Love Apartment: Female tenants, please calm down

Chapter 150 149. Lu Ziqiao only knows how to plagiarize other people’s wisdom

Recently, a ridiculous thing happened in the love apartment.

In order to pursue the beautiful traffic policeman Mo Lan, Zhang Wei borrowed Qin Yumo's car and planned to strike up a conversation with Mo Lan.

As a result, Moran’s phone number has not yet been requested, but he received three tickets within two days.

In order to attract Mo Lan's attention, Zhang Wei, a stingy guy, worked hard enough.

A ticket costs two hundred yuan, and there are no discounts during the holidays! So now, Zhang Wei doesn't even have the money to buy the "Toilet Paper Hunger Card", but he still doesn't give up.

Zhang Wei didn't give up yet, but Qin Yumo couldn't bear it first!

It’s no wonder that Yu Mo doesn’t support Zhang Wei, no one can stand it if someone’s car is given three tickets in a row within two days!

But Zhang Wei is also very convincing - you all said you supported my pursuit of Mo Lan at the beginning!

In fact, at first, Zhang Wei was planning to borrow Li Su's cool two-seater convertible to seduce girls, but Li Su refused to get the car registered and insured, so Zhang Wei had to retreat. Secondly, after borrowing Qin Yumo's car, Zeng Xiaoxian's Xiali was never considered.

Zeng Xiaoxian: I don’t really want to lend it to you either.

Speaking of Li Su's car, Qin Yumo and the others could tell that Li Su didn't get the license plate on purpose!

Listen to these reasons!

Because the weather is good, because the weather is bad, because the weather is just right, suitable for studying, suitable for cat winter, but not suitable for getting a license plate!

Qin Yumo and the others also have a bad temper. If they don't get the license plate, they won't get the license plate. They don't really want to ride in your car, okay?

In the end, it was Li Su who fooled me - driving a convertible in winter is too sappy, but a convertible without a convertible top is soulless! Next year, when the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, and when the summer is refreshing next year, he will definitely take everyone for a ride on the beach in a convertible! The girls calmed down.

The topic returns to Zhang Wei.

This time Zhang Wei finally got out of the shadow of Xiaoli's escape from marriage (he himself said that he got over it), returned to his true nature as a man, and became sexually interested in another woman. Everyone really didn't support him.

But Qin Yumo couldn't hold on to collecting tickets at home every day, so two days ago, she took it upon herself to go to the intersection and ask for her phone number from Mo Lan, who was on duty.

Although the whole process was extremely embarrassing, and Mo Lan even misunderstood Qin Yumo as a lesbian, Qin Yumo couldn't care less. Everything was done to end Zhang Wei's tragedy of attracting girls by collecting tickets as soon as possible!

After returning to the apartment, Qin Yumo lied to Zhang Wei and said that Moran had written her phone number on the back of the ticket.

Everyone looked in disbelief, your mother’s kiss! You can also ask for your phone number in this way. Are you punishing me and betraying your feelings?

Zhang Wei looked embarrassed, while Qin Yumo urged him to call directly and ask Mo Lan out!

As a result, Zhang Wei got timid again, thinking it would be very abrupt, and he was unprepared.

Qin Yumo said speechlessly: "What kind of preparation does this require? Didn't you slap three tickets on my car without any preparation?"

Zhang Wei hesitated and said: "But I don't know her at all. Isn't it too abrupt?"

Emotional mentor Lu Ziqiao: "Zhang Wei, the current situation is not harmful to you. There is a blank space between you and her. As long as you use your strengths and avoid your weaknesses, Mo Lan will not see how wretched you are."

Lu Ziqiao is now a man who got married under false pretenses, but his coquettish heart still has no place to rest. However, whenever he thinks of Amy's actions of kneeling on the remote control, kneeling on the durian, and {the crowd will plunder every stitch} Even if it was Lu Ziqiao, he couldn't help but feel a little weak in the way of handing over public food.

Now Lu Ziqiao no longer dares to practice, and his name is gradually disappearing in the world.

Lu Ziqiao is a person who cannot bear loneliness. Since he can no longer do it himself, he hopes to find someone to pass on the "Lu Spring and Autumn" he has learned throughout his life.

Lu Ziqiao looked around the apartment and found that Li Su was more profound than him, and Li Su didn't need it at all;

Guangu Qingqiu is a dull-headed person who has no clue at all and is still expecting love at first sight;

Lu Zhanbo already has a girlfriend;

Zeng Xiaoxian... Everyone still thinks that Zeng Xiaoxian's sexual orientation is bent because he has never seen him bring a girl back to spend the night.

After much selection, Lu Ziqiao found that only Zhang Wei was more suitable to inherit his mantle!

So now, Lu Ziqiao has transformed into Zhang Wei's emotional mentor. He vows to train Zhang Wei into the next "little white dragon in the waves"!

Zhang Wei said angrily: "What shortcomings do I have to avoid?"

Qin Yumo opened his mouth and said: "For example, he has no house or car, he still owes me six hundred yuan, he is stingy and shabby, he talks too much, he missed his wedding, his ex-fiancée ran away with someone else, and..."

Zhang Wei Pain Mask: "Stop! Let's talk about the issue of growth."

Everyone thought about Zhang Wei's merits for a long time, and the air was filled with an embarrassing dead silence.

Lu Ziqiao: "This really doesn't exist."

Qin Yumo: "You can have this."

Zhang Wei: "Is there any?"

The three of them are doing a sketch here.

Qin Yumo's idea for Zhang Wei was packaging.

Since Zhang Wei's advantage is not obvious, it is better to build one.

Qin Yumo used to be L'Oréal's senior beauty consultant, so she immediately decided to create a cool and elegant persona for Zhang Wei.

When creating a cool and elegant character for Zhang Wei, Li Su also put in the effort this time. In the apartment, Li Su and Zhang Wei are the same height, 180cm, and their body shapes are also similar. Li Su's Zhang Wei can also wear a suit jacket!

Li Su lent the suit to Zhang Wei.

……

It’s noon this day.

It's cold and windy outside the apartment,

It was warm as spring in the apartment. Li Su wanted to eat milk stew on a whim.

Just as he was told, he found onions, mushrooms, tofu, corn, and shrimp from the refrigerator.

This dish is very flexible, just put in whatever dishes you like.

Cut the mushrooms into crisscross cuts and cut the onions into cubes. You don’t need to cut them very finely because it’s a stew. The tofu and other things have already been processed, but...

"Strange, didn't Yifei just buy two boxes of milk yesterday?"

Li Su didn't find the milk.

Go downstairs and buy it. It's too cold outside.

Li Su decided to search next door.

As a result, there was no milk at Qin Yumo's side.

Li Su was not discouraged and continued to go next door to get it.

We arrived at Suite 3603 where Zeng Xiaoxian, Guan Gu, and Zhang Wei were staying.

The air in this suite was filled with the scent of milk.

Li Su searched for the source and went straight to Zhang Wei's room.

In the room, Zhang Wei was drinking milk crazily. Looking at his confused look, he seemed to be preparing to get himself drunk with milk.

Lu Ziqiao comforted him beside him.

It turns out that after Zhang Wei was packaged as a cool persona by Qin Yumo, things went smoothly at first, but after two more dates with that Mo Lan, things turned sour.

Because, Molan thought Zhang Wei was not the second generation of rich people.

"Rich second generation?" Li Su frowned slightly. Isn't this a bit too money-worshiping?

Lu Ziqiao explained to Li Su in a low voice: "No, the salary can pay for the car loan and housing loan, which is called the second generation for short."

Zhang Wei said depressedly: "I know I am a poor person, and I can't afford a house even if I get a loan, but I just want to find a gentle and virtuous marriage partner. What's wrong with this?"

Lu Ziqiao told Zhang Wei as a person who had been there: "There are so many gentle and virtuous marriage partners in this world. You are going in the wrong direction."

Zhang Wei hesitated and said: "You said I shouldn't find a woman?"

Lu Ziqiao sighed: "I mean, does falling in love have to be for marriage?"

"But our old dean taught me that all relationships between men and women that are not for the purpose of marriage can be characterized as hooliganism." Zhang Wei took this as a guideline.

In order to prevent Zhang Wei from drinking all the milk, Li Su said, "Zhang Wei, you made a mistake. Don't focus on finding a girlfriend. Instead, focus on finding a girlfriend."

Lu Ziqiao was so shocked by Li Su's words that he immediately decided to record Li Su's words in his "Lu Spring and Autumn Annals".

Sure enough, Zeng Xiaoxian was right, Lu Ziqiao only stole other people's wisdom.

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder: "Li Su is right. Zhang Wei, think about it, why McDonald's has become a Fortune 500 company? Isn't it because fast food is more in line with the pace of modern people's lives? The same goes for falling in love. Which one is more popular, a romantic prodigal or a milk-drinking marriage maniac?"

"That's right, I'm definitely not a milk-drinking wedding fanatic." Li Su took the opportunity to snatch a bottle of milk from Zhang Wei's hand.

After getting the milk, Li Su went back to cook. Later, he vaguely heard Lu Ziqiao comforting Zhang Wei and saying - life is just born and lived, everything else is just clouds, live a more chic life, starting from tomorrow, Lu Ziqiao Will teach Zhang Wei how to be a new person.

……

After a while, Zhang Wei came to Li Su and the others full of energy to have a meal.

Zhang Wei often eats instant noodles. He is probably the guy in the apartment who knows the taste of various instant noodles the most.

"Hey~ Brother Su, what are you going to eat today?" Zhang Wei, who came to eat, had a sweet mouth.

"Milk stew." Li Su said.

"Uh~" Zhang Wei felt a little nauseous when he heard the word milk, so Zhang Wei decided to come back for rice next time.

Qin Yumo, who also came to eat, asked in confusion: "Why is Zhang Wei leaving?"

Li Su shrugged: "I guess I felt a little nauseous when I heard the word milk."

The difference between people is often greater than the difference between people and pigs.

Some people become extremely lethargic or violent and manic after falling out of love.

But Zhang Wei is good, he will make himself smell like milk and even hiccup.

(End of this chapter)