than his waist, and sneered, "Laser freezing gun, old guy, I want to see how many shots you can last?"
"I don't have any fear of that kind of thing." Huo Yunshen stretched out his hands, and immediately magma that was ten times hotter than before burst out from the ground and shot into the air.He formed a red dragon with raging flames and rushed towards the monkey.
The monkey sneered disdainfully, turned on the firearm to the maximum, and then fired three shots at the dragon with "bang bang bang".
In an instant, an icicle soared into the sky, expanding its range by more than 20 meters in an instant, and freezing the nearby houses in it.
Mo Xing rubbed his nose, looked at the monkey in amazement and said, "Why are you alright hiding in the bar just now? And those troublesome aunts upstairs, how are you doing now?"
You are only 250, and your whole family is 250. Who dares to say that and hack you to death!
※※※"Stupid gorilla, do you think you look awesome now? I've never heard of Le Ji Sheng Bei Ting, curse you, draw a circle and curse you!" Mo Xing's entire face was distorted into one Group, the saliva stars flew across and roared.
"Curse? You are a curse, come, come a curse..." Li Ke laughed indifferently.Suddenly his face changed, and he spit out on the ground: "Ugh... Laughing too loudly, I inhaled too much stench. Umm... I couldn't bear it, so I just spit it out..."
With a "click", Cheng Kai abruptly bit the cigarette into two pieces, rushed over and grabbed the gas mask on Li Ke's head and pulled it down hard: "You idiot Li, you are still wearing a gas mask on your face. Spit it out. Don't you want to suffocate and drown in your own vomit?"
"Captain Cheng, get out of the way, and I'll help you take it off." Sun Ning smiled lightly, and the [-]cm thick cannon in his hand shone terrifyingly in the sunlight.
"Aren't you helping me? Are you trying to kill someone?" Cheng Kai yelled, "And isn't your weapon a bazooka? When did you change it to such a thick cannon?"
"Hey? Recently, when Chu Xuan appeared on the stage, he deliberately upgraded the weapons of our Secret Service Bureau. Didn't Captain Cheng know?" Sun Ning asked in surprise.
"Bastard, how would I know? The idiot with the glasses didn't write it down. Besides, it's not just that I don't know, I'm afraid everyone doesn't know, right?" Cheng Kai pulled out his two guns and waved. , "Why is my weapon not upgraded?"
"..." Cheng Kai looked at the silver-white gun muzzle the size of a fist, and the blue gun body, and couldn't help opening his mouth: "Bastard, is this an upgrade? It has been upgraded from a normal qi burst bullet pistol Is it a high-energy particle pistol? What’s the matter? The last chapter obviously didn’t explain it. Besides, how can there be such an easy upgrade, has that idiot with glasses ever learned the law of the protagonist’s upgrade?”
"Okay, now that it's like this, don't complain. The key now is to rescue Li Tou, I think he has started to roll his eyes." A red light flashed, and the gas mask on Li Ke's face instantly melted Made several pieces and fell to the ground.Tian Yuan smiled coldly, and with a touch, the long sword emitting red light shrank into a flashlight, and he put it back into the storage ring.
"...Hey, hey, hey," Cheng Kai's eyes twitched a few times, and he looked at Tian Yuan in horror, "That was a lightsaber just now, right? It must be the lightsaber in Star Wars, right? Is the cold weapon upgraded to a high-energy laser sword? What kind of upgrade is that, it’s simply a shotgun replacement, and the upgrade is too fast, isn’t it?”
Li Ke lay on the ground and coughed violently. After a long time, he suddenly spit out an apple core, pulled out a long knife and roared: "Damn it, Mo Xing, I want to fight you desperately."
"Litou, you should wipe your face clean before you go all out. Your face is covered with vomit." Cheng Kai took out a tissue and threw it to Li Ke, then lit a cigarette and said, "And why is Dudu Li Tou's weapon hasn't been upgraded? Did Chu Xuan forget?"
"Well... According to the setting, it seems that recently some readers have complained that the overall strength of our secret service members is too weak except for the chief and deputy chief. What about the opponent. So Glasses entrusted Chu Xuan to upgrade our weapons in desperation, so as to improve our overall strength." Sun Ning flipped through the script and said.
Cheng Kai puffed out the cigarette and yelled at Sun Ning, "Bastard, even if you level up, there is no way to improve. It's too irresponsible to understate the strength of hundreds of people with just a thousand words." ? At least some kind of plot should be set, so as to explain something to the readers.”
"Uh...it's like this. If you write any extra plots, you will be scolded by the readers and drag the word count, so just explain it in a sloppy way." Sun Ning threw the script aside and shrugged, "Anyway. Our strengths and weaknesses are all controlled by the glasses, so it doesn’t matter if we upgrade or not.”
"Hey, this book is hopeless." Cheng Kai covered his forehead helplessly.
Li Ke carefully wiped the frangipani off his cheeks, gritted his teeth and said, "In the last chapter, I managed to suppress Mo Xing in the limelight, but I never thought that the next chapter would write me so badly in just 200 characters at the beginning. Damn it, I have no enmity with the author, right? With such an image, how can I date my little sister in the future."
"You, a man with a family, can't pick up girls, right?" Cheng Kai trembled angrily, "Besides, when did you suppress that bastard Mo Xing? Why didn't I see it?"
"You guys are complaining to each other like this, the word count of this chapter is going to be two thousand. Be careful if readers get angry and don't subscribe, let's go drink Northwest Wind together." Sun Ning coughed dryly, and said lightly: "By the way, I hope everyone supports Genuine, come to subscribe at 17k. Readers who insist on subscribing will receive a set of inflatable dolls signed by glasses on the 32nd at the end of this year. As for those who do not subscribe...be careful to meet the lovely Mr. Fang Qiuping. "
"Curse, it's definitely the most vicious curse." Cheng Kai's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and the corners of his mouth twitched wildly, "And the last day of this year is the 31st, where is the 32nd? What if some readers are serious? It would be troublesome to be sued for fraud. Also, isn’t there too many words in this chapter?”
"Hmph," Fang Qiuping sneered, looked at Mo Xing and said, "It's really extraordinary to be able to smoke me out. Could this be the strength of the leading actor? Hmph, I'm not convinced, let you Have a taste of my strength?"
"Who is afraid of whom? The moment the door opens behind you, the Evil God Sword in my hand will explode your chrysanthemum." Mo Xing directly showed the Evil God Sword and shouted unceremoniously.
"Hey, Li Tou, the two large-scale biological and chemical weapons seem to be about to explode. I think we should retreat first. After Chu Xuan has prepared the equipment to disperse the poison, it will not be too late for us to fight in. "Tian Yuan's cheeks twitched a few times, and he said in a low voice.
"Go out quietly, don't shoot anyone!" Li Ke also changed his face greatly, nodded slightly, and immediately everyone in the Secret Service stepped back cautiously.
Suddenly, a ten-meter-high sword slashed heavily on the ground, instantly cutting a building opposite in two.Holding a samurai sword in his hand, Toyama shouted angrily, "That woman has come out now, please die."
"Cut!" Ying Wu covered the wound on his shoulder, the colorful sword in his hand exuded a dazzling white glow, and snorted coldly, "I wanted to hide from the limelight in that guy Mo Xing's lair, but unexpectedly, two troublesome people came guy."
"Thousands of people beheaded, kill!"
With Toyama's angry shout, cherry blossoms danced all over the sky.Countless saber qi criss-crossed, enveloping Ying Wu with the falling crimson-eyed cherry blossoms.With a flash of figure, Ying Wu immediately escaped from the encirclement net of saber air.
Immediately, figures flickered in mid-air, and the sound of countless "clinking" weapons rang out.
"The two groups of people here didn't say anything at all, they just started fighting." Cheng Kai looked at Ying Wu and Fu Shan who were fighting inextricably for a while, and frowned, "Li Tou, let's take care of it?"
"Don't worry, Fang Qiuping's poisonous gas has a killing range of 1000 meters. If it floats with the wind, it can cover half of Liaocheng City. If you are in the mood to care about the life and death of the little devil, you might as well worry about escaping from the danger zone as soon as possible. Right." Li Ke didn't even know what to do, puffs of smoke rose from behind his buttocks, and disappeared without a trace in a blink of an eye.
"The trash from the Secret Service escaped? It's just right, and it will save me a lot of trouble." Huo Yunshen glanced at Mo Xing, cautiously shrouded his whole body in raging flames, and said in a low voice, "Stinky fart, do it!" , and let this kid know who is the real god of stinky farts."
"Is there still a fight? Of course it's me... vomit..." Before he could finish speaking, Fang Chouping suddenly squatted on the ground and vomited, "Well, damn it, this guy is so good. I At most, it will stop other people from breathing and suffocate to death. But this guy can make others vomit... Could it be, does he want to starve others to death?"
"Wahhaha, no matter what I say, I am also a majestic evil spirit. How can I have such a vicious purpose. At most, I will let you go to my place to eat when you are hungry." Mo Xing laughed triumphantly.
"You idiot, you run a bar, even if you're hungry, you won't come here to eat." Huoyunshen said sternly, "And you are an idiot, and you claim to be a fart that shocked the world, but you were beaten by others." The fart is put down. Bastard, stop bragging in front of me in the future. If you want to save face, get rid of this kid first."
Fang Qiuping's face was livid, and he covered his mouth and moaned: "But Lao Huo, it's not that I'm on strike, but that the smell is really... awesome. Lao Huo, your whole body is shrouded in flames, and the smell is covered by the flames. It has been filtered. If you have a taste, you can also smell it."
"I'm an idiot. I knew it was a deadly thing, but I went out to smell it. Didn't I become as stupid as you?" Huo Yunshen snorted coldly, looked at Mo Xing and said, "It seems that this time I can only I did it alone."
"It seems to be like this, Lao Huo, you can stand alone for a while first. I will help you in a while." Fang Chouping's face was already as white as edible salt, and he struggled back a dozen times step.
Huo Yunshen moved his joints and said with a sneer, "No need, when you recover, I've already burned this guy to ashes..."
"boom!"
A crystal lotus flower of ice cubes suddenly bloomed on his face, and even the raging flames on his body couldn't melt the ice flower.Huo Yunshen crushed the ice flower with one punch, and said in a low voice, "Who is it?"
Monkey walked out of the bar slowly with a giant silver gun taller than himself and thicker than his waist, and sneered, "Laser freezing gun, old guy, I want to see how many shots you can last?"
"I don't have any fear of that kind of thing." Huo Yunshen stretched out his hands, and immediately magma that was ten times hotter than before burst out from the ground and shot into the air.He formed a red dragon with raging flames and rushed towards the monkey.
The monkey sneered disdainfully, turned on the firearm to the maximum, and then fired three shots at the dragon with "bang bang bang".
In an instant, an icicle soared into the sky, expanding its range by more than 20 meters in an instant, and freezing the nearby houses in it.
Mo Xing rubbed his nose, looked at the monkey in amazement and said, "Why are you alright hiding in the bar just now? And those troublesome aunts upstairs, how are you doing now?"
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