Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 108 “This is the mental damages that my ancestors and I deserve!”

"Well, it seems that today's program can only end here for the time being."

Looking at Li Guiyun carrying the director on his back, dragging Wei Rong and his family with him to escape.

Lu Bai laughed dumbly.

He expected that these two guys would run away, but he didn't expect it to happen so quickly.

Fortunately, Li Guiyun still had some ideas, and explained the director's "fainting" as an accidental recurrence of his old problem of hypoglycemia, and his poor acting skills.

Otherwise, interviews with celebrities asking passers-by about their blackouts would immediately become a hot topic, which would have a huge impact on the program team.

The audience was actually shocked at first, almost thinking that Old Thief Lu had been killed by his second uncle.

But just as Lu Bai thought, the acting skills of these two guys are really a bit too poor. How could a fainted person take the initiative to stretch out his arms when someone is carrying him, and open half of his evil eyes to secretly glance at the host's expression? of?

Both are so funny!

Everyone couldn't help but laugh, and their stomachs ached from laughing.

However, after laughing, the audience did not forget the business.

Those pretenders who don’t know who the fans are, have been jumping up and down in the live broadcast room to fan the flames on the pretext that they didn’t hear Lu Bai’s question. Let’s repeat it for them. They also said that they didn’t answer immediately at the time, which doesn’t show their talent. Ability, they are too lazy to waste their mood.

The shameless gesture really made the audience angry.

It's better now.

No one expected that Old Thief Lu would ask questions so quickly this time, and these people were just in the crosshairs of the gun.

The audience immediately asked:

[You must have heard it this time, come on, give your answer! 】

[This is the real world. Lu Bai keeps talking about questions related to mythology. Who can answer them? There’s this myth that you tell him not to ask any bullshit! 】

[Didn’t you say that no matter what problem Old Thief Lu asks, he can easily solve it? Are you starting to deny it now? ? ? 】

[What does it mean to not admit an account? At his level, we can give the answer casually without using our brains. He is just not very familiar with mythology. Do you understand? You guys, don’t take Lu Bai too seriously, he just loves to be clever...]

【You love love love Nima! It’s already this time, why the hell are you still pretending to be cool? Why, even Sophie’s ultra-thin band-aid can’t fool your stinky mouth? 】

The audience couldn't help it.

At this point, how could they still not see that these people are completely stupid and stupid.

Start spraying instantly!

This group of people could barely survive two moves at first, but as more and more spectators joined in, they were confused.

[To be honest, there is a point where you ask Lu Bai to change questions that are closer to real life, and see if we can just answer them casually. 】

[You can do whatever you want, ****, please stop fucking farting, okay? My head hurts just watching you talk! 】×999+

[No, why don’t you believe it? Lu Bai is nothing. Do we need to target him? We can watch this kind of crap show to give him face! You have to make your stance clear. We, the viewers and fans, are the real family! 】

【**,******! ! ! 】×9999+

This is a ridiculous move!

You say one thing, and people will scold you thousands of times. The vibration after being hit by Aite is just like an electric rolling pin.

You know, there are more than 80 people in the live broadcast room at the moment. Even if the number of people defending Old Thief Lu is only one-tenth, that is more than people!

What is the concept of 80,000 people scolding 100 people?

Let alone posting barrages, the screen is almost stuck like a PPT!

The key is.

It's so stuck that I can't even exit the live broadcast room, and I can't even run away even if I want to!

The pretenders are all stupid.

There was no way to run away, and there was no way to talk back.

I could only just watch stupidly as the words "**, **, ***!" floating all over the screen were floating around until the program team closed the live broadcast room...

"..."

In a dimly lit rental house.

A well-known troll leader in the industry turned off the computer whose CPU was almost burning and smoking. He sat alone for a long time with a doubtful look on his face. Finally, he sent a message to his employer with a dark face:

"I've been working in the Navy for so many years, and I've never seen an audience with such bad breath! You can change this list to someone else, I just can't figure it out anyway! In addition, the money will not be refunded, this is between me and... my ancestors Mental damages!!!”

……

"Ha ha ha ha."

"How about Brother Lu, are you surprised by our superb acting skills?"

After the show.

Lu Bai met Li Guiyun and the director at the end of Chunhua Road.

At that time, these two idiots were sitting in front of a coffee shop, each holding a cup of coffee and drinking enthusiastically. Seeing Lu Bai coming over, Li Guiyun raised his eyebrows proudly and asked about his performance just now.

"Get out of here right away. If I hadn't reacted quickly and rolled my eyes and fainted, you would still be thinking about vampires and zombies!" The director curled his lips and retorted without hesitation. "You farted. If I hadn't held you up, your front teeth would have been knocked out because of your straight forward posture!"

On the way back to Taili.

The two guys had been arguing about who had the greater credit for running away just now. If Lu Bai hadn't stopped them, they wouldn't have started fighting on the spot.

However, they didn't hold grudges. After the quarrel, they still had their arms around each other, looking cheerful and happy like two mentally retarded children.

This is also the reason why Lu Bai likes to get along with Li Guiyun and the director.

Li Guiyun doesn't care about anything, and the director doesn't have any arrogance. It's easy and comfortable to get along with him, and he doesn't have to think so much...

in the afternoon.

After get off work, the director called Li Guiyun to find Lu Bai together, saying that he and Li Guiyun had not been together for a long time and wanted to treat him and Li Guiyun to a big dinner.

Lu Bai originally thought that the so-called "big meal" would be like finding a small restaurant as before, buying a few bottles of beer, and the three of them would sit down to eat, drink, and brag about their skills.

After all, Lao Zhang has always been very picky, and he could argue with the restaurant owner for half an hour for three yuan. If you expect him to bleed, you might as well expect the little sow to beat up the Trisolarans!

however.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Laozhao actually wasn't joking this time.

Changting Ancient Road International Hotel, third floor, inside a private room with a bright future.

Li Guiyun stared at the dazzling array of sumptuous dishes on the table, his eyes almost falling to the ground.

"Damn it, Lao Zhang, are you having a hard time? Why don't you spend thousands or tens of thousands on a meal like this?! Tell the truth, have you been diagnosed with an incurable disease? You don't have a few days to live. Are you going to tell us? Give your last words?"

Lu Bai's mouth was also broken, and he smiled and said to the side: "Old Zhang, just go away without worries. I will take care of your sister-in-law and leave your nephew to Li Guiyun. You don't have to worry about anything at all."

"Why should I take care of his son, and I also have to take care of my sister-in-law!" Li Guiyun was unhappy.

"..."

The director was determined to kill these two bastards, and cursed with a black face:

"Are you two going to eat? If not, get out of here!"

Lu Bai and Li Guiyun looked at each other, smiled, and nodded without hesitation: "Eat!"

The meal lasted until about nine o'clock in the evening.

The lanterns come on and the neon lights are bright.

"Be safe on the road. After seeing Xiao Li off, you should go home early and don't wander around outside..."

The director gave some instructions.

Let Lu Bai take a taxi and take Li Guiyun home first, who was so drunk that he hugged the trash can and drank one mouthful of Brother Lu, you are fat.

He sat down in front of the steps of the hotel.

With the cold wind blowing, I took out the last remaining cigarette from the cigarette case and lit it. I smoked it slowly while watching the direction of the taxi leaving. I stayed there for a long time and then stood up and trampled the cigarette butt to death. Throw it into the trash can, turn around and walk in the opposite direction...

The dim street lights stretched his shadow very long, making him look a little rickety and sluggish.

……

at the same time.

Lu Baigang sent Li Guiyun home and returned to the rental house. Before he could change his shoes, the man-in-law suddenly called.

It was still a clear and cold voice, but it sounded a little tired.

Su Yuzhi: "Are you asleep?"

Lu Bai: "Not yet, what's wrong?"

Su Yuzhi: "Oh, I'll be downstairs at your house right away."

Lu Bai: "Ah? What are you doing?"

Su Yuzhi was silent for a moment and calmly uttered two words: "Drink."

"?????"

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　This chapter makes up for last night’s update. Tonight’s update will be at 10:30. Hehe, I was not satisfied with what I wrote yesterday, so I revised it again~

　　

　

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