Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 19 "Guiyun, how can you call Director Su a manly woman? I'm so disappointed in you!"

"No, my wife, what happened?"

"Didn't I go play mahjong after asking you?"

"Hey, we are walking, aren't we walking? Don't pinch, don't pinch! It hurts!!!"

Lu Jianjun was kicked, pinched, and dragged home by his wife by his ears.

He thought about it.

I still can’t fully understand why I received the beating today!

"What is the pestle doing there, Bao!"

Sitting at the kitchen table.

The second aunt glared at her husband and urged him angrily.

"I haven't made dumplings in years. I've forgotten all about it. Isn't this forcing Zhang Fei to do embroidery?"

Lu Jianjun muttered and complained while wrapping the dumplings awkwardly.

Look at his sad face.

The second aunt hesitated. Is this a bit too much?In fact, three people can't eat much, so there's no need to force Lao Lu to help. It's even faster to wrap it up by yourself...

While thinking about it.

A faint sentence came from the side: "Actually, what you forgot is not how to make dumplings, but the person who made dumplings with you..."

"..."

Lu Jianjun stiffened, and slowly raised his head to look at Lu Bai, and then at his wife, who had an unkind look in her eyes.

He seems to understand how he got beaten last time...

"Bao! Hurry up and make them for me! I can't make 20 dumplings today. See if I can break off my legs!"

The second aunt was standing nearby with a murderous look on her face, holding a rolling pin.

Staring at Lu Jianjun, he pulled out 20 huge buns that were too ugly to look at.

He cooked it himself and threw it in front of him.

The second aunt herself and Lu Bai were each holding a bowl of pork and green onion stuffed dumplings with thin skin, thick meat, and full of aroma. While eating, they said bitterly:

"Eat! If you dare to leave any one left, I will still break your legs!"

"..."

"The silence value from Lu Jianjun is +10."

"The silence from Lu Jianjun..."

"Lu Jianjun...silence..."

Lu Jianjun gritted his teeth and looked at Lu Bai who was enjoying his meal.

It seemed like fire could burst out of his eyes.

"You brat, wait, wait for me!"

"what?"

Lu Bai looked innocent: "Second uncle, why don't you eat it? Eat it quickly. If you don't eat it, it will get cold."

"Ok?"

The second aunt instantly cast a sharp look.

"...Eating, eating."

"The silence value from Lu Jianjun is +10!"

Lu Jianjun lowered his head.

With tears in his eyes, he picked up a 'dumpling' that was shaped like a spherical virus and covered with all kinds of little bumps.

Close your eyes.

He stuffed it into his mouth with difficulty...

Pooh!
raw!

"Xiao Bai will come to our house for dinner more often in the future. Look at how thin your child is. Boys need to be fatter to look good, otherwise they won't be liked by girls..."

After the meal, the second aunt threw the pots and pans to the second uncle.

Then he took Lu Bai to the living room and sat down, and asked about many little things in life.

From what time I usually go to work to eating and resting, I gave a lot of nagging instructions.

In fact, the second aunt has always wanted to get closer to this child.

Lu Bai's parents live in his hometown in the countryside. He works hard in Shanghai alone, and they are the only relatives he can rely on.

When Lu Bai first came to Magic City.

The second aunt and the others even wanted him to stay at home directly instead of renting a house.

But it turned out that Lu Bai had a cold temper.

Even if he is asked to eat, he is not willing to come over, let alone stay here.

The old couple actually felt sad more than once because of this incident.

The second aunt even made a special call to Dad Lu, who was far away in his hometown in the countryside, and anxiously asked if there was something he did wrong that made the child angry...

It was precisely because Lu Bai knew this that he took a day off to come here.

Because of some physical reasons.

The second aunt and uncle have never had children.

As the old saying goes, a nephew is half a son.

In the eyes of the old couple, Lu Bai was almost no different from their own child.

Now Lu Bai is finally willing to come over for dinner.

The originally deserted home rarely became lively.

I heard Lu Bai say, "Second aunt has such a good temperament, she must have been extremely beautiful when she was young," and "Second aunt doesn't look old now, she looks like a little girl."

Although I know it’s all rainbow farts to make myself happy.

But the second aunt was still smiling from ear to ear.

Even the second uncle who had been sitting next to him was blowing his beard and staring, and every time Lu Bai said a word, he snorted heavily next to him.

There is actually a smile in his eyes.

"Second aunt should pay more attention to rest, and let my second uncle do more housework."

"Humph!"

"I go to a mahjong parlor every day to play mahjong all night long. The place is so smoky. How is it different from chronic suicide?"

"Humph!!"

"The second aunt is too spoiled to my second uncle. You should take care of him more. Look, after taking care of him today, he immediately became honest and even helped you wash the dishes..." "Huh huh huh!!!"

Lu Jianjun really couldn't listen anymore.

Eight out of ten sentences are urging his wife to deal with him!
Why don't you avoid some people?
"..."

The stubborn old man opened the door and came to the balcony. He was silent for a while, then suddenly raised his hand and gently wiped the corners of his eyes.

He cursed and muttered: "This Po Feng is quite confusing today."

Then I remembered another thing.

Lu Jianjun frowned and whispered:
"This brat is quite old now. The daughter of Mr. Wu's family in the workplace seems to be about the same age as him, but I don't know if he has found a partner..."

……

"Lu Bai, the door you just entered with your left foot does not comply with the host's code of conduct. You will be punished by cleaning the area in the main control room on the first floor for a week."

Tuesday morning.

Lu Bai was stopped by the director as soon as he walked in the door.

The director stood in front of him and announced with a serious face that because he entered the door with his left foot first, he would be punished by cleaning the main control room for a week.

A large black question mark appeared behind Lu Bai's head.

Confused.

Is it illegal to enter the door with your left foot first? ? ?

You are fucking kidding me!
But he wasn't angry either.

pondered for a while.

Lu Bai stepped out and walked out of the door.

He waved to Li Guiyun who was next to him: "Come on, Xiao Guizi, do me a favor and carry the Ai family in."

"Okay, Queen Mother Lafayette."

Li Guiyun chuckled and bent down to carry Lu Bai on his back.

"Director Zhang, can we go in now?"

"..."

God carried the Ai family on his back!

When he saw these two living treasures, they walked past him one by one.

The director was immediately confused.

Whenever Lu Bai planned to switch to his right foot, or jump in.

He could stop this guy according to Director Su's arrangements.

But so...

Xiao Guizi was asked to carry it in...

"Quick, put me down, I have something to ask you."

He walked past the director who was disheveled in the cold wind and entered the TV station.

Lu Bai quickly jumped off Li Guiyun's back.

He asked with a serious expression: "Do you know a woman named Su Yuzhi on the stage?"

There is definitely something wrong with the director's posture.

Lu Bai thought about it carefully.

These days, he had only fought against an irritable man named Su Yuzhi during the last show.

The problem is 100% her fault.

"We know you, Brother Lu, why are you so serious all of a sudden?" Li Guiyun said in shock.

"Don't worry about this for now. What is Su Yuzhi doing in Taiwan?"

"Ah? Director Su is the general person in charge of our program team. Not only is she as beautiful as a big star, but she is also very fair in her work. The news has spread all over the station. Wang Dahai... two days ago... …”

Li Guiyun talked endlessly about how he was retained by Director Su and promoted to team leader.

"Fuck?"

Lu Bai mentally read the terms 'Director Su' and 'General Manager of the Program Team'.

He was immediately stunned on the spot.

"Brother Lu, you don't even know that when Director Su asked Wang Dahai to come and file the lawsuit, she was so handsome!"

Li Guiyun was still not finished speaking, and then asked curiously: "By the way, Brother Lu, why are you asking Director Su?"

"You may not believe it..."

Lu Bai sucked the tooth flower seeds hard, with a touch of sadness in his eyes.

"When I hosted the show two days ago, I told her that the director would send her to clean the toilet and smoke her into smelly fish sauce..."

"hiss……"

Li Guiyun took a breath and gave a thumbs up in admiration: "Brother Lu, you are awesome! I will contact the coffin shop for you right now. Don't worry, we are brothers. When you go down, I will give you more." Burn some paper figurines with big breasts and perky butts to make you a romantic ghost!"

"roll!"

Lu Bai, with a black hair on his face, raised his hand and clamped the two guys under the creaking nest, and gave him a hammer.

While hammering, he scolded with a dark face:

"Well, I didn't know that the menopausal man was the director. I thought she was just a bad-tempered operator. But when she came up, she dragged me like a millionaire and asked me what on earth I was doing. What could I do with my bad temper? Do you spoil her?"

He was cursing.

Lu Bai suddenly heard the system prompt sound in his ear:
"Ding, the silence value from Zhang Youcai is +5."

"The silence value from Su Yuzhi is +10!"

Lu Bai froze.

then.

He took a deep breath.

Help Li Guiyun up.

Tap the other person on the shoulder.

then.

He reprimanded seriously in a tone of 'I feel very sad':
"Guiyun! How can you say that our dear Director Su is a menopausal man?"

"I'm so disappointed in you!"

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