Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 30 "Host Lu, would you like to go upstairs and try together?"

"Damn it, isn't it..."

Lu Bolin was stunned for a moment.

He pulled off the quilt covering his face, sat up with a sudden sound, put on his slippers, went to the window, and opened the curtains.

The rental house Lu Bai rented was on the third floor. It was an old community. There was a rusty iron fence less than one meter away from the window.

There is a street light outside the fence, which stays on until late every night before going out.

Through the window glass.

Lu Bai immediately saw Wu Baizhu under the cold white street lamp. She had tears on her face. She was sitting on a huge suitcase, pitifully lowering her head and whispering against the behavior of a certain scumbag named Lu Chen Shimei.

"..."

Lu Bai's face darkened.

After changing my clothes, I went downstairs and stood in front of the street lamp.

He said with a headache: "Queen Wu, what are you doing?"

"Scumbag, Chen Shimei..."

Wu Baizhu raised his eyes to look at him and continued to wipe his tears.

Lu Bai smiled.

He took out his mobile phone and turned on the camera and pointed it at Wu Baizhu: "Come on, you continue, we will be on the hot search together tomorrow."

"...You are so boring."

Wu Baizhu curled his lips, immediately held back his tears and stood up.

"I know whether it's exciting or not." Lu Bai said lightly.

Wu Baizhu's eyes lit up, and he eagerly pointed to the window of Lu Bai's house where the light was still on: "Go up and try?"

"Cough cough cough...cough!"

Lu Bai couldn't hold his breath and choked to death.

"Pfft~"

Wu Baizhu couldn't help but laugh out loud, and looked at Lu Bai up and down with teasing eyes: "Isn't the host of Lu Da still a child's martial arts player now?"

"Yes, yes, the urine I pee is all child urine. It can be used to boil eggs directly. I will boil two for you to try someday!"

Lu Bai rolled his eyes and said angrily: "What are you going to do? Tell me quickly. I don't have time to argue with you."

"You murdered me..."

Wu Baizhu was about to cry, and her smart peach blossom eyes were suddenly filled with water mist: "I had abortions for you six times, and I severed the relationship with your parents for you..."

"Bye-Bye."

Lu Bai dropped the sentence without hesitation.

Turn around and leave.

"do not!"

Wu Baizhu instantly held back his tears, trotted to stop Lu Bai, and said excitedly: "I know the answer to what department Bai Gujing should take if he has a headache."

talking.

She raised her eyebrows triumphantly and said to herself:

"You don't need to go to the hospital if you have a headache. She is a goblin. Goblins don't get sick."

"You came here with a suitcase in the middle of the night and acted like a monster just to talk about this?" Lu Bai was stunned and asked in disbelief.

"Of course! Otherwise, what else could it be for?"

Wu Baizhu nodded simply, then stared at Lu Bai suspiciously for a long time, and suddenly asked playfully:
"Host Lu... you don't really think I want to go upstairs with you to try, do you?"

There's definitely something wrong with this woman's head...

Lu Bai rolled his eyes, ignored her, pointed to the suitcase and asked, "Just came back from the set?"

"Well, for some reasons, I'm taking a break."

Although Wu Baizhu didn't elaborate.

But Lu Bai could still roughly guess from her tone that it was probably not a good reason.

But that has nothing to do with him.

Movie Queen Wu herself didn’t even react at all.

Why does he, a small-time host, worry about this?

Lu Bai originally planned to send Wu Baizhu away as soon as possible, and then go upstairs to sleep.

But I changed my mind.

Lu Bai thought of the script he had just drawn, and suddenly his heart moved.

He rolled his eyes, and then suddenly said:

"It's good to have a holiday. After the holiday, you have more free time. You can just catch up on TV dramas, beautify yourself, and think about some small puzzles to cultivate your character."

"Sister is naturally beautiful. She doesn't need to beautify herself or do any little puzzles. She is naturally in a good mood because of her beauty. Do you understand?"

Solved the problem that has been bothering me for a long time.Wu Baizhu was in a good mood.

Humming happily, I prepared to pick up my suitcase and go home to sleep.

"I don't understand, but I think it's interesting to think about it occasionally, such as..."

Lu Bai shook his head and slowly showed a bright and friendly smile:

"They say cats have 9 lives. That cat fell to half death. Does it have 4.5 lives left, or 8.5?"

"..."

"The silence value from Wu Baizhu is +10."

Wu Baizhu's movements stagnated.

Instantly froze in place.

It’s over.

I can't sleep again...

Lu Bai pretended not to see it and continued to say with a smile:
"For another example, Guan Yu can kill 1 Yan Liang in one hour, and Hua Tuo can save 20 Yan Liang in one hour. Assume there are 1 Yan Liang in total. When Guan Yu kills Yan Liang, Hua Tuo saves Yan Liang at the same time. Please..."

"How many times can Liu Bei throw Adou before Guan Yu kills all Yan Liang?"

"..."

"The silence value from Wu Baizhu is +20!"

The suitcase in Wu Baizhu's hand fell to the ground with a bang.

She seemed to be struck by thunder.

My brain was broken at that time.

"And there's..."

"do not talk!"

Seeing that Lu Bai wanted to continue talking.

Wu Baizhu quickly covered the guy's mouth with his hand.

She was really going to cry this time.

Who knows how long she had been pondering over the problem of White Bone Demon's headache before she came up with an answer.

It had only been a few minutes.

Two more came...

"Want to know the answer?" Lu Bai opened Wu Baizhu's fingers and asked with a smile.

He was sure.

This crazy woman definitely has obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Otherwise, who in the right mind would come to the door at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night just to say that the Bone Demon is a goblin and will not get sick?

"I can figure it out myself!"

Wu Baizhu glared at Lu Bai angrily, and then a cunning look suddenly flashed through his peach blossom eyes:
"However, if you want to ask me for something, you can call me sister first. Maybe I will be in a better mood and agree directly."

"Hahahaha...bye!"

Lu Bai scored twice, turned around and left.

Just a few steps away, the cell phone rang suddenly.

"If one day I become rich, my first choice is not to travel around the world..."

"Hey?"

Lu Bai answered the phone.

"Xiao Lu, I know you young people like to flirt, but you can't stand at the door and chat at this time. If not, take your girlfriend upstairs, close the door and then chat..."

Listening to the landlord's earnest persuasion.

Lu Bai wanted to say that I don't know this crazy woman, but in the end he held it back.

After promising the landlord to go upstairs to bed soon.

Lu Bai pulled Wu Baizhu a long way away and urged with a look of disgust:
"Let's go, let's go quickly. I don't need your help. If you do it again, I'll throw you into the trash can."

"I'll help you. You don't need to call me sister. Just tell me what's going on and the Umbra Queen will help you solve it."

For some reason, Wu Baizhu suddenly changed his mind.

Lu Bai was stunned and asked suspiciously: "What conditions?"

"emmm..."

Wu Baizhu blinked his eyes.

Peach blossom eyes stared at Lu Bai's hand without saying a word.

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　And~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)