The leader of Deyun Junior Team? I quit!

Chapter 304: Serve in Capital letters

Guo Degang said that the little princess had peed, and the entire audience laughed and booed.

"You can't do that, little princess. Why do you still have stage fright in your own home territory?"

"Hurry up, hurry up and record it, the little princess makes her first cross talk show and pees, hahaha."

"Taotao is so cute."

"Quick, are there any diapers on site? I'll pay a high price for them. I want to change my wife's diapers, hahaha."

Listening to the cheers from the audience, Guo Qilin also smiled bitterly and shook his head.

In fact, Taotao was wearing diapers, but the diaper seemed a bit large and made Guo Degang's coat wet.

Guo Degang said this subconsciously.

Of course, this is nothing to be ashamed of. Taotao is not even a week old yet and can't even walk. She is just a child being held in her arms.

Therefore, not only did the audience not feel embarrassed, they even thought Taotao was adorable.

But when Taotao peed, Guo Degang couldn't stay on stage anymore. He could only carry Taotao down to change his diaper, and he also had to change his coat.

Once Guo Degang left, Guo Qilin was left alone on the stage.

Guo Qilin couldn't go on any longer. The performance couldn't be stopped once it started. Even if there was an emergency, someone would have to support him.

Originally, the audience thought that another person would come up to talk cross talk with Guo Qilin, and the backstage was also prepared in this way. Feng Chaoyang was already standing at the stage entrance, waiting for Guo Qilin to give him a break and walk onto the stage.

However, Guo Qilin waved his hand, indicating that Feng Chaoyang did not need to come up and he could handle it.

In fact, Guo Qilin also has his own considerations. The next program is Feng Chaoyang's.

Now that Feng Chaoyang is here, it will affect the rhythm of his program.

If it was an actor of Yu Qian's caliber, he wouldn't have such a problem, but Feng Chaoyang couldn't do it. He wasn't in a position to save the situation yet.

With Feng Chaoyang's level, it would be considered good if he could stabilize his performance.

Seeing Guo Qilin's gesture, Feng Chaoyang was relieved at first, and then worried.

Guo Qilin meant to say a stand-up by himself.

But in Feng Chaoyang's memory, Guo Qilin never said a single word. He was worried that Guo Qilin wouldn't be able to stand up, so he stood at the stage entrance, waiting to enter the stage at any time.

However, at this time, Guo Qilin was already chatting with the audience.

Although Guo Qilin has never spoken stand-up before, with so many years of experience in cross talk, coupled with his experience in the past few years, Guo Qilin's cross talk ability has reached a terrifying level.

It's really easy to deal with this kind of situation.

"Haha." Guo Qilin looked at the audience and said with a smile: "As the saying goes, people have three urgent needs."

"The little princess cannot avoid it."

"This scene reminds me of Brother Yue."

"Brother Yue's three urgent needs back then were earth-shattering!"

There was once a business performance, and Yue Yuncheng also had a special case of stomach upset. That time he really couldn't hold it in anymore.

In the middle of the cross talk, he apologized to the audience, ran off the stage, and left Sun Yue hanging on the stage. Fortunately, Hou Zhen came to the rescue, and the performance accident was avoided.

When the audience heard that Guo Qilin was beating Yue Yunpeng, they burst into laughter and started to boo.

"Da Lin, are the three urgent events on stage a tradition of the Deyun Society?"

"Is this kind of thing going to be passed on?"

"Hahaha."

"Da Lin, the little princess can do it. She dares to pee on the stage in front of thousands of people at such a young age. She will definitely not have stage fright when she performs on stage in the future."

"Hahaha, buddy, you are worrying too much. Being thick-skinned has always been a fine tradition of Deyun Club."

Listening to the cheers from the audience, Guo Qilin also smiled, "Is this called being thick-skinned?"

"Haha, let me tell you something, a shameless incident I encountered."

"Everyone knows that I have attended the Spring Festival Gala, right?"

"Actually, when I went to the Spring Festival Gala for the first time, I was very nervous. During the rehearsal, I always performed poorly." "You don't know that during the Spring Festival Gala rehearsal, there were leaders on three levels inside and outside, and there were hundreds of people. Live audience."

"And the rehearsal is strictly in accordance with the Spring Festival Gala live broadcast."

"It was my first time to participate in this kind of rehearsal. I was really nervous. I either forgot my words or stumbled over my words. The leaders were very dissatisfied."

"Just say I'm too thin-skinned and my mental quality is too poor."

"Let me get over it."

"I don't know what to do? Suddenly there was a commotion in the audience."

"Everyone gathered around, and I went up to take a look out of curiosity. What a great guy."

"It turned out that a eldest sister was about to give birth, and she was in such a hurry that her amniotic fluid broke."

"It was too late to send the patient to the hospital, so we had to collect materials locally and give birth on the spot."

Hearing Guo Qilin say this, the entire audience burst into laughter.

"Haha, she gave birth to a baby at the Spring Festival Gala rehearsal. This eldest sister is also awesome!"

"Haha, Dalin, if you had a big sister, you wouldn't have stage fright."

Guo Qilin smiled and said: "You are right, I thought so too at the time."

"Eldest sister can give birth at the Spring Festival Gala rehearsal. Is that an ordinary person?"

"If eldest sister can leave these two moments to me, will I still have stage fright?"

"With this idea in mind, I bought fruits and flowers and went to the maternity hospital to visit my eldest sister."

"I want to learn from my eldest sister."

"When I arrived, the eldest sister was crying on the hospital bed."

"Oh, I'm too embarrassed to see people. It's so embarrassing for so many people to watch me give birth."

"When I saw the eldest sister was so excited, I thought I'd try to persuade her first."

"We also know that postpartum women have great mood swings. If there is any postpartum depression, wouldn't it be troublesome?"

"I'll go up and persuade you immediately."

"Sister, please don't forget this."

"What does it mean to have a baby in front of hundreds of people? When the Olympic bid was successful, a big sister gave birth to a baby in front of tens of thousands of people. Isn't that okay?"

"When I said this, the eldest sister cried even more fiercely. She wiped her tears and shouted, Oh! That person is me too!"

After Guo Qilin finished speaking, the entire audience burst out laughing.

The whole place was extremely heated, and there was even more thunderous applause.

Feng Chaoyang, who was at the stage, was stunned when he saw this scene.

He never expected that Guo Qilin could say a stand-up comedy based on the scene environment, and the effect would be so good.

Not only Feng Chaoyang, but also Guo Degang, who was changing his coat backstage, was also shocked.

"Da Lin did a stand-up comedy by himself?"

"More than that, Master!" Yan Hexiang said excitedly, "Da Lin still said a stand-up comedy based on the scene environment!"

"I'm really convinced!"

"Master, you are right, Dalin is really horny, so awesome!"

Listening to Yan Hexiang's words, Guo Degang blinked in shock.

No one knows how difficult stand-up comedy is than Guo Degang.

Even if Guo Degang wants to do stand-up comedy, he has to prepare in advance, but Guo Qilin can blurt out a stand-up comedy according to the scene environment.

Is this ability something ordinary people can possess?
At this moment, Guo Degang suddenly realized that the last time he lost to Guo Qilin was not a coincidence!

(End of this chapter)