Merry God in the city

"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, wake up!"

The monkey opened his eyes again, and a pair of big eyes just stuck in front of him, but he was startled.Seeing that the monkey woke up, Wenwen smiled, shook the monkey's shoulder and said, "Brother Monkey, didn't you promise me today that you would take me to the playground?"

The monkey collected himself and said, "Wenwen, where's Boss Mo?"

"Brother Mo Xing went shopping with Sister Lin and Sister Xiao, leaving Wenwen alone, feeling so boring." Wenwen said with a small mouth.

The monkey sat up abruptly and looked at himself.His dirty shirt with blood written on it had been replaced with clean pajamas, he tried hard to recall what Chu Xuan had said to him, then took out his mobile phone and called Mo Xing.After a while, Mo Xing's voice sounded: "Hey, monkey, did you wake up from the beauty? Haha, it's Sunday, I'm going shopping with the beauty, so don't try to be lazy."

"Boss, I have something urgent to discuss with Chu Xuan, do you know where he is now?" Monkey frowned.

"Look for Chu Xuan, he should be at the secret service headquarters now."

"What is he going back to the Secret Service headquarters for? Isn't the Secret Service already occupied by Gu Ya and the others?" Monkey asked.

Mo Xing said with a smile: "Yesterday, Gu Ya and the others have already evacuated the Secret Service. Chu Xuan, the head of the Intelligence Department of the Secret Service, will naturally go back. You should know about this, are you drunk again?"

The monkey gritted his teeth and said, "Then boss, do you know the address of the headquarters of the Secret Service?" Yin smiled and said, "You are so anxious to find Chu Xuan, do you have an affair?... Oops!" Before the monkey started spraying, Mo Xing screamed: "Honey, I'm just Just kidding, don't be angry..."

Monkey rolled his eyes weakly and said, "Then give me Chu Xuan's phone number, I have something to talk to him about."

"The phone number is..." Mo Xing said a series of numbers, "Okay, you two go and have a private conversation. I still want to be a coolie and go shopping with the beauties."

Monkey shook his head, hung up the phone, looked at the pitiful Wenwen sitting beside him, and said with a wry smile, "Wenwen, you are good. After I finish this call, I will accompany you, okay?"

Wenwen nodded, then suddenly stood up and jumped out of the bedroom, saying, "Then I'll make breakfast first."

"This little girl can actually cook breakfast?" Monkey smiled wryly, and dialed Chu Xuan's phone.After a while, Chu Xuan's characteristic faint voice sounded: "Hey, monkey, what do you want from me?"

"skm51...s...what the hell, anyway, a series of numbers and letters, do you understand?" the monkey stammered, "you understand what I just said, right?"

Chu Xuan's voice remained unchanged: "Are you drunk? Let's talk about it after you sober up."

"No, you wait. Your father set a top-secret password with you before he was alive, which is used for the two of you to communicate. After your father passed away, you haven't told anyone this password. But I know...uh... The first part of that password is skm5. I didn’t remember it later, I forgot it.” The monkey shouted hastily, “You are so smart, you should hear that I am awake now.”

Chu Xuan was silent for a moment, then said in a deep voice, "This line is not safe, I'll call you from another line."

The monkey breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then you'd better hurry up." Hearing that the other party hung up the phone, he lay powerlessly on the bed.After a while, Chu Xuan finally called.The monkey frowned and said, "What's going on? Why are you calling now?"

Chu Xuan said in a deep voice: "Just now there was an explosion in the office of the chief of the Secret Service, and Li Ke died! I was going to deal with the scene just now, so I was delayed for some time."

The monkey's eyes darkened, and he almost fainted. He said weakly, "It's started again."

"What started?" Chu Xuan said, "And how did you know the password? You just called, and Li Ke died. There must be a connection. That's why I put the scene aside, and You call."

The monkey gritted his teeth and said: "There is no time, Chu Xuan, I can't explain to you, I can only tell you the matter, you can only give me some guesses. We have died three times, this is the fourth time. Once you tell me that password, let me tell you so as to gain your trust. Unfortunately, the real time is running out...In short, we will die one after another, and then we will fall into reincarnation after everyone dies. And I'm the only one who stays awake..."

Before the voice fell, there was a piercing beeping sound from the earphone, and then there was a "beep beep" disconnection sound.

The phone fell weakly, and the monkey suddenly punched a hole in the bed.Suddenly he picked up the phone again and called Mo Xing: "Hey, boss, don't talk, listen to me... Li Ke and Chu Xuan are dead, and you are going to die soon. Although I know As long as everyone dies, they will fall into reincarnation, but I still don't want to see your death. Wear your woman, inform all your friends, let them escape. Hide far away, the more concealed and safe the better, In short, distance yourself from death. Don't worry, I will take good care of him, Wenwen."

Mo Xing on the other side didn't make a sound. After a long time, a woman's crying voice came: "Monkey...Mo Xing, Mo Xing...in order to save Xiao Min, he was hit by a car and died!"

With a "click", the phone shattered into pieces.Monkey smiled dully: "Runned to death by a car? Boss, you're really fucking aggrieved by your death this time."

"Brother Monkey, it's time for breakfast." Suddenly, Wen Wen walked in with a tray and said with a smile, "Fried eggs, do you like it?"

Looking at the egg, which was no different from coke, the monkey forced a smile.Suddenly he was taken aback, frowned and said, "Wenwen, have you turned off the gas?"

Wenwen was stunned. At this moment, the mobile phone fragments that fell on the bed emitted a weak electric arc, and then the whole room exploded.

※※※ Putting away the phone, the monkey said to Chu Xuan: "This is the audio I recorded just after waking up, I just hope you don't talk nonsense and go straight to the point. Well, I just remembered those few top secret passwords of yours. Numbers, but you have to trust me, everything I say is true."

Chu Xuan took Houzi's cell phone, listened to it again, and said with a frown, "You mean, the last time I died, I told you this password, so that I believe what you said now."

"Not the last time, but the third time I experienced it. Then the fourth time, the fifth time until the eighth time I was not able to see you, or have time to explain the situation. This time, I don't know if I can last It will take longer." The monkey sighed.

Chu Xuan looked around and said lightly, "It seems that you are very lucky this time."

"That's right, I'm very lucky. I didn't expect that I would be in the inner prison of the Secret Service." The monkey looked at the walls made of special glass and nodded. "This does increase some security, but it's not safe, so Let's talk less nonsense." He raised his hand, frowned and said, "Before I do it again, I still want to confirm that I really sexually harassed the niece of the great-granddaughter of old Chief Bao Buping?"

Chu Xuan nodded: "Otherwise, how do you think you got in? And Mo Xing didn't care about you." "Damn, this time I'm an idiot with sperm and brains." Monkey shook his head helplessly and said, "Okay Alright, let's get down to business."

Chu Xuan picked up the water glass and was about to take a sip of water, when the monkey hurriedly said: "Slow down, the fifth time you choked to death." Chu Xuan was stunned, put down the water glass and said, "How can I die like this?"

"Uh... the eighth time you were drinking water that was poisoned." The monkey shrugged.

Chu Xuan exhaled lightly, pushed a pen and a stack of paper in front of the monkey and said, "Write down the characteristics of reincarnation you summarized."

The monkey smiled wryly: "I told you how slow it is to write, and then you can give me a solution."

"Do you think I'm a god? Any successful decision-making is based on rich intelligence and data. Just talking about it won't solve anything. Besides, what people write is far better than talking about it." It is more thoughtful and organized when you come out, and it can help you sort out the ins and outs of the whole thing." Chu Xuan said in a deep voice, "I don't want you to write for me, but for yourself."

"I just went through this whole thing, and it's useful to write it for myself. I don't have a brain as powerful as yours." The monkey roared a little excitedly.

"Calm down, monkey, calm down!" Chu Xuan slapped the table hard, and said in a deep voice, "Don't forget, among all of us, you are the only one who has accumulated experience over and over again, and you are as if you are immortal .Let me tell you, a pig that has lived for 300 years, no matter how stupid it is, is much smarter than a human who has lived for 50 years. If you can’t solve it once, then wait for the next time, sooner or later you will definitely solve it all yourself of..."

Chu Xuan opened his mouth, but was suddenly speechless.The monkey was taken aback for a moment, then hurriedly supported him, and asked anxiously, "What's wrong?"

"There is a problem with my heart." Chu Xuan covered his heart and said in a deep voice, "The right atrium has stopped working, and now I have lost feeling in my left thigh, and my brain will be paralyzed in ten seconds...Monkey , I completely believe what you said now. Remember, believe in yourself, and next time, ask me for all the passwords first, so as to save trouble..."

Before he finished speaking, Chu Xuan rolled his eyes, and fell limply into the monkey's arms.

The siren blared, and a dozen black-armored soldiers rushed in with huge guns, pointing at the monkey and yelling.The monkey stared blankly at Chu Xuan. After a long time, he seemed to have made up his mind. He gently placed Chu Xuan's body on the ground, and then rushed towards the soldiers.

"Bang bang bang..." The gunshot rang out, and the monkey's body was torn into pieces by the powerful bullets.

※※※"The tenth time!"

The monkey scribbled down the numbers on the paper, then frowned and thought about it all.His mobile phone had been shattered into pieces and scattered all over the place, but now he left without saying goodbye to Mo Xing and the others, and hid in a dilapidated small hotel.The purpose is to hope that no one will bother him, so that he can feel at ease to echo all this.

"Can I only rely on myself this time?" Monkey smiled wryly, "I'm really afraid of messing up such an important matter. But it's okay, if it's messed up, we can start from scratch, right? Is it?" Suddenly there was a dog barking outside, the monkey looked at the window, gritted his teeth and said, "Brother Xing, Chu Xuan, everyone, this time I will take care of everything."

"1. Reincarnation ends when I die, and then I wake up. The background plot and the way everyone dies are different." The monkey thought for a while and then wrote, "2. The death of the first person marks At the beginning, I haven't seen any pattern of death No.1. But except for the ninth time I was trapped in the secret service prison, I was the last one to die. So in theory, as long as I don't die, or other people don't die, then Reincarnation will not begin."

"3..."

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and the monkey frowned, "Who?"

"Bringing boiled water." The voice of the proprietress of the hotel came from the door.The monkey listened carefully, sneered, and raised his voice, "Just put the water at the door."

"...Okay!" Hearing the sound of high-heeled shoes outside the door gradually leaving, the monkey took out his pistol and aimed at the door, and wrote on the paper with the other hand, "3. Supernatural powers and innate qi are useless. Even a pervert like Brother Xing will stumble and fall to his death from the stairs..."

"Bang bang bang..." He fired three shots in a row, and the entire door was turned into a pile of debris.There was a burst of exclamation outside the door: "Damn it, he has a gun, be careful!"

"Damn it, who sent the news that he's unarmed. Where's the sniper? Get in position!"

Listening to the hurried footsteps outside, the monkey smiled wryly. It seemed that it was the police who came this time.But damn it, why did the police follow him?It doesn't matter, anyway, one kills one person, one pair kills two pairs, as long as it can last.

The monkey's heart suddenly sank heavily. Since his own death was approaching, it meant that the others were already dead.

"4. The background and time of reincarnation have not been figured out so far, but so far, it's all after everyone got acquainted..." The monkey fired at the wall, and the terrifying power directly penetrated the brick wall. Blast the heads of the police outside one by one.But he still kept it in his hands, "I have only experienced ten reincarnations, and I am afraid it will take some time to figure out a certain pattern..."

The police outside had already been beaten, and the captain of the criminal police team went upstairs with a sniper rifle, but was shot down by the monkey's perverted marksmanship.Only then did the police realize that the criminals inside were not something they could deal with, so they hurriedly reported to their superiors, hoping that the army could support a group of sharpshooters.

"5..." The monkey suddenly hammered his head, gnashed his teeth and said, "Think about it, bastard, think about it, is there any other special feature?" With the next move, the gun fired immediately, and the bullet directly punched a hole in the roof.

The monkey looked at his pistol and murmured: "Do you want to kill me?" Suddenly there was a groan from the roof, and suddenly the whole house collapsed, hitting him hard on the ground.

Several policemen who wanted to sneak past the roof stood up from the rubble in pain, looked left and right, and raised their voices: "Look for it quickly, won't that pervert just be smashed to death like this?"

A policeman picked up a piece of paper on the ground, looked at the content, frowned and said, "Give this thing to the Appraisal Division to see if it is a code word. Damn it, the leader of the pyramid scheme also carries a gun. There is no way to mix it up in this world." gone."

At this moment, another policeman came over and said in a low voice: "Stop talking nonsense, we caught the wrong person. The leader of the pyramid scheme is not in this hotel, but it is a big fish caught by mistake, so you just Stop making noise."

The policeman shrank his neck and sighed, "It's bad luck for this guy!"

※※※ "No. 15 times!"

The bloodshot monkey stared at the paper in front of him, thinking hard, "Damn it, why can't you think of the fifth point?"

Chu Xuan, who was driving beside him, said in a deep voice: "Since you have recorded several times before, can't you think of a way to bring the records into this reincarnation?"

"Yes," the monkey was taken aback, and hurriedly wrote, "5, no matter what I carried with me in the last reincarnation, when I wake up in the next reincarnation, all items will definitely be refreshed. Whether it is specially prepared mobile phone paper , even the numbers engraved on the body, and the plastic pieces eaten into the stomach, all disappeared without a trace." The monkey exhaled, turned to look at Chu Xuan and said, "So I said, your brains are better."

"But we lack the most needed thing - experience. With experience, human beings will learn lessons and progress and develop. The development of human society as a whole is the process of accumulating experience." Chu Xuan said lightly, "Then