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Chapter 283 Biyuntao Battle
Chapter 283 Biyuntao Battle
The items on this small counter look square, and they are all packed in small boxes.
Some of the small boxes are in Chinese, some are in English, and some are in Japanese, but they give people a very mysterious feeling.
Although Jiang Zheng had seen this thing at least hundreds of times in convenience stores before.
But he had never bought it before, let alone used it. Who told him that he had no use for it before?
And this mysterious little box was actually the real purpose of following Jiang Zheng to the convenience store tonight. Its name was... "Condoms."
If Jiang Zheng were to choose the greatest invention in human history, then the "condom" would definitely be among the top three.
First of all, because of this invention, human population growth has slowed down from the crazy blowout period, otherwise it would have exceeded the tens of billions mark by now.
Secondly, because of this invention, many men and women can applaud love with peace of mind, instead of having to worry about finding all kinds of strange recipes every time.
From this perspective, this small, square box is definitely a treasure of invention in human history, and it is definitely not something obscene.
At least that's how Jiang Zheng comforted himself in his heart when he quietly stared at the thing.
But agreeing to these two things does not mean agreeing to the third thing that follows, so Jiang Zheng can't say whether he will be successful tonight.
"I don't need two towels, really. Forget it, just take this."
"Huh? I think it's all fine with me, just choose the one you like."
After throwing one of the sky blue towels into the shopping basket, Du Shiyue took Jiang Zheng's hand very lightly and continued walking towards the depths of the convenience store.
"Then take both, you're welcome."
As long as you open these treasure chests, you can get amazing prizes and a hearty romance.
After thinking of this "secret Chencang" tactic, Jiang Zheng immediately began to move slightly towards the back without leaving a trace, towards the small cabinet.
what to do? The architectural layout of this convenience store is in a snail-like "back" shape. If you walk forward and circle around, you will return to the counter.
While Du Shiyue knelt down to select a towel, Jiang Zheng turned to look at the small cabinet with condoms, a glimmer of hope in his eyes.
Although Du Shiyue agreed to stay at Jiang Zheng's house tonight and slept in the same bed as Jiang Zheng.
Durex, Okamoto, James Bond, celebrities. The flashing brands are like treasure chests.
"But I like them all, so it's not easy to make a choice."
What should I do, or else take a box and throw it into the shopping basket before Shiyue notices?
Well, yes, this is a good method. Just grab a box while she doesn't see it, and then just mix it in a pile of items and pay for it together.
In other words, if we continued walking we would quickly circle back to the counter and I would never have the chance to quietly grab a box of condoms.
In this situation where he didn't know the other person's intentions, he couldn't just grab any condom, lest he be regarded as a filthy uncle.
But before he could take a step away, Du Shiyue turned around and raised two towels towards him and asked with a smile;
But having said that, Jiang Zheng followed Du Shiyue very naturally through the area where condoms were placed and walked towards the inside of the convenience store.
"Which pattern of these two towels do you think is more beautiful?"
Also, although there is nothing shameful about taking this thing, Jiang Zheng was embarrassed to reach out and take it in front of Du Shiyue, because his intention would be too obvious.
Although it felt good to be held by her soft and delicate little hands, Jiang Zheng felt anxious when he thought about getting further and further away from the small cabinet.
Wait, there's nothing obscene about this, right? Isn't it normal for a male and female couple to buy condoms or something?
Jiang Zheng couldn't help gritting his teeth when he thought about the embarrassing situation where he could only hold the small box in front of Du Shiyue.
I have no choice but to think that one day I will use my ability in such a place, damn it!
In desperation, Jiang Zheng had no choice but to pick up a chocolate candy ball from the nearby shelf and quietly shoot it into the small cabinet next to the counter with his thumb.
When the chocolate candy ball flew towards the small cabinet and hit a small box with "durex" printed on it, it bounced back lightly and fell into the shopping basket held on Jiang Zheng's arm.
Jiang Zheng's eyes froze, and he activated his "text conversion ability" very skillfully.
[The thrown chocolate candy ball flew out, hit the durex, rebounded and fell into the shopping basket]
Text conversion ability. Activate!
"The thrown durex flew out, hit the chocolate candy ball, rebounded and fell into the shopping basket."
The moment the text conversion was completed, the chocolate candy balls that had fallen into the shopping basket suddenly turned into a box of durex.
And the chocolate candy ball that was thrown out stayed in the small cabinet for some reason, looking like it stood out from the crowd.
YES! Looking at the extra box of Durex in the shopping basket, Jiang Zheng couldn't help but secretly give a thumbs up, then immediately picked up a few more boxes of snacks from the nearby container and threw them in.
Wow! Blah blah blah! When Jiang Zheng casually picked up a few large bags of snacks such as potato chips, fried fish skins, corn crisps and threw them into the shopping basket.
Du Shiyue, who was walking in front, turned to look at him, pursed her lips and said:
"I bought so many snacks right after I finished eating. It doesn't look like you like snacks that much."
"You didn't buy this for me." Jiang Zheng replied without blushing or heartbeat:
"Aren't you here tonight? I see there are no snacks at home, so I plan to buy some for you."
"Pfft, ok, ok, you bought it for me, I'm so grateful, chirp."
I don't know if he was amused by Jiang Zheng's reaction, or if he was truly grateful.
Du Shiyue actually chuckled and leaned over, kissing him on the face very naturally.
So the location where the two of them are now is deep inside the convenience store, and neither the teller at the front desk nor the passers-by outside can see them.
But doing this kind of thing in such a public place seemed a bit bold to Jiang Zheng, although it was indeed very exciting.
Compared with being kissed on the cheek by his girlfriend in a convenience store, what was more exciting was when Du Shiyue picked up a toothbrush and a mouthwash cup and put them in the shopping basket.
She seemed to find the snacks piled on top of it disturbing, or maybe she wanted to place the mouthwash cup more firmly, so she pushed the snacks away. Jiang Zheng's heart almost jumped out of his chest when he watched Du Shiyue push aside the snacks that were blocking his view and carefully put the brand new mouthwash cup in.
Fortunately, Du Shiyue didn't look carefully at the small box lying deep in the shopping basket, and quickly pulled out her hand.
Phew. When Du Shiyue turned around to pick out replacement underwear, Jiang Zheng first breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at some silk items hanging next to the underwear area.
It's stockings. As we all know, as long as there is a convenience store that sells underwear, stockings will be sold next to it.
Although these stockings are very ordinary pantyhose, stockings are still stockings after all, and they are the favorite of many men.
Especially when he saw the very neat black pantyhose, Jiang Zheng couldn't help but look at Du Shiyue, as if he remembered the scene that night.
The slender thighs, calves and feet were wrapped in translucent pantyhose, which formed a sharp contrast with the white skin under the light.
Because the impression left on Jiang Zheng was so deep, the moment he saw the black pantyhose again after these days, he actually felt like reaching out.
what to do? Want to take it? But if she takes it, will she think I'm perverted?
No, what's so perverted about men liking stockings? And it’s not that I like to wear it, it’s just that I like to let her wear it.
However, while Jiang was thinking wildly, Du Shiyue had quickly selected a replacement underwear and pulled him away from this area that was too mysterious for a man.
Seeing the stockings hanging on the wall getting further and further away from him, Jiang Zheng had no choice but to take one last look with regret before turning around and walking away together.
There is no way, the stockings are not as small as the durex box, and they can be hidden in the shopping bag without being discovered by the other party.
So if Jiang Zheng really wants to take it, he must first get Du Shiyue's consent.
But the problem now is not that Du Shiyue disagrees, but that Jiang Zheng is embarrassed to say such things.
It can be seen from the "cohabitation inquiry incident" just now that Jiang Zheng is actually relatively innocent in this regard.
He was embarrassed to even tell his girlfriend, "Shiyue, stay tonight." How could he be embarrassed to let someone buy stockings to use in strange places?
But it doesn't matter. Human beings are creatures that know how to grow. If you are embarrassed today, it does not mean you will be embarrassed tomorrow.
When I mature over time, I will definitely come back to greet you. Just wait for me on the shelves of this convenience store, pantyhose!
While Jiang was having such random thoughts in his mind, the two of them had already returned to the counter at the entrance of the convenience store.
Seeing that Du Shiyue was about to help take things out of the shopping basket to pay for the bill, Jiang Zheng quickly stopped her and said with a smile:
"By the way, I also want to eat some yogurt. Go get me a cup of old yogurt and I'll pay the bill."
"Oh." Du Shiyue also nodded, but still turned around and said as she walked towards the freezer:
"Don't forget to pick up 'that' when you pay."
"That? Which one? Do you want anything else to eat?"
"It's a fool's errand." Du Shiyue glared at him angrily, pointed to the small cabinet with condoms next to her, and curled her lips:
"That's what I'm talking about, okay? Big idiot."
puff! When Du Shiyue pointed at the condom and called herself a fool, Jiang Zheng almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
Good guy, just now I even used my "text transfer ability" to get a box of condoms, and it was as thrilling as some spy movie.
Who would have thought that Du Shiyue actually planned to buy this thing from the beginning! Then Jiang Zhengqi... Wasn't he fighting with the air for a long time?
When I think of the little box that I just put into the shopping basket with all the hard work, that holds the beautiful longing for tonight.
Jiang Zheng could only laugh or cry as he walked over and took another box of the same ones, and by the way, he also put the transformed chocolate candy balls into the shopping basket.
After all, although this chocolate candy ball has no merit, it still has hard work. In this case, it is better to take it with you. Jiang Zheng is not the kind of heartless person who would burn bridges by crossing rivers.
Just when Jiang Zheng went to the front desk to pay for it with two boxes of durex, along with a bunch of snacks and toiletries.
The cashier girl at the front desk looked at Jiang Zheng's handsome face and then at the two boxes, with a burst of admiration and admiration in her eyes.
This guy is not only handsome, but he is also so good at fighting. He can use two boxes at a time. I am really lucky to be his girlfriend.
Under the envious gaze of the cashier girl, Jiang Zheng left the convenience store with Du Shiyue carrying a large shopping bag.
When he returned to the outside and faced the slightly chilly cold wind outside, Jiang Zheng couldn't help but said in a dumbfounded tone:
"I suddenly discovered that you are bolder than I thought. There are some things that I am embarrassed to say, but you can actually say them without any care."
Hearing this, Du Shiyue snorted disdainfully, stretched out her hand to rub his face, and said with a smile:
"You are embarrassed to say it, but you are embarrassed to do it. Who knows that you are a practical person? How can a little girl like you who only talks can compare with you."
Hearing Du Shiyue put a slight emphasis on "do" and "dry", Jiang Zheng's face turned slightly red, but he still fought back:
"You are really good at moving your mouth. Not only are you 'articulate,' you are also 'eloquent,' and you can even 'mouth lotus flowers.'"
As soon as Jiang Zheng said this, Du Shiyue was stunned for a moment, and then immediately turned as red as a tomato, obviously understanding what Jiang was saying.
"You! You...hum! Dirty!"
"Why am I obscene? Explain why being glib is obscene? Do you look down on Xinhua Dictionary?"
"I don't care! Anyway, you are just dirty! Go sleep on the sofa tonight! Don't come into my room!"
"Wait, did you make a mistake? That's my room. If you want to sleep on the sofa, you can sleep on it."
"You actually have the nerve to let me, a girl, sleep on the sofa! God, there are such excessive men in the world!"
As Du Shiyue's eager scolding and Jiang Zheng's laughter echoed in the night sky, the figures of the two walking towards home became more interesting.
Of course, Du Shiyue was just talking casually and jokingly, and she had no intention of letting Jiang Zheng sleep on the sofa.
So after the two bought things and returned home, Ms. Du quickly pushed Jiang Zheng to the bathroom to take a bath, and then walked in with her new pajamas.
During the short gap when Du Shiyue didn't come back, Jiang Zhengze sat alone on the bed in his pajamas.
He listened to the faint sound of rushing water from the bathroom and looked at the bedside table with two mysterious boxes. For a moment, he felt unbearably hot.
(End of this chapter)
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