Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum
Chapter 42 "Brother Lu, someone wants to steal your ass!!!"
Chapter 42 "Brother Lu, someone wants to steal your ass!!!"
"I came to Aunt Xie's house for dinner, why are you here, and why didn't you go to work this morning?"
Su Yuzhi frowned slightly and answered Lu Bai first.
She now has a headache when she sees this troublemaker.
Not only did she stay busy until late at night to wipe Lu Bai's butt last night, she also used her father's connections for the first time.
I thought I would take care of this thing when I went to work.
result……
People asked for leave but didn’t come!
"This is my second aunt's house. Director Su, why am I here? As for going to work... I had a bad stomachache last night and had a stomachache this morning, so I asked for leave."
Lu Bai also had a headache.
Nima.
Why is the guest a masculine woman?
If I had known, I would have ordered takeout at home at noon.
unlucky!
Su Yuzhi didn't believe this guy's nonsense at all, and asked coldly: "You have a stomachache and you look so energetic?"
"It's your stomach that hurts, not your head. Director Su, don't you believe that I can take you home to fish in the sewer?"
Lu Bai rolled his eyes.
Do you think this is at work?
You're so stubborn when you come to my old Lu's house to have a meal.
"..."
"The silence value from Su Yuzhi is +10."
Su Yuzhi clenched her fists and stared with beautiful eyes: "Disgusting."
"What's so disgusting about having diarrhea?" Lu Bai curled his lips and asked sideways, "Why, Director Su has a big butt, but he never has diarrhea?"
"I……"
Director Su had nothing to say.
Director Su was furious.
How could there be such scoundrels in the world!
If it weren't for the second aunt coming over at this time and interrupting the mutual argument between the two.
Su Yuzhi really wanted to throw this guy over his shoulder and slap him on the ground!
"I know you two have a good relationship, but you can't stand chatting at the door all the time. Come in quickly, the food is almost cold."
The second aunt took Su Yuzhi's hand and looked at her delicate and handsome face. The second aunt took a fierce look at her big pig's hooves.
"Don't bully Zhizhi, or I'll deal with you!"
Turning to face Su Yuzhi.
An unstoppable friendly smile appeared on the second aunt's face: "Zhizhi, you are so hungry. Auntie specially made boiled fish and ribs for you. Come and try to see if they suit your appetite. By the way. , Auntie, let me tell you, when I went to feed me in the morning, the little white cat was making a fuss..."
Come and sit down together at the dining table.
Watching the second aunt and Su Yuzhi being intimate.
Lu Bai cursed endlessly.
Who is your nephew?
He picked up the chopsticks and wanted to pick up a piece of spareribs to soothe his injured soul.
"Snapped!"
The second aunt patted Lu Bai's hand back without hesitation.
"Aren't you polite? The guest hasn't even touched his chopsticks yet. How can the host pick up the food first?"
Lu Bai: "..."
"Pfft~"
He saw this guy gritting his teeth and staring at him.
Su Yuzhi couldn't help but laugh.
It turns out there is still someone who can take care of this thing.
She picked up the second aunt's ribs and put them in her bowl, looked at Lu Bai lightly, and then stuffed them into her mouth.
then.
A pair of beautiful eyes suddenly narrowed in happiness.
good to eat!
Lu Bai really didn't expect it.
Su Yuzhi, who usually looks as cold as Master Miejie, is actually so good at eating!
A big bowl of rice.
It was eaten without blinking an eyelid!
What saddens him the most is his favorite sweet and sour pork ribs.
You can see it all the way.
The second aunt put the rest in the man's bowl.
There is also boiled fish.
I only got two pieces in total!
big eater!
Simply a loser!
Su Yuzhi's face turned slightly red.
The food cooked by Aunt Xie is so delicious.She did eat a little too much today.
"If you dare to tell us about the meal, you can clean the main control room until you retire!"
Su Yuzhi pretended to be calm and threatened fiercely.
He turned around and went to the kitchen to help his second aunt clear the dishes.
but……
Director Su obviously didn't do any housework at home.
Less than 3 minutes.
Two of the new bowls bought by the second aunt were broken, and three of the plates were broken...
Looking at the empty sink, I don't know what else to wash in.
And Director Su, who was rarely at a loss next to him.
Lu Baoxin said that you should say a few words to Second Aunt now.
Unexpectedly, the second aunt smiled with satisfaction and patted Su Yuzhi's hand gently: "It's okay, it just so happens that Auntie doesn't want to wash the dishes today. She's safe. This is a good sign."
Lu Bai's eyes almost fell to the floor.
No.
Still have this?
What if my uncle or I fell down?
You can't twist our big hips? ? ?
……
"Oh, look at Auntie's memory, why did she forget that you two have to go to work in the afternoon? How about... Zhizhi, you and Xiaobai go there together? He hasn't bought a car yet, so you just want to give him a ride."
The second aunt was really worried about her big pig's hooves.
He took Su Yuzhi and sat on the sofa in the living room and chatted for a long time.
He waited until it was time to go to work in the afternoon and then pretended to be annoyed and suggested that Lu Bai and Su Yuzhi go to work together.
Lu Bai wanted to refuse, but he saw the murderous look from his second aunt.
He recalled the scene of Lao Lutou being pressed on the sofa with a hammer.
In the end, I chose from the bottom of my heart not to speak...
Let's take the elevator downstairs together.
I saw Su Yuzhi’s pink little Beetle again.
Lu Bai couldn't help but feel happy.
He said: "Director Su really has a girlish heart."
But I rolled my eyes in my heart: With your manly personality, you are still pretending to be young. You think you are still an 18-year-old girl, old woman, that’s it!
Su Yuzhi said nothing, glanced at him sideways expressionlessly, then opened the door and got in the car.
Wait until Lu Bai sat down in the passenger seat.
She started the Beetle and drove in the direction of the unit, while speaking coldly:
"Don't get involved in things like last night in the future. It's too annoying."
This cannot be accepted.
Lu Bai blinked his eyes, imitating Su Yuzhi's tone, and said slowly: "Eat less for things like today. People will hate you too much."
"..."
"The silence value from Su Yuzhi is +10!"
Su Yuzhi suppressed the urge to drive the car into the river and die with this guy.
After a moment of silence he said:
"What happened last night is equal to what happened during the meal."
Lu Bai thought for a while and reluctantly agreed: "Okay... okay."
He is not happy anymore!
Su Yuzhi took a deep breath and gritted his teeth.
He said coldly: "There have been some personnel changes in the station recently, and the program team may have new leaders. You can put your mind to the show and don't be affected by these things."
The man's mother-in-law is going to be transferred? !
Lu Bai's eyes suddenly lit up and he rubbed his hands excitedly: "Then..."
"He's the deputy general manager. He's going to be my deputy. Don't think about it." Su Yuzhi knew what that bitch was thinking without even looking.
Lu Bai stiffened and said with a smile: "That's such a pity...it's really great."
Entered the TV station door.
Su Yuzhi looked for a place to park.
Lu Bai went upstairs to his office.
I just sat down and my buttocks haven’t even been warmed yet.
Li Guiyun rushed out in a hurry and shouted with a solemn face:
"Brother Lu, something serious has happened..."
“Someone’s trying to steal your ass!!!”
...
...
(End of this chapter)
"I came to Aunt Xie's house for dinner, why are you here, and why didn't you go to work this morning?"
Su Yuzhi frowned slightly and answered Lu Bai first.
She now has a headache when she sees this troublemaker.
Not only did she stay busy until late at night to wipe Lu Bai's butt last night, she also used her father's connections for the first time.
I thought I would take care of this thing when I went to work.
result……
People asked for leave but didn’t come!
"This is my second aunt's house. Director Su, why am I here? As for going to work... I had a bad stomachache last night and had a stomachache this morning, so I asked for leave."
Lu Bai also had a headache.
Nima.
Why is the guest a masculine woman?
If I had known, I would have ordered takeout at home at noon.
unlucky!
Su Yuzhi didn't believe this guy's nonsense at all, and asked coldly: "You have a stomachache and you look so energetic?"
"It's your stomach that hurts, not your head. Director Su, don't you believe that I can take you home to fish in the sewer?"
Lu Bai rolled his eyes.
Do you think this is at work?
You're so stubborn when you come to my old Lu's house to have a meal.
"..."
"The silence value from Su Yuzhi is +10."
Su Yuzhi clenched her fists and stared with beautiful eyes: "Disgusting."
"What's so disgusting about having diarrhea?" Lu Bai curled his lips and asked sideways, "Why, Director Su has a big butt, but he never has diarrhea?"
"I……"
Director Su had nothing to say.
Director Su was furious.
How could there be such scoundrels in the world!
If it weren't for the second aunt coming over at this time and interrupting the mutual argument between the two.
Su Yuzhi really wanted to throw this guy over his shoulder and slap him on the ground!
"I know you two have a good relationship, but you can't stand chatting at the door all the time. Come in quickly, the food is almost cold."
The second aunt took Su Yuzhi's hand and looked at her delicate and handsome face. The second aunt took a fierce look at her big pig's hooves.
"Don't bully Zhizhi, or I'll deal with you!"
Turning to face Su Yuzhi.
An unstoppable friendly smile appeared on the second aunt's face: "Zhizhi, you are so hungry. Auntie specially made boiled fish and ribs for you. Come and try to see if they suit your appetite. By the way. , Auntie, let me tell you, when I went to feed me in the morning, the little white cat was making a fuss..."
Come and sit down together at the dining table.
Watching the second aunt and Su Yuzhi being intimate.
Lu Bai cursed endlessly.
Who is your nephew?
He picked up the chopsticks and wanted to pick up a piece of spareribs to soothe his injured soul.
"Snapped!"
The second aunt patted Lu Bai's hand back without hesitation.
"Aren't you polite? The guest hasn't even touched his chopsticks yet. How can the host pick up the food first?"
Lu Bai: "..."
"Pfft~"
He saw this guy gritting his teeth and staring at him.
Su Yuzhi couldn't help but laugh.
It turns out there is still someone who can take care of this thing.
She picked up the second aunt's ribs and put them in her bowl, looked at Lu Bai lightly, and then stuffed them into her mouth.
then.
A pair of beautiful eyes suddenly narrowed in happiness.
good to eat!
Lu Bai really didn't expect it.
Su Yuzhi, who usually looks as cold as Master Miejie, is actually so good at eating!
A big bowl of rice.
It was eaten without blinking an eyelid!
What saddens him the most is his favorite sweet and sour pork ribs.
You can see it all the way.
The second aunt put the rest in the man's bowl.
There is also boiled fish.
I only got two pieces in total!
big eater!
Simply a loser!
Su Yuzhi's face turned slightly red.
The food cooked by Aunt Xie is so delicious.She did eat a little too much today.
"If you dare to tell us about the meal, you can clean the main control room until you retire!"
Su Yuzhi pretended to be calm and threatened fiercely.
He turned around and went to the kitchen to help his second aunt clear the dishes.
but……
Director Su obviously didn't do any housework at home.
Less than 3 minutes.
Two of the new bowls bought by the second aunt were broken, and three of the plates were broken...
Looking at the empty sink, I don't know what else to wash in.
And Director Su, who was rarely at a loss next to him.
Lu Baoxin said that you should say a few words to Second Aunt now.
Unexpectedly, the second aunt smiled with satisfaction and patted Su Yuzhi's hand gently: "It's okay, it just so happens that Auntie doesn't want to wash the dishes today. She's safe. This is a good sign."
Lu Bai's eyes almost fell to the floor.
No.
Still have this?
What if my uncle or I fell down?
You can't twist our big hips? ? ?
……
"Oh, look at Auntie's memory, why did she forget that you two have to go to work in the afternoon? How about... Zhizhi, you and Xiaobai go there together? He hasn't bought a car yet, so you just want to give him a ride."
The second aunt was really worried about her big pig's hooves.
He took Su Yuzhi and sat on the sofa in the living room and chatted for a long time.
He waited until it was time to go to work in the afternoon and then pretended to be annoyed and suggested that Lu Bai and Su Yuzhi go to work together.
Lu Bai wanted to refuse, but he saw the murderous look from his second aunt.
He recalled the scene of Lao Lutou being pressed on the sofa with a hammer.
In the end, I chose from the bottom of my heart not to speak...
Let's take the elevator downstairs together.
I saw Su Yuzhi’s pink little Beetle again.
Lu Bai couldn't help but feel happy.
He said: "Director Su really has a girlish heart."
But I rolled my eyes in my heart: With your manly personality, you are still pretending to be young. You think you are still an 18-year-old girl, old woman, that’s it!
Su Yuzhi said nothing, glanced at him sideways expressionlessly, then opened the door and got in the car.
Wait until Lu Bai sat down in the passenger seat.
She started the Beetle and drove in the direction of the unit, while speaking coldly:
"Don't get involved in things like last night in the future. It's too annoying."
This cannot be accepted.
Lu Bai blinked his eyes, imitating Su Yuzhi's tone, and said slowly: "Eat less for things like today. People will hate you too much."
"..."
"The silence value from Su Yuzhi is +10!"
Su Yuzhi suppressed the urge to drive the car into the river and die with this guy.
After a moment of silence he said:
"What happened last night is equal to what happened during the meal."
Lu Bai thought for a while and reluctantly agreed: "Okay... okay."
He is not happy anymore!
Su Yuzhi took a deep breath and gritted his teeth.
He said coldly: "There have been some personnel changes in the station recently, and the program team may have new leaders. You can put your mind to the show and don't be affected by these things."
The man's mother-in-law is going to be transferred? !
Lu Bai's eyes suddenly lit up and he rubbed his hands excitedly: "Then..."
"He's the deputy general manager. He's going to be my deputy. Don't think about it." Su Yuzhi knew what that bitch was thinking without even looking.
Lu Bai stiffened and said with a smile: "That's such a pity...it's really great."
Entered the TV station door.
Su Yuzhi looked for a place to park.
Lu Bai went upstairs to his office.
I just sat down and my buttocks haven’t even been warmed yet.
Li Guiyun rushed out in a hurry and shouted with a solemn face:
"Brother Lu, something serious has happened..."
“Someone’s trying to steal your ass!!!”
...
...
(End of this chapter)
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