Young man, please stay

Chapter 378: Die or Die
who I am…

Where is this...

what happened…

When Qin Lang, who seemed to have been sleeping in an unknown area for a long time, gradually opened his eyes, his five senses were in a mess.

It would be more accurate to say that the eyes are blind rather than open.

Qin Lang was in a state of chaos, feeling an unprecedented intense sense of fatigue. He vaguely felt as if his soul was wandering in the sky. His head was light and floating very high in the sky, passing through two clouds and then sinking into another two clouds.

Ok…

Why are these clouds so weird?

It seemed as if in the huge sky, there were only four clouds, two in a pair, and Qin Lang's head was floating between the two pairs of clouds.

And these clouds are different from the illusory ones I imagined...

Very real.

Full of a heavy feeling.

It's also very soft.

It still bounces.

When Qin Lang's head floated in, he felt as if he was buried in a cluster of flowers, smelling fragrant.

Moreover, these only two pairs of clouds smell unique and different.

Qin Lang, feeling weak and exhausted, floated among the clouds for a long time, and his five senses finally began to become clear.

The first thing I heard was two voices calling out continuously.

"Qin Lang...Qin Lang, wake up..."

"My beloved...my beloved, can you hear me?"

Of course, the calls were accompanied by some minor quarrels.

"Mr. Bai, I remind you again, be careful with your words!"

"My beloved wife and I are married on the basis of our mutual consent. Please don't go too far, little plate!"

"You!... You are clearly taking advantage of someone's misfortune!"

"How did I take advantage of someone's misfortune? It was obviously me who was in danger, okay?"

"Strong words!"

"What? You want to fight?"

"Oh, you're afraid you don't have the ability."

"Don't be so arrogant, Xiao Pan. In this Forest of Ten Thousand Souls, no one is necessarily weaker than anyone else!"

……

The two women's voices became clearer, and Qin Lang's vision began to recover.

As you and I chatted about "If you have the guts, do it" and "If you try, let me see", what Qin Lang saw was a sea of ​​darkness.

No, it's a dark mass.

Not right either.

Two groups.

Ok…

Four groups.

Four dark, round masses filled the four corners of Qin Lang's field of vision, so that Qin Lang could only see a little four-pointed star in the sky.

When I smelled it, my nose was surrounded by two faint scents, which were quite different, but the base note was the sweet milky flavor.

So these are the four magical clouds I dreamed of when I was in a coma...

“Ah~!”

The two simultaneous exclamations finally ended the quarrel. They both lowered their heads and saw Qin Lang, who was sleeping on their thighs in the middle, with one hand raised, playing with the heavy "clouds" on their lapels like an unweaned child.

thump~
thump~
"you!…"

"My beloved, are you awake~?!"

"..."

Su Yupan didn't expect that the first thing this scoundrel did after waking up was to be so indecent. Her face turned red and she was about to scold him.

But when she saw the regent's completely indifferent and pleasantly surprised reaction, the empress immediately felt three parts of dissatisfaction and seven parts of jealousy. She bit her lower lip to hold back her anger and said to Qin Lang in a gentle voice:

"Qin Lang, how do you feel now?"

"I...I..."

Qin Lang hummed and hawed, unable to explain himself, but his hands were exceptionally sober as he continued to put them in the two women's arms. "..."

"..."

As a result, not to mention the empress, even the regent was embarrassed.

Especially... two women who have been enemies for many years are now facing each other and being touched and squeezed by the same man here... even the most heartless person would not feel ashamed, right?
So in the end, Qin Lang also aroused public anger.

The Regent also wrinkled his nose with a red face, and looked at the Empress, and nodded in a rare and tacit understanding. Then, he began to move his body to prevent this guy from taking advantage of him, and at the same time raised his hand, making a move that seemed to be born with the ability of all women in the world, preparing to pinch the waist.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"

"?"

At this moment, Qin Lang suddenly screamed, which made Su Yupan and Bai Qingqing stunned.

Why is he shouting when I haven’t pinched him yet?
Could it be that he deliberately wanted to cooperate with them so that they would appear to be more accurate?
“Ouch, ouch…”

Qin Lang frowned deeply and shouted repeatedly:
“Ouch, ouch… No, no… It hurts… It hurts so much…”

"Eh…?"

It didn't feel like deliberate cooperation. Su Yupan and Bai Qingqing looked up at the same time and saw the worry and anxiety in each other's eyes.

Therefore, the two of them had no time to think of ways to deal with him. The empress took the lead in pulling the pig head on her legs towards her arms:

"Qin Lang, what's wrong with you? Why are you like this all of a sudden? Are you okay?"

Bai Qingqing's heart was also tense, and she also held his face and held it against her chest:

"My beloved, please don't scare me. What's wrong with you?"

……

Faced with the concern of the two women, Qin Lang was speechless at this time. He just kept shaking his head and yelling, looking very uncomfortable.

"Oh my god, I'm dying... I feel so uncomfortable..."

"Don't talk nonsense, idiot. What's the point of talking about death? Qingqing, what's going on with him? Do you have anything else to say?"

"No, the last thing he told me was what I told you, that he would collapse from exhaustion or something, but he didn't say it would be like this..."

In this way, when Su Yupan and Bai Qingqing had completely shifted their attention to the current situation, Qin Lang continued to hum, and when the two women got closer, he put his two big hands, which were originally just rubbing outside, into their clothes smoothly...

Then when the two women exclaimed again, this guy smiled contentedly:

"Huh... It's not uncomfortable now... It's comfortable, it's comfortable..."

"..."

"..."

"Eh? Baby? Lord Bai? What just happened?"

Qin Lang blinked his innocent eyes as if waking up from a dream, and continued to lie shamelessly on the legs of the two girls and act stupid like a baby:
"Wow, it was so dangerous just now. I was going crazy, with evil fire burning in my heart, and I vaguely felt a discordant aura lingering around. I was about to die... But you suddenly stopped arguing and used your bodies to warm my cold Dantian. Only then did I manage to come back from the gates of hell. It was really a close call, and it's cause for celebration..."

"..."

"..."

Ha ha.

The Dantian that is "burning with evil fire" is still "cold", right?
Bai Qingqing and Su Yupan listened to this guy's nonsense, feeling angry and amused, speechless and helpless.

But to be honest, they could hear the meaning in Qin Lang's words that he hoped the two of them would stop arguing and be united and friendly. So after looking at each other, one of them turned her head slightly, and the other raised her face to the sky, but in the end they couldn't help laughing.

"Hehe, both girls are so charming with their smiles. Qin feels that his body has recovered a lot, very good..."

"How dare you show off! You're trying to scare us with this kind of thing. I'll show you how I'll deal with you when I get back!"

"Yes, yes, I will also deal with it. It is said that if you don't beat the princess, she will tear the roof off the house. I will never tolerate it!"

……

Having said that, the two of them didn't really want to compete with Qin Lang at the moment. As long as he woke up and was fine, it would be fine.

After all, although the three of them are still trapped in the Forest of Ten Thousand Souls and cannot be considered to have escaped danger, the period since they eliminated the two fake empresses has been the safest period since they were lost.

Especially for Qin Lang, being able to bring both people back to his side safely, he even felt that he was already the biggest winner of this Northern Hunt.

……

Of course, as Qin Lang gradually recovered his strength, the empress also recounted her experiences along the way in detail, which were actually very similar to those of Qin Lang and Bai Qingqing.

But later on, the empress neither caught the rabbit girl at the beginning, nor encountered any snake girl.

As for the two fake Su Yupans, according to the empress, they simply "popped out of her body."

……

"From nowhere?"

"Well, they didn't really appear. It's hard to describe anyway. Anyway, I don't know why. As I walked in a certain direction, I felt something moving in my dantian. It was as if... my inner strength was being attracted by something... Finally, as this feeling became stronger and stronger, the two counterfeits appeared inexplicably."

(End of this chapter)