Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 83 "Wait a minute, Xiao Ming was born when his father was 16 years old, grandpa... his father was born when he was 123 years old?!"

"The silence value from Qin Lei is +10...+10...+10..."

Qin Lei wanted to die.

Now he doesn't have to worry about becoming the old Qin in the eyes of Class 6, Grade [-].

He is now the boss in the eyes of all the students in the entire Magic City No. [-] Middle School!

From now on, every time the students of No. [-] Middle School take a set of test papers, they will greet him in their hearts. Every time they take a set of test papers, they will greet him in their hearts...

This means that Qin Lei will no longer continue to be a teacher in No. [-] Middle School.

otherwise.

Bicycle rims have to be taken down and thrown into the pit!

"Host Lu, the gifts have been given out and the students have seen them. Can we start the interview now?"

Come out of the teaching building and walk on the tree-lined path of the school.

Qin Lei took a breath and vowed to regain his place in the interview.

"Okay, okay, Brother Lei, the course you taught was mathematics, right?"

Lu Bai put his hands behind his back like a retired veteran cadre, strolled around and looked at the scenery around him, and asked casually.

"Well, I have been very interested in mathematics since I was a child. Later, I failed the college entrance examination and went to a normal school, so I simply chose mathematics as my major."

Compared with Old Thief Lu's leisurely and comfortable style, Qin Lei didn't seem so relaxed. All he could think about was asking Lu Bai to ask questions quickly so that he could show off his talents.

"How did you come up with the idea of ​​pursuing a career in the entertainment industry?"

A group of people came to sit in front of a bench in the middle of the school woods.

Lu Bai got a bunch of green and attractive apricots from somewhere and held them in his hands. While he was talking, he wiped them clean with a tissue and handed one to Qin Lei with a smile.

"No, let's talk while eating."

"It's just fate. I usually like to watch movies. No matter how busy I am with my teaching duties, I will take time to go to the cinema to watch a few movies every weekend. Later, I went to Hengdian with my friends and accidentally bumped into each other. A certain director in the industry..."

Qin Lei took a bite and it was a bit sour, but he was not picky about food. He finished the meal quickly and threw the core into the trash can.

Turn around.

Suddenly, he noticed that Lu Bai was staring at him with piercing eyes.

He was stunned for a moment and asked: "Master Lu, why don't you eat? I've already finished eating."

Lu Bai shook his head innocently:

"I'm afraid there are pesticides..."

"Pesticides? Didn't you buy the apricots?!" Qin Lei said in shock.

"No, I just picked them by the roadside. It's the same road we took when we came here. There are a bunch of apricot trees."

Lu Bai pointed to the path not far away, which was where they had just walked.

"..."

"The silence value from Qin Lei is +20!"

Qin Lei's face turned dark.

Are you fucking afraid that I will eat it if there are pesticides?
  You are a human being!

He quickly stood up and rushed to the trash can next to him in three steps at a time, as if he was about to take out the apricots he had just eaten.

Lu Bai was puzzled: "Brother Lei, what are you doing!"

"What else can you do, spit out the apricots!"

"Oh, vomit then."

Lu Bai suddenly realized it. He picked up an apricot and stuffed it into his mouth. While eating it, he squatted next to it and waited.

"No, you dare to eat apricots picked randomly by the roadside without even knowing whether they contain pesticides? Are you trying to kill yourself? Throw them away and squat down, let's vomit together!" Qin Lei was shocked and shouted angrily. .

"It was lost a long time ago." Lu Bai said matter-of-factly.

"Then what are you eating?" Qin Lei was stunned and pointed at the green apricot he was eating.

"I put a few fruit into the fruit plate that Director Zhao gave me just now. I bought it from the supermarket and it is designated as pesticide-free." Lu Bai explained with a smile.

"so……"

With his back to the camera, Qin Lei's action of dunking Xingzi suddenly froze, and he said in confusion:

"The one you gave me was also in the fruit plate?"

"Otherwise?" Lu Bai had a surprised expression on his face, saying, "There's no need to ask."

"Then why didn't you tell me earlier? Didn't you see that I was squatting here vomiting for a long time!!!"

"I wonder why you didn't ask Brother Lei. I thought you were just willing to throw up after eating." Lu Bai scratched his head and smiled sheepishly.

Qin Lei: "..."

God really thinks that you will be willing to throw up after eating. Hear it to yourself, listen to this!
  The audience almost burst into laughter.

The barrage scrolls rapidly:
  [Hahahaha, he's quite aggrieved. Who the hell eats just to spit it out? I can't do it anymore, I'm going to die laughing. 】

[Pfft, hahaha, it turns out that the program team made a damn wise decision to release Old Thief Lu. In the past, the studio was used to limit this guy’s sexy moves! 】

[I haven’t even started asking questions yet. My face is almost twitching with laughter. If I really start asking questions, how about that? 】

[You think, what problems will Old Thief Lu give Qin Lei? As the other party’s math teacher, it seems that it’s not easy to ask questions. 】

[What you said, if I could know this, wouldn’t I become Old Thief Lu? Just wait, it will probably be soon. 】

……

"The silence value from Qin Lei is +20."

Qin Lei has never seen such an inhumane animal in his whole life!

He took a deep breath, silently returned to the bench and sat down, feeling that his head was buzzing.

"Host Lu, can we start asking questions now?"

"Of course, of course. It just so happens that I also have a few math questions that I want to ask Brother Lei."

Lu Bai is a dog like a dog, but he listens to advice.

In fact, he just gave Qin Lei apricots to prepare for asking questions. Otherwise, it would be a bit embarrassing to ask questions right up front.

After all, he is an artist from Dashachun Company, and he is considered half of his own.

But since Qin Lei told him to ask questions, there was nothing to worry about.

Lu Bai pushed up his glasses, pondered for a while, and said cheerfully:

"Xiao Ming is eight years old this year. His father's age is three times that of Xiao Ming's. Grandpa's age is six times and three years older than his father's. Ask..."

"How old are dad and grandpa each year?"

[Holy shit, isn’t this a primary school math problem? 】

[Yes, by asking this question, does Qin Lei think too little of his identity as a high school mathematics teacher? 】

[I’m not bragging. Don’t ask Qin Lei to take action on this issue. I can figure it out casually on the field! 】

[You underestimated the enemy. Lu Bai, the dog thief, definitely underestimated the enemy. Teacher Qin, please slap your big answer on the little thief’s face and let him wake up! 】

[That’s right, you actually came up with an elementary school math problem. Who are you looking down on? He must be taught a lesson! 】

There was a commotion in the live broadcast room.

The audience was expecting what Old Thief Lu would ask.

I heard that this guy actually solved an elementary school math problem.

Fortunately, his eyes didn't fall to the ground in shock.

special.

Isn’t this too disrespectful to regard high school mathematics teachers as units?
  You can just ask me about some high school knowledge points!
  Elementary school math questions...

His grandma must not let Qin Lei beat you until your face is swollen?
  ……

at the same time.

After Qin Lei heard the question, he quickly started doing mental arithmetic. The question was so simple that he didn't even use a minute to get the result.

however.

It’s a good thing that the result was not calculated.

After calculating the result.

Qin Lei was suddenly stunned.

The answer he calculated was...

Xiao Ming’s father is 24 years old and his grandfather is 147 years old!
  Qin Lei was stunned at that time, and he was stunned on the spot.

Let’s not talk about how Xiao Ming, his grandfather, did it until he was 147 years old!

The problem is, according to this calculation!

Xiao Ming was born to Xiao Ming’s father at the age of 16!
  then……

Grandpa Xiao Ming’s father, Xiao Ming, was born when he was 123 years old? ? ?
  "hiss!"

Qin Lei took a deep breath instantly.

No, this answer is definitely wrong.

He definitely miscalculated!
  Recalculation, must be recalculated! ! !
  ...

...

　Damn it, it’s ten minutes late, Lao Qi deserves death, eh hoo, I’m wrong~
  　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)