Romantic comedy with all members, why am I single?

Chapter 266: The Extreme Pull of Eriri and Sayuri
"Hehe~"

Looking at Kitagawa Umi with a happy and silly smile on her face, Dazora couldn't help but reveal a hint of envy in his eyes.

Although I always like to say things like "find a rich man to marry" and "for the sake of the rest of my life, I must find a rich man to marry".

But in fact, she is not a girl who loves money so much.

Otherwise, with her beauty and figure, working in high-end restaurants and bars in Roppongi and Ginza, and working as a model part-time, it would be easy for her to become a "yen yo girl" or be kept by someone.

So she just envied Kitagawa Umi who could openly declare to everyone that she was Iura Hide's girlfriend.

Regardless of whether it was her, Ryune, or Sugaya Noha, even if they confessed to Kitagawa Umi in the future, they would still not be able to openly reveal their "identity".

When he thought of this, Dakong's eyes darkened and he felt a little regretful in his heart.

But then, a happy smile emerged involuntarily from the corner of her mouth, quickly diluting the regret.

"Isn't it normal to have regrets? Whose life can always be perfect without any regrets?"

"It is said that 70% of high school couples break up within a year of dating. If you include the period after graduation, it's almost a complete failure."

"But I don't have to worry about the unknown future at all. I can continue to walk happily and happily with my senior, Hai Meng and the others."

"So being able to become the senior's girlfriend is indeed my greatest luck~"

Dakong thought silently in his heart, and the smile on his face became even brighter.

Maybe most of the "serious hot girls" would like the unknown novelty and excitement, but she is not. What she pursues is always to be able to spend her life with the boy she likes.

What's more, I can't tell others that I'm Jingpu Xiu's girlfriend. She's not the only one, right?
Thinking of this, she didn't mind this little bit of regret anymore.

"But if it was Inui Sashouye, she would definitely announce to everyone that she is also the senior's girlfriend, right?"

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but turn her head to look. At this moment, she was sitting in the corner, eating a sandwich sold in a convenience store and sulking there. She shook her head in her heart at first, then looked down at the lunch box in her hand, and suddenly couldn't help gloating.

The reason why Inusha Suzuha was angry was not because Kitagawa Kaimeng told others that she was Iura Hide's girlfriend.

The reason why she was angry was that the other three of them had the love bento that Motoko had "trial-made" this morning under the guidance of Hori Kyoko, but she was the only one who didn't have one!

Of course, this can't be blamed on Ji Zi being partial.

Originally, Kiko thought that she would pester Iura Hide and go to Fanxing with Iura Hide, so naturally she didn't prepare a lunch box for her.

Who would have thought that Kitagawa Umi actually dragged her to the filming site as a "good friend".

Although Qian Xinshou could see the reason why she was unhappy, after hesitating for a moment, he decided to take out his lunch box and share half with her.

However, seeing Qian Xinshou's pitiful and reluctant look, she finally refused with a frown on her face.

So, when Kitagawa and Umi were eating their lunch boxes, she was the only one eating a sandwich.

"I vaguely~!"

"Yes, this fried beef cube is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. It is so delicious with the sauce and white sesame seeds!"

"And this grilled cod is also super delicious! Is there lemon juice on it? Motoko-chan's cooking skills have really improved a lot recently!"

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Ozora and Kitagawa Umi looked at each other, then grinned wickedly and started praising loudly, half sincerely and half deliberately.

Qian Xinshou, who was standing by, didn't know whether he felt guilty or something, but he lowered his head even more unconsciously.

As for Inusha Suzuha, although the expression on her face seemed to have no change, the remaining half of the sandwich in her hand was almost crushed by her!
"It's all the fault of that Kitagawa Umi!"

Although it was Motoko who did not prepare her lunch box, the root cause should still be blamed on Kitagawa Umi, who forcibly dragged her over here, right?

Looking at the sandwich in her hand that was about to break into pieces, Inui Sashouye wanted to smash it directly on Kitagawa Kaimeng's "hateful" face, then patted her butt, slammed the door, and ran to Shimokitazawa to find Iura Hide.

However, when she thought of the narrow streets and crowded crowds of Shimokitazawa, she felt that she might faint on the road within two minutes of getting out of the taxi.

so.
"Can you guys eat faster? Eating before you even finish your work is such a waste of time and so unprofessional!"

"???"

Oosora and Kitagawa Umi pretended not to hear anything and continued to eat their lunch boxes slowly. However, Qian Xinshou, who was standing next to them, felt like he was being implicated.

"Hey, Onei-chan, why don't you try the bento made by Motoko-chan?"

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After a brief silence, Inui Sashouye still crossed her arms, tilted her head, and said proudly: "Since you said so, I will try to see if Motoko-chan's cooking skills have really improved."

For a moment, the already happy atmosphere in the small lounge became even more joyful.

Especially Kitagawa Umi, who laughed so hard that the rice in her mouth almost spit out.

While the four of them were happily eating lunch, Eriri was still struggling with Sayuri Sawamura.

"Wow, is Eriri really going to leave Oga-san alone and move in with Hide-kun?"

"Don't call 'Xiu-kun' so intimately! You haven't even met Master Xiu yet, okay?"

"It's because I haven't met 'Master Xiu' yet that I'm even more worried!"

"What's there to worry about? Didn't I show you the video of Master Xiu's performance?"

"That's true. Although I have watched that performance video hundreds of times and licked the screen hundreds of times—"

"???what did you just say!?"

"Nothing, I mean, I'm still worried about Eriri-chan moving there like this, without ever meeting Master Xiu in person!"

"What's there to worry about? Master Xiu is handsome, has a bright smile, and is gentle and considerate. Besides..."

"Except what?"

"It's nothing! Anyway, Master Xiu is more perfect than the male protagonists of all the comics I've read. There's nothing to worry about!"

"But Eriri has moved out, and Oga-san will be left alone at home. She will be very lonely, boohoo..." As she said this, Sayuri Sawamura rushed over and hugged Eriri in her arms like a spoiled child.

Due to the height difference, the pair of rabbits, which were several sizes too large, almost crushed Eriri to death.

"Hey, hey, let go! I'm almost suffocating - why is yours so much bigger than mine?"

Perhaps it was because the brain was not getting enough oxygen, or perhaps it was because the obsession in her heart was too deep. Eriri couldn't help but speak angrily while slapping Sayuri Sawamura's arm hard like a wrestler with his throat choked in the ring.

"Hey, maybe it's because Ogasan often massages herself? After all, as you know, Ogasan is not at home all year round, so this kind of thing can only be done by Ogasan himself."

"Eh? Can massage make it bigger?"

"Of course!"

Eriri looked at Sayuri Sawamura's "sincere eyes" and suddenly realized something, feeling that she had learned something new.

But then she realized that the most important thing now was to escape from Sayuri Sawamura's entanglement and move out.

After all, Jizi had just called her to ask if she wanted to go over for lunch, and now it’s been over half an hour!!!

How could she let her sister-in-law wait for her for so long!
"I'm not moving out and never coming back. I come back once or twice a week. And don't you have a bunch of toys in your bedside table? You're not lonely at all!" Eriri complained unhappily after coming to her senses.

Because there were only mother and daughter together, she directly exposed her nature as a book artist, and she could speak in a h-style without hesitation.

"Erriri-chan, who already has a boyfriend, really doesn't understand," Sayuri Sawamura sighed sadly when she heard this.

"It's because she's too lonely that she needs so many toys! Once Eriri is not at home, Oga-san will definitely be even more lonely, and no amount of toys can fill that loneliness~"

"Is it that exaggerated?" Eriri looked at her suspiciously, and after thinking quickly in her mind, due to her past experience of being cheated, she still felt that Sayuri Sawamura was fooling her.

so.
"Get out of the way, I've made an appointment to have lunch with Motoko-chan!"

"Eh? Motoko-chan? You're Master Hide's sister, right? If it's an appointment, then we can't keep Motoko-chan waiting for too long."

Sayuri Sawamura rolled her eyes and said with a grin, "Then let Ogasan go with you!"

"Huh? You're coming with me?"

"Yes! Ogasan will move there with you, so that Ogasan won't be lonely anymore!"

"WTF!? Are you going to put an L hat on Odou-san!?"

Ying Lili couldn't help but widen her eyes and exclaimed subconsciously.

Sayuri Sawamura also wants to move there? And she will not be lonely if she moves there? What the hell is this!
"Ah, aha~ If Eriri-chan doesn't mind, Oga-san is not impossible~"

Sayuri Sawamura said this while shaking her body shyly.

The most important thing was that Eriri couldn't tell whether she was joking or serious, which made her lean back tactically, her eyes almost popping out of her head.

"No! Absolutely not! Don't even think about it. I will never let you have any ideas about Master Xiu!"

"But maybe Master Xiu will like it very much?"

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Ying Lili's face suddenly turned red and she was speechless.

After all, as a book artist, she is relatively familiar with some theoretical knowledge.

"No way! I will never let you move there with me!" Ying Lili shouted angrily.

At this time, Sayuri Sawamura smiled slightly, and finally revealed her true colors, and said, "In that case, why don't you let Oga-san take you there and have lunch together? After all, Oga-san always wants to know where Eriri-chan has moved to and what her living environment is like, right? If Eriri-chan doesn't live well or is uncomfortable, Oga-san will feel bad!"

Ying Lili automatically ignored the second half of the sentence and couldn't help but reveal a hesitant look on her face.

Although she didn't want Sayuri Sawamura to send her there, if she refused again, what if Sayuri Sawamura really got angry and insisted on moving there with her?
What if Sayuri Sawamura really rushed in when she was playing games with Xiu?
When she thought of some unspeakable scenes, Ying Lili's face, which had just cooled down, suddenly turned red and hot again, and her breathing became unconsciously rapid.

At this time, Sayuri Sawamura, who had been observing her reaction, smiled and said again: "Also, if you agree to let Ogasan take you there, Ogasan can also give you the 'ultimate secret technique' that he has always treasured. As long as you learn this secret technique, it will definitely make your Master Xiu even more obsessed with you~!"

Now Ying Lili couldn't help but be even more moved.

After all, the 'techniques' that Sayuri Sawamura taught her before did help her a lot.

What's more, even if she wanted to stop Sayuri Sawamura, she might not be able to do so, right?

"What is the 'ultimate secret technique'?"

After hesitating for two seconds, Ying Lili finally couldn't help but asked curiously.

Sayuri Sawamura smiled slightly when she heard that, took two steps back, turned around gracefully on the spot, and then asked, "Do you know why Oga-san always wears a yukata at home?"

"Because... when you wear a yukata, you don't need to wear underwear or panties, so you can use toys more conveniently?"

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It's rare that Sayuri Sawamura, who is always so devilish, couldn't help but frown after hearing Eriri's answer. She was shocked.

Does she like playing with toys? Isn't she forced to do so?
Who would like to use toys when they can use the real thing!

It took Sayuri Sawamura several seconds to calm her breathing, then she held up three fingers and spoke again: "JK, gymnastics uniform, shrine maiden uniform."

"If you are outside, these three outfits are obviously the most likely to make a boy like Xiu-sama's heart beat, but if you are at home, the yukata is the real supreme artifact~"

"As for swimsuits and bikinis, they can't even take the place of all kinds of yukatas."

"Except for Sukumizu, of course. This is also one of the magic weapons to deal with little boys like Master Xiu."

"But even at home, wearing Sukumizu would make you look a little abnormal, especially since Master Xiu has two younger sisters at home."

"But if it's a yukata, there's no problem."

"Find some time to ask Oka-san to help you buy a few more yukatas, and also prepare the gymnastics suit, miko suit, and school swimsuit. I guarantee that Master Xiu will be even more obsessed with you~"

(End of this chapter)