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Chapter 69 Wu Baizhu: "Okay, Dad~"

"Fuck?"

Lu Bai was startled for a moment.

Inexplicably, this voice feels familiar.

He turned around and looked through the light of the street lamp.

I saw a young woman in a white dress squatting not far away, pressing a white puppy to the ground in front of her with one hand.

While tapping the other person's head with his fingers.

While raising his face, he asked seriously over and over again in a soft voice:

"Tell me, are you convinced?!"

Who else could it be if she wasn't Wu Baizhu, that crazy woman?
Lu Bai suddenly had a black look on his face. He walked over and grabbed Wu Baizhu by the back of her neck and lifted her up. He asked angrily: "Why are you beating someone else's dog when you are so good?"

"It robbed me of grilled sausages, and scolded me if I didn't give them to me. It's rude." Wu Baizhu complained angrily and put his hands on his hips.

"..."

Lu Bai was silent for a long time, then pointed at the little white dog, which was less than 10 centimeters tall on the ground and its bark had a bit of a milky sound.

"Are you sure it was the one who scolded you?"

It’s so obvious there’s not even a full moon!

"You don't believe me? Come on, student Xiao Lu, get up and scold him."

Wu Baizhu squatted down unconvinced, picked up the pure white puppy, and held it in front of Lu Bai.

The little white dog said nothing.

Wu Baizhu hesitated for a moment, then added: "If you scold him, I will buy you sausages, just like the ones just now."

"Oooh? Woof woof woof!"

Hearing this, the originally wiry little white dog suddenly became energetic. He straightened his neck and stared at Lu Bai while making a small sound.

If it weren't for being held by Wu Baizhu.

Judging from the posture, it even wants to rush forward and kick with its short legs.

Otherwise, the sausage will not be stable to eat...

"I won't tell you whether it scolded me or not. Please tell me carefully what happened to classmate Xiao Lu?" Lu Bai said with a headache.

"Classmate Xiao Lu? What classmate Xiao Lu? Why didn't I hear it?"

Wu Baizhu stiffened, whistling as if nothing had happened, and put the little white dog in his arms into Lu Bai's hands: "To celebrate our first song hitting 50 views, I bought it for you, so hurry up and hold it."

"No."

Lu Bai lowered his head and glanced at the dirty white dog in his hand.

He immediately shook his head in disgust.

If he bought this, he would eat the phone.

"No, you can't want it. If you don't want it, don't even want to know the good news!" Wu Baizhu was anxious and threatened with his peach blossom eyes.

"I already know, "Ten Years" has more than 50 views, right?" Lu Bai said lightly.

"Eh? How did you know!"

"You just said it yourself."

"……All right."

Wu Baizhu recalled it and realized that he seemed to have really said it, so he had to smack his lips and acknowledge it.

But soon, she had a new idea.

Wu Baizhu rolled his eyes: "This is not the only good news. Do you remember the script you asked me to help you sell before?"

"Sold?" Lu Bai was confused.

"Sold." Wu Baizhu nodded reservedly, with a little pride on his pretty face.

"What conditions?" Lu Bai was a little surprised and asked.

"You tell me first whether you want it or not."

Wu Baizhu's eyes were sly, and he pointed at the little white dog that he had picked up...or, no, bought.

"Tell me where it comes from first?"

"I bought it. I went to the pet store to buy it for you!"

"Hahaha... don't."

"Okay, okay, let me tell you the truth. I met you when I came here to find you. When you saw me eating sausages, you followed me..." Wu Baizhu finally told the truth.

"Then why don't you raise it yourself?" Lu Bai frowned.The rental house he lives in now only has a small amount of space, and it is too small for him alone. Raising a dog will not only be crowded, but also troublesome.

"I……"

Wu Baizhu was silent for a moment.

His tone was a little disappointed for the first time.

"The hotel I'm staying in now has no place to keep it." "Hotel? It's not good to live in a nice home, so why go and stay in a hotel."

Lu Boleng was stunned for a moment. If he remembered correctly, Wu Baizhu had a villa in the city center in Shanghai.

"I had a little conflict with my family. Oh, don't worry about it. You can help Umbra raise it first, and I'll give you alimony every month."

Wu Baizhu turned his head unnaturally, obviously not wanting to talk more about this topic.

"Ahem, it doesn't matter whether the child support is alimony or not. The main thing is that I also think this little thing is cute." Lu Bai coughed and said seriously.

"What about the alimony?" Wu Baizhu's eyes were teasing.

"Hahaha...take it away!"

Lu Bai was instantly ruthless. He picked up the little white dog in disgust and wanted to return it to Wu Baizhu.

"Didn't you say that child support is not important?"

Wu Baizhu smiled and joked, not caring, thought for a while and said:

"Didn't you lend me 30 yuan before? Ten thousand a month, just deduct it from it until I come to pick it up."

With that said, she threw another bank card over, yawned and turned around to leave.

"Cari is the current profit from the few songs we have released. My part has been taken out. By the way, the money from selling the script is also included. The contract will be sent to you tomorrow. Okay, I have to go back to the hotel to sleep after the film. , Xiao Luzi, please kneel down~"

"I'll help you raise the dog for the time being, and forget about the child support. Just remember not to post the song "Decent" yourself. I'll record it and send it to you another day."

Lu Bai curled his lips, put away his bank card, and picked up the dog.

Something has definitely happened to this crazy woman.

But since people don’t want to say it.

He didn't ask any more questions.

Go upstairs.

I just finished bathing my dirty little white dog.

The Weixin alert sounded, and Dashachun, who had not been a demon for several days, suddenly sent a message.

"Brother Lu, my wife and I divorced. We just went to Thailand to have sex reassignment surgery. No one wants her now. Let's live together from now on. My breasts are so big now!"

Lu Bai only replied with one word.

"roll."

"okay!"

Lu Bai thought for a while, then hesitantly sent another message: "If anything happens, just remember to say something and Dad will help you, if he can."

"Okay, Dad!"

Lu Bai was silent for a moment: "Get out!"

"Pfft~"

Under a streetlight less than 50 meters away from the community.

Wu Baizhu was holding her stomach and laughing so hard that she could hardly stand up straight.

She replied again with a ok.

Then put away the phone.

Humming a song and walking towards the hotel.

"If an angel says uh-huh uh-huh, he won't be accepted. If a devil says uh-huh uh-huh, uh-huh-huh-huh!"

……

Although Comrade Lao Yang did not accept Lu Bai's love at the show.

But it's interesting.

After returning home.

He thought about it for a long time and asked his daughter to use her Weibo to send a message for him:

"If you can't answer it, you can't answer it. I'm not embarrassed to admit it. That little brat named Lu is annoying, but he has an interesting personality. You can watch the show. Also, the little brat named Lu..."

"Remember to come to the Academy of Agricultural Sciences to see Lao Yang when you have time. There are a lot of expired pesticides here..."

"Aren't you curious whether pesticides are more poisonous or less poisonous after they expire? It's time to try it yourself!!!"

After this Weibo was sent out.

It quickly became a hot search.

The celebrity interviews suddenly became more popular!

It even spawned a hot search:
"Who is the weakling named Lu?"Why does he want to drink pesticide?Is there any psychological problem? ? ? 》

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