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"Fat Master, these stones are indeed insect saliva, but..."

Yang Chen briefly told Wang Meng the information about the green essence, and said sternly: "I don't know what the weight and limit of human beings are for this kind of thing?"

“If it causes backlash, it’s not worth the gain.”

Hear him out.

Wang Meng was amazed and looked around the green essence. He couldn't help but touched it with his index finger and put it in front of his mouth.

"You shouldn't be able to explode and die at this point, right?"

The index finger paused in front of his mouth.

Wang Meng chuckled.

See this.

Yang Chen shrugged.

To talk about toxicity regardless of dose is to be a hooligan!
Just like that, the poisonous god [Paraquat] is probably fine, let alone these sweet and non-toxic [Green Essence]?
Wang Meng thought about it for a while.

Although he is a foodie.

I also eagerly want to improve my strength.

However, considering that it was insect saliva, he was still a little hesitant.

But the next second.

His heart skipped a beat.

He stuck out his tongue and licked it.

One entrance.

The frowned brows unfurled like chrysanthemums.

His eyes lit up even more.

"I rely on!"

“It tastes good!”

Wang Meng smacked it in his mouth a few times, savoring the taste of the green essence, looking like he was still unfinished and pleasantly surprised.

Done.

Stretching out his hand into a claw shape, Yun Jin grabbed it with a claw and grabbed a piece of green crystal marrow as big as a steamed bun from above.

This time.

He did not mind that it was the saliva of an insect.

Say nothing.

Just prepare to put it in your mouth.

See this.

Yang Chen quickly shouted loudly: "Stop!"

"Don't be reckless!"

"Fat Master, let's eat bit by bit, but don't destroy yourself."

Hear the words.

Wang Meng laughed and said, "It's okay, Fatty. I'm as strong as an ox. I can definitely defeat him with one piece of this thing."

While talking.

Then he stuffed it into his mouth.

at this time.

A sharp whistling sound broke through the air.

suddenly rang in my ears.

When Yang Chen came to his senses and wanted to look back, the sharp whistling sound was already in front of him.

Followed by.

Only a "pop~" sound was heard.

The piece of [Green Essence] that was as big as a steamed bun in Wang Meng's hand instantly fell into pieces and exploded like a watermelon.

And the sharp whistling sound stopped abruptly.

obviously.

This was a hidden weapon fired at someone, deliberately breaking the green essence in Wang Meng's hand to prevent him from eating it.

Until then.

Yang Chen and others reacted.

Zhong Xiaowei rushed over immediately and protected Yang Chen.

Although the black and white demons were half a beat slower, they quickly rushed into the darkness to check the situation.

Wang Meng's expression changed drastically.

Immediately he flashed and followed him.

no doubt.

The strength of those who take action in the darkness is extraordinary.

That's why they pay so much attention to it.

Yang Chen also saw some clues.

A small stone seed fell on the ground.

It was this small stone seed that made an unusually sharp whistle, shattering the green essence in Wang Meng's hand with extremely fast speed and precise force.

The people present, except Yang Chen, are not ordinary people.

There is no need to say more about Zhong Xiaowei.

The other three are all Gu slaves.

By their strength.

Even if a bullet comes, I can't say that it can be completely avoided. At least there is still a certain amount of reaction time.

And this little stone seed.

Then they don't have any reaction time.

and so.

Only then did Wang Meng's expression change drastically.

Only then would Zhong Xiaowei be so prepared, as if facing a formidable enemy.

Think of this.

Yang Chen was about to call Xiao Huang and let him show up to scare the visitors, but he was surprised to find that Xiao Huang was lying on the ground, looking trembling.

This made Yang Chen feel as frightened as a huge wave in the sky.

How can it be?

Xiao Huang is a dragon!

Even Xin, the powerful leader of the Chink tribe, was as frightened as a tiger when he saw Xiao Huang, and quickly led his tribe to flee.

The Zerg could be the end of the world - of course, the two sides did not come to the point of life and death, and they also compromised in the same way in front of Xiao Huang.

And now.

Xiao Huang turned out to be like a dog that saw a tiger.

The whole body shrank into a ball.

Lying on the ground.

I dare not open my eyes.

Shivering.

I didn't even dare to take a breath.

This?
Yang Chen couldn't imagine it.

Come.

How powerful is it?

Depend on!
I thought that after experiencing the Zergs and Chinks, everything would go smoothly.

The result was a wave of uncertainty.

One wave after another.

Here comes a master that even Xiao Huang is afraid of.

I don’t know if the person coming is an enemy or a friend?
but.

If someone wanted to kill them, it should be easy.
"Bang bang bang~"

Three figures flew over.

Then one by one, they fell in front of Yang Chen.

These three people were Black and White Shuangsha and Wang Meng.

Followed by.

A white figure gradually emerged from the darkness, revealing his true face.

See this person.

Yang Chen hissed, and his pupils suddenly shrank.

The visitor is none other than someone else.

It is Zhong Xiaowei’s aunt and grandma!

That's right.

It is the immortal goddess who has a world-famous appearance on the Hubi Mountain [Immortal Peak Temple]. She is dressed in white and holds a fly whisk. She is like a fairy from the Nine Heavens descending to earth.

For this aunt and grandma.

Yang Chen's impression was more than profound.

Zhong Xiaowei said that his grandfather and his senior aunt and grandmother were once brothers and sisters, and they also had a relationship.

But the appearance and figure of my aunt and grandma.

looks.

But he was only eighteen years old at most.

How is it a magical and mysterious thing?

But this immortal goddess calculated that Zhong Xiaowei would die because of her.

After drinking the wine she prepared, he was in an inexplicable coma for a whole day.

After waking up.

Master's aunt, her disciples, and Zhong Xiaowei disappeared, just like evaporating from the world, without any clues.

If Zhong Xiaowei hadn't appeared on his own later.

Yang Chen thought he would never see them again in this life.

But what he never expected was.

We met again, actually here.

And in this way.

"Senior aunt. Grandma!"

see her.

Yang Chen was surprised, but also had mixed feelings.

When she arrived uninvited, she knew exactly when she would arrive. Not only did she send her disciple Wu Qianqian to wait at the intersection, but she also prepared drinks and treated her with great respect and courtesy.

Yang Chen is self-aware.

Without subtitles, it would be useless.

How could he be worthy of being so valued by this fairy-like master's aunt and grandma?

But then.

She left without saying goodbye.

It made Yang Chen unable to tear his sister apart! If it was a courtesy before.

Then it would be disrespectful or even rude.

and so.

Yang Chen felt a bit like he was being manipulated by her.

"Blessings and Immeasurable Heavenly Lord!"

"Jushi Yang, we meet again."

Seeing Yang Chen, the master's aunt and grandma smiled slightly, flicked the fly whisk, put it in her left hand, then clasped her hands together and sang a promise to Yang Chen.

With Yang Chen's face, no matter how beautiful a woman is, Yang Chen will never blush.

But at this moment.

His face was as red as a monkey's butt.

The little heart beats loudly.

My throat was clucking and I wanted to say something, but it seemed like it was stuck and the words kept coming out.

no way.

Master's aunt and grandma are so beautiful.

The beauty of Xie Xinran and Mu Qingzhi makes the surroundings dim.

Then the beauty of my aunt and grandma makes people forget everything around them.

The temperament is dusty.

Elegant like a fairy.

Yang Chen didn't know what the Nine Heavens Mysterious Girl and the Yaochi Fairy looked like.

If there is.

That should be what my master's aunt and grandma look like.

"Master's aunt, grandma, why are you here?"

at last.

Yang Chen held back a word.

Hear the words.

The master's aunt and grandma smiled and answered the question: "My Taoist name is Ling Xiaozi, just call me by my Taoist name, Master Yang."

Done.

Ling Xiaozi walked towards Xiao Huang who was shivering, and said with a half-smile but not a smile: "You evil beast, you have a lot of opportunities. Now that you have cultivated the body of a dragon, it can be regarded as your own destiny."

You can hear it.

She and Xiao Huang should have known each other for a long time.

really.

Xiao Huang stuck out his tongue and wanted to lick Ling Xiaozi to please him.

However, Ling Xiaozi frowned slightly.

Xiao Huangdan immediately retracted his tongue, looking at his nose with his eyes, and his nose with his heart, looking extremely honest.

See this.

Yang Chen's curiosity was really over the top.

Xiao Huang respects himself.

He was afraid of Ling Xiaozi.

What happened to them before?
I thought about it.

Yang Chen was about to climb up to Xiao Huang's head, touch its horns, and have a good communication with it.

At this time.

Ling Xiaozi waved his white clothes, and with a slight flick, he saw a soft strong wind, and then rolled up the three people on the ground and lifted them up side by side.

Then he said.

"These green essences are not ordinary things. The essence they contain is something that even you Gu slaves cannot afford."

"I do know some recipe quantities and can share them with you."

"As for ordinary people who don't have any foundation in practice, it's best not to try it. Firstly, it will be difficult to achieve the effect, and secondly, it will be counterproductive."

As soon as these words came out.

The three Gu slaves looked at each other.

They don't know who this person is? What do you want?
But seeing that she and Yang Chen seemed to know each other, they all looked at Yang Chen.

Yang Chen was overjoyed.

You just need to know the weight of these stones to improve your strength.

Her arrival is undoubtedly a timely help.

It's just that ordinary people who don't have any foundation in spiritual practice are best not to try it easily?
meaning is.

Can't eat it yourself?
This makes Yang Chen somewhat regretful.

"Immortal, Immortal Lord!"

At this time.

Fat Ye Wang Meng, a member of the Taoist sect, behaved like a junior meeting an elder, behaved respectfully, performed a standard disciple ceremony, and said stumblingly:
"Brother, this disciple is the 23rd generation headmaster of [Qingxuan Sect]."

"Here, I saw the Immortal Lord here."

The fat man is lustful.

But at this moment, his eyes were watching his nose, and his nose was watching his heart. He didn't even dare to look at Ling Xiaozi, looking restrained and awed.

Hear the words.

Ling Xiaozi nodded.

He said calmly: "The founder of your religion [Xuan Yangzi] is also a talented person. I benefited a lot from discussing Taoism and Dharma with him back then."

Upon hearing this.

The fat man's legs went weak and he almost fell to his knees.

Yang Chen was also stunned.

Yang Chen didn't know which sect of Taoism [Qingxuan Sect] was.

But Yang Chen knew the meaning of the 23rd generation headmaster very clearly.

That’s 23 generations of inheritance!
People who practice Taoism naturally seek longevity, and their vitality is naturally much longer than that of ordinary people.

A generation leader, not much to say.

50 years is not too much.

Row.

Then take an average and calculate it over 40 years.

23 generations.

That's more than 800 years.

When was it more than 800 years ago?
If Yang Chen remembers correctly, it should be during the Song Dynasty.

and so.

Master's aunt and grandma.

How old are you?
More than 800 years ago, were we really arguing with the founders of other religions?
If someone else said this, Yang Chen would ask her to go out and turn left. There is a mental hospital there, with rebirth on the first floor, fantasy on the second floor, and cultivation on the third floor.

But the extremely mysterious aunt and grandma in front of me said this.

Yang Chen actually thought it was very reasonable.

Yes!

Otherwise, how can we explain that she is Zhong Xiaowei's aunt and grandma, but she looks only 18 years old?
How to explain her insightful eyes that see everything in the world?

How to explain her extraordinary, indifferent and aloof temperament?
can.

Can a person really live to be eight hundred years old?
There is actually one in the historical data of China.

That is Peng Zu.

Documents such as "The Book of Mountains and Seas", "Historical Records", and "Huayang Guozhi" all record that Peng Zu was indeed a person, and he lived through the Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties for more than 800 years.

of course.

If anyone takes it seriously, it must be that their IQ is not high enough.

But show up.

After experiencing a series of mysterious and strange events.

For these things that subvert the three views, Yang Chen's acceptance is much higher.

just.

Zhong Xiaowei said that Ling Xiaozi was his grandfather’s junior sister.

His grandfather's junior sister.

If Ling Xiaozi lived for more than 800 years.

Isn't Zhong Xiaowei's grandfather longer?
And how old is Zhong Xiaowei now?
When did his grandfather give birth to his father?
When did his father give birth to him?

Yang Chen found that he couldn't figure it out, it was a complete mess, it was all a fucking mess...

"Immortal, Immortal Lord!"

"You, have you met my ancestor?"

now.

Wang Meng looked even more incredulous.

He asked with a trembling voice, his slightly bowed waist becoming even lower.

But this time.

Ling Xiaozi did not answer him.

Instead, he walked up to Yang Chen, exhaled like blue, and said lightly: "Taking green essence can be divided into nine equal parts, which correspond to the practitioner's basic cultivation."

"Nine is the biggest and one is the smallest."

"The first equal portion is one tael, the second equal portion is three taels, and the third equal portion is six taels. The fourth equal portion is twelve taels, the fifth equal portion is twenty-four taels, and the sixth equal portion is forty-eight taels."

"Seven equal parts are ninety-six taels."

"Eight equal parts are one hundred and ninety-two taels."

"Nine equal parts are three hundred and eighty-four taels."

"Each equal portion must strictly correspond to the practitioner's cultivation level."

“A little has little effect.”

"It's counterproductive, and it's even more life-threatening."

"After reaching the ninth level, it is of little use anymore. You will need other spiritual elixir essences to go one step further and achieve breakthroughs and improvements."

Done.

As if he knew what Yang Chen wanted to ask.

Ling Xiaozi smiled slightly and said: "For ordinary people, taking two or three grams of it soaked in water and drinking it can also strengthen the body, strengthen the foundation and nourish the body, cure diseases and prolong life."

“But if you don’t control it properly, you’re vulnerable to backlash.”

"And because it can stimulate the body's potential in a short period of time, if you become dependent and abuse it, it will actually be harmful."

Yang Chen understood what she meant.

This stuff is really good for ordinary people, as long as they control the portion.

But once ordinary people experience this benefit.

It’s easy to get caught up.

In the end I couldn't control myself.

Become a slave to the Green Essence. (End of chapter)