China Entertainment: I really don’t want to live with the queen.

Chapter 229 The ultimate dog-licking by concubine Xu Chen, an outlaw madman

Xu Chen is filming the MV for the album [Master Wang].

In the entire album, Xu Chen has a role in the songs Princess and Love. Both MVs are tragic love stories. The princess was born from Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, and the love song was born from the story of a comet.

Both stories are sad, leave happiness to yourself and sadness to fans~

Xu Chen's album production funds were all funded by Modern Sky. Rounding off, it is approximately equal to Xu Chen's own money.

He has never had any idea about money. Besides, filming with Fei Fei and Xiao Gao, maybe when they get married, it can be used as wedding celebration material~

Xu Chen has already consulted lawyer Zhang San.

They are all married, and he is holding weddings with four women at the same time. As long as he does not obtain a certificate, it does not constitute an illegal act. Xu Chen, an outlaw, is just a carefree~

Therefore.

Xu Chenhao is inhumane and has no budget limit for MV shooting.

MV director Lou Ye’s eyes are green and shiny, he is jealous and envious, and he is always ready to slap Xu Chen.

Alchemy master Lao Lou feels miserable!

When he makes a movie, he takes a penny and breaks it in half to spend. The crew can have up to 20 people.

Fortunately for Xu Chen, two MVs were shot with a budget of 200 million and no upper limit. The crew included 48 people and three trucks of costumes and props, all from Peking to Guilin.

We ate, drank and slept along the way, and the money flowed away like running water.

He, Old Lou, has never fought such a wealthy battle in his life!

With this kind of financial support, he, Old Lou, would dare to conquer the three major European countries. Alas, how could the sky be so kind to me, Lou Ye?

Xu Chen, a prodigal son who smiles for beauty and plays tricks on the princes, is so kind to him. The most despicable thing is that he brings two wives to play blindly~

For Xu Chen, a pretentious person who relies on his talents to do evil, Lou Ye curled his lips downwards, the most special thing...

Like it!

With her butt stuck out and a Shiba Inu-like smile at the corner of her mouth, she walked to Xu Chen in small steps and smiled: "Hey, brother Chen, good afternoon. I'll excuse you from your lunch break. I have some small work that I want to report to you, brother Chen." ."

Guilin's landscape is unparalleled in the world, with beautiful mountains and rivers, crystal clear rivers and abundant sunshine in the afternoon.

Xu Chen and the princess each had a lounge chair, with almost the same lazy and tired look, nestled under the big tree, lazily basking in the sun.

Xu Chen looks like an ancient scholar, wearing an elegant white robe, and has an elegant and handsome temperament.

The scholar's official standard outfit is Miss Wang Feifei, the prime minister's daughter. She wears a rich and gorgeous palace red dress. Thanks to her cool and charming personality, the red dress is not gaudy, but has a pure and elegant temperament.

"Old Lou, what are you doing?" Xu Chen was a little unaccustomed to Lou Ye's flattering smile.

The main thing is Lao Lou’s appearance. Most people develop by soaking in amniotic fluid, but Lao Lou develops by soaking in bitter water. When he smiles like a Shiba Inu, he looks very inconsistent.

It turns out that Lao Lou has a rigorous style and is very serious. If something goes wrong, there must be a monster. When Lao Lou sticks out his butt, Xu Chen knows that he wants to ask for money again!

"Brother Chen, isn't there a butterfly in the script? The prop team has sent the butterfly over. Brother Chen, do you want to take a look?" Lou Ye really admired Xu Chen.

The MV script can be called a dance on Lao Dou’s grave~

During the Han Dynasty, the general Wei Dou was so powerful that he forcibly married Feifei, the prime minister of the Wang family.

Wang Feifei and scholar Xu Chen both like the konghou. When they play the konghou, they can attract butterflies to fly.

At a Lantern Festival party, Wang Feifei and Xu Chen happened to play the song "Phoenix Prisoner of the Phoenix" together. They secretly fell in love and agreed to elope.

General Wei Dou, who was jealous of love and hated because of jealousy, sent troops to encircle and suppress the miserable mandarin duck. He was despicable and shameless, and threatened Wang Feifei with Xu Chen's life.

On the wedding day, with ten miles of red makeup, phoenix crowns and garlands, as they walked to the Broken Bridge, Wang Feifei missed her lover and played the konghou, and a butterfly danced alone~

Wang Feifei was heartbroken, knowing that her lover had been killed a long time ago. Distraught, she cut off the konghou and committed suicide by jumping into the river.

There were lightning and thunder, and it was raining so hard that one couldn't tell whether it was rain or tears. General Wei Dou drew his sword and wanted to cut off the two lingering butterflies. He sighed in grief and anger: "You love him, but you don't love me!"

When Lou Ye read the script, he mourned for Dou Wei in his heart. It was not good to offend anyone, but Xu Chen. This guy was so bad, and he would be punished even if he killed someone.

Lou Ye can imagine that when the album is released, fans will laugh and laugh, and poor old Dou will be incompetent and furious again~

The princess was jealous of Xu Chen's petty behavior.

Holding his forehead with one hand, he is both angry and funny. He doesn't look like a Chinese pop king at all. He is clearly just a blind [jealous] boy, and he is still jealous.

It's terrible for a little puppy to be jealous, and he has to declare to the whole world that he wants to take over her beauty.

The MV hurt Dou Wei, so the princess could only say sorry. After all, she had to choose between Xu Chen and Dou Wei, so of course she chose Xu Chen unconditionally~

When Xu Chen's new album is released, friends in the industry such as Leslie Cheung and Anita Mui will definitely make fun of her again. The lyrics are so shameful.

"Are the butterflies here?" Xu Chen was very concerned about this matter.

After all, Li Yapeng and the princess [Butterfly Incident], the soft-boiled man was widely ridiculed by the crowd, saying that he and the princess were not the same people at all, one was obsessed with money, and the other was a man of temperament.

[Xiao Sanmen] has a negative impact on the princess's image and career. She can completely separate her private life from newspaper reports, but she has a large number of friends and relatives who are interested...

This negative impact will eventually turn into pressure and put on her.

Up to now, the princess had never complained to him, and neither of them had even blushed once. Xu Chen cherished the friendship with the princess, and immediately said: "Lao Lou, when did you arrive? Please take me to see her."

"Half an hour ago, Brother Chen, are these butterflies valuable?" Lou Ye looked suspicious.

I really don't understand Xu Chen's seriousness. This man spends millions to pick up girls without raising his eyebrows. How much are a few small butterflies worth?

The result is imminent.

"Achen, what happened?" The princess was sleeping lazily.

Guilin has beautiful mountains and clear waters, and the scenery is picturesque. She and Xu Chen traveled alone to focus on the key points. Xu Chen did not take Comrade Xiao Gao with him, it was just her and Xiao Nai Dog~

The princess didn't mind Xu Chen having other women, but she also couldn't accept the appearance of two or three women at the same time, except for Gao Yuanyuan.

In the princess's mind, Gao Yuanyuan could not even be considered a woman, she was just a naive girl. It wasn't until the three of them went to watch a movie that she started to pay more attention to the little shaker.

Xu Chen is very sensible and can erase Gao Yuanyuan from her eyes. The little puppy is very well-behaved~

Xu Chen tilted his head.

The princess had just woken up, her hair was as messy and beautiful as a waterfall, her eyes were not adapted to the light, and she squinted her eyes. Her usual cold and proud expression instantly faded away, and her expression looked cute and ignorant.

As we all know, when a girlfriend wakes up, her voice is soft, delicate, and slightly husky and lazy, which is as lethal as a nuclear bomb.

"Sister Fei, are you okay~" Xu Chen said in a coquettish tone.

She placed her hand in front of the princess's eyes to help her adapt to the light.

While pouting his back, Xu Chen's face appeared in front of the princess.

She dared to seduce me in the middle of the day. She was so audacious. When Sister La was happy, she acted as if no one else was watching. She held the puppy in her hands and kissed her domineeringly. She kissed the puppy on the lips. One kiss wasn't enough, so she kissed her three times in a row.

He ruffled the little puppy's hair with both hands, narrowed his eyes, and said lazily: "Don't you have enough money to shoot the MV? I still have it in my card. If it's okay, I'll give it to you!" The director came to see the little puppy with nothing but money. It was not enough. The princess couldn't think of a second reason. After all, Xu Chen spent money too cruelly. Her costumes were all hand-sewn in the traditional way. Just a few pieces of clothing cost more than 60.

There are also phoenix crowns and harems, all of which are gold. The little milk dog has been given as a betrothal gift. Naturally, Queen Qing Leng’s dowry will not be less~ Give it all to him!

"Cough...cough..." Jealousy caused Lou Ye to cough crazily.

Damn it, you guys must be sick! I'm in your way, why don't I commit suicide immediately?

How hateful! Why don’t 176, the gentle, beautiful and virtuous lady with good figure love me? I can also sing love songs!

Lou Ye looked up to the sky and tried not to burst into tears.

"Sister Fei, let's go see the butterflies." Xu Chen rubbed Fei Fei's soft palms. It tasted so good to eat soft rice. He didn't want to work hard anymore~

The crew rented an inn in Guilin, and the scenes were filmed in Guilin and the ancient city.

The butterflies were captured by staff nearby. In order to avoid innocent killing, Xu Chen only asked to capture two.

When I went to the warehouse, I saw a whole box of butterflies with bright and beautiful colors.

Late May.

The weather in Guilin is neither cold nor hot, and the butterflies look lifeless when they are stuck in the box. Several of them are huddled in the box sickly.

"Old Lou, open the box quickly." Xu Chen was already drunk.

He has no pet plot and maintains an objective attitude towards cats and dogs, purely because the princess loves butterflies very much. He loves the house as much as the birds and does not want to hurt the butterflies.

They all told the staff to catch just two, what a sin~

Of course, Xu Chen would not blame the staff for this matter. Compared with humans and animals, humans are always more important~

"Brother Chen, we have been catching this butterfly for two days, and the scene will be filmed in the afternoon. Let's let it go now..." Lou Ye looked hesitant.

are you crazy!

It's hard to catch butterflies at this time of year. If you catch them and release them, please don't be too willful!

While Xu Chen was talking to Lou Ye, the princess looked at the butterfly in the box, which instantly attracted her full attention.

Seeing a few sickly butterflies huddled at the bottom of the box, Ying frowned slightly and said directly to Lou Ye: "Director Lou, please open the box. The script only requires two butterflies."

What can Lou Ye say? The opinion of the landlady is more effective than that of the boss. The key opens the lock, and butterflies flutter in an instant, shining brightly.

Two sickly butterflies were curled up at the bottom of the box. They were probably dying. Two butterflies fluttered a few times and stopped in the box, guarding the corpses of their companions.

This scene was somewhat shocking to Xu Chen. A life as weak and fragile as a butterfly would also be concerned and reluctant to let go.

"Sister Fei, let's go bury the butterfly." Xu Chen suggested, how meaningful this thing is, burying the butterfly with his girlfriend.

So poetic and picturesque~ [Butterfly: Why do you insist on killing me to pick up girls? Who the hell can beat you! Despicable~]

Queen Qing Leng looked at the corpse of the butterfly in the box, feeling inexplicably depressed, and spoke simply: "Well, okay."

Xu Chen is used to it. Most of the time, Queen Qing Leng is very self-centered. At this time, her attention is on the butterflies.

The two of them held the box and solemnly went to the big tree. Xu Chen dug a hole. The two of them covered the butterfly with soil and solemnly bowed and prayed to the butterfly's grave.

"???" Lou Ye witnessed the whole process with his own eyes and said that the outrageous behavior of Xu Chen and the princess was very outrageous.

No wonder Xu Chen can fall in love with the princess because his brain circuit is completely different from ordinary people.

After burying the butterfly, the Qing Leng Tian Queen instantly felt better. She hooked her arms around Xu Chen's arms and sniffed around his neck.

"What are you smelling~" His breath was burning, and Xu Chen's neck felt itchy. He said suspiciously, "No way. I take a shower every day. Does it smell bad?"

"It stinks!" Queen Qing Leng looked disgusted. She touched Xu Chen's neck and smelled it greedily. She chuckled: "But I like it very much. I am also stinky. We two have the same odor."

Xu Chen, the old man on the subway, is looking at his mobile phone. If you don’t understand idioms, don’t use them randomly. What does it mean to be congenial? What a bad reputation you have~

I am a moral model among the people~

Tactical fallback~

.........

seriously.

Xu Chen's acting skills are a bit immature compared to the princess.

The princess had previously acted in a TV series called Chitose Lover, directed by Li Guoli.

This TV series can be called an ancient version of "myth". The princess plays the role of Rouge, a singer who took the elixir of immortality during the Qin Dynasty. By some mistake, she meets and falls in love with the modern man Liefeng.

But he was harassed by the thousand-year-old ultimate old licking dog Shengzhan. This thousand-year-old licking dog also took the elixir of life and had been obsessed with the princess since the Qin Dynasty.

[Princess] The story of the MV is similar to that of the TV series Chitose Lovers, and the princess plays her true self.

Moreover, she is really beautiful in red makeup and phoenix crown. Xu Chen has a rough metaphor. In Sister Fei's clothes, his attack speed is +1800, critical hit probability is +1200, and the probability of gouging is +190000. The buff effect is 【Go straight to Huanglong】!

Xu Chen also played the role very well, which made Huang Bo, who played the role of the old licking dog [Wei Dou] very difficult.

Everyone knows Huang Bo's appearance, and it's hard to describe it in one sentence. In order to portray the despicable and despicable Wei Dou in the script, the plot can be as disgusting as possible.

most important.

Huang Bo wants to act out his infatuated love for the princess, which is difficult for him. Faye Wong is a younger brother and sister. How can I, Huang Bo, a man who is upright and upright, attack my younger brother and sister~

If he really takes action, he can still be considered a human being!

"Ka!" Lou Ye was very dissatisfied with Huang Bo's performance and complained: "Old Huang, you better stop acting, Brother Chen is still here~"

Brother Chen, the boss of the company, you are really not afraid of getting beaten!

"Hahaha..." Huang Bo laughed heartily, and it was so pitiful that it lasted more than two hundred chapters.

From the first chapter, Xu Chen has been teasing his wife. Huang Bo endured the humiliation and hid his courage, and finally waited for an opportunity, an opportunity to openly tease Xu Chen's wife~

people?

It doesn't matter whether he can be regarded as a human being or not. Now that the King of Heaven is here, Huang Bo has to act "deeply", and he doesn't even need a salary.

Hearing that he was going to play the role of the princess, the veteran dog licker carried the train to Guilin all night, fearing that Xu Chen would regret it.

Xu Chen looked at it and shook his head.

Huang Bo, the little eunuch in Chamber Pot, has recently been studying at Nortel, and has participated in several movies, Passengers A, B, C and D. His acting talent has naturally improved by leaps and bounds.

What a great general [Wei Dou] was, but the filming was obscene and obscene. Qi Qi looked up to the sky and sighed, crying with snot and tears: "You love him, but you don't love me!"

"The sky is so kind to me, Wei Dou, Wang Feifei, how can I survive if you go~"

The staff all wanted to rush up and stomp on his ugly face. As long as his eyes were not blind, they would choose Xu Chen over Wei Dou, right? Wang Feifei is a beautiful woman, you are swearing that she is blind? ?

The staff member spat fiercely and said: "Weidou, you are so despicable, shameless and obscene!"

(End of this chapter)