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Chapter 63 [62] Chen Yu and Liu Yifei’s skit!

"arrive!"

Chen Yu, who was in the center of the stage, shouted with laughter and looked up in front of him, as if there was a very luxurious restaurant standing there.

The key thing is that he also drew a circle with his hand, which made people feel the grandeur of this hotel.

"Is that so?"

Liu Yifei also came to Chen Yu's side and took advantage of the situation and took his arm.

I have to say that Chen Yu felt quite comfortable leaning against him so tightly.

The sweater actually doesn't hold anything back.

"Correct!"

Chen Yu pointed at the sign of the restaurant in front of him with a grin, and said with a smile: "Look, this is the most expensive restaurant in Tieling. Doesn't it say...Scottish Flirting!"

"What!"

Liu Yifei stamped her foot and turned slightly red: "You misunderstood, that's Scottish sentiment!"

"Hahaha!"

As soon as these words came out, not to mention all the candidates, even Huang Dingyu laughed.

This kid is interesting.

Scottish flirting is out, you're quite brave, young man.

"Did you bring it in?"

Chang Li was completely shocked by Chen Yu's first few words.

The most important factor in a sketch is that it can be understood at a glance; Chen Yu's simple words made everyone in the audience fall into the sketch he was about to perform.

This is a quite complete joke; and it is closely related to the test questions, isn't it about eating in a restaurant!
  But two people with just one sign can make them laugh.

And the acting was very natural and smooth, as if he were actually eating.

The key is that this guy can actually speak Northeastern dialect?

I have some language talent in me!

This was something Chang Li didn't expect before Chen Yu's sketch was performed.

He thought that these four people would each play their own roles. After all, the previous nine groups of candidates had come here this way.

Unexpectedly, as soon as they appeared on the stage, Chen Yu and Liu Yifei completed a brilliant rivalry scene.

Whether it's the lines, the performance, the body shape and the stance, they are all on point.

Several examiners nearby also covered their mouths and laughed. They were all laughed at the Scottish flirt.

"What?"

Chen Yu stared at the restaurant sign carefully, frowning, and finally seemed to see it clearly, and his tone suddenly became softer: "Oh, the mood!"

"Then let's eat it here!"

Chen Yu waved his hand, looking very heroic.

This kind of acting that bursts out at any time does not require Chang Li to say much; Chen Yu completely mastered this role flexibly, while Liu Yifei next to him was slightly reserved and a little reluctant to let go.

"Hey, Lao Chen, are you inviting me to eat here today?"

Chen Yu's friend, Li Zefeng, appeared at this time. He looked at the restaurant in front of him with a look of surprise on his face.

"What about that, old...husband!"

Liu Yifei suddenly pulled Chen Yu, and the two of them stayed far away from Li Zefeng.

Liu Yifei then whispered: "This... this hotel is so expensive!"

Unexpectedly, Chen Yu suddenly took away his hand and said directly: "Why is it more expensive? I brought money, I just withdrew 1 in cash today!"

After saying that, he immediately touched his armpit: "Hey, where is my bag?"

He turned around and looked around, feeling confused.

"What bag?"

"The bag that contains the money, the yellow bag! I asked you to help me put it in it!"

Chen Yu was so angry, but Liu Yifei next to him was speechless and slapped his thigh fiercely: "It's over... let me fall on the kang!"

"Ha ha!"

The candidates laughed again.

The most important thing here is that Liu Yifei's Northeastern dialect is a bit awkward; but this burden is indeed funny.

"Tell me about yourself, can you still do something?"

"You said I was doing something for you, so I went up to the bed, and -"

"Old Chen, how about I invite you?"

Li Zefeng looked embarrassed at this time. The two people's voices were so loud that he could hear them clearly.

"How about that!"

"I said I'd like it, so I'll do it!"

"okay!"

Chen Yu waved his hand and said with an impatient look on Liu Yifei's face: "Do you still have money in your pocket?"

"No... no more!"

Liu Yifei pulled the two empty pockets pitifully, and Li Zefeng couldn't stand it anymore: "Old Chen, I brought money, really!"

"What's wrong with you? If I say I'll invite you, then I'll definitely come!"

"Okay, look at me!"

"Let's have a big meal here!"

"waiter--"

Before Liu Yifei could stop him, Chen Yu shouted again.

Yang Shuo, who had been waiting for a long time, immediately put on a pair of skirt-style trousers and walked up to Chen Yu.

This appearance was simply hilarious.

Because Yang Shuo actually had makeup on his face and walked with his crotch tucked in, like a mountain cannon.

The point of laughter shifted directly to him.

"Oh my god, you made me laugh so hard!"

"They actually had time to put on makeup?"

"He did it himself. I think he was confused just now!"

"Haha, these four people are quite interesting!"

Huang Dingyu's shoulders were shaking non-stop, and Chang Li was lying on the scoreboard with a smile.

Her smile was a bit low to begin with.

"I'm sorry, uncle..."

Yang Shuo spoke Northeastern dialect to Chen Yu, and the smell came as soon as he opened his mouth.

Northeastern’s talent for accent comedy is like being possessed by Xiao Shenyang at this moment.

"Who are you calling an uncle here? You are the uncle!"

"Do you see clearly? I'm only 38!"

Chen Yu rushed in front of Yang Shuo, pretending to come and give him a look; but he couldn't help but lift the "thing" on his body. At this moment, everyone knew that Chen Yu was carrying something else.

"We are a high-end hotel and we do not accept agricultural and sideline products!"

Yang Shuo raised his voice and cast a charming glance at Chen Yu.

Chen Yu was not angry at all: "No, we are here to eat!"

"Oh my God, are you here to eat?"

Yang Shuo looked shocked and looked at Chen Yu carefully up, down, left, and right.

"Not like it?"

Chen Yu frowned.

"It's not like that!"

"Say girl, this meal means to me -"

"Wait!"

Yang Shuo screamed like a eunuch. This sudden howl was like a rooster crowing, his soul striking out.

It almost made all the candidates laugh to death.

"Well, who do you call a girl?"

"He is a pure man!"

"Do you guys understand?"

Yang Shuo showed off his arm muscles.

"Ha ha!"

The whole venue once again burst into laughter that overturned the venue.

"No!"

"I'm going to die laughing!"

"Why... why are these two people so funny?" Countless candidates burst into tears from laughter. The key point was that Yang Shuo was still lifting his skirt: "This is packaged in our Scottish style. Besides, it's not a skirt. These are not cropped pants!"

"Look, it has legs?"

"Oh my God, I was so anxious to wear it that I went astray. Oh my God, why is there no crotch on the aisle?"

"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed again, and the whole examination room couldn't stop, and the whole room was filled with laughter.

Several examiners, including Huang Dingyu, were also there constantly wiping their tears.

"whole!"

"So complete!"

"How did you do it?"

Huang Dingyu held his forehead, smiling and shaking his head.

He never expected that Chen Yu would bring such a perfect work.

Whether it's the acting, the plot, or even the script, it's all impeccable.

The laughter of all the candidates was enough to explain everything.

In 5 minutes, this guy did it?
  Huang Dingyu didn’t believe it!

There is only one possibility, and that is that this sketch was written by one of the four Chen Yu.

It just matched the test questions, so I took it out directly.

There is a high probability that the owner of this work should be Chen Yu.

This is completely Huang Dingyu's intuition.

"Hubby, I'm a little hungry!"

At this time, Liu Yifei was pulling Chen Yu's sleeve. Chen Yu, who was chatting with Yang Shuo, immediately said: "Then... let's have a bowl of noodles!"

Yang Shuo screamed: "Well, 78 for a bowl!"

"What kind of noodles are they? So expensive?"

Chen Yu ignored Liu Yifei's expression next to him; Yang Shuo sneered: "Scottish braised noodles!"

"Well, isn't braised pork expensive?"

Chen Yu asked, and Yang Shuo immediately said: "Lu doesn't want money!"

"Okay, you bring me 2 bowls of braised pork, let us taste the saltiness first!"

"Okay, go quickly, go quickly!"

Chen Yu made a gesture to chase Yang Shuo away, but Yang Shuo was stunned: "Mom, haven't you been there before?"

"That's because I didn't come. If I had come, you would have been like this!"

"Go, go, go!"

Chen Yu kept urging, and all the candidates and examiners on the field were already laughing so hard that they couldn't stand up straight, holding their stomachs, and their legs seemed to be cramped.

This last paragraph is also a fatal joke as long as Lu Zi doesn’t want to show off!

The level of funnyness is not inferior to that of the pure men above.

Just when everyone was expecting the skit to continue, Chen Yu said to Huang Dingyu next to him: "Teacher, our skit performance is over!"

"What?"

"ended?"

"I haven't had enough fun yet!"

"That's right, some more!"

"..."

Many people were shouting there, as if they had completely forgotten that they were in an examination room at this moment.

They thought they were watching a sketch show.

It was Chen Yu's skit that made them laugh and relax; the stress of the exam was instantly gone.

It was Huang Dingyu who clapped his hands and stopped a bunch of students from complaining: "Quiet, quiet!"

"Is it really over?"

He asked Chen Yu.

"Teacher, it's really over, just prepare for 5 minutes!"

Chen Yu was talking there, but Huang Dingyu seemed to hear other meanings in his words: "You mean, this skit was originally more than 5 minutes?"

"Yes, this is a shortened version!"

This is indeed a sketch that Chen Yu adapted temporarily just for performance.

In fact, in Chen Yu's previous life, this sketch was almost as famous as a household name.

That's Uncle Benshan's classic sketch from the 09 Spring Festival Gala - "Not Short of Money"!
  But now in 02, everyone present has obviously never heard of it.

"All right!"

Huang Dingyu could only express regret, and finally asked: "Then this sketch was originally there, or -"

"I wrote it before!"

Of course, Chen Yu would not be polite, and he directly started copying documents without any panic.

The first rule of rebirth - be thick-skinned.

At this time, all the students in the class who looked a little relaxed could no longer laugh.

Even Yang Shuo and Li Zefeng, who had long expected this, had expressions of disbelief on their faces.

Even though they had expected it, the moment Chen Yu actually said it was still quite shocking.

He actually... can also write scripts?

The key is, it's so brilliantly written.

Li Zefeng was even more annoyed. He had forgotten his words just now. If Chen Yu hadn't responded in time, there would have been an oversight on his part.

"Sure enough, it's the same as I guessed!"

"Can you also write sketch scripts?"

Huang Dingyu was completely convinced.

I have seen some awesome candidates, but I have never seen anyone more awesome than Chen Yu.

The skit just now was perfect beyond description in terms of completion and performance!
  "Oops, I forgot to change the plot temporarily..."

Chang Li suddenly clapped her hands in annoyance. The examiners were so absorbed in watching Chen Yu's skit that they didn't even do the most important part of the exam, which was to suddenly change the plot.

This is also a scoring item.

"Fortunately it's the last group!"

"One more minute, you four stand up!"

Huang Dingyu said, Chen Yu and others stood there according to their previous positions.

"Okay, just follow what you just acted. Chen Yu and No. 21...Liu Yifei are husband and wife, right? No. 31 Li Zefeng is Chen Yu's friend, and No. 11 Yang Shuo is still a waiter in the restaurant!"

"At this time, Liu Yifei, you suddenly discovered that Yang Shuo is your ex-boyfriend!"

"start!"

Huang Dingyu suddenly said something, and Liu Yifei let out a direct ah, and the whole person was stunned.

It does not make sense?

Yang Shuo is his ex-boyfriend?

Liu Yifei had no choice but to act according to her own feelings.

Chen Yu couldn't bear to look at her, but not to mention, Liu Yifei did have some talent and her acting was okay; Yang Shuo was a bit out of character, he didn't even dare to look at Liu Yifei, his eyes flickered.

Chen Yu, on the other hand, looked extremely shocked.

Yes, he needs to act too.

He looked at Liu Yifei in disbelief, and then at Yang Shuo. After being stunned for three seconds, he hugged Liu Yifei, smiled slightly and said, "Yifei, why don't you introduce it to me? "

"what?"

Li Zefeng was undoubtedly the most confused among the four: "This... I also want to act in this?"

"nonsense!"

Chen Yu couldn't help but want to kick him. This was obviously an unexpected situation, and it was a test of the four people's on-the-spot reaction performance.

This guy actually acted as a spectator throughout the whole process?

Watch the show.

Although it was normal for him to watch a good show as Chen Yu's friend, his performance just now was obviously unqualified.

"Chen Yu, Liu Yifei suddenly broke up with you at this time!"

Chang Li said something again at this time, and Liu Yifei was immediately stunned.

Again?

Li Zefeng and Yang Shuo were obviously defeated, and Chang Li and the examiners all focused on Chen Yu.

They wanted to see if this student could act in such a sudden plot!

(End of this chapter)