Maoshan Taoist priests practice falsehood and become reality

Chapter 18 Passing five levels and killing six generals
  "I'm so dizzy. Why are there two idiots?"

"Who are you calling stupid? If you can't drink, then don't keep drinking it!"

Su Heng supported Xia Xiaoling, who was swaying. This guy had only drank less than half a bottle of red wine, and he was so drunk that he was so drunk.

"Who says I can't drink? I just need a little rest."

"Bald man, is there a place to rest nearby?"

"Who are you calling bald guy? I have a name and a surname... Besides, the performance is about to start. Wouldn't it be nice to let her rest in your arms?"

"Who wants to rely on this fool!"

Xia Xiaoling yelled, but despite saying this, she kept thrusting into Su Heng's arms.

"Hey, don't spit on me! Who's going to come...Uncle Master!"

Lin Wan'er covered her mouth and chuckled: "You'd better solve this kind of thing yourself. Look, the fun begins."

Bang, bang, bang!Bang, bang, bang!Bang, bang, bang!
  The sound of gongs and drums attracted everyone's attention to the makeshift stage.

The red curtain was slightly whitened by the stage lights, and the intensive drumbeats made everyone's heartstrings tighten.

dong dong dong dong!
  The drumming stopped suddenly, and the courtyard fell into silence.

The curtain suddenly parted from left to right.

Appearing in the field of vision is Guan Gong holding a Guan Dao, dressed in the classic green scarf and green robe.

The makeup on his face was red, and a golden thread broke his face. He couldn't tell how old he was. In addition, there should be padding inside to support the body, which is barely tall enough. The whole person does not look like he is seventy or eighty years old.

Guan Gong walked slowly, followed by Mrs. Gan.

It is not difficult to see that Mrs. Gan is played by her daughter-in-law.

I don’t know what his son is playing.

Guan Gong sang: "Stayed at Hujiazhuang last night, my father-in-law's kindness is like Meng Chang's. Pull the reins and watch with your eyes, Dongling Pass is tightly closed for precautions! Switch!"

Yi Kongxiu walked from the right and shouted: "Who is called Guan!"

"Guan Yunchang is here!"

The voice was like a bell and the momentum was like a rainbow. Su Heng couldn't believe that this was the tone that an eighty-year-old man should have.

"Okay, village chief!"

"As expected of the village chief!"

Some viewers couldn't help but cheer loudly.

Kong Xiu: "Diploma leads the way."

Guan Gong: "I was in a panic when I left, but I never asked for it."

Kong Xiu: “Without a diploma as a guide, you can’t pass!”

Guan Gong: "Ah? Dare you stop Guan?"

Kong Xiu: "Look at the whip!"

Guan Gong raised his sword, but without speaking, he went straight to kill Kong Xiu. Xiuting's gun came to greet him, but once it was closed, Kong Xiu's body fell to the ground where the steel knife came from.

The steel knife fell heavily and hit the wooden surface, sending sawdust flying with an astonishing momentum.

Guan Gong raised his sword and shouted: "I sent word to Prime Minister Cao that Kong Xiu wants to prevent me from returning home, so I will kill him!"

"Good! Good kill!"

There was thunderous applause from the audience.

They killed Han Fu and Meng Tan when they passed through Luoyang City, Bian Xi when they passed through Sishui Pass, and Wang Zhi, the prefect when they passed through Xingyang. The Guan Dao was waved and the fight was fierce. Every time one was killed, the audience on the stage applauded and praised endlessly.

At the crossing of the Yellow River, Xiahou Dun's general Qin Qi, played by the village chief's son, shouted: "Who is coming?"

Guan Gong: "Guan, the Marquis of Shouting of Han Dynasty."

Qin Qi: "Where do you want to go now?"

Guan Gong: "If you want to return home, I would like to come and borrow a ferry."

Qin Qi: "Where is the diploma guide?"

Qin Qi: "I have been ordered by General Xiahou to guard the pass. Even if you spread your wings, you can't fly over!"

Guan Gong was furious: "Did you know that I killed those who intercepted me on the road?"

Qin Qi: "You only killed unknown generals. Do you dare to kill me?"

Guan Gong was angry: "How do you compare to Yan Liang and Wen Chou?"

Qin Qi was furious and took Guan Gong with a sword.

This father-son battle lasted for two or three minutes.

The two fought bravely, fighting with swords and somersaults, which made the audience excited.

Finally, Guan Gong resorted to dragging his sword and pretended to be defeated, causing Qin Qi to chase him. He turned around and waved his sword to send Qin Qi away.

"Okay, good kill!"

After killing Qin Qi, Guan Gong led Mrs. Gan to continue on their way.

Wait until the background image changes from the city gate to a birch forest.

Guan Yu stopped, stroked his beard and sang:
  "The green dragon sword is straddling the saddle. Although the city is prosperous, the horses are mounted with gold, dismounted with gold, silver, fine wine, and red robes. I bought a suite and a villa and I have a high status. Does it mean that the man has forgotten his old hometown? Today I passed five levels and killed six generals. Finally returned to my hometown, I hope the old friends in the village will not forget the friendship we made back then..."

This time, the Duke of Guan passed five passes and killed six generals and returned home in glory, which attracted continuous applause and cheers, making the Baihua villagers excited. “The village chief is still as powerful as ever!”

"The sword is not old!"

Su Heng remained silent, vaguely feeling that something was wrong.

During the performance just now, the old village chief held a Guandao and fought against six fierce generals. Many of them were extremely strong and capable at their age, without taking a breath, which was incredible.

In addition, on my birthday, such a bloody and violent drama was staged, which felt very inconsistent. Not to mention that the old village chief adapted some of his lines. Guan Gong passed five passes and killed six generals, originally to return to Liu Bei's side, showing his loyalty and bravery. After the adaptation, he killed six people in a row just to return to his hometown, which seemed brutal, cruel and unreasonable.

The good Mr. Guan just acted like a warrior who kills people without batting an eyelid.

But the people like to hear and see, and Su Heng is not easy to judge.

Let them be, it's just a drama.

When the song ended and everyone dispersed, it was already ten o'clock in the evening. The villagers in charge of logistics began to clear the place. Su Heng was a guest and did not need help.

"You go back and rest first, here is the key."

Taking the key from the bald man, Su Heng was confused:

"Why only one handful?"

"Otherwise, you want to live in two rooms?"

"Where is she?" Su Heng asked, pointing to Xia Xiaoling, who was sleeping soundly in her arms.

The bald man was confused: "Of course she sleeps with you."

"You misunderstood, we are not a couple."

"We're not a couple, why are you holding her in your arms? Okay, I'm sleepy. I'll talk about other things tomorrow morning."

The bald man yawned and walked away without looking back.

Su Heng turned around and found that Yuan Jinghong, Yuan Jingshu, and Lin Wan'er had also left at some point.

The villagers left one after another, and the originally bustling courtyard suddenly became a little deserted.

Looking at the key in his hand, Su Heng knew that he could only make do with it for one night.

……

The moon was like frost, Su Heng helped Xia Xiaoling walk to the back house.

Before reaching the second floor, I heard creaking sounds and an imaginative breathing sound coming from Yuan Jingshu's room.

"Oh, I'm afraid my uncle is going to die on a woman's belly."

Su Heng went upstairs and when passing by Yuan Jinghong's room, he heard the sound of "bah, bah, bah" coming from inside the house. It must be the second uncle turning on the small stove.

"Weren't you full at the dinner?"

Red lanterns were hung high under the eaves, and the corridor was ablaze with red. Su Heng led Xia Xiaoling to the door of the last room.

The door opened and Su Heng turned on the light.

The front room was neatly kept and spotless, and it was obvious that the villagers were concerned about it.

There are toiletries on the table, two clean white bath towels hanging on the right side of the wall near the back room, and under the table there are disposable slippers common in hotels.

Su Heng felt warm in his heart.

"It's a thoughtful thought."

Su Heng helped Xia Xiaoling into the back room.

This room is not big, but it has a rare large bed.

The sleeping bed is made of solid wood and is covered on three sides. The bed is equipped with a cover frame and a dust-bearing board on the frame.

The three-piece bed set looks like it was recently purchased, and you can smell a faint scent of sunshine when you get closer.

Su Heng put Xia Xiaoling on the bed and prepared to take off her shoes and socks.

Xia Xiaoling's outfit today is in JK style, a pair of small round-toe leather shoes paired with white socks.

At this time, her upper body fell on the bed, and her knee-length skirt was lifted up a little, exposing her round and voluptuous thighs.

"They are just like Sister Xia Qin's legs. They are long and white. They are both model legs in this book."

Su Heng sighed while pulling off Xia Xiaoling's socks.

A pair of slender pink feet came into view, exquisite and clear against the backdrop of the moonlight.

"It's strange. It doesn't smell after being stuffed for a whole day. Did you apply perfume in advance?"

Su Heng was deeply curious, so he couldn't help but hold it in his hand and observe it for a while. He didn't find any clues, so he put it down gently.

After settling Xia Xiaoling, Su Heng walked to the balcony.

There is a bathroom on the balcony. Although it is simple, it is fully equipped with water heaters and toilets, and it is clean.

Without thinking much, Su Heng took a shower directly.

After washing, he put on disposable slippers, filled a basin of warm water, and prepared to help Xia Xiaoling wash her face.

When he entered the room with water, he saw Xia Xiaoling awake and sitting by the bed, her little white feet obediently placed on the step stool, her face flushed, and she didn't dare to look at Su Heng.

"You finally woke up."

(End of this chapter)