Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 37 "Do you think you should mix No. 42 concrete with pasta?"

The audience was stunned.

Pour water twice in succession.

Mr. Lu, are you afraid that we don't know what's going on between you and Chen Xiaochan?
The live broadcast room was filled with excitement.

Even the audience who had always supported Lu Bai could not help but frown at this moment.

Mr. Lu, you are confused!

Who of you doesn’t come to watch the show in a slutty style?
In order to seduce girls, he even lost his most distinctive things.

Isn’t this self-destructive?

Fans of Wu Baizhu couldn't help it on the spot.

When I was interviewing Porridge, I came up with the Sunflower White Bone Essence three times in a row.

If it were Chen Xiaochan, it would become skin care tips and eating habits.

It must be said that Lu Bai did not do this on purpose.

Who believes?

The barrage was instantly drowned out by their gnashing teeth and condemnations!
Seeing the situation getting worse.

Even the popularity, which has been on an upward trend since its launch, has declined to a certain extent.

The director couldn't sit still.

He didn't expect Lu Bai to be so honest.

If you say release water, then release it to death.

Not at all vague.

"Lu Bai, that's enough. That's enough. Start asking questions now. If you wait any longer, the live broadcast room will explode!"

Hear the reminder from the headset.

Lu Bai was not in a hurry and waited silently for Chen Xiaochan to finish sharing her eating habits.

Then he pondered for a while and asked: "Why does Xiaochan like to eat pasta?"

"It's delicious. I think foreign countries are much ahead of us in terms of the sophistication of food. We only have a pair of chopsticks to eat everything, but they are different. The fork can pick up the food, and the knife can cut off the excess part of the food. It's very convenient... …”

Chen Xiaochan subconsciously expressed her true thoughts.

After realizing that something was wrong, he quickly waved his hand and explained:
"Of course, I'm not saying that chopsticks are inconvenient, but no one is as sophisticated as others. In fact, I personally still often use chopsticks to eat."

[Why do I suddenly feel disgusted with this woman? 】

【You are not alone upstairs!Damn it, you can lick the foreign father if you like, no one can stop you, you have to put on this trick, something that has been passed down for thousands of years, is it so worthless in your mouth? 】

[It’s just that no one is as exquisite as others. Why don’t you think of this exquisiteness? Do you know that the materials used to make chopsticks can be divided into bamboo, wood, bone, porcelain, jade, ivory, metal, plastic, etc. A dozen small ones?Do you know how much cultural heritage is contained in a pair of small chopsticks?Sooner or later, this bit of inheritance left by our ancestors will bring disaster to these gangs! 】

[Hahahaha, typical foreign farts are fragrant!Chopsticks have a lot of advantages over knives and forks, but they just pretend to be blind. 】

[No way, I’m so angry that my head hurts. I’m leaving my words here today. Old thief Lu, if you continue to irritate this kind of thing, I will stand on my head and eat shit every time I watch your show again! 】

The audience was furious.

Although Chen Xiaochan gave a fake explanation.

But anyone can hear the disgusting smell of worshiping foreigners.

While making domestic money, they complain about the backwardness of this and that.

What's the difference between picking up a bowl to eat and putting down the bowl to scold your mother?
The live broadcast room was filled with curses!
Logically speaking.

Lu Bai, the host, should step forward to save the situation at this moment.

But not only did he not take up the topic.

Instead, he just smiled and watched Chen Xiaochan getting darker and darker.

No intention of speaking at all.

Unexpectedly.

Chen Xiaochan saw that she was getting more and more confused as she spoke, and finally remembered the existence of Lu Bai, the host.

She quickly cast a look at Lu Bai asking for help, and said with a forced smile: "I'm not very good at talking, so my description may not be appropriate, but Host Lu should be able to understand what I mean, right?"

"Let's not talk about whether it is appropriate or not. I am very curious about something..."

Lu Bai pushed up his glasses and showed a bright smile: "Do you think you should mix No. 42 concrete with pasta?"

"What?" Chen Xiaochan didn't understand.

"Eating spaghetti mixed with No. 42 concrete, it's a royal way of eating that has been passed down since the Middle Ages. Don't you eat it like this?" Lu Bai said with a smile.

"..."

"The silence value from Chen Xiaochan is +40."

Chen Xiaochan was stunned.

I asked you to save the situation, but I didn’t ask you to ask questions!You don't ask sooner or later.

But I asked at such a critical time.

are you a pig? !
and also……

Eat pasta without mixing No. 42 concrete...

Do you really think I don’t know what No. 42 concrete is? !
Something to cover when paving roads and building bridges.

You want me to mix it with noodles and eat it?

What the hell.

Am I Optimus Prime?
The kind that doesn't bring any moisture into the urine and just squirts out the engine oil? ! !

at the same time.

in the live room.

The audience was stunned.

After reacting, I was so surprised that I didn't laugh out loud.

[Okay, okay, Old Thief Lu is finally starting to show off his strength!I knew it, I knew it!How could I, Mr. Lu, the dignified director of Qinglongshan No. [-] Mental Hospital, be corrupted by mere beauty! 】

[Oh my god, this royal family’s advanced eating method has been passed down since the Middle Ages, hahahaha, I can’t help but laugh! 】

[If I guess correctly...the name of the leader of this royal family is his mother, Megatron, right?I know this guy, his hometown is somewhere in Cybertron, and I see him every time I go back to Tun'er! ! ! 】

[Hahahaha, this sudden blow almost missed my waist!Old thief Lu is awesome!Where is the person who just said that Old Thief Lu was going to let loose? Come on, talk! 】

[Isn’t it just that you saw too much reaction in the live broadcast room, so you just put on a temporary show?Look, I'm so proud of you. I dropped the water twice and pretended to ask a question once. Can't you understand such a simple routine? 】

[That is, if Lu Bai wanted to exert his strength, he would have exerted his strength as early as the first question. Why wait until now?Just watch, the next step will definitely be watering down again! 】

[Damn, that’s right. Why didn’t Old Thief Lu increase his strength at the beginning? Instead, he waited until the third question to exert his strength? 】

Release water twice and ask questions once...

This pattern is indeed not in line with the old thief Lu Bai's usual style.

After the audience thought about it carefully.

Suddenly my heart skipped a beat.

He looked at the screen in surprise.

grandma's.

No way?
Is there really a script for this show?
Just when there was gradually some commotion in the live broadcast room.

On the stage.

Chen Xiaochan woke up from her daze.

His face turned green with anger.

She gritted her teeth and asked with an ugly face, "Are Host Lu kidding me?"

"Look, if you don't want to eat, you won't eat. Why are you so angry?"

Lu Bai muttered something unhappy, and then asked with a look of regret:

"Since Xiaochan doesn't like this question, why don't we change the topic?"

I can’t figure out when to ask questions and when to come to the rescue.

That's EQ.

You deserve it, you are just a bad host with a monthly salary of several thousand yuan!

Chen Xiaochan cursed in her heart for a long time.

Then he adjusted his mood and said with a forced smile: "Let's change it."

"it is good."

Lu Bai agreed straightforwardly.

He thought about it.

Give the glasses another nudge.

Slowly asked a slightly strange question:

"you……"

"Are there times when you have insomnia and can't sleep?"

...

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(End of this chapter)