China Entertainment: I have been a director since 05

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At the end of September 2012, it was supposed to be just an ordinary movie premiere.

Within three days after the premiere, it caused a huge wave in the entertainment industry.

Guan Ling joined the game alone and angrily criticized Huayu.

Brother Chen Kai couldn't hold on for two hours and surrendered directly, announcing that he would join hands with Guan Ling to deal with the follow-up of the bad movie "The Promise" that was shot that year, and invest in a new generation of blockbuster "The Promise Artist".

Although Chen Kaige did not speak during the whole process,

But everyone knows that this is a token of surrender.

Although everyone knows that Koreans are tough in words, Brother Chen Kai is actually quite tough too.

I can pry Chen Kai's mouth soft...

Unbelievable.

For the industry, this explosion caused a huge sensation, but until three days later, no one had come out to respond.

Zhang Yimou didn’t.

Feng Xiaogang didn’t.

The most important thing is that even those people in the Hong Kong circle didn’t say anything.

Needless to say, Tsui Hark now has a very close relationship with Guan Ling.

Wu Baige, who was named by Guan Ling at the premiere, was even criticized by Guan Ling, but he still pretended not to hear it.

Silent.

Compared to the news that Guan Ling bombarded everyone in front of them, causing a huge uproar in the entertainment industry.

These silent responses made many people who care about Chinese entertainment sigh.

It was like Guan Ling was on the front line of the battlefield, punching too many people in the entertainment industry head-on, and ended up leaving everyone speechless.

No one can match the power of this punch.

The leader of the old-school crew played dead.

The old man among the directors didn't want to stick his face out to be slapped twice by Guan Ling.

The old-school directors of Beijing Film Academy were also a little panicked, but they didn't want to step out. After all, they were their own people. What if Guan Ling was the first to stand out and then attacked the people of Beijing Film Academy? Wouldn't they be laughed at by other schools?
Therefore, Beijing Film Academy has been in silence.

Are you kidding? Which director who has made it big is not a smart guy?
Face to face with Guan Ling?
The opponent can kill you with the golden trophy!

I'm crazy and I fight him?
Don’t compete for awards, compete for box office.

Not to mention, the box office is incomparable.

No temper at all.

……

The box office of "Perfect Strangers" has also been growing wildly in the past few days.

Guan Ling, who looked a little tired, was lying comfortably on the Simmons mattress, his face full of enjoyment, so comfortable that he wanted to scream out loud.

The feeling of having someone massage you is just soothing.

From top to bottom, from front to back, inside to outside.

Wan Qian finally gave Director Guan a comfortable massage.

"Hey, don't say that, really don't say that!"

Guan Ling couldn't help but admire, "I asked you to be a forensic doctor, but I didn't expect you to transform yourself into a masseur."

"The acupuncture points and fascia of the human body are all the same. What I learned on corpses is the same when applied to humans." Wan Qian stiffened her neck, quite excited.

"Shut your mouth now."

Guan Ling rolled his eyes, turned around speechlessly, pinched Wan Qian's delicate chin, and pulled it down.

What a nice girl, but unfortunately she has a mouth.

He directly issued a gag order, asking Wan Qian to shut up.

Wan Qian had no choice but to shut up.

But the massage continued.

Guan Ling continued to squint his eyes and enjoy the hard-earned tranquility.

After a while.

Wan Qian smoothed her hair and wiped off the inexplicable sweat on her body.

On the day of the premiere, Director Guan did not summon her.

Wan Qian saw that it was Liu Yifei who followed Director Guan.

Wan Qian felt a little uneasy at the time. After all, it was the premiere of "Perfect Stranger", and Liu Yifei had stolen the limelight?
But for the next two days, Director Guan slept at her place.

She also figured out why Guan Ling followed Liu Yifei in the first place.

"I have offended so many people, there must be a lot of eyes on me. I looked for Liu Yifei because she is an artist under my company. After all, you are not under my company. If you are not careful, your relationship with me will be exposed."

Guan Ling was gently rubbing Wan Qian's cheeks with his thumbs, which made Wan Qian very happy.

"Director Guan, you are really meticulous."

Guan Ling's eyes widened: "???"

You are meticulous, and your whole family is meticulous!

Wan Qian seemed to have realized that she had made a mistake, so she quickly explained to herself:
"I mean careful. Careful. Actually, Director Guan is very majestic."

Wan Qian said this sincerely.
In fact, during the time she and Guan Ling were together, although the time they were able to spend together was short,

But every time they were together, Wan Qian could always get genuine satisfaction.

Sometimes she was curious.
Is this a match made in heaven between me and Director Guan?
That connection and intimacy, it's so tight and intimate!
It seems that they are a perfect match.

After I rinsed my mouth and brushed my teeth, I brushed away the unknown substance in the gaps between my teeth, making them clean and transparent.

Only then did Wan Qian lie in Guan Ling's arms, her eyes shining.

"I didn't expect that Perfect Strangers would be such a big hit at the box office,"

Wan Qian looked at Guan Ling's jaw and the Adam's apple on his throat that was full of masculine charm. Wan Qian couldn't help but go over and touch it twice.

When Guan Ling was swallowing his saliva, his Adam's apple vibrated powerfully, causing Wan Qian's heart to tremble.

I almost couldn’t help but cover myself up for the rest of my life again!

But thinking that her mouth was really dry, Wan Qian held it back again.

...If you continue like this, you will easily get mouth ulcers.

Wan Qian has just studied medicine for a long time and has some judgment on this.

"It's not that high actually. The box office only took in 2.7 million in three days."

Guan Ling's expression remained unchanged. "The most important thing is to see what will happen during the National Day holiday."

Wan Qian was dumbfounded. This pretense was really making it difficult for her to control herself.

The pink little tongue stuck out and said in surprise, "It's not even the National Day holiday yet, and the box office is almost 300 million in three days. Isn't that high?"

The entertainment industry has gone crazy these days!
Not just the box office.

All kinds of news
Bombing in turns!

From box office, to directors, to new plays, to criticism, to self-innovation, to audience's angry reviews.

There is so much news that the editors of portal websites, entertainment newspapers, etc. are almost busy.

The original working system was eight hours, but it was forcibly changed to a 24-hour three-shift system.

That's a happy one!
First of all, on the first day of its release, "Perfect Stranger" shocked the entire entertainment industry with its single-day box office of 100 million yuan.

This is another key factor that many directors cannot respond to.

Who the hell dares to go back?
Isn't this just walking into the muzzle of a gun?
What if someone says, "You come to talk to me about young people, don't be so angry. Where is your box office?"
Straight to the tulle!

You can't even explain it clearly in one sentence!

The next day's box office was 90 million, and the next day's box office was 80 million.

Perhaps because the National Day holiday is approaching, the box office is actually declining every day.

But Guan Ling is aware of this matter, and those veterans in the entertainment industry are even more aware of it.

But it's no use being clear.

A film shot in ten days.

The Golden Lion Awards haven’t ended yet, and the box office has taken in nearly 300 million in three days.

No matter how I think about it, I feel that there is no way this drama can fail.

The plan of some people who were waiting for the film to have a flaw so as to forcibly attack Guan Ling was unfortunately dashed.

In fact, they did use some tricks.

But little tricks are useless?

Guan Ling's rants have already attracted the vast majority of the audience, and they are going to contribute to Guan Ling's box office. What can you do? What can you do? !

Just as many viewers said.

Everyone, why not embroider the red flag overnight! !
……

The holidays are here.

October st.

How much box office can "Perfect Strangers" earn?
Do not know at all.

Wan Qian doesn’t know either.

She was just looking forward to it.

In just these few days, she received acting offers and invitations that she had never received in her first half of her life, as well as variety shows and magazine shoots.

Some top women's magazines even invited the three of them to go together. When her agent called her!
Weeping with joy!

Tears are streaming down my face!
How could Wan Qian not know how popular "Perfect Stranger" is! ?

Even more popular than "Hot Girl"!
Although she didn't know how much box office revenue she could get, Wan Qian knew that she had been given a lot of puffs.

but!

worth!

Director Guan’s puffs!
So many people want to eat it but can’t!
And she ate with gusto.

The food is heart-wrenching.

It became the number one in the single-day box office.

It is still on the women’s rankings, and was once in the top five list with two others.

Except for the three of them.

The remaining two are Fan Bingbing and Liu Yifei.

How many actresses are secretly sad when seeing these five people in this pose? !
Plus, rival Hollywood blockbusters are also released.

But it’s so miserable!

It can be said that the previous publicity was in vain!
Almost silent!
Guan Ling's message has just been released, and she is determined to confront Hollywood despite the world's disapproval!

I want to criticize the directors who are making bad movies nowadays.

We must raise a big banner for the audience!
Who wants to be a traitor? ! Who else can be a traitor? !

Populism is rising!

"I don't usually watch movies, but I saw the ones promoted at Director Guan's premiere online, so I bought tickets for my parents, my uncle, my aunt, my brother, and my sister-in-law, and I'll let them go to the theater to watch it together!"

"For Chinese films, I want to contribute my ticket price!"

"Support Guan Dog, the world is mine!"

"For the liberation of China without bad movies! I am willing to contribute three or five hundred!"

When the holidays come,
There has been a more obvious increase in both film scheduling and film reviews.

Guan Ling's eyes twitched a little when he saw these lovely audiences.

He specifically looked for the Weibo of the brother who bought tickets for his parents, uncle, aunt, brother and sister-in-law, and reposted it.

"Brother, thanks for the support, but it's not necessary. This movie is not a family movie after all. I'm really looking forward to it. How about going back to watch "Extreme Job" produced by Liu Yifei?"

Guan Ling's comment instantly triggered heated comments from many people who had watched the movie.

"This guy's family won't break up..."

"I guess this guy must be single. Is he looking for something for his family to do?"

"Letting your wife watch this movie is the deepest curse. I went to watch it on the first day and was kicked out that night. Brothers, this is my third day in the Internet cafe."

"If you love her, take her to see Perfect Stranger. Once you get over this hurdle, if you can still be together, it means you really love her.

If you hate her, please take her to see Perfect Stranger, because I feel that many people may not be able to get over this hurdle! "

"Guan Ling, you are so dirty... for making such a movie."

"I found out that none of my three children were my own. I felt very sad... What should I do? I have to thank Director Guan. If it weren't for Director Guan, I'm afraid I would never see my wife in my life. No, if I saw that person's phone, I would be kept in the dark for the rest of my life..."

"It's so pitiful, brother upstairs..."

Various comments!

Extremely outrageous!

A slight smile after watching the movie.

If you haven't seen it, you have to go against it! "I have to go and see it!"

"What kind of movie can prove whether or not they love me? There is no bottom line in the publicity, right? Four hours later, the same Weibo post.

"I read my husband's Weibo and realized that he was no longer my ex-husband. From then on, there was no love or trust between us."

Some viewers were numb!
Four hours!
Leaving after watching the movie?!
seriously? !

I really don’t believe it!
Now, more people are watching!

With the main players entering the marriage and love market and the whether you love me is pure love market during the holiday,

No one thought of it,
The box office of "Perfect Strangers" continues to grow at an incredible rate.

On October 1st, the box office saw a decline for the first time!

The single-day box office was 1.63 million.

The National Day holiday market was directly drained by "Perfect Strangers"!
The overall market was also carried away.

The total box office for a single day directly reached 230 million!
Kill crazy!

Guan Ling is like a mountain, with lofty ambitions and sky-high box office!

The only hope in the hearts of those who are still waiting for an opportunity to fight back is

Destroy it completely!

No one can stop him!

National Day holiday!

A super madman in the Chinese entertainment industry,

A movie that can completely tear off the fig leaf on everyone's face.
Like a hungry tiger pouncing on its prey,
Tear everything apart!
Tearing apart the original order!

It tore apart the depression in the audience's hearts!

The next day, the box office continued to decline, and the number of screenings continued to increase.

A single-day box office of 1.79 million or even million is already a visible threshold.

Everyone in the circle was shocked!

Totally crazy!

A low-budget movie that has no scale and does not conform to the rules, it seems to be going against the trend!
Sweeping the National Day file!

Like a tiger descending from the mountain, extremely ferocious and domineering.

……

"This box office, this young man..."

Han Sanpin called and was dumbfounded.

"Will this movie be the first Chinese movie to gross over 200 million yuan in a single day?"

Han Sanpin was a little nervous.

"Before this movie, I never dared to imagine that there is a movie in China that can make over 200 million yuan in a single day! This time you gave me a huge surprise.

I think it's worth the past ten years to be able to see this before I retire."

Han Sanpin sighed quietly.

Guan Ling said: "There will be more in the future, 300 million, 400 million, 600 million... there will always be."

"Will it really happen?"

Han Sanpin narrowed his eyes slightly.

“Of course, as long as we don’t make bad movies for the audience.”

"Here you go again."

Han Sanpin said unhappily, "In fact, Director Wu also talked to me these few days. Director Wu was very angry."

"I didn't see him say anything when he was angry."

Guan Ling said indifferently: "And I'm not wrong. Red Cliff is such a great epic story of the Three Kingdoms, but what happened to it?"

"You're not only hitting him in the face, you're also hitting me."

Han Sanpin was speechless and said, "We took that photo together!"

"Is President Han here to question me about Director Wu?!"

Guan Ling was speechless.

"I'm just here to advise you not to escalate the situation any further. Now that your goal has been achieved and no one dares to say anything, let's stop here, okay?

There is also Lu Chuan. His father has also come forward, and we have a joint project, "The Banquet of Kings", which will be released during the Lunar New Year holiday. Director Wu said that he will talk to you later. Lu Chuan dare not talk to you, so just treat it as a fart and let Lu Chuan go. "

"For the sake of the overall situation, give me some face."

Han Sanpin said softly.

"Lu Chuan, forget it. I won't touch Director Wu again."

Guan Ling said.

Han Sanpin had said so much, so Guan Ling naturally had nothing to say.

But Lu Chuan would feel uncomfortable if he didn't say anything.

He won’t be happy if Guan Ling doesn’t scold him!
He was going to scold him in public!

Because the management knows that "The Banquet" is also a terrible movie!

Han Sanpin sighed, helpless.

Compared to Guan Ling, Lu Chuan is indeed dispensable.

Just giving advice is the limit.

"Would you like to work on the script of The Crossing?"

Han Sanpin continued to smile before hanging up the phone.

"I'm afraid it will turn out to be a bad movie, and Director Wu will be criticized."

(End of this chapter)