Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum
Chapter 87 "Girl, he is playing tricks on you!"
Chapter 87 "Girl, he is playing tricks on you!"
"Hello, I was introduced to you by my second uncle for a blind date."
"Well, I was introduced here too...wait a minute, Lu Bai? Why is it you?"
"Um, I still want to ask, why is it you?"
Inside the Forest Light Year Chinese Restaurant.
Lu Bai and Luo Xiaoyu looked at each other with a bit of confusion on their faces.
"It turns out that the young and promising host Auntie Wang was talking about is You..."
Luo Xiaoyu's big eyes were gleaming with hostility.
She has not forgotten how Lu Bai bullied her on the show.
"False names are all false names."
Lu Bai waved his hands modestly, thinking that Aunt Wang was quite discerning, and could see through her handsome appearance that she was full of talent.
"You said he was fat and he was breathing heavily!"
Luo Xiaoyu rolled his eyes quietly, he had never seen such a thick-skinned person.
She adjusted her sitting posture and showed a serious expression on her small face.
"Since you're all here, let's chat for a while. Let's get straight to the point. You..."
Although Luo Xiaoyu tried his best to pretend to be knowledgeable and give this hateful guy a showdown, after all, this was the first blind date in the life of an older leftover girl. She didn’t understand the process at all, so after pretending to speak, she suddenly didn’t I know where to start the conversation.
calm down!
Luo Xiaoyu, you can do it, think about what your master taught you when you came here!
She forced herself to calm down and tried to recall for a long time. Finally, her eyes lit up, and she puffed out her cheeks and asked in an old-fashioned way:
"You, you, how much is your monthly salary?"
"8000, four days off per month."
Lu Bai was amused by her and wanted to laugh a little. He had met a lot of blind dates recently, some were realistic, and some were just here to deal with things, but people like Luo Xiaoyu didn't know how to pretend to understand and forced themselves to pretend to be experienced. This is the first time he has met.
"Only 8000?"
Luo Xiaoyu didn't want to have a good blind date at all. She wanted revenge. She wanted to return all the grievances she suffered on the show to someone. So even though her salary was not much higher than Lu Bai, she still curled her lips and made A look of disdain.
"Haha, that's just my salary last month."
"What about this month?" Luo Xiaoyu looked hesitant and glanced at Lu Bai timidly. Did he get a salary increase? In this case, it seems untenable to perform surgery on salary.
"7500, I'm going to have a blind date with you today, but I've missed all my attendance."
"..."
"The silence value from Luo Xiaoyu is +10!"
Luo Xiaoyu grinded his teeth bitterly. Sure enough, this person was not only annoying on the show, but also very irritating in private!
"But it doesn't matter, I still have the year-end bonus." Lu Bai was in a very calm and relaxed state, as if he had everything under control, and losing 500 yuan for perfect attendance was not a big deal at all.
"Year-end bonus? What's there?" Luo Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly couldn't help feeling a little guilty. Listening to this tone, Lu Bai's year-end bonus is most likely not a small number. It seems that she plans to take action on her salary and income. is a wrong choice.
Lu Bai smiled slightly, blinked at Luo Xiaoyu, who was in a state of confusion and crazy thinking, and said proudly:
"One box of apples, two boxes of pears!"
"?????"
Luo Xiaoyu was stunned at that time.
next to.
An old man who was eating couldn't hold back his laughter and kept laughing for a long time. He pointed at Lu Bai and said to Luo Xiaoyu:
"Hey, girl, he is playing tricks on you~"
"Yeah, you're kidding me!"
Luo Xiaoyu finally reacted, and opened his eyes angrily, with a fierce expression on his face that said, "Believe it or not, I will bite you to death."
"Why am I kidding you? One box of apples and two boxes of pears are indeed my year-end bonus. I'm not lying to you." Lu Bai looked innocent.
"Hey, it's the 21st century, and there is still such a deduction? Where do you go to work, young man?"
The old man who just answered the call was very surprised and asked with curious eyes.
"I just graduated two years ago and am working as a host at Magic City Channel." Lu Bai explained with a smile.
"The one on Yuanshan North Road, our own Magic City TV?"
The old man recalled it for a while and quickly accurately stated the location of the Magic City Terrace. People of their generation could almost be said to have watched the development of Magic City, and they were basically familiar with these relatively famous units.
"Yes, that's it." Lu Bai nodded. "Hey, it shouldn't be. How can such a big TV station only have such a small year-end bonus? Young man, let me tell you, either the money was stolen by your leaders, or your leaders are incompetent and can't get any benefits from the work. , and even you employees will suffer along with him."
"Uncle, I really don't want to talk to you about this. Let me tell you, the female leader of our unit is probably going through menopause this year. She is a thief. Some time ago, she not only deducted my bonus but also punished me to clean the house. Uncle Guess what the reason is?"
"What?"
"Because my left foot goes first to the unit door!"
"Hey! There is such a bullshit leader?!"
Not only the uncle was shocked.
Even Luo Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but cast a sympathetic look at Lu Bai. This kid is really miserable. With such a menopausal female leader, no wonder the year-end bonus is only a pitiful box of apples. Two boxes of pears.
She quickly forgot that she was here for a blind date, and instead listened to Lu Bai and the old man next door denounce this inappropriate leader.
The more I listen to it, the more wonderful it becomes, and the more I listen to it, the more sympathetic I become.
So much so that Luo Xiaoyu not only forgot about the blind date, but also forgot about taking revenge against Lu Bai.
How could such a hateful leader be a girl!
The three of them were chatting enthusiastically here.
not far away.
Su Yuzhi's face turned dark.
A menopausal female leader has irregular menstruation, is so fat that even her high heels break when she walks, and she also likes to squeeze her subordinates...
good good.
The surname is Lu.
I have such an unbearable image in your mouth, right?
"Crack squeak~"
Su Yuzhi groaned in pain from the chopsticks in his hand.
Sitting opposite her, with a shiny slicked back hair and some powder on his face, he looked at the slightly effeminate young man and asked with concern: "Zhizhi, what's wrong with you? Aren’t you feeling unwell?”
Hearing the other person's "Yeah~" that came back a thousand times, it had a soft and charming flavor.
Su Yuzhi almost couldn't help but throw him over her shoulder on the spot. He was a young man in his twenties, with thicker makeup on his face than hers. Even if he was babbling when he spoke, he could not help but raise his eyebrows. A little finger…
Director Su wants to hit someone.
Going on a blind date with this kind of person would be worse than just trying to make do with a beast named Lu next door!
She took a deep breath, forced a smile, and waved her hand:
"I'm fine, Zhang Yu. I still have some work in my unit that I need to go back to deal with. I won't talk to you today. We will make an appointment when we have time. I have already bought the order. You can eat slowly..."
talking.
Su Yuzhi stood up and said sorry, picked up the mobile phone on the table and walked straight out of the restaurant.
When passing by Lu Bai's location.
She paused slightly, said something in a cold voice, and walked out of the restaurant door.
"I'll wait for you at the door of the restaurant. When you're done complaining, remember to come find me..."
This sudden change made the three people at the table a bit confused.
The old man glanced at the dull-looking Lu Bai, and then at a cold voice who had just walked out of the restaurant.
Take a breath in an instant.
He once again pointed out that Lu Bai reminded Luo Xiaoyu loudly:
"Hey, girl, not only is this kid playing tricks on you, he's also playing tricks on you!"
"What are you waiting for..."
"Tickle him!!!"
...
...
(End of this chapter)
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