Love Apartment: Female tenants, please calm down

Chapter 147 146. The little tortoise started punching Li Sudo tortoise

On the viaduct.

The traffic jam was as thick as sausages.

like a statue.

Just when Zeng Xiaoxian was about to cry but had no tears and was helpless.

Li Su walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "A living person can still choke to death with urine. In our country of Xia, isn't it always difficult to find the police?"

"Yes! Li Su, you are really my angel! I can ask the police comrades for help!"

After saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian took out his mobile phone and prepared to dial 110.

"Don't worry, there's no need to call." Li Su stopped Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian was puzzled: "Why?"

But soon, Zeng Xiaoxian knew the reason, because a beautiful police officer was riding a motorcycle towards him.

Zeng Xiaoxian no longer cared about his manners. He immediately stopped in the middle of the road: "Police officer! Officer! I need help!"

The beautiful police officer looked serious: "I'm sorry, I'm on duty."

While Zeng Xiaoxian was talking to the police officer, Hu Yifei and the others gathered around him.

Zhang Wei spoke to Zeng Xiaoxian: "My friend is in a hurry. Please send him a message."

The beautiful police officer emphasized again: "I said, I am on duty."

Hu Yifei helped: "We know, your job is to go to the scene of the car accident to check the situation. Eight cars rear-ended each other. It sounds scary, but in fact it is not a serious problem. An ambulance has already arrived at the scene, and the traffic police comrades are clearing it now. You won't be able to help us with the road."

Guangu magically continued: "Yes, police officer, we are concerned about the public's concerns. This friend of mine is going to participate in a live broadcast tonight, and it is very urgent."

Qin Yumo pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian: "If he misses tonight's show, then he will never be able to enter the TV industry again. Police officer, you should know him. He is the old man, he is..."

Qin Yumo hasn't finished speaking yet.

The beautiful police officer looked suddenly enlightened: "I have the impression that he is that...that Bi Fujian, right?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian looks a bit like the big star who hosted "Avenue of Stars", with a Chinese character face.

When the others heard this, they all covered their mouths and burst into laughter.

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed awkwardly: "Hahaha~ I am Bi Fujian, what do you think?"

The beautiful police officer thought for a while: ""Okay, as long as it doesn't delay my mission, you can get in the car... Wait, hey! That gentleman in front! Please come down! No open defecation on the road! Talking about you! Turn off the faucet! "

The beautiful police officer was about to ask Zeng Xiaoxian to get in the car, but when she saw someone urinating in front of her, she got out of the car angrily and went to deal with it.

Looking at the police officer's back, Li Su frowned slightly, while Zeng Xiaoxian looked sad and said to everyone: "There is no end to the road. Have you seen that entering the TV industry is different?"

Everyone couldn't see Zeng Xiaoxian's arrogance. Hu Yifei immediately said: "Yes, otherwise why would I choose you to host the Dream Theater, Lao Bi!"

Zeng Xiaoxian likes to give him a new nickname - Lao Bi.

Zeng Xiaoxian also laughed with them. Anyway, he was very happy. After the police officer finished dealing with the man in front of him who was urinating, he would send him to the TV station!

But at this moment, the intercom on the beautiful police officer's motorcycle rang: "PC12138, a woman is giving birth on the A5 highway. The situation is urgent. Please go and deal with it. Blue Passat, license plate number 20331."

Everyone was dumbfounded when they heard this order.

The ill-fated Zeng Xiaoxian looked pained: "If she picks up pregnant women on the A5 highway, then I will never be able to reach the TV station in my life!"

Qin Yumo sighed: "Well, this is your life, Teacher Zeng."

Zeng Xiaoxian struggled: "But this live broadcast is really important to me!"

"Hey! What do you mean? Is your program more important or the pregnant woman's? Her life is at stake!" Hu Yifei stood on the side of the pregnant woman this time.

Zeng Xiaoxian said forcefully: "What's the big deal about having a baby in the wild? Look at Guangu and the other Neon people, they all gave birth in the wild. How about naming them Tanaka, Inoue, and Matsushita?"

"I don't care about you. The police officer is back. You can decide whether to tell her or not."

Everyone knows that Zeng Xiaoxian is a good person.

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't let anyone take the wrong look.

The beautiful police officer came back after handling the case of public urination. She asked Zeng Xiaoxian to get in the car.

Zeng Xiaoxian took a few deep breaths and said, "Huh, okay, officer, it's like this. Your walkie-talkie rang just now. There was a pregnant woman on the A5 highway..."

Beautiful police officer: "Old Bi, you are not only a good host, but also a good citizen. Then I'm leaving."

"Wait a minute, officer." Li Su stood up.

"I want to say a few words about you just going to law enforcement to urinate in public. We are trapped on a viaduct, with no place to go, no shop, and no public toilet. People have three urgent needs. This is a person's normal physiological needs. Who I think it’s right that my husband chose to urinate in place. Could it be that you want him to hold it in all the time? Or climb over the railing?

I believe you have seen the news not long ago. During the holidays, everyone was driving and stuck on the road. It was night. A young man also had three urgent needs. He had qualities. He chose to climb over the railing to solve his physiological needs. However, , there is a cliff outside the railing, you know what happened to him, right?

I think your law enforcement needs to be humane. Such a large viaduct cannot be destroyed by a few splashes of urine. "

No one expected that Li Su was paying attention to this matter.

Everyone has a steelyard in their heart, and the masses’ eyes are also sharp.

The police officer was enforcing the law impartially, but the people on the viaduct all supported Li Su. Indeed, if there was no other way, who would do such an undignified thing in public?

Man cannot be over-domesticated.

Law enforcement also needs to be humane.

The beautiful police officer left with a heavy heart.

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian and the others looked at Li Su with a different color in their eyes.

Especially Ms. Hu, she always said that the man she is looking for is either stronger than her or smarter than her. In today's matter, at a small scale, it was Li Su who spoke uprightly, but at a big scale, it was because he was not afraid of power. !

Li Su is braver than her.

After this incident, Zeng Xiaoxian felt a little calmer.

But at this time, God came to take care of him.

Another beautiful police officer came, named Moran.

Moran mistook Zeng Xiaoxian for Lin Dan, the one who played badminton.

Nothing went wrong this time. Zeng Xiaoxian got on the motorcycle to go to the TV station.

Zhang Wei looked at the retreating figure of Officer Moran, and his soul was drawn away.

Zeng Xiaoxian got his wish and went to the TV station. But Li Su and the others were still trapped on the viaduct.

Night gradually fell.

Fortunately, the temperature today is not too low.

"I have mineral water and some snacks in the car. If any of you are hungry, you can go get something to eat."

Qin Yumo's car was not rented. Naturally, her car was not as "poor and useless" as Zeng Xiaoxian's convertible.

It will take about an hour for the road to be cleared.

Everyone followed Li Su and stood by the railing of the viaduct, watching the splendid Magic City from this perspective that they had never seen before.

When she was bored, Qin Yumo suggested playing a poker game. She had everything in her car, including playing cards and a small ponytail.

Six people, Li Su, Hu Yifei, Lu Zhanbo, Qin Yumo, Zhang Wei, and Guan Gu, took out the folding pony from the trunk of Qin Yumo's car, sat in a circle on the edge of the viaduct, and started playing cards.

Qin Yumo first agreed that whoever loses the most would be treated to a supper later.

After hearing this, Zhang Wei immediately quit and chose to watch the game. He didn't want to take any risks.

Smoke the tortoise.

Drawing King Eight is a poker game that is easy to play and suitable for all ages.

The rules are like this, remove the three eights and the king, divide the cards randomly, and then each throw away all the pairs in the hand, then draw cards from each other and throw away the pairs, until finally only one person has the king and the king. One eight.

This game is actually a psychological game. Players have to identify the opponent's cards and make the opponent draw the cards you want him to draw.

But for Li Su, it was not so troublesome, because he was so lucky.

[Game lv3: 3/100]

As Li Su's gaming skills become more and more sophisticated, the magical properties of the gaming skills are gradually revealed. Li Su calls this property "Lucky Billion".

Zhang Wei chose to watch Li Su play, which was a completely refreshing perspective. He saw that Li Su could always get what he wanted from his previous friend Hu Yifei.

In the winter evening, the cold wind blew back and forth on the viaduct, but the group of people in the love apartment sat in a circle on the pony, eating the beef jerky Qin Yumo put in the car and playing cards.

Li Su drew a two of diamonds from his last player, Hu Yifei. Li Su happened to have a two of clubs, so these two cards were discarded.

At this time, Li Su only had two cards left in his hand.

Among the other four, Qin Yumo, who played the fastest, still had four cards in his hand.

Ms. Hu was in the worst situation. After a round of drawing, she didn't take away a single card from her hand.

As we all know, Ms. Hu is the most competitive, which made her very angry.

It's all Li Su's fault!

She started to cause trouble, and when Li Su drew the cards from Guan Gu's hand, she suggested that she help him draw the cards, and she was very coquettish and did not allow Li Su to refuse.

She successfully increased Li Su's hand to three cards.

Well, it doesn't matter, he still has the fewest cards anyway, Li Su thought.

Two minutes later.

"La la la~ I'm done~ I'm number one!" Qin Yumo shook her body happily, humming, and threw away the two threes in her hand.

Qin Yumo, who was shaking his body, attracted everyone's attention. Of course, what she wore today was not a low-cut dress, but the more she looked like this, she couldn't see anything. She could only see the obscene rabbit dancing in it, which made it even more arousing to people's imagination.

Li Su was looking at Qin Yumo's earrings.

The girls in the apartment all seem to have a lot of earrings, from Lin Wanyu to Hu Yifei, to Qin Yumo and Xin Ling, they all have silver, gold, jade, crystal, and wooden earrings.

Qin Yumo was wearing large silver tassel earrings today, which were very ethnic-style. As she swayed slightly, the earrings swayed, which was very beautiful.

"Cough hum!"

Ms. Hu coughed, and then the boys' souls were brought back.

Ms. Hu secretly curled her lips, what’s so good about being big? It’s a big burden on people’s bodies, isn’t it?

Due to Ms. Hu's troubles, Lu Zhanbo and Guangu's magical cards were all gone, leaving only Ms. Hu and Li Su still fighting fiercely.

There were only two of them left. Now Hu Yifei couldn't help Li Su draw cards on his own.

but……

Li Su: "Don't resist stubbornly."

Hu Yifei held on to a card in her hand and said, "Li Su, Li Su, please! This is my once-in-a-lifetime request! Let me shuffle the cards again!"

Li Su was unwilling, but she had no choice. Although Hu Yifei's arms were thin and tender, they were extremely strong. Li Su's 12 o'clock physical strength was still not enough in front of her.

Hu Yifei shuffled the cards in her hand again.

"Ikki, you have to understand that there are some things in this world that you can't force. No matter how many times you do it over, the outcome is doomed... let go -"

Under the combined influence of Li Su and Hu Yifei, the card began to transform.

"Damn it, don't ruin my cards." Qin Yumo said this to Hu Yifei.

Ms. Hu reluctantly let go.

Ms. Hu only had a small king and an eight left in her hand.

Ms. Hu is a little tortoise.

But no one dares to say.

"Little bastard."

Li Su is not afraid of death.

The little tortoise started punching the tortoise Li Suda.

(End of this chapter)