The days of eating and drinking: The Biography of the Silly Concubine
Chapter 62: Some things can't help dripping
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"He'er, we won't learn this ritual for the time being." Second Miss Qin had no choice but to delay for a while.It is impossible for her to kneel down in front of He'er.
"it is good."
Fortunately, the little guy didn't take the opportunity to chase after him, so he just let it go.
"Then let me talk about the things you need to pay attention to when you go in." Then, Second Miss Qin talked about the appearance on big occasions, that is, places with a lot of people, banquets, or the manners required in the palace. [
In the hall, if the emperor summons you, you must have a good appearance, and you are not allowed to greet others in private, and you are not allowed to make noise, spit, or any other disrespectful behavior.In the end, it is also important to remind, not to make a sound, talk and laugh, point and look around.
……
This time, Bihe was lying on the table instead of supporting her chin, and looked out the window from time to time, as it was getting dark.
Qing'er secretly took a look, and knew that the little guy was bored.
Would she still be thinking about the lotus festival at night?Most likely.
"You must remember that when you see the emperor and empress, don't speak casually, and you can't make any noise. Especially in the hall, especially not. Otherwise, you will be killed." The words were dry, Miss Qin Er After taking a sip of tea, he asked softly, "He'er, is there anything else you don't understand?"
The little guy didn't answer right away, he stroked his chin for a while, and then asked, "Sister, are you allowed to fart in the hall?"
cough cough!Miss Qin Er was planning to have a second sip of tea.
result--
I choked on my saliva without drinking it.
Most of the tea in the cup overflowed, and a small piece of dress was also splashed.
"Sister, I can't help farting. What if I accidentally blow it very loudly?"
"..."
"Sister, should I tell the emperor: You slow down, I'll fart first?"
"..."
Miss Qin Er also spilled all the remaining tea.
Xiaochun and Xiaoqiu outside the door covered their mouths, their faces flushed from suppressed laughter.
Qing'er, who was outside the window, performed lightness kung fu and flashed away instantly.
Probably looking for a place to laugh, that's right, if you don't laugh out loud, you will definitely get internal injuries. [
Alas, poor, sometimes laughing is also a pain.For example, cramp from laughing, stomach ache,...
"He'er, we won't learn this ritual for the time being." Second Miss Qin had no choice but to delay for a while.It is impossible for her to kneel down in front of He'er.
"it is good."
Fortunately, the little guy didn't take the opportunity to chase after him, so he just let it go.
"Then let me talk about the things you need to pay attention to when you go in." Then, Second Miss Qin talked about the appearance on big occasions, that is, places with a lot of people, banquets, or the manners required in the palace. [
In the hall, if the emperor summons you, you must have a good appearance, and you are not allowed to greet others in private, and you are not allowed to make noise, spit, or any other disrespectful behavior.In the end, it is also important to remind, not to make a sound, talk and laugh, point and look around.
……
This time, Bihe was lying on the table instead of supporting her chin, and looked out the window from time to time, as it was getting dark.
Qing'er secretly took a look, and knew that the little guy was bored.
Would she still be thinking about the lotus festival at night?Most likely.
"You must remember that when you see the emperor and empress, don't speak casually, and you can't make any noise. Especially in the hall, especially not. Otherwise, you will be killed." The words were dry, Miss Qin Er After taking a sip of tea, he asked softly, "He'er, is there anything else you don't understand?"
The little guy didn't answer right away, he stroked his chin for a while, and then asked, "Sister, are you allowed to fart in the hall?"
cough cough!Miss Qin Er was planning to have a second sip of tea.
result--
I choked on my saliva without drinking it.
Most of the tea in the cup overflowed, and a small piece of dress was also splashed.
"Sister, I can't help farting. What if I accidentally blow it very loudly?"
"..."
"Sister, should I tell the emperor: You slow down, I'll fart first?"
"..."
Miss Qin Er also spilled all the remaining tea.
Xiaochun and Xiaoqiu outside the door covered their mouths, their faces flushed from suppressed laughter.
Qing'er, who was outside the window, performed lightness kung fu and flashed away instantly.
Probably looking for a place to laugh, that's right, if you don't laugh out loud, you will definitely get internal injuries. [
Alas, poor, sometimes laughing is also a pain.For example, cramp from laughing, stomach ache,...
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