The leader of Deyun Junior Team? I quit!
Chapter 235: 5 levels of moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and labor! Is this to pick up a bri
Chapter 235 Five levels of moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and labor! Is this to pick up a bride or choose a captain?
The entrance to the wedding room.
Guo Qilin took the groomsmen group composed of Zhang Yishan, Wu Lei, Ou Hao, and Zhang Yixing to start the wedding ceremony.
However, the bridesmaid group headed by Zhao Liying was not a vegetarian. They blocked the door tightly and did not give the groomsmen a chance at all.
Zhao Liying looked at Guo Qilin and others through the peephole and smiled mischievously, "If you want to get in and get married, you have to go through three levels."
"Da Lin, and you best men, are you ready?"
"If you can't get through, you can't accept this kiss today!"
Hearing this, Guo Qilin smiled and shook his head, "You still have to pass three levels? Is this to get married or to win the top prize?"
"Sister Yingying, can you be accommodating and I'll prepare a big red envelope for you later, okay?"
"Big red envelope?" Zhao Liying smiled and raised her eyebrows.
"Yes, it's big, a big red envelope." Guo Qilin thought there was a way and hurriedly drew a big pie.
Unexpectedly, Zhao Liying turned around and shouted to Reba and others: "Sisters, Dalin wants to bribe me, what do you think we should do?"
"Bribery?" Reba smiled, "Then instead of three levels, let's change it to five levels!"
"Haha, Dalin, our Yang Zi is a popular star, isn't she worth more than the top pick?" Xu Ting said with a smile, "If you can't pass the five levels today, you can't even think of picking him up."
Guo Qilin was stunned, "No, I've already planned to give you money, why are there two more levels?"
"Oh, please stop talking." Zhang Yishan pushed Guo Qilin away, "It's not bad, it's just two more tests."
"It's up to us."
"Brothers, come here!" Zhang Yishan waved, Wu Lei, Hao, and Zhang Yixing stepped forward.
"Come on, come on, let's draw a line."
"Look at our lineup, let alone five or ten levels."
"Come on." Zhang Yixing said directly.
"Haha, let's see how much you weigh!"
Zhao Liying smiled and said: "If you want to marry our Yang Zi, you must possess the five advantages of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, beauty and labor!"
"Morally, intellectually, physically, artistically and skillfully?" Zhang Yishan stared, "You want to choose the captain!"
"Then don't worry about it." Zhao Liying pouted, "Let's see if you have these five advantages in these five levels."
"Come on, the first level, Germany!"
"Da Lin, if you want to marry our Yang Zi, you must first be a man of virtue!"
"Let me ask you, who will do the housework in the future?"
Guo Qilin smiled and said, "That goes without saying, of course I did it."
"Haha, okay." Zhao Liying waved her hand, "It's just a sign of what you say."
"Meaning?" Guo Qilin was stunned, "How do you mean this? Do you want me to do housework on the spot?"
"Ouch! Stupid!"
Zhang Yishan rolled his eyes helplessly, pulled Guo Qilin over, and then waved to Ou Hao and Wu Lei.
"Come, come, help!"
"okay!"
With that said, everyone started to press Guo Qilin's head, and pressed down hard. Guo Qilin bowed with a confused look on his face.
"How is it?" Zhang Yishan smiled, "Are you sincere enough?"
Zhao Liying smiled and said: "Not bad."
"Then I'm asking you, who will be in charge of the family's money in the future?"
Guo Qilin smiled and said: "Of course it's my wife. Men can't have money in their hands."
"Haha." Zhao Liying smiled and nodded, "Very good."
"Come on, show it."
Zhang Yishan heard this and waved, "Brothers, come on."
"No!" Guo Qilin quickly stopped him, "I'll do it myself."
"Good guy, if I press you two more times, my neck will be broken."
With that said, Guo Qilin bowed again to the door.
"Hey, Dalin, you are very wise!" Zhao Liying smiled and nodded, "Okay, the last question, if you can answer it correctly, you will pass the level of male morality."
Guo Qilin smiled when he heard this, "So it's that simple! Come on, I'm ready."
"Hehe." Zhao Liying smiled mischievously, "This question is not simple."
"Ask a question!"
"Suppose you have three thousand yuan and your ex-girlfriend asks you to borrow two thousand eighty yuan, how much do you have left?"
Wu Lei next to him smiled, "This question is too simple, even a primary school student can understand it!" "Three thousand minus two thousand and eight, doesn't that leave two hundred?"
"Hey, did I get the answer right, Sister Yingying?"
When Zhao Liying heard this, she smiled and rolled her eyes, "You go away quickly, little brat, your hair isn't all grown yet, just come and answer the question."
"Hahaha." Zhang Yishan laughed, "Brother Wu Lei, you are still too young."
"There's a catch to this question."
"Look at me, your brother."
With that said, Zhang Yishan stood up with a confident look on his face, "Yingying, this problem rarely troubles others, but it never troubles me!"
"The correct answer to this question is, I don't have an ex-girlfriend, right?"
When Zhao Liying heard this, she curled her lips and said, "No ex-girlfriend? Do you believe this?"
"As far as I know, you already have two ex-girlfriends, right?"
"No, next one!"
Zhang Yishan looked embarrassed, "Yingying, don't slap someone in the face when you hit someone, don't expose someone's shortcomings when you expose them, okay?"
"It's so disrespectful."
"You asked for it." Zhao Liying smiled and curled her lips, "Quick, who knows the answer to the next one."
Zhang Yishan and Wu Lei were both defeated, leaving only Zhang Yixing.
If it were before, Zhang Yixing would definitely not know the answer, but since participating in "Ji Xing", he has evolved from a little sheep to a little fox.
Zhang Yixing thought for a while, "I understand. The key to this question is that it is three thousand yuan."
"We're already married, so I can't possibly have three thousand yuan. If I did, wouldn't this be like hiding private money?"
"So, the answer to this question is that I can't have money, right?"
"Hahaha!" Zhao Liying laughed directly after hearing this, "The little sheep has indeed evolved into a little fox. The answer is so pure and refined."
Zhang Yixing said excitedly: "Did I get the answer right?"
"No!" Zhao Liying pouted, "Is this question about money?"
"Back off, back off, you're eliminated."
Forehead?
Zhang Yixing was stunned, "That's not right? What's the answer?"
After saying that, everyone looked at Guo Qilin, "After Dalin, our entire army has been wiped out!"
"Nah, the whole army was wiped out in the first level, how can we play in the future?" Zhang Yishan said with a bitter smile.
"Da Lin, why are you standing there stunned?"
"It's been a long time, please give me an answer!" Ohao said with a bitter smile.
Guo Qilin's eyes widened and he looked at the four people in front of him as if they were idiots.
"No, you can't answer such a simple question?"
"Every one of them claims to be wise and mighty!"
"I'm really convinced by you."
"Get up and drive."
Guo Qilin waved his hand helplessly and walked to the door. He looked at Zhao Liying, raised his eyebrows and smiled: "The answer is not a penny, right?"
"Uh?" Zhao Liying was stunned, "How do you know?"
"Haha, your question is too childish." Guo Qilin said provocatively.
Zhao Liying suddenly became angry, "Then tell me, why you don't have a penny, you can't tell me."
"Haha, this is too simple." Guo Qilin said with a smile, "Well, let me increase the difficulty. Suppose I have three thousand yuan, and my ex-girlfriend asks me to borrow two thousand eighty yuan, and Sister Yang asks me to borrow one hundred yuan, and I still have some money left. How many."
"How about I answer this question?"
Zhao Liying's eyes lit up, "Haha, Yang Zi is also included."
"Okay, let me see how you answer!"
Guo Qilin smiled and said, "Listen up."
"The answer is, I will give Sister Yang two thousand nine hundred and eighty, and the remaining twenty will buy a washboard. I will kneel on it and reflect on it."
"Reflect on why my ex-girlfriend still contacts me."
"Is this answer OK?"
Zhang Yishan and others nearby heard Guo Qilin's answer and immediately revealed the quintessence of the Chinese nation.
"Damn it! Dalin is so awesome!"
Zhang Yishan sighed and shook his head, "Now I know why Dalin doesn't have an ex-girlfriend. His emotional intelligence is like nothing else!"
(End of this chapter)
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