Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 22 When Old Thief Lu went out today, did his head explode from a fart? !
in the live room.

Naturally, the audience didn't know that the host was missing.

They were chatting animatedly in front of the screen.

[Have you heard that the guest this time is Professor Zhang from Shanghai Modu University, a well-known big shot in the criminal law community!Old thief Lu is going to have a hard time today, haha! 】

[Another so-called brick-and-mortar brawler. Didn’t the financial expert surnamed Wang also boast loudly last time?In the end, it wasn’t because I was pushed to the ground and rubbed by Old Thief Lu. Anyway, I don’t believe in these professors. 】

【no the same!The guest this time is really a big shot. His knowledge of criminal law ranks among the top in the country!The kind that is second to none!If Old Thief Lu dares to ask questions about the law, this guy can teach him how to behave right on the spot! 】

[It seems that Old Thief Lu’s question is not limited to a certain field, right?Isn’t it enough not to ask about legal aspects? 】

[Originally, this was okay... However, two days ago, after Professor Zhang announced on Weibo that he would participate in celebrity interviews, Wang Dahai took the initiative to come up and completely shook off Lu Bai's hosting style and questioning style. Ask Professor Zhang not to talk about topics other than law during the interview...]

[Yes, he also posted the screenshot of the private message on his Weibo. If you don’t believe it, you can go and see it. This old thief Lu is starting to go to hell! 】

【Fuck? ! ! 】

The audience was startled.

Quickly open Weibo to check.

really.

Wang Dahai posted the chat history between himself and Professor Zhang Wei and Zhang on Weibo.

This Lao Deng even tallied up all the questions Lu Bai asked in the previous two programs.

I sent them all to Professor Zhang!

The main theme is that although I can't kill you, I will disgust you to death!

You Lu Bai is so awesome. If you have the ability, you can compete with Zhang Wei in the legal field!
Let’s see if you can still be awesome!
The audience was instantly divided into two groups.

One group is the worried group composed of ordinary viewers.

Their hearts suddenly went cold!

So come on.

But I can really only ask about legal-related topics!
Facing a top boss in the legal field.

And the topic content is also limited.

Old thief Lu is still continuing his previous style of asking questions that are so arrogant?

This Nima...

It’s hard not to flip over!
The other group is the excited group composed of Wu Baizhu fans!

Their eyes lit up instantly!
Hahahaha.

That thief Lu Bai is finally about to overturn!

Wang Laoden did a great job!

Professor Zhang, please take care of that thief Lu Bai on behalf of all of us.

Give us a bad breath for our porridge!
Both groups have their own positions.

The live broadcast room was suddenly full of gunpowder.

But there was no quarrel.

First, it won’t happen.

two is……

Everyone's attention was attracted by a sudden barrage!

[Holy shit, shit, shit!Guess who I met?Old thief Lu!The show is about to start, and this guy is still dating a girl in a restaurant! 】

【real or fake?It's almost seven o'clock. Lu Bai is not at the show ready to go on stage, but he went on a date with a girl? 】

Facing doubts in the live broadcast room.

The audience member whose ID was "Binghua" didn't explain much.

Instead, I posted a picture directly.

In a Western-style tea restaurant, Old Thief Lu was sitting near the window, opposite a young girl in fashionable clothes.

The live broadcast instantly exploded!

【Shameless old thief!We are here to worry about you, why are you trying to flirt with a girl? ? ? 】

[Happy to miss Shu, debauched and immoral!Hunjun, Hunjun!What the hell, why don’t you take me with you! 】

[Hahahaha, why didn’t the brother who just thought Lu Bai could turn the tide stop laughing? Is it because he is born not to laugh?Come, laugh with me, hahahaha~]

laugh……

What a laugh!
The audience was shattered.

Even at this time, he went on a date.

Dog thief!

If you don’t overturn, who will?
At this time.

Binghua sent another barrage: "I didn't lie to you, did I? Wait, I'll go over and eavesdrop on what Old Thief Lu is talking to the girl!" [Brother is awesome! ! ! 】

The live room instantly boiled!
at the same time.

Binghua pretended to complain about something wrong with the chair, got up and moved to the seat near Lu Bai...

……

"Well, I do come from a rural area. Is there any problem?"

Lu Bai frowned and looked at the girl in front of him, and the disgust in his heart had almost reached its peak.

But looking at the expectant eyes of the second aunt and the old couple not far away.

He still held back.

"It's no problem. Let me tell you what I want."

Wu Yun glanced at Lu Bai lightly.

She raised her hand to brush the newly dyed light yellow waves, and said in a tone that could not be refused:
"My requirement is that there must be a property in Shanghai within the third ring road with an area of ​​more than 150 square meters. It cannot be purchased before. It must be purchased now. Both of our names must be written on the property book."

Lu Bai smiled and did not express his opinion: "Well, you go on."

"After I get married, I have to buy a mobility scooter. The price cannot be too low. If I drive it too low, my sisters will laugh at me. The minimum price is over 60 yuan."

Wu Yun didn't care about Lu Bai's feelings at all. She lowered her head and fiddled with her green bag and said:

"There is also your salary. It can be a little lower now, but it must reach a monthly salary of more than 3 yuan within three years. In the future, you will have to hand in your salary card, and the daily expenses of the family will have to be paid out of your salary. You don't want Move my salary, I have my own arrangement for my salary."

"Um, any more?"

Lu Bai didn't know what he was thinking, but there was an interesting smile in the corner of his eyes.

"Have."

Wu Yun was quite satisfied with Lu Bai's attitude and said in a slightly patient voice: "I need a gift of between 15 and 20 yuan. After all, you are from the countryside. No one can say what the future will bring. I will marry you." If you need to take risks, it’s not too much to ask for a little gift as a guarantee, right?”

"It's not too much." Lu Bai shook his head in agreement.

Wu Yun finally had a smile on her face. This young host from the countryside is quite sensible.

next to.

Everyone was dumbfounded by Binghua.

He could guess that Lu Bai was on a blind date.

But this request is too outrageous!

A property of 150 square meters within the third ring road, a mobility scooter worth more than 60 yuan, and a betrothal gift of 20 yuan.

You still have to hand in your salary card!
And this woman’s salary is not included in the family income at all!

This Nima...

crazy for money? !

How could Old Thief Lu find such a blind date!

And he didn't seem angry at all, but he sounded quite approving?
After Binghua sent the conversation content to the live broadcast room.

The audience was also dumbfounded.

Is this the same old thief Lu who doesn't change his expression when faced with a double actress, and talks so much that he can't stand it?
Did he go out today and get a fart on his head? ? ?
If you don't fight back against this kind of blind date, what are you waiting for?
The live broadcast room suddenly became filled with excitement.

No one expected that Lu Bai would have such a...fucking character in life!

Even Binghua was a little excited to see Old Thief Lu.

I am also disappointed at this moment.

Just when Binghua shook her head and was about to get up and leave.

Lu Bai spoke.

"Have you finished all your requests?"

Lu Bai looked at the untreated hickeys on the skin around Wu Yun's neck with interest, and asked with a smile: "Then let me tell you my request?"

"Okay, but it can't be more than three, otherwise I'll be annoyed." Wu Yun's tone was still unquestionable.

"No need for three."

Lu Bai grinned, showing two rows of white teeth:
"I just have one request, brand new and unopened!"

"I'm not talking about the kind that is repackaged with the help of technology, but something completely new and unopened that has not been used by anyone else. After all..."

Having said this, he paused, and the smile on his face suddenly became extremely bright:
"The packaging can be re-sealed, but wear and tear caused by use are unavoidable. Ms. Wu, what do you think?"

Binghua was stunned: "W-WTF???"

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　ask for a ticket~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)