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Chapter 219 handsome boy six six six

My name is Hansen Boy (handsome boy), of course, you can also call me "Malachite".

I am the No. 66 executive affiliated to "Pluto". I have no fixed address and have sixty-six lovers around the world.

Because of my busy work schedule, I have to work overtime until six in the morning every day, but I actually enjoy it.

I smoke sixty-six cigars a day and drink six glasses of 66-proof vodka before going to bed.

Then I admired my lovely face in the mirror for six minutes and sixty-six seconds before going to bed.

No matter how long I haven't rested before, I must lie down for six hours every time I go to bed, never leaving fatigue and stress until the next day.

Because I smoke and drink too much and have an unhealthy lifestyle, I regularly undergo systemic diagnosis to ensure that I have a healthy body and mind that can serve the organization.

But the doctor always said that I might die suddenly at any time, and that I would be blessed by God if I could live to be thirty. This made me very happy, because I am already thirty-one years old.

Finally, I am generally reluctant to use cash to pay for medical consultations, so I would suggest helping the doctor plan a murder plan to offset the expenses. This is the virtue of being an executive.

The murder plan planned by our "Pluto" executive is purely green and pollution-free, ensuring that customers will not be caught by the police after execution.

Of course, if the customer is still caught after executing the plan, it must be because the customer's own execution ability is not enough, and it is definitely not something wrong with my perfect plan.

Finally, when preparing to deal with me, please read my book "How to Get Along with Handsome Guys" in advance to avoid some unpleasant things happening.

The above is the confession of the "Pluto" executive officer, "Malachite" Hanson Boy.

But tonight, he was obviously a little confused, wondering why there were no bursts of exclamations around him.

what happened? Why didn't those two guys react at all? Could it be that there is something wrong with the eyes?

When Malachite held up the champagne glass in his hand and slowly shook the "Polar Double-Headed Eagle" brand 66-degree vodka, the man felt huge confusion in his heart.

Generally speaking, normal people are normal humans as long as they don’t have eye problems, aesthetic problems, or mental problems.

There should be no one who will remain indifferent after seeing Malachite so handsome, so cool, and so cool.

So the moment he quietly turned on the light from under the table, he was already prepared to receive exclamations and cheers.

Unexpectedly, Malachite's expected exclamation did not come, and the two guests were as stiff as two hard stones that could not be carved.

And judging from the expressions in their eyes, they didn't seem to be overwhelmed by Master Hansen's beauty.

What bad luck. I didn't expect these two guys to be so tasteless. It's really boring.

After sighing silently, Malachite drank the high-strength vodka in the cup.

Then, with exaggerated and deliberate movements like a dramatic actor, he walked out from behind the table with his slender legs.

When this man walked towards Jiang Zheng and Xia Linlin, the latter was startled and subconsciously grabbed the corner of Jiang Zheng's clothes.

Come, come, is this the executive officer of "Pluto"? He's here, what is he going to do to us? Start the fight directly?

Just when Xia Linlin was wondering whether the most violent conflict would break out as soon as the two sides came up.

An unexpected situation occurred. Malachite actually took out two small manuals from behind.

"You two, before dealing with me, please read this simple manual on "How to Get Along with Handsome Guys" in order to obtain a communication result that satisfies both parties."

When handed over these two manuals, which seemed to have at least a dozen pages, Xia Linlin was stunned.

This manual has the words "How to get along with handsome guys. Condensed version" printed in big letters.

In the background is a handsome face with a rose in its mouth, just like the protagonist in a beautiful girl manga.

No, what's going on? Is it okay to print your own photo on a brochure and send it to others? Isn’t it too narcissistic?

Xia Linlin held the manual, which seemed to be made of very good material and was not cheap at first glance, and she opened it and looked at it speechlessly and curiously.

You won’t know the result until you look at it, and you will be shocked to see that all the rules on how to deal with malachite are printed on it!

[Rule 1: Mr. Malachite hates things that are not beautiful, so please be sure to dress neatly and tidy up your appearance before meeting him. 】

[Rule 2: Although Mr. Malachite does not hate others praising him, please praise him moderately, no more than ten times in one minute. 】

[Rule 3: When talking to Mr. Malachite, your eyes must be pointed at him and never drift around. This is disrespectful to beauty. 】

[Rule 4: If you have bad breath, please use "Listerine" mouthwash to clean it before talking to Mr. Malachite. Other brands will not be recognized. 】

[Rule 5: Mr. Malachite’s working hours are from 6pm to 6am, please do not contact during breaks]

Xia Linlin looked at the densely packed rules and her eyes were really dazzled.

How should these rules be described? All of them contain outrageous content, and there are at least a hundred of them.

And to sum up, these rules are actually just one sentence: be beautiful, be elegant, and most importantly, know how to appreciate the beauty of Mr. Malachite.

Yes, most of these rules are narcissistic bragging.

For example, "Rule 12: Even if you think Mr. Malachite is the most beautiful person in the world, please do not cheer loudly on the street to avoid causing traffic jams."

Xia Linlin simply couldn't imagine that such a shameless rule could be written by a human being. Perhaps only Jiang Zheng could compare with it.

After all, Jiang Zheng can gather all his anti-fans into a group, and then lead the anti-fans to vigorously oppose his best.

In this regard, they have something in common with Malachite. Both of them have equally thick skin that can stop bullets.

As expected, after experiencing the initial shock of the Soul Palace, Jiang Zheng also picked up the manual and read it with great interest.

Although this time the Soul Palace was actually painted here and turned into the "Soul Palace. Citigroup Building", it is shocking.

But compared to these things, the first confrontation with the Pluto executive is more urgent at the moment.

After all, the Soul Palace will not escape once it is generated. Jiang Zheng will have plenty of time to come here to explore in the future, so there is no need to rush it.

So after flipping through the manual for a while, Jiang Zheng couldn't help but smile, clapped his hands with a smile and said:

"Interesting. This Mr. Malachite is such a wonderful man. He is much more interesting than he appears on the surface."

When he first saw this extremely handsome man, Jiang Zheng thought he was a traditional European gentleman.

Because Malachite is obviously European, with blond hair, blue eyes, and snow-white skin. In addition, his style makes him look like a gentleman.

Jiang Zheng didn't like dealing with such rigid gentlemen, but luckily Malachite was not that kind of person.

If I had to describe the man in front of me in one sentence, it would be a disgustingly handsome guy who is so narcissistic that he is almost disgusting.

Although everyone has to admit that Malachite is indeed extremely handsome, his excessive self-awareness and behavior have actually lowered his handsomeness, making people feel a bit disgusting. However, Malachite obviously didn't understand what Jiang Zheng meant, and thought that Jiang Zheng's "interesting" was a compliment to himself.

So he raised his chin proudly, stretched out his hand towards Jiang Zheng and said:

"Although you look silly, you seem to have a pair of eyes that can discover beauty. I reluctantly agree."

Looking at the hand with the white glove stretched towards him, Jiang Zheng also smiled and stretched out his hand, ready to shake it.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Jiang Zheng raised his hand, Malachite took out a bottle of spray with English written on it with his other hand and sprayed it on Jiang Zheng's hand.

".What is this, a poison that corrodes the skin?"

"This is the highest quality cleaning spray, because you're not washing your hands, so you need to clean and disinfect before you touch your body, even through gloves."

After saying these words, Malachite took hold of Jiang Zheng's extended hand and said seriously:

"Okay, although your appearance is not very decent, considering that I did not notify you in advance and the time is very tight, I will forgive you this time. No more."

Before Malachite could finish speaking, Jiang Zheng turned to the last page of the manual "How to Get Along with Handsome Guys. Lite Version" and said with a smile:

"The last page of this manual contains very interesting rules. I wonder what will happen if you violate them?"

If you look closely, you will see that the 100th rule on the last page of this book "How to Get Along with Handsome Guys. Condensed Edition" is different from the previous ones.

This rule is written at the end of the entire manual, and the color of the text is also bright red, like roses, red wine, or blood.

[Rule 100: Any foolish person who tarnishes Mr. Malachite’s beauty will be subject to the most severe punishment, so please be careful]

Jiang Zheng was obviously very interested in this line of text that seemed to be written in blood, and he had no intention of letting go of the palm of Malachite's right hand.

Feeling the man in front of her grasping her palm like an iron pincer, Malachite also raised her eyebrows, but still said calmly:

"I advise you not to violate it casually. The last person who violated this rule ended up begging me to kill him with snot and tears. That scene was a bit ugly."

"Really? I don't believe it."

"You must believe it, I advise you"

Before Malachite could finish speaking, a ball of bright red liquid suddenly splashed onto his body!

what?

Malachite looked down and found that Jiang Zheng had taken out a small packet of ketchup in his other hand.

This ketchup is the kind of cheap stuff you often see in small packages when eating French fries, and it pops out when you squeeze it with your hands.

Just now, Jiang Zheng squeezed open the ketchup package with his hands and sprayed the red sauce all over the other party.

When the high-end handmade custom-made suit he was wearing was stained by cheap ketchup, Malachite's eyes changed obviously.

While holding Jiang Zheng's hand hard, he said coldly:

"Although I can't kill her, it's easy to kill you. What are you looking for?"

Before Malachite could finish his cruel words, he suddenly felt pain in his feet.

Looking down, he realized that Jiang Zheng had stepped on his expensive leather shoes at some point.

Jiang Zheng deliberately stepped on the malachite shoes with his soles, leaving the clean shoe polished shoes full of stains, and said with a smile:

"Is this considered tarnishing your beauty? If it's enough, you can do it at any time. If it's not enough, you can do it at any time."

"enough."

The next second, Malachite only heard two words uttered coldly from his mouth.

In the flash of lightning, his left hand suddenly flickered, and an extra dagger appeared in his hand!

This dagger was completely black, and it didn't reflect any light under the irradiation of light.

And the body of the dagger is also in the shape of a sinuous snake, looking like a slender black snake.

As soon as this snake-shaped dagger appeared from Malachite's hand, it suddenly sprang up as if it was alive!

It stabbed Jiang Zheng's wrist directly at a super-high speed that caught people off guard!

Um? This guy is so fast, faster than the He I saw before?

Before today, the strongest opponent Jiang Zheng had ever seen was He, the experienced old mercenary.

Although He was much slower than Jiang Zheng, his speed had actually almost reached the limit of human beings.

However, Malachite was much faster than He, and the dagger was as fast as lightning. At most, it only reached Jiang Zheng's wrist in about 0.3 seconds.

And this move is not only fast, but also very smart. The snake-shaped dagger twists left and right as it travels, making it impossible to figure out where the dagger will land.

Such a close distance and such a sudden attack, not to mention ordinary people, even an old mercenary like Shi He might not be able to dodge it.

So much so that when the knife was stabbed, a look of joy appeared in Malachite's eyes, which was the look of revenge.

Humph, you actually dare to tarnish my sacred beauty. Next, I will stab you all over your body with this dagger, leaving you unable to survive or die!

However, I wonder if Malachite has heard of an old saying, "Ideals are full, reality is skinny."

When he stabbed Jiang Zheng's wrist with his lightning-like knife, the next second, he felt a sharp pain in his own wrist!

Why? what happened? Am I dreaming?

He looked at the snake-shaped dagger that had been transferred from his hand to Jiang Zheng's for some reason, and the blade was still inserted into his wrist.

Malachite finally couldn't help showing a look of surprise, no, it should be said that he looked like he had seen a ghost.

At that moment, it was clearly Malachite who stabbed Jiang Zheng's wrist.

Unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, the offensive and defensive situation of both sides suddenly reversed 180 degrees.

The person holding the knife became Jiang Zheng, and Malachite became the one who received the knife.

Just when the "Pluto" executive went from confident to confused.

Jiang Zhengze casually took back the snake-shaped dagger inlaid with gems and sneered at him:

"After seeing so many rules for getting along with you, I will generously tell you one rule for getting along with me."

".What rules?"

"Rule 1, if someone wants to do something bad to Mr. Jiang Zheng, then no matter what he wants to do, Mr. Jiang Zheng will pay back ten times. So bite the bullet, if you don't want all your teeth to collapse."

As soon as he finished speaking, Malachite didn't wait for Malachite to realize what Jiang Zheng meant by his words.

A fist hit him hard on the chin from bottom to top, turning this disgusting handsome guy from a "silly blond roe deer" into a "gilded kite" and flew to the distant shore.

(End of this chapter)