America started its counterattack from the bum

Chapter 341: Talent show, the prison horse was played by Cheng Zong to make a sharp explosion

"The Daily Show" is a talk show broadcast by the American Comedy Central channel. In the Internet age, its name is more commonly known as "The Trevor Noah Show".

To put it simply, there is a talk show host every day who takes a script that writers have worked hard to come up with and chats with some popular figures.

America's so-called deep government and the elites of both parties have shit on their butts. They often use this platform to stick their butts up and pretend to let the audience see it. They use the form of talk shows to speak some fake nonsense to resolve disputes and pretend to reveal the truth in exchange for trust.

Due to the "offensiveness" of the talk show art itself, if you look at this program from the perspective of studying the political spectrum, you will find that it leans to the left, sometimes even more left than the extreme left.

It can be said that except for anti-Semitic wanderers, the Daily Show has discussed all other controversial topics in America - from this point of view, it is extremely conservative.

This super talk show seems to talk about everything, but in fact, there are a bunch of slides that cannot be touched in places you can't see.

Ha, great America.

They always like to use this method to mislead so-called American patriots into thinking that this country is not that bad.

Yes, America has many problems, but we can talk about them. As long as we speak out the problems, they will be solved slowly.

Actually?

The Daily Show is not really left-wing, and Trevor Noah is smart enough to know what she should say and what she should do.

Therefore, Gwill was able to use his connections to get Accountant Jia into this show.

A preview was released on Twitter two days in advance - "Two men who dream of the stars and the sea, collide! Collision! Collision!" Guess who they are! "

American netizens are also experts at gossiping. The headline of The Daily Show almost put the wheel on their faces, so they naturally guessed enthusiastically, and then they identified one person - Musk.

It’s strange to say, it seems like some strange names have been mixed in, why do they all have the word “horse” in them?

It doesn’t matter. What matters is that Mr. Cheng brought Lao Ma and Lao Jia together!
Yes, President Cheng used Gwill's influence to trick Lao Ma into appearing on the Daily Show, just to help Lao Jia get some popularity.

Originally, President Cheng and Mi'er were sitting in front of the TV, happily waiting for their tool man to appear, but Danze's arrival interrupted President Cheng's rare leisure time.

"Chan, Jax is here, do you want to see him?"

Mi'er looked at Cheng Daiqi meaningfully but did not express her opinion.

She now fully recognizes Mr. Cheng's ability and is convinced in her heart, even physically, so no matter what Mr. Cheng plans to do, she will support him.

After being impressed by Mr. Cheng’s operations time and time again, Mier has learned a lesson: believe first, then question!
"Come on, bring him over and watch the show with us."

President Cheng smiled and decided to give Sheriff Gru another chance.

How complicated is the situation in California? It's so complicated that even Cheng Zong is not sure he has seen it clearly. How can that idiot Gru handle such a dangerous situation?
Not long after, Jax walked into Mi'er's manor somewhat nervously - Mr. Cheng had been living with Mi'er recently, and he was afraid of death.

“Chan, I am.”

Cheng Daiqi interrupted him. Cheng didn't want to listen to Gru's wailing, so he chose to let Jax see the reality first.

"Sit down, and watch The Daily Show with us first. Your boss Gru kicked us out. The shares in the LCE cryptocurrency trading platform need to be redistributed. Jax, your role is actually not that big."

The Daily Show logo flashed on TV, and Cui, wearing a blue suit and brown tie, spoke with a smile.

"Hello everyone, today is the 26th day of the shutdown of the American government. The great White House wants to tell us a fact through this incident - what is the use of the government? Aren't we still alive and well after being shut down for so many days?"

The programmed canned laughter came from the TV, and Trevor Noah continued to tease.

“Do you know why the government is shutting down?”

He paused for a second, pretending to let the audience think, but it was impossible for Trevor Noah to really let them think of anything, so he quickly continued to guide them.

"Because our great President is busy building walls. Ha, maybe because he was a real estate developer before he was elected President. God, how would I know!"

Trevor Noah's words were very hurtful. On the TV, canned laughter was heard again, but Cheng Daiqi and Mi'er, who were sitting opposite the TV, did not laugh.

It is well known that the President's only purpose in watching the U.S. government shut down for so long was to get the House of Representatives to approve his wall-building plan.

But Nancy, who has been the core of the House of Representatives of the Donald Trump Party for more than a decade, has just taken office as Speaker of the House of Representatives not long ago. It is impossible for her to bow to the Elephant Party at the beginning of her term, especially on such a sensitive bill.

The man wanted to do something, but the Democrats disagreed. Nancy was blocking him in the House of Representatives, and the federal government's budget had already been completed.

So, things got stuck here, the U.S. government experienced its longest shutdown in history, and then Achilles launched a sneak attack on the California gang.

Thinking of this, Cheng Daiqi glanced at Jax, his eyes full of disdain - not disdain for Jax, but disdain for Gru.

Gru, Gru, we are all human beings, why is there such a big difference between us?
I didn’t feel anything before, but now that I’ve had more contact with Achilles, I’ve discovered that you’re really a wimp.

It looks fierce, but what it does is a bit like a barking dog that doesn't bite.

Although he seems to be the king of LPAD, he is actually the biggest club in California. In this chaos, Eris was the first to be eliminated and completely became a toy.

But what is Eris's level? What is your level, Gru?
He doesn't even have the qualifications to sit at the table to eat. You, Gru, are qualified, but you are not worthy of being kicked aside again and again.

Now that you can’t hold on any longer, you know to come back to find me?

What were you doing before?
Spending your honeymoon with your beloved transgender wife?
vomit!
Sabie!

Mr. Cheng is a decent man. He won't say it openly, but it doesn't affect his contempt for Gru in his heart.

Jax was concentrating on watching the show and didn't notice Mr. Cheng's look.

"Okay, let's welcome our first guest. Many friends have already guessed his name. He is the engineer, inventor, philanthropist, founder and CEO of Tesla, CEO and CTO of SpaceX, chairman of the board of SolarCity, and member of the U.S. National Academy of Engineering, Musk!"

For some reason, Mr. Cheng thought of a sentence - there is not enough space for so many people.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Jax and Mi'er looked at him as if he were an idiot. Mr. Cheng quickly stopped smiling. He really couldn't hold it back just now because it was too humorous after all.

"Hi, Xiao Cui, long time no see. I heard that you recently joined a gay club?"

Lao Ma and Xiao Cui have been superficial friends for a long time. He started performing according to the script, and his first question ignited the atmosphere of the live broadcast.

"NO! Lao Ma, you better be careful, or I'll sue you for defamation!"

Xiao Cui also acted according to the script, and his main character was anxious, so anxious that he even spoke without thinking.

"Ah? Is it shameful to come out in America? No way? No way?"

Lao Ma is also an old performing artist. When his Tesla was short of funds, he could even act like an American filial son in front of Toyota's investment team.

This wave, this wave is dancing on the red line, just for the sake of popularity, risking one's life to fish for popularity - "The Daily Show" is not so shameless as to refuse Gwill's clear request!

This is why Mr. Cheng Ragwell joined the game.

On the surface, this idiot is Niu Sen’s man, but by extension, he is also the man of the current House leader Ms. Nancy!
What? You, Trevor Noah, are so shameless on The Daily Show, but you dare not listen to Nancy?

Everything is afraid of comparison. Gru even made it clear that he didn't want Ragwill to come in and share the meat with him. This black policeman really has no broad vision. At that time, he even mocked President Cheng for overestimating his own abilities.

Now it seems that he was the one who lost his mind, not President Cheng!
"Laoma, like many people, I am one of the most open-minded people. I grew up in South Africa, where I was instilled with the idea that homosexuals are not human. This is not good. You are also a South African, you should know this."

“Oh yes, yes, South Africa, hahahahahaha.”

The two fellow villagers looked at each other awkwardly and laughed meaningfully in tacit understanding - don't doubt it, Americans are so arrogant.

Success in career and business will not affect their character. Martinez is so arrogant, and so is Trevor Noah.

"But I know that I must put aside those conservative and backward ideas, and those ideas that have been simply instilled and given to me. I am willing to listen to the voices of minorities. America is made up of minorities like you one after another!"

Otherwise, he could become the most likable host of a talk show. Even Mr. Cheng can't compare to him in terms of his eloquence.

"Cui, I noticed you mentioned a word, listening, that's unusual."

“Yes, when some people talk about minorities, they start to act like they respect, understand, and even flatter the minorities. What is that?
Do they need your respect? Do they need your understanding?
This deep-rooted arrogance is disgusting! So I hope, I hope myself, I hope more people will listen carefully to the real demands of the minority, instead of talking about respect with arrogance! "Wonderful, Cui Wa gave a perfect answer to the topic given by President Cheng.

Three key points. First: I am not a perfect person, but I am trying to stand with the minority. This may seem like exposing one’s own shortcomings, but conscious and controllable exposure is a good tool for empathy.

Second: That beastly place in South Africa says "homosexuals are not human beings". Come on, all the sexual minority viewers who have watched this talk show, I have circled the target for you, aim at South Africa and start hyping me up!

Third: They are trying to force the issue of LGBT. Those who say they respect others are arrogant. Only people like me who listen truly respect others. Tear them apart!

There are too many hot spots, and it's easy to generate heat. As the party behind the scenes, Mr. Cheng is very satisfied.

It is worthy of being called The Daily Show, and it is worthy of being the world's top editing team, what a talent! (I am bragging about myself, this is my original plot)

In the live broadcast room, Trevor Noah had a serious and tense expression on his face, but Lao Ma was laughing a little.

What Trevor Noah said just now was totally inconsistent with the script. He already knew that he was going to be involved in a public opinion dispute again!

Isn't he the one who always talks about respect and brings up topics about minority groups?

His script for tonight had been like this from the beginning, but now Trevor Noah had stepped on his face.

The Lao Ma now has three choices: either turn his back and become a clown, or continue to cooperate and become a puppy, or wait for the opportunity to counterattack and win back.

Doesn’t Trevor Wa know what kind of personality Lao Ma has?

"Cui, you're right, but I'm more curious about who the other guest tonight is. You know, netizens have racked their brains to guess but still can't figure it out. I'm looking forward to this mysterious person."

He changed the subject gently and inconspicuously. After all, Lao Ma is a world-class entrepreneur and he has some skills.

"Chan, is it really a good thing that you compare a big liar with Musk?"

This question had been buried in Mier's heart for a long time. When Lao Jia was about to go on stage, she finally asked it.

“It’s a mixed bag of good and bad, but a bad reputation is still a reputation. Americans don’t care about good and evil, they only worship successful people. Many people in the cryptocurrency circle know that it is a casino, so a famous dealer can attract them to join.

It's a game of passing the parcel, Lao Jia has already swindled so much money, there will be greedy people who will be attracted by him."

What Cheng Daiqi didn't say is that everyone in the world hates the evil goblins, but if the goblins grow up little by little to become dragon-slaying warriors, they will become legends.

There is something very cruel at the bottom of the Ansa culture - plundering is not shameful.

As long as Lao Jia can withstand the pressure and succeed, today's notoriety will be transformed into chants of praise.

This principle is very interesting, and has a bit of the meaning of "after entering the Pass, there will be great scholars who will debate the scriptures for me." It may sound absurd, but it is true and has been verified by practice time and time again.

Since Lao Ma asked, Trevor Noah would not hold him back. After all, sensitive topics are not suitable to be discussed for too long, and too much talk will lead to mistakes.

He said to the camera with a mysterious look on his face.

"This man also works for the super-rich, builds cars, does Internet business, and pays attention to the combination of cutting-edge technology and products. And most importantly, Musk has taken away his most precious thing!"

It is said that American talk show media has no bottom line. Before the Daily Show launched this episode, it used "collision" as a gimmick in its publicity.

Now the show has begun, and Trevor Noah has again emphasized that Lao Ma stole Lao Jia's things.

They are blatantly adding fuel to the fire, and they have always been like this.

In the expectant eyes of the audience, in the puzzled eyes of Musk, and in the blank eyes of Jax, Trevor Noah raised her hand in an invitation gesture.

“Please welcome Lao Jia, founder of LeEco Holdings Group, global chairman of LeEco Automotive Ecosystem, founder, chief product and user ecosystem officer of Faraday Future!
Huh, Elon, do you know him?"

Of course Musk knows Accountant Jia. The land for Tesla's Shanghai Super Factory was originally prepared by the local government of Shanghai for Accountant Jia's supercar. Later, Accountant Jia ran away, and his former subordinate, top tycoon Ding Lei, led Tesla's entry into Shanghai.

But Musk knows better that this thin-looking man is a super liar!

"Know, just"

Accountant Jia sat next to Musk somewhat nervously. Looking at this world-class legendary entrepreneur, he felt somewhat stressed inside.

Mr. Cheng played this game on a grand scale, so grand that even Lao Jia was a little nervous.

But Cui Wa was not nervous. He realized what Lao Ma wanted to say, so he encouraged him.

"Oh, whatever you want to say, just say it boldly. You can talk about anything, just say it boldly."

Although he is essentially a big troll, Musk always has to maintain his image in front of the camera, he said implicitly.

"Jia's business is controversial, well, controversial."

Jax knew the unlucky Accountant Jia, and he was just curious about how Accountant Jia got on the Trevor Noah Show, but most American audiences didn't know this so-called mysterious guest.

What they are thinking is: Who are you to be on par with Musk?
Lao Jia was not very afraid of Musk and Trevor Noah bringing the topic to himself, he said with a smile.

"Mr. Musk is still too polite. Many people would rather call me a big liar."

burst!
Trevor Noah struck while the iron was hot, he asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"Liar, you also build cars and start businesses, just like Musk, why do they call you a big liar?"

That's really hurtful.

Musk couldn't listen.

What is his identity and status? Can he be compared with me?

Musk’s current mood can be described in a simple sentence: Do you deserve the surname Zhao?
If he had known that today’s guest was Accountant Jia, he would not have come!

He is now certain that today's show will be a hit, and that he was set up.

Musk is not clear about the purpose behind this game, but that doesn't stop him from wanting to criticize.

I'm super rich, so what's wrong with saying a few words?
"WAIT! Wait a minute, Trevor Noah, he cheated tens of billions, hundreds of billions, do you understand this concept?

Moreover, Jia, as your colleague in the field of new energy vehicles, I noticed that you don't seem to have built even one car?"

Trevor Noah laughed, the audience was surprised, and Lao Jia raised his eyebrows.

Musk, your attack power seems to be a bit strong.

Very good, very energetic!
Please step up your efforts!
"Mi'er, guess how he will answer Musk's question." Mr. Cheng asked with a smile.

"If I were to sit in his position, I would be very uncomfortable, but I will not put myself in this situation."

Mier shook her head. She felt that it was not a good idea to let Accountant Jia sue Musk.

In the camera, Accountant Jia looked at Musk and said jokingly.

“Yes, my company owes tens of billions, but this is just a small amount of money. Recently, I have been paying attention to opportunities in the field of cryptocurrency. Tens of billions of debts are nothing. If everything goes well, I may be able to pay it off in a few months.

Moreover, dear Mr. Musk, your Tesla is really not very good. My Faraday Future has already produced a verification car. I suggest you sell your company to me for one dollar, so as to avoid bankruptcy because of my Faraday Future in the future!"

Lao Jia understands humor. His answer contains too much information, his posture is too calm, and his tone even has some disdain.

His broken English and arrogant words made Musk's blood pressure soar.

What's wrong with this world? Why do you, a piece of trash, dare to yell in front of me?

"Fuck, are you crazy? What nonsense are you talking about?"

Faced with the shameless Accountant Jia, the respected Mr. Elon Musk broke down and let out a sharp roar.

(End of this chapter)