Full-time actor

Chapter 426【109】The whole audience burst into laughter! The boss of the Ax Gang is completely different from his previous life!

"Who else?"

"Is there any more royal law? Is there any more law?"

"What are you looking at? I've never seen such a handsome boss?"

"I don't know how to make movies in any business. There is no one in the cinema on Sunday!"

"..."

Deng Deng Deng~~
Accompanied by the brainwashing music of the Ax Gang boss played by Chen Yu, the audience finally burst into laughter; the familiar Zhou comedy was full of irony at the beginning, and Chen Yu appeared with a unique and ugly face.

He has black teeth, speaks Cantonese, and dances extremely magically, giving everyone a completely different and unique style of painting.

"Hahaha!"

Watching Chen Yu hacking the Crocodile Gang boss played by Feng Xiaogang to death with an axe, everyone did not feel a trace of cruelty, but felt relieved; such an arrogant guy will die when he dies. It is really a crime. .

Chen Yu also had deep feelings after watching it, so in fact, no matter how terrible Zhou Xingchi's movies are in the future, the characters are really attractive; "The New King of Comedy" was so bad, the persistent Ru Meng and Wang Baoqiang played by Wang Baoqiang suffered various blows Marco, the scumbag Zhang Quandan... there is still something to watch.

Xing Zai, played by Xing Ye, and Fat Zai Cong are finally online.

"The aunt holding the green onions, come out!"

"Why are you looking so fierce? You think you can beat me. I asked you to punch me, and you hit me!"

Deng Deng Deng~~Deng Deng Deng~~
The following paragraph is simply the most glorious moment for Chen Yu, the boss of the Ax Gang.

"Killing me!"

"Cow!"

"Hahaha!"

A war was inevitable, everyone thought so. Unexpectedly... the second leader of the Ax Gang was thrown into the pig cage without knowing who as soon as he made a move.

The entire Ax Gang went to the Pig Cage Walled City and launched a series of killings and inquiries, hoping to find the bastard who threw the second leader. However, no matter how Chen Yu tried to intimidate and intimidate, no one dared to stand up.

Liu Yifei was about to get into Chen Yu's arms. If he hadn't been worried about being at the premiere, he would have leaned on Chen Yu's shoulder and twitched there.

"Who did it?"

In the end, the charterer beat Xingzi away.

……

The characters give the movie vivid life.

Chen Yu lazily looked at the people who were being pushed out of the Pig Cage Walled City. Finally, he lost his patience and wanted to burn people to death.

This character, in just a few scenes, has completely penetrated into the minds of every audience present; although there is a sense of contrast in the role given by Zhou Xingchi, but what is even stronger is Chen Yu's acting skills as the leader of the Ax Gang. Kind of demonic.

Even with so many characters, each has its own characteristics under the lens of director Zhou Xingchi.

"Yuzai, you did a great job!"

What they were laughing at was that Chen Yu shot the woman who was the boss of the Crocodile Gang straight away with a casual shot. She was so dead that she couldn't die anymore.

The two men first bullied the children, then pretended to be the Ax Gang to blackmail them, and then... the entire Pig Cage Walled City came out.

This scene is really funny.

She already had a low point of laughter, but then she saw Chen Yu dressed up like this in the play. Even though she had seen it during filming, she couldn't help but laugh out loud.

A passerby's wife punched Zhou Xingchi until Zhou Xingchi vomited blood; the whole theater laughed stupidly again, and the key behind the joke was even stronger!
Xingzi finally picked out a dwarf from the crowd. He stood up and saw that he was taller than Yao Du. He pointed at an uncle wearing glasses and walked out with muscles all over his body. Finally, he picked out a kid, who was also extremely strong.

What is demonic can no longer be demonic.

"I won't kill women, just leave!"

The entire audience, which had long been unable to hold their nerve, finally saw the fighting scene.

At this time, no one expected that the Ax Gang would arrive.

Not to mention "Mermaid" and "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons", all kinds of emoticons are overused.

The magical Ax Gang dance lasted for a full three minutes, from him alone to the Ax Gang as a group; but no one felt bored at all, and instead laughed and kept up the beat.

At this moment, Coolie took action.

Under this demonic nature, cruelty seems insignificant, even a little neurotic.

Bang, poof——

Zhou Xingchi also looked at Chen Yu with a smile. At the end of the plot of the Ax Gang, it was the introduction of the Pig Cage Walled City; the charterer, the charterer, the coolie, the tailor, the fried hawker, Jiang Bao, A Zhen... all the characters shine. On stage, laughter could be heard from time to time throughout the theater.

Countless people laughed as they watched the Ax Gang send out a signal and start shaking people.

Finally, after enduring more than ten minutes of various characters appearing together, the scene that all the audience was looking forward to jumped to the big screen in an instant.

"Don't be stupid, sister-in-law!"

This is something that 99% of directors cannot do.

"How many directors use lenses and plots to enrich their characters, but Star Master only used two or three scenes to complete the sublimation of his character!"

boom!
The backhand was a shot that flew so fast that his underwear almost jumped out.

The landlord is lustful and takes advantage, the landlord is aggressive and loves money, the tailor is a sissy... I have to say that Mr. Xing is indeed capable of training characters.

bang bang bang-

Coolie's legs were flying, and one person was fighting a dozen axes to help the crowd; then came the tailor, the sissy opened it up, and the iron wire fist coil was flying, and it was electric and flint in the air... The big screen was all about Coolie and the tailor. The action special effects are thrilling to watch.

"Sharp!"

"This coolie and the tailor are so cool!"

The whole audience was thoroughly enjoying themselves.

The Ax Gang saw this posture and hurriedly went to get their guns and weapons, but a long stick flew out and attacked.

The fried hawker wielded a Wulang Bagua stick, and the shadow of the stick almost covered the entire screen, beating everyone to the point of falling to pieces... None of the three of them could defeat him.

The name of "Kung Fu" finally began to be revealed from this fighting scene.

Boundless dust filled the air, and as the three men fought faster and faster, they could only hear howls and attacks. After a while, all the ax gang members had been eliminated by the three men. Just when the three men thought they were done -

The dust and smoke cleared, and suddenly there was applause.

Chen Yu held a cigarette in his mouth and touched his meticulous and unmessy hairstyle, revealing a row of black teeth that were sallow due to drug abuse.

"So majestic, so powerful!"

"I didn't expect that in this poor and shabby place, there could be such a master?"

clap clap clap!
Chen Yu clapped his hands perversely, twisting his body, with excitement in his eyes as he looked at the three eager opponents in front of him; the magical dance and background sound sounded again, and everyone knew that a wonderful battle was about to come. .

Chen Yu wanted to fight one against three.

"Whoo~~~"

Chen Yu dug his ears with his fingers and blew on them. His body still seemed rhythmic, and he hooked the three of them: "Which one will die first?"

That careless look was indeed arrogant to the extreme.

The three coolies and Qiang looked at each other, obviously knowing that the opponent in front of them was very strong.

In the next second, without any explanation, the three people took action together.

Leg shadow, stick shadow, circle shadow... all three of them used their strongest killing moves and attacked Chen Yu, who was still laughing maniacally.

"Hahaha!"

Chen Yu was still laughing. Suddenly, when the three people's moves hit Chen Yu, his whole body actually made a creaking sound; Chen Yu grinned, his black teeth and expression became more ferocious, and his eyes were filled with laughter. There seemed to be a flash of blood.

Puff puff--

The three coolies in the air suddenly spurted out blood.

Obviously, all their moves rebounded, which was equivalent to hitting themselves.

"Huh?" "Is that all you have?"

Chen Yu snorted coldly, and then suddenly started dancing happily again; and as he moved, his whole body seemed to swell, from a sickly ghost to becoming like the legendary Li Yuanba, as if he had infinite strength. , and invulnerable.

He looked at the three coolies who were staggering to the ground after landing. He dodged and, as if shrinking to an inch, were directly in front of the coolies.

Boom!
A punch that seemed light and fluffy, but Ku Liqiang used his strongest secret move. The shadow of his legs seemed to be concentrated on Chen Yu's fist, but it was still to no avail.

Crackling!

Chen Yu's fist hit Kuili Qiang directly in the chest.

Ding Ding Ding-

Coolie Qiang spurted blood and fell back, his face turned pale instantly.

thump!
In the end, he knelt on his hands, trying hard to prevent himself from falling, but his whole body was trembling, his arms were shaking, and blood was flowing.

With one punch, Kuiliqiang was seriously injured.

He raised his head in shock and watched Chen Yu twist and dance before flashing in front of the tailor.

It was still the same ordinary punch, and the tailor, like Coolie Qiang, vomited blood and fell to the ground tremblingly.

"Finally, it's your turn!"

Chen Yu licked his lips, looking at the fried hawker who was obviously cowering in fear and shaking his stick, he ducked and rushed over.

In an instant, the three masters all knelt on the ground.

"It's boring!"

"Really boring!"

Chen Yu waved his hands and showed the three of them a smile that was uglier than crying. At the same time, he started dancing like a devil, making him even more crazy: "Come on, why don't you come? Wasn't it awesome just now?"

Swah——

After he finished speaking, just when he was about to kill the three of them, Kuili Qiang suddenly said: "No, his punches are weak!"

According to the strength Chen Yu showed just now, they were actually killed with one punch, but now, they are only seriously injured!
"uh-huh!"

At this time, Chen Yu's twisted body suddenly paused, and his expression suddenly became darker.

"Cover the door!"

The tailor also noticed it and exchanged glances with the fried hawker and the coolie. The three of them immediately used their only strength and rushed towards Chen Yu resolutely.

This time, they were determined to die.

Chen Yu flinched a little, and his demonic dance seemed to have stopped at this time.

"what!"

He was a little angry and used his invulnerability, but at this time, the moves of the three coolies had already killed him.

Coolie Qiang's legs were like steel bars, completely binding Chen Yu's feet, and blood was flowing from his mouth; and the tailor's iron coils were like steel ropes, wrapping Chen Yu around and over, but the tailor's fingertips were bleeding.

"Quick, attack the cover door!"

Coolie Qiang and the tailor vomited blood and shouted at the same time.

It's too late, it's too soon——

The stick in the fried vendor's hand was like a dragon rising out of the sea, instantly cutting through the void and stabbing at the only flaw in Chen Yu's crotch.

call out!
The special effects give this stick a completely different kind of endless power.

puff!

Among the sticks spread like flowers by the goddess, thousands of sticks were concentrated into one, piercing straight into Chen Yu's lower body.

Puff puff--

The force of the invulnerable rebound caused the fried hawker's blood to spurt out like it was free of charge. Seeing that Chen Yu's cover was still intact, Coolie Qiang and the tailor looked at each other, as if they had made some kind of decision, and at the same time, they The power is all concentrated on the stick in the hands of the fried hawker.

laugh!
It was like the sound of a valve being pulled out suddenly.

Chen Yu, who had a mouth full of black teeth, was stunned. He lowered his head and looked in disbelief at the long stick piercing his body, and the three coolies were struggling to support it.

"Ahhhh!"

"you--"

"You guys are dead!"

"I will definitely kill you all, no, the entire village will be buried with you!"

boom--

Chen Yu's whole body surged with an extremely breathtaking energy.

boom! boom! boom!
The tailor's iron coil cracked inch by inch, and then was directly ejected into the air; the long stick that pierced Chen Yu's door turned into powder in an instant; the worst thing was that the three coolies were ejected directly and fell to the ground. , life and death are completely unknown.

"Cough cough cough-"

Chen Yu kept coughing, and blood spurted out mouth after mouth. His face was a little dark, and he looked sluggish and sicker than usual.

It seems that the condition is getting worse.

He tried hard to dance, but when he danced, the background music played, like a cassette, and his dance became stuck and became very unsmooth.

It's like a puppet, if you pull it, it will move.

"Hahaha!"

All the audience were amused by Chen Yu's scene.

This guy is so injured and still wants to dance?
It really carries the character through to the end!

But many film critics have to lament that Chen Yu's physical movements are really strong.

He danced stiffly like a robot, very mechanized, one beat at a time. This requires extremely strong physical ability to do it.

"I will return!"

"I will definitely come back and uproot this village!"

Chen Yu said harsh words there, but he didn't expect black teeth and blood to fall out with these words, making the audience burst into laughter again.

"Hahaha!"

Mr. Xing next to him also smiled a little and turned his back. He patted the armrest with his hand and almost burst into tears from laughter.

Liu Yifei was paralyzed with a weak smile.

This scene where Chen Yu spoke harshly and lost his teeth was really funny.

In the end, Chen Yu had no choice but to take out his handkerchief and wipe the blood stains frantically. Then he lost his teeth as he spoke. He turned around trembling with anger and coldness. As he walked, he looked back. He was about to say another harsh word, "Black Teeth". It spurted out of the mouth again.

The theater audience was really going to die laughing.

In this short minute, Chen Yu showed off several super hilarious baggage.

In the end, Chen Yu covered his mouth with a handkerchief and moaned. He didn't know what he said, but judging from the harsh expression on his face, it was definitely not a good thing.

It wasn't until his figure disappeared into the night that the coolie made a muffled sound in the direction of the others.

At this time, the charterer who had been hiding there and watching the whole battle suddenly came out.

"Damn it, help me!"

The charterer held one in one hand and swooped into a room.

A great war ended like this.

Is it exciting?
This can actually be seen from the happy expressions and hearty cheers of all the audience throughout the process.

The battle between these three people and Chen Yu was both exciting and funny. It was a combination of fighting and humor, giving people a completely different and fresh feeling.

Who would have thought that a martial arts drama could be filmed like this?
(End of this chapter)