divination

"If you want me to give it back to you, then you come and grab it! Come on! Come on!" A little boy laughed loudly. He stopped from time to time with a coin in his hand, swaying around provocatively, waiting for the little girl. When he caught up, he ran away again.

"How can a man bully a woman? Give her back the house money!" Seeing this, Ding Yi unconsciously recalled when he was playing with Luo Xin when he was young. Xin stumbled over a small stone while chasing, and almost didn't break his skull. With a shadow in his heart, he dodged around, grabbed the little boy's wrist, snapped his folding fan away, and yelled harshly.

"Who said I belonged to a man? Look..." The little boy retracted his hands as he spoke, stretched his lower body weirdly, and took off his pants. There was obviously a unique gully in the middle representing a woman's private parts.

"Ah...can't watch...can't watch..." Ding Yiyi was momentarily stunned by the little boy's outrageous behavior, at a loss for what to do, and quickly turned around.

"Ha... ha... You have come to the Wushan Pavilion, and you are still prudish! You have tricked a big man who is prudish! You can watch it if you want, there is nothing you can't watch." The little boy laughed and jumped Go to Ding Yi and say.

"Can't watch...can't watch..." Ding Yi hurriedly turned his head to the other side and said, thinking to himself: "Why are children like this now? No wonder I heard that some children still I really will put my little brother with a girl, I really want to get a child to play with each other..."

"Ha... ha... what are you hiding, I'm fake! The flesh-colored underwear I'm wearing is painted with a dark red color pen in the middle!" The little boy laughed again.

Ding Yi turned his head slightly to take a closer look, only to realize that this was indeed the case. He frowned and scolded the little boy angrily, "How could a child do this? How shameless!" At the same time, Ding Yi thought to himself He said: "It's strange, I am a big man, I have seen everything that should be seen about a woman's body, how can I still say that I can't see such a thing, I must have overreacted, and I was out of order for a while!"

"What's there to be ashamed of! This is the place where I let my little brother come out to drain water when I am in a hurry! You see, I am in a hurry to pee now. The dark red place is connected by nylon thread, and it can be split when it swells. Little brother come out! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "Ha..." The little boy laughed triumphantly.

Ding Yi was so angry by the little boy that he held the green bamboo fan and it froze like water droplets into ice. "I'll give you back the money from this house! I won't play with you...ha...ha..." The little boy laughed triumphantly, turned around and ran to the alley quickly to disappear.

Ding Yi took the Tangzi money thrown by the little boy, he couldn't laugh or cry, after a while, he came back to his senses, handed the Tangzi money to the little girl and said: "Come on, I will return the Tangzi money to you!"

When the little girl stretched out her hand and was about to take back the hall money, she retracted it in a flash, stared at Ding Yi with a strange look in her eyes, and then said with a bright and lovely smile: "Big brother, I just picked up this hall money from the ground." , I wanted to use it to buy candy, but that man snatched it away. I also took the money to buy candy. Since Big Brother wants it, I will give it to you..."

"Give it to me?" Ding Yi was stunned, contemplated for a while, then took out a hundred taels of silver from his body, handed it to the little girl, and said, "Little sister, Brother Qian really wants this son, but I can't do it in vain." Yes, if I give you the money, I will treat it as my money for the house!" After finishing speaking, Ding Yi took the house money to the maid outside the Wushan Pavilion, and handed it over: "Now I have money for the house, let me in..."

"Wait!" The maid stretched out her hand to stop her, picked up the Tangzi money and looked at it in mid-air. Under the sunlight, the three official script characters of Wushan Hall quickly appeared on the money body. She nodded, retracted her hand and said, "Yes! This Tangzi The money is real! Well, you can go in!"

Ding Yi's right hand is used to making a dead wood crutch, but the palm is floating in the air. His body leans forward weightlessly, his breath quickly gathers, and he stabilizes his mind. The crutch has been hidden in the sumeru, and it is no longer a Taoist priest but a Confucian scholar." Immediately, Ding Yipa unfolded the green bamboo folding fan, fanned it gracefully, and walked leisurely.

Stepping into the hall, Ding Yi looked around, looking at the open hall, and soon saw that among the people who came in with hall money, there were Lu Renjia and Long Tao 6. Standing slightly in front of Yingying, there are two monks whose robes have long faded, but still have some faint patterns like dragons and tigers. They can't help but frown, and secretly said in horror: "These two are rumored to be dedicated to promoting good and eliminating evil. , Dragon Tiger Arhat, ranked No. 2 on the Qiankun list as a combination of two people, how could they come to a place like Wushan Pavilion with fireworks and willow alleys?"

"Brother, the Wushan Pavilion reopened after it was destroyed by the half-faced Rakshasa. It is said that Souluo robbed a lot of civilian girls. This time, we must promote the good and eliminate the evil, kill the evil museum owner, and rescue the victims!" The broad Tiger Arhat whispered.

"Junior brother, there are so many people now, let's wait and see what happens, and don't make any noise." The strong and sturdy Long Luohan instructed softly with a cautious expression.

Ding Yi's eardrums pulsated slightly like a pulse, and he collected all the dialogues of Dragon and Tiger Arhat, and thought to himself: "Dragon and Tiger Arhat really have another purpose, it's just that they are wearing monk clothes, so eye-catching and easy to recognize, would people in the Wushan Pavilion recognize it? Not coming out? They are really like the rumors, they have the idea of ​​promoting good and eliminating evil, but they are delicate and careful..."

Immediately, Ding Yi swept his eyes around again, only to see a young man beside him with a few rounds of heavy cloth wrapped around his head, whose left cheek seemed to have had a few jawbones crushed compared to his right cheek. He sensed an unusual strange aura that seemed to be evil but not evil. From the corner of his vision, he could still faintly see the quicksand sword he hid tightly but the sword energy was still scattered. "A face-tasting youth? A strange breath? Quicksand sword? Could it be that he is the newly-emerged Sha Wushe, a face-tasting swordsman who broke into No. 20 on the Qiankun list with his weird and unpredictable "Quicksand Swordsmanship"?"

"Everyone, Tangzi money is spring money specially used for brothels. Our Wushan Pavilion is considered a romantic place by outsiders, so we use this kind of money to cater to the public. Now that everyone has come in, this money is useless. Please return it. On the copper plate brought by the maid." At this time, the woman in blue who was reading the paper order outside the gate of the hall walked up, her blue eyes blinked lightly, and the heart of the man who was caught by the flash of eyes couldn't help but jump wildly, and a memory appeared in his brain. All kinds of crazy fantasies about women, at the same time, several maids walked by and took back the hall money one by one.

Afterwards, the woman in blue blinked her charming blue eyes, and said with a very coquettish smile: "Wenqu City is famous all over the world for its literature, and our Wushan Pavilion is also the same. The pen, ink, paper and inkstone named the Twelve Courtyards, just because the Banmian Raksha came to make trouble a few days ago, causing many courtyards to be damaged, and they are currently being repaired. However, for this book competition, the museum owner specially mobilized a large number of Manpower, urgent planning and construction of the three courtyards named after the three friends of bamboo, pine, and plum Suihan, as long as you can pass through these three courtyards, you can go to the innermost floor of Wushan Pavilion."

After finishing speaking, the woman in blue rolled her blue eyes and glanced at everyone with a charming light. Seeing that there was no change, she cleared her throat and said: "Then everyone is ready. The exam questions I am going out of the bamboo courtyard have been written since ancient times. Many literati wrote poems on bamboo as a counterpoint, today..."

"Ha... ha... Girl, I know what you mean. You want us to fight against our obscene poems, don't you? In the past few days, in order to be able to enter the Wushan Pavilion, win the first prize in one fell swoop, and win a big gift, I have specially strengthened my thinking about poetry and antithesis. My son, it's just that until now, I have never thought of obscene poetry, but I got a wonderful pair!" Long Tao 2 laughed smartly.

"Oh? Brother Long, you have always been famous for your obscene poems. I didn't expect you to come out with a wonderful pair today. Then bring it here and let everyone listen to it!" Lu Renjia said anxiously with his eyes shining.

"Brother Long's obscene poems are well-known in Wenqu, just like there was a obscene poem before, my brother climbed on the grass, and the holes and pillars melted. The evil fire can't be exhausted, and the spring breeze blows and regenerates." , everyone is looking forward to it.

Long Tao 2 proudly unfolded the folding fan, raised his thick black eyebrows and said: "One hole, two peaks, three intersections, four shots, five attacks, six turns, seven ups and downs, nine turns, and it's perfect." Long Tao 2 said, While gesticulating, his hands sometimes knotted under Lu Renjia to make a hole, and then turned over to his chest to make two waves, and then laughed: "Brother Lu, are you going to be right?"

"Get out...you pervert, there is no cure. You really answered that sentence, the enemy of the prostitute! I can't do it!" Lu Renjia was embarrassed by Long Tao 6's gesture, and his anger did not come out .

"Ha... ha... This is absolutely true! It seems that I can make many beautiful beauties fall under my kinky pair again!" Long Tao 2 laughed excitedly, imagining a long and special girl again in his heart. The temperamental beauty was lying on the bed, taking off the transparent and seductive mesh pink gauze...the expression on her face was extremely wretched.

At this time, the woman in blue blinked her blue eyes, she glowed charmingly, looked around everyone and said, "Mr. Long's Shanglian is quite similar to the one in the exam questions. If anyone can pass it, they can pass first!" The woman's voice fell , Many people were eager to try, but when they spoke, they shook their heads and sighed, and retreated back to their original place knowing that they couldn't do it.

"Really? Then let me try it!" After sinking into the ink for a few moments, the young man who touched his face threw the long cloth scarf hanging from his shoulders to his back, cupped his hands and saluted: "My little brother is not talented, I would like to treat you with rare Brother Long's Phoenix Feather Qi Body."

Everyone looked at the face-tampering youth together, many of them looked very expectant, and some were discussing where this man came from, but when the woman in blue saw him, her face seemed calm.