Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 27 “If I don’t go to the execution of the death penalty myself, can I entrust a lawyer to do it?”

"Host Lu is interested in death penalty cases?"

Professor Zhang immediately glanced at Lu Bai warily.

He has finally seen through Lu Bai as the host.

No matter what parallel imports or genuine products you encounter, you encounter this piece of shit.

This is all fucking bullshit!

The only way is to be more vigilant!
"I'm not interested in death penalty cases. I mainly want to learn about the lawyer profession."

Lu Bai looked directly into Professor Zhang's eyes, his eyes were sincere, and he said with a serious face: "Actually, I have had a dream since I was a child. I want to become a glorious lawyer, punish evil and promote good, and advocate justice! For people living in darkness Bring light and illuminate the way forward for the victims who are suffering injustice!”

After all, he is still a young man full of passion.

Professor Zhang shook his head with emotion.

However, although he did not agree with Lu Bai's impression of lawyers as a group, he could not help but have a good impression of this piece of shit.

After all, who hasn’t passed through this stage?
The youthful spirit and the girlish feelings are both poetry...

"What does Host Lu want to know?"

Professor Zhang's defensiveness suddenly weakened a lot, and even his tone of voice had a gentle attitude towards a junior treated by an elder.

"How much is the monthly salary? Is the internship period long? Also, will there be five insurances and one housing fund after becoming a full-time employee?" Lu Bai quickly asked the three most concerning questions with bright eyes.

WTF?

Didn’t you want to uphold justice, punish evil and promote good just a second ago?
What the hell are five insurances and one housing fund!

The live broadcast room instantly became numb with laughter.

[Hahahaha, I knew it, I knew it!This guy is definitely not as bright and majestic as he said!Take a look, the secret is revealed as soon as you open your mouth! 】

[Hey, lawyers are human beings too, and they also need five insurances and one housing fund. We, Master Lu, are looking after the individual first and then the big picture... Damn it, I can’t do it anymore, I can’t pretend anymore, Old Thief Lu, you’re just dreaming. teapot! 】

[Pfft, hahaha, it’s no longer possible. I was laughing and kneaded the ashes of my second uncle and grandpa into the dough on the spot...Wait a minute, ashes? ?My second uncle! ! ! 】

[Grandma, this guy is really capable. Why do I feel that Professor Zhang is probably not a match for this guy? 】

[You fart upstairs, Professor Zhang will definitely bring this thief to justice and press Lu Bai to the ground instead of us!If you don’t believe it, just look at it! 】

……

"..."

"The silence value from Zhang Wei is +20!"

The kind smile on Professor Zhang's face froze.

If it weren't for the seat cushioning under my butt.

He was so surprised that he didn't get out of the way on the spot!

In vain, he also said that youthful feelings are always poetry...

Shit poetry! ! !
"The internship period is 500 years, the salary is 250, there are no five insurances and one fund, and you will be given a cave that is warm in winter and cool in summer when you join the job! Do you want Host Lu to go?!" Professor Zhang replied angrily as his head hurt.

"Forget it then, but I would like to ask...Does Mr. Buddha still manage the law firm's business?"

Lu Bai's eyes suddenly lit up, he rubbed his hands excitedly, and then asked expectantly:

"What about that? My sixth uncle is a big believer in Buddha. I'll pay you 50 yuan. Professor Zhang, do you think you can arrange for Buddha to meet with my sixth uncle?"

"..."

How come you can answer any dirty talk!

Professor Zhang's mentality completely collapsed.

He opened his eyes, gritted his teeth and asked, "What on earth is Host Lu going to ask?"

"If you can't arrange it, you can't arrange it. Why are you so anxious?"

Lu Bai muttered in a low voice, Lao Zhang is good at everything, but he is too petty!

He thought for a while and said curiously: "Actually, I just want to ask why people who know the law are called lawyers instead of mage. Logically speaking, the word "law" comes first, and shouldn't it be easy to call him mage?"

As soon as this word comes out.

Su Yuzhi's vision went dark instantly.

I almost fainted from anger on the spot...

Her eyes were filled with sorrow and anger, and she stared at Lu Bai on the screen with gritted teeth.

I wish I could pull this bitch out on the spot and beat him to death with two iron fists!

common sense……

Talk about common sense!

Is this how you understand the word common sense? !
in the live room.

The audience's eyes were filled with wisdom.

He quickly fell into deep thought.

[Yes, why are people who study law called lawyers instead of lawyers? 】

[Law, law, law is in front and law is behind, hiss...you should really be called a mage! 】

[Wrong, wrong, the name must be wrong!We strongly call on all lawyers on the Internet to change their names. From now on, we will no longer be called lawyers, but all called lawyers! 】

【right!From now on, court sessions will no longer be called court sessions, they will be called battles of law!Whenever the other party's lawyer dares to talk to us, two big snot balls will be rubbed into his face on the spot! 】

【Okay, okay!With all the talented people gathered together, why worry about Qinglongshan No. [-] Mental Hospital not becoming bigger and stronger? I have three rooms for my concubine! 】……

"F...Mage?"

Professor Zhang was stunned.

My brain was buzzing.

Why did he come to this crappy show?

Why is he sitting here?
Why aren’t lawyers called lawyers?

Is this really a question that a human mind can think of? !

Nima!

According to you.

Newton made such a great contribution.

According to our domestic saying.

Should we call him Niu Zi? !
Think about it for yourself if it’s appropriate! !
"The silence value from Zhang Wei is +10."

"The silence from Zhang Wei..."

"Come...Zhang Wei..."

Professor Zhang took a deep breath, adjusted his mood, and quickly countered:

"Host Lu, I am a lawyer, not the one who named the lawyer. Why don't you find out who named the lawyer and ask him in person?"

How about saying that he is a professor.

This level of counterattack!
Absolutely!

The eyes of Wu Baizhu's fans who were already despairing suddenly lit up with hope.

[Hahahaha, that’s right, you can ask whoever came up with this name. Why are you embarrassing us, Professor Zhang? People study law, not the one who comes up with the name! 】

[Go to whoever is responsible, Professor Zhang really knows how to fight back!The word lawyer first originated during the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. "He who knows the teachings of Buddhism and is good at explaining it is a lawyer." It is a translated word. It originally referred to a monk who was familiar with the Vinaya. Professor Zhang's words are almost as clear as the word "lawyer". You said you are capable, and you, the land dog thief, went to ask Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty! 】

[How could God have the guts to ask Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty about that nook and cranny? Hahahahaha, Professor Zhang looked at the thick eyebrows and big eyes, but he didn’t expect that he was also wilted and wilted, so he immediately counterattacked! 】

[Come on, brothers, let’s walk in formation! 】

The barrage instantly floated across a large area neatly:

[Little brother, are you confused, dumbfounded, and your head is buzzing? 】×9999+
however.

Facing Professor Zhang's counterattack, Lu Bai didn't panic at all. He even simply agreed:
"Okay, I will definitely ask him when I get the chance."

"When will Host Lu plan to ask?" Professor Zhang asked rhetorically.

Lu Bai didn't change his expression and said seriously: "If time permits, I plan to arrange it on my 100th birthday!"

Professor Zhang's face darkened, you are so shameless!
He looked at the time and felt it was almost time, so he thought about ending the interview.

Anyway, he didn't suffer any loss today.

Much better than Wang Dahai’s parallel import.

"Host Lu, that's it for today's interview..."

At this time, Lu Bai also said: "Professor Zhang, I have another curious thing."

"Then...just ask."

Professor Zhang nodded hesitantly
Just a curious thing...

There shouldn't be any trouble, right?
Anyway, the show will be over soon.

Just give a perfunctory answer.

Then he went straight home.

I will never come to this crappy show again.

grandma's.

Listen to this piece of shit.

At least two and a half years of life!

While thinking about it.

Professor Zhang heard it.

Lu Bai pondered for a moment.

Slowly uttered this sentence:

"If I don't go there personally during the execution, can I entrust a lawyer to go there?"

Professor Zhang was stunned for a moment.

then.

The whole person was struck by lightning.

Suddenly raising the pitch:
"WTF?!!!"

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　See you tomorrow night at 10:30!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)