LPL’s legendary female devil

Chapter 244 Why can't I kill Sion better than the opponent? (Two in one)

An Yi: "Do you want to insert it?"

Ruoxi held the graphics card in her hand and was eager to try it out: "Well, it's my first time, let me try it."

An Yi said lovingly, "Then you can do it."

Hearing the sound, Ruoxi picked up two graphics cards and pushed them against the motherboard, but she couldn't get in after trying many times.

An Yi looked at the somewhat anxious Ruoxi and reminded her, "You inserted it in the wrong place."

Ruoxi: "Yes, it's just too big to push in, but it doesn't matter, I can make a miracle happen with my great strength."

An Yi: “!?”

She seemed to understand why the old computer was broken, so she hurried over to provide personal guidance.

When An Yi saw the gold finger protective cover on the graphics card and the baffle on the back of the computer, she almost gave up. Fortunately, after corrections were made, there were no more accidents during the installation process.

After installing my original computer hard drive, the computer lit up again.

An Yi said happily: "Perfect!"

After re-debugging the software and audio channels, the live broadcast time is almost here.

So Ruoxi sat aside obediently, and An Yi started the live broadcast after issuing an announcement.

Then An Yi said excitedly: "Little An Yi came to Nuo~"

Ruoxi:? ? ?
Cute! I want to fuck! I'll turn it off and do it right now!
The comments were even more captivated by An Yi's maliciously cute sound.

Milky white Yukiko: "Ah! My health bar is empty, Sister Benzi is so cute!"

"Where's Ah Wei? Hurry up and come out and die."

"Wife! Can you do it again? I'll be fine if you do it again!"

Looking at the intense reactions in the barrage, An Yi suddenly realized that she had just been influenced by female psychology again.

It seems that I can't stay there for too long, otherwise I will be completely ruined sooner or later.

Then she changed the subject and said, "Well, I just tested the sound on my new computer. If there is no problem, today's live broadcast will officially begin."

At this time, the comments have raised:

"Anyi, Anyi, my sister-in-law hasn't been on camera for a long time, let's play with her for a while."

"Sisters, please!"

"Sister Benzi, you don't want to make your sister sad, do you?"

An Yi, who has always doted on her fans, looked at Ruoxi standing beside her.

At this moment, she was having her nails done because of what An Yi said last night, "You scratched me with your nails," and she was trying to give An Yi a better experience.

At this time, An Yi asked: "Fans want to see you play with me, do you want to come?"

Ruoxi was happy to agree: "Sure, but I can only play in the ranks below diamond, and I can only play support and jungle."

Playing in the wild? It seems that this little girl has been playing behind my back a lot!

An Yi remembered: "It just so happens that my trumpet has been banned from changing skins (when I was testing the champion skins before), so I need to create a new trumpet. Let's start from the lower ranks."

This is not to say that I want to ruin your account, but the main reason is that you have to open a new account to start over.

Ruoxi agreed and turned on the computer next to her.

Aki also changed the title to: Sisters Gaga Killing
Then he found his long-forgotten account and logged into it, with the ID name 'Red Dust Emperor Liu Ruyan'.

An Yi even boasted: "How about my ID? I got it with great difficulty."

Ruoxi thought for a moment and said, "Emm, that sounds like a loser."

Then he logged into the small account given by An Yi, and his ID was 'Moonlight Emperor Shen Youchu'.

Comparing the left and right, An Yi seemed to have found out why he had been there all the time.

Then An Yi also pulled Ruoxi into the team: "I'm tired of playing in the bottom lane, I'll play top lane and you play jungle, anyway, you're gold and I'm platinum, we can play as we please."

Ruoxi nodded: "Sure, what should we play?"

An Yi: Since the bottom lane is your Ashe and my nurse, then the top and jungle are you Gragas and me Gnar? (No)
Looking at the rank in front of him, An Yi suddenly thought of an interesting routine: "How about playing something a little bit flirty?"

Ruoxi: "."

She really wanted to say: The postures you played in were quite sexy last night.

Of course, she didn't dare to say this blatantly, but just responded obediently: "I listen to you."

So An Yi locked in the top lane position and let Ruoxi choose the jungle position.

Then An Yi looked at the comments and said, "Don't say I only care about my own points and ignore my brothers. Today I will introduce to you a routine that will give you points by giving others points. It is the kind that can win even if you die more than ten times."

Barrage:

"Giving away points? I know all these words, but why can't I understand them when they are put together?"

"Sister Benzi, you want to give away kills to make the other side happy enough to give you a point, right?"

Seeing the comments like this, An Yi knew that the fish had taken the bait, so he shouted, "If you don't believe me, then open a plate."

In other live broadcast rooms, everyone is betting on how many kills they can get in this round and whether they can become a god.

As a result, An Yi asked directly: Can I die more than ten times and win this game?

Barrage: "Is there such a good thing?"

Die a dozen times and still win! ?
Seeing that An Yi was going to be the boy who brought money, hundreds of millions of fish balls in the live broadcast room were all pressed on him.

But there are also people who are greedy because others are afraid of them and have bet tens of millions of fish balls on "ability".

And looking at the screen full of comments like "Boy who brings wealth" and "Thank you sister Benzi for letting me have a good new year".

She was so wealthy that she went online to buy millions of fish balls.

An Yi: All in is a kind of wisdom!
Seeing her so confident, the comments were a little uncertain:
"Sister Benzi, you don't know how to operate the market."

"My name is 'Pan'." (Banned for 3 minutes)

An Yi was puzzled: "How can I manage the market? Don't you see that I have to win to count?"

Fans think so too. If the opponent’s top laner dies more than ten times, he is not just a big shot, he is a grandfather!
How can you win? Can you destroy the opponent's house after you die?
So the fans started rubbing their hands and waiting to receive the fish balls.

Seeing that everyone was unaware of the horror of the 'Suicide Flow', An Yi revealed a devilish smile.

The kind that can transform into a succubus on the spot if you draw a little heart on your belly.

And the fishing was successful, she clicked on the ranking.

The game was matched instantly, and An Yi Ruoxi was located in the top and jungle positions of the red team.

As both sides selected their heroes, the girl saw that the opponent's top laner chose a stone man.

Frowning, the lava beast, the delirious, the twisted dryad.

Is there really someone who is not afraid of death and chooses this kind of top laner in front of me?
So An Yi immediately locked onto a Sion.

That’s right! This is the famous Sion!
The well-known Sion is the future G-Force version, but few people know that the Sion was developed by Shenchao at the end of 18 based on foreign Sion tactics.

He even made it to the All-Star Game and won.

But now players don’t know this routine, and the barrage of comments said:

"Sion? You're not going to kill him with your hands!"

"There's something wrong with you, you're not Sister Benzi. I, Sister Benzi, can't play a RBQ hero like Sion!"

"By the way, it seems the top laner on the other side is also a streamer."

Tiger Terrace next door.
In a tepid live broadcast room, BUG was arguing with the barrage, saying: Putting aside the fact that I went 1-8 in the last game, are my teammates completely blameless? (I’m not excusing BUG, ​​I use this character simply because I’m not a normal person, with stacked armor)

Such an outrageous statement attracted waves of ridicule from the barrage, but BUG himself said it didn't matter, after all, he lived on this traffic.

However, as the new game started, the topic of discussion shifted from his incredible 1-8 record in the previous game to the opponent Sion.

Aki!

These two words appeared very frequently, and BUG immediately understood that the top laner on the opposite side was the female champion player of IG.

In an instant, his eyes lit up. Isn't the traffic coming?
So BUG flexed his wrist and pretended to be serious: "Last time my teammates let me down, so let's not bother with them. This is a duel between top lane professional players, I want to see if the S7 champion is worthy of the title."

After listening to the barrage, the screen was immediately refreshed:

"Is the S7 championship worth anything? How dare you, a 1-8 gold rank player, say such things!"

"Excuse me, Wang Ba is like this. Thanos snaps his fingers, and he will still be left without a mouth."

"Isn't it Wang Muba? Where's Mu?"

"Professional players duel. Let's not talk about what kind of champion you are. What kind of player are you?"

The barrage of comments, which had long been fed up with the buggy style, took the opportunity to vent their dissatisfaction.

But the BUG was minor.

After all, black traffic is still traffic, just eat it!
Besides, what did the opponent pick? Sion!

Not to mention that I chose a stone man. Heroes like Sion are the most brainless. They can't even be C. They can only deal with themselves.

If a teammate is good enough to take down the opponent, then just post a few video slices and the traffic will be guaranteed.

So before the game, he made a harsh statement: "Don't yell. When I was in Huangde Yaoshi, there was no LPL. Today is just a small test from the senior professional players to the junior ones."

The comments were silent for a moment. It wasn't that they didn't know how to refute, but they just couldn't remember where the team "Huang De Yao Shi" came from.

Unlike BUG, ​​An Yi has already been recognized here.

At this time, An Yi didn't know the situation of his opponent, because there were too many comments and he couldn't keep up.

She just quickly configured her runes.

Main system: Grasp of the Undying + Demolition + Mirror Shell + Resurrection, secondary system: Minion Dematerializer + Cosmic Insight.

The summoner skill is sprint + teleport.

At first everyone thought An Yi was joking about sending him a gift, but now
Milky White Snow: "Sprint and teleport. Do you really want to keep giving away heads?"

An Yi was puzzled: "What else? Isn't it the purpose of me playing Sion as a suicide move?"

Barrage:

"., the suicide style, this is the first time I've heard of this style."

"You are so ignorant. You are just asking for death. There are so many gold and silver worth 1 to yuan."

"Got it. From now on, if I fail, just say it's the way of sending myself to death. If you ask, it's Sister Benzi who taught me."

"You think it's not enough to have this account blocked, and you want to block another one."

"Hey~ How come a good girl has lost her mind?"

Facing these comments, An Yi was too lazy to explain: "Humph, winning the game by blasting the opponent is nothing. The real victory is to make the opponent unable to win the game even after being defeated. Do you know what it means to kill someone and destroy their heart?"

"Anyway, watch carefully and learn well, and don't beg me to teach you later."

Then he looked to his side, ready to see what Ruoxi's choice would be.

I thought the girl would play a hero with hands like Sejuani or Gragas, but who would have thought that she actually picked a Graves.

An Yi was puzzled: "You play this?"

Ruoxi nodded: "Yeah, it's fast."

,really!
Although Ruoxi is not very good at playing, fortunately she is a Sion who can commit suicide and can help the jungler.

While both sides are preparing, the game begins:
Blue square VS red square

Top lane: Lava monster vs. Undead god
Jungle: Wild Huntress VS Outlaw
Mid Lane: Twilight Celestial vs. Rune Mage
Bottom lane: Fate Master vs. Ice Archer
Support: Shield of Valoran vs Heart of the Freljord

Looking at the loading screen, An Yi's eyes fixed: "There is an expert in this game. I have to sit up and fight him."

The commentators thought An Yi was talking about a bug, and a few fans of the bug were proud: "You only discovered it now?"

Unexpectedly, An Yi pointed at the opposite Nidalee and said, "You're playing a Nidalee, using the original skin, and your name is a cute girl ID called 'Jasmine Tea Tea'. When I checked the results, I found that you were only playing as a support. If this isn't a master, what is it?"

Barrage: "Fuck, what she said makes sense!"

Ruoxi teased: "Your way of identifying masters is really simple and unpretentious."

Then I looked at myself. I played a male gunner, used the original skin, had an ID of 'Moonlight Queen Shen Youchu', and I also played a support role before.

Could it be that I am also a cake maker?

When he looked again, he found that An Yi had already controlled Sion to go to the upper and jungle areas on the opposite side.

Ruoxi asked, "You want to invade?"

An Yi, however, made a gesture to silence him: "Shh, the four of you are invading, leave me alone."

As she spoke, she frantically signaled to the other side.

Ashe and Braum in the bottom lane also understood it immediately. As level one war gods, they quickly rushed to the opposite jungle area and placed wards.

At first glance, he saw that Nidalee clicked W and threw the clamp, and An Yi confirmed that it was another Nidalee player who was affected by Shy's fast-brushing style.

At the same time, there is also a message when Nidalee throws the trap, which is that Nidalee is going to use W to quickly start with the lower area, so she will not open it in the upper area.

For this reason, An Yi walked straight forward and found Zoe opposite her.

And Zoe immediately QAQAA.

The reason why he was able to hit so many times was because An Yi stood there and didn't move, and just let the opponent hit him.

After losing half of his blood, An Yi left.

The barrage said that they didn't understand it and thought An Yi was going back to the city so they wanted to tease the opponent.

But An Yi didn't move at all. After he knew the location of the opponent's eye through physical detection, he walked towards the opposite blue zone with half health.

Just when everyone was confused, An Yi came to the blue buff at the time when the opposite blue buff was refreshed, raised his hand and started to hit the blue.

Barrage: "Huh?"

Then, unsurprisingly, the blue buff killed Sion.

But
Aki: I still have zombies!

Sion roared after resurrecting on the spot, and began to enter the "Fighting, cool!" state. As expected, the blue buff was killed by An Yi in no time.

And because of the special mechanism of Sion's death, the resurrected An Yi carried the blue buff.

The barrage was stunned:
"Fuck! You can play it like this!"

"666! Sion started the game with the blue buff, the opposing Malphite was stunned, the Leopard Girl was also stunned, and An Yi defeated two of them alone!"

"This is how you send someone to their emotional death!"

"Um, what do you think this stone man is doing?"

Everyone looked and found that the Stone Man was not online, but flashed past the blue buff when Sion died.

Someone immediately understood that there was a peeper peeping at the screen.

The opponent knew that Sion was stealing the blue mana, so the Stone Man went over to get first blood.

Unfortunately, An Yi was very careful and let Zoe beat him to low health first. He died immediately and was left with only a zombie, so the opponent couldn't get the first blood.

This is indeed the case. When BUG saw the barrage of "Sion is stealing blue" constantly refreshing the screen, he went to take a look, but he didn't expect the opponent to die so quickly.

He added: "My awareness is OK, but it's a pity that Sion died too early, otherwise the game would have ended immediately if he had taken the first blood."

Barrage:

"??? Can you please have some shame? Just read the comments and you're still conscious!"

"How can you have this awareness when you activate your weapon spirit? The eyes in the bush in the middle lane can't see Sion, but you can!"

"Hahaha! Not only did the peep miss the target, but the troops were also lost!"

Because the stone man came to look for someone, the soldiers on the line were not eaten.

At this time, Sion teleported to the line, but because of the low health, he died early, so he got the experience of the first two melee soldiers.

BUG knew that he would end up losing more than he gained by trying to catch someone.

Sion gained experience from the blue buff, so he quickly reached level 2.

Looking at the stone man shaking his head coming out of the jungle, An Yi muttered to the barrage: "Why does this stone man seem not very smart?"

If it was just suspicion at first, it was confirmed later.

I eat the blue and quickly reach level 2, while the stone man misses level 1.

In this situation, the Stone Man actually wanted to come up and finish off the enemy!

An Yi understood: "You are really hungry."

Without further ado, An Yi immediately went over to block the stone man.

When BUG saw this, he immediately used Q to trigger the comet, but it was blocked by An Yi with W, and then the soldier line was blocked by An Yi and not allowed to gain experience.

An Yi then used W to blast the stone man, then charged the Q skill, hit it with his ultimate skill to briefly knock it flying, then walked over and used A to kill him.

In this way, BUG realized that he was unlikely to be able to take the line.

After that, it was very comfortable to be laning against An Yi. Whenever the Stone Man wanted to make a last hit, he had to be hit by Q, and even AA could not kill him.

So in the end, the Stoneman can only use Q to finish off the enemy.

So at four minutes, the Stone Man had been beaten to a pulp and his mana was depleted.

Sion still has two-thirds of his health left. This is pure operational crushing. The two people's pulling abilities are not at the same level at all.

BUG knew that he couldn't win the laning phase, so he could only ask the jungler to come over for help.

But because Nidalee didn't have the blue buff, she just took a look at the top lane and then went to the bottom lane to farm the jungle.

Obviously, this person is a younger brother just as An Yi guessed.

His awareness far beyond the segment level told him that he couldn't waste the rhythm on Sion, who had so much health and a mana bar, not to mention that the top laner was a stone man who couldn't cooperate with him at all.

When BUG saw that Nidalee ignored his signal and ran away, he became angry and said, "Jungler, come on! What are you doing?"

Then there were countless signals on Leopard Woman's head.

How bad is the temper of the original skin Leopard Girl? It is no less than that of the male gunner who dares to be greedy for soldiers!
The Leopard Woman didn't waste any time in clearing the jungle, and she pressed three buttons in one second:
"What are you calling?"

"You're playing Stoneman against Sion and your status is ruined. Should I go and play Solo 1v1 with Sion?"

"Is there something wrong with your brain or is there something wrong with my brain?"

The bug got a little angry, but unfortunately my hand speed couldn't keep up, so I could only send three signals per second.

But if Leopard Girl can't go, Ruoxi will not be polite to her.

She chose the classic Graves style of playing with two half zones and a river crab.

After finishing the game, I was going to go back to the city, but I saw the stone man with low health in the top lane.

An Yi said directly: "Come on! Nidalee can't go up without the blue buff!"

Ruoxi came right away.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t have good awareness, just be obedient!
The Stone Man had no health and no mana, so he should have returned to the city, but the soldiers entered under the tower.

It seems that the bloodline has awakened. The bug just wants to make up for the tower damage, so it interrupts the return to the city.

But just as he was interrupted, the Graves who came around the triangle grass against the E wall blocked his retreat.

Then An Yi used an E soldier to hit the stone man, activated W to resist the tower, and let Ruoxi play with the stone man by herself.

Then Ruoxi went up and WAQA to complete the kill.

Although Ruoxi's operation was very stiff, as if it was her first time with An Yi, the stone man had no blood and was killed by A.

And Graves has E and flash, so there is no need to waste time using flash due to bugs.

An Yi also took all the damage and left the tower with low health.

In this situation, Ruoxi played as a male gun and ate all the junglers! She also got the first blood! The opposite Nidalee was missing a buff!

What does it mean in the game? It means kneeling down and calling Sion godfather!

So Ruoxi immediately blew her a kiss: "Love you, sis!"

On the other side, BUG, ​​who couldn't hold it in any longer, immediately started to curse: "What is this Leopard Woman doing? Why isn't she here?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard that Nidalee had killed both Ashe and Braum, and Ashe replaced Jhin before she died.

With less than two kills in 5 minutes, Nidalee instantly became the boss of the blue team.

The Leopard Girl also replied: "Scream?"

And BUG immediately deleted the words typed in the chat box.

It's not shameful to get points.

And he also found an opportunity. That was when the low-health Sion saw that the Leopard Woman did not leave, and instead began to cut off the line of troops with his physical body.

An Yi also shouted to the barrage: "Brothers, this wave is not alive!"

How can we tolerate that BUG? Just TP to the previous tower!
But when he saw TP, An Yi pulled the soldiers behind the tower, and his health was also reduced little by little by the soldiers.

It was too late for the stone man to fall because Sion's health was at the bottom.

BUG cursed in his heart: Why doesn't this Sion use W to hold on a little longer?
But now I can’t care so much.

flash!

The stone man suddenly moved closer to Sion, and then used his Q skill.

However, when Q was released, An Yi fell to the ground and died, and his passive skill triggered his resurrection.

Seeing that the opponent flashed to kill him but missed, An Yi couldn't help it and just said: "Puff!"

Barrage:

"Hahaha! Flash and pull yourself!"

"Xiao Ruoxi chased after the stone man for his entire life but couldn't catch him from flashing. He surrendered on his own!"

"Get up quickly, we have the materials!"

But then something even more unsettling happened.

It seemed that the fact that he flashed Q and pulled himself in vain looked stupid, and BUG blushed and explained stubbornly: "I got an immortal, not a loss!"

Then the stone man went over and used A, but he was not immortal, and then he used E to smash out a comet.

Barrage: "You can't touch it? You touch it! Don't you know what runes you have?"

Now An Yi was speechless. He came over just to slap himself?

Then I won’t slap you!

Then the Undead God of War raised his fist as big as a casserole, and without even stopping to replenish his troops, he started to beat the stone man wildly!
Aki: Ola Ola Ola!
Touch an immortal, hammer it, use Q to speed up the hammer, and then hammer it again.

The stone man who just came online lost half of his health again.

Barrage:

"You bastard! I can see that you flashed over here to make the opponent indestructible!"

"No, my blood pressure is high, I can't bear to watch this!"

"Here? Excuse me, is this the live broadcast room for treating hypotension?"

At this time, BUG's skin was visibly turning slightly red, and he obviously realized how terrible his operation had just been.

But since the messages had all been passed over, he could only think of ways to push the line of troops over.

But because An Yi was blocking the line when returning to the city, the line of soldiers was caught and stuck outside the tower when he walked back, and he also had an extra set of Tiamat + straw sandals on him.

Now the Stone Man who was pushing the line was completely unable to defeat An Yi, and the Stone Man who was being pushed back had no way to return to the city.

This is the time to ask for help from the jungler, and the Leopard Woman also looked up.

But seeing the full-health Sion fighting a half-health Stone Man, he decisively chose to block the top lane signal.

Because if he is caught at this time, as long as Galio uses his ultimate, he will die together with him.

Based on his understanding of this top laner, he could even imagine what the stone man would say after his death: I told you to come earlier, but you didn't! Now that you come, you are harming me!

His many years of experience as a small team told him that a top laner who was not even at level 6 and just called people over without any reason was not worthy of help.

Then the Leopard Woman continued to gank the mid lane, and with the strong economic advantage of 2-0, she managed to kill Galio who was able to support the side lane.

Massive killing!

This locked up Galio's support, leaving the opponent with no chance of establishing a rhythm. If nothing unexpected happened, it would be his personal show with Nidalee next.

But at this moment, a voice suddenly came from the road.
The outlaw killed the lava beast!
Scored twice! ?
Replaying the battle, it was An Yika's ultimate move at level 6 that sent the stone man flying without flash!
An Yi: You are so lucky today (referring to Dayun Car)!
Then he landed and charged WQ, smashed up with full Q, A followed by E to slow down, and AW followed by an A, and the stone man was crippled.

At this time, An Yi could kill him by sprinting, but he didn't, and explained: "We can't kill this person. If we kill him, our heads will be valuable."

Barrage: "Can you kill him or not? Is killing him worth money? Are you talking human language?"

When everyone was puzzled, they saw Ruoxi had been waiting behind a tower.

When the soldiers entered the line, the stone man wanted to return to the city, but Ruoxi simply walked over and took the kill with EAQ.

Ruoxi: It feels so good! It feels even better than when I got the remote control during the prop game with my sister!

The barrage also shouted:
"666! The Sisters Rice Bowl Combination is invincible!"

"Sister Benzi, this Sion has such clear ideas!"

"Well, what about the suicide move? This is no different from a normal Sion."

There seems to be no difference for now.

But talking about An Yi makes me angry. I finally played a Sion who was ready to die, but ended up running into such a stone man.

I am 0-2 and the opponent is also 0-2.

The opponent's stone man plays better than my self-destructive Sion! ?

If you can't kill the opponent by playing a suicidal style, then that's An Yi's physique - a great shame!
Unable to bear it any longer, An Yi said, "No, if we continue like this, I will not be able to survive. Brothers, I will not survive this!"

Barrage:

"???"

"Don't blanch me, I'm thinking!"

Then, in the surprised eyes of everyone, An Yi took the initiative to defend the tower and protected the soldiers firmly behind him.

Love your soldiers like your own sons!

There is no better word to describe Aki at this moment.

Then An Yi used blasting first, and when he died in the battle against the tower, he turned into an Undead God of War and attacked the tower to eat the soldiers.

While fighting, he could hear An Yi muttering, "One! Two! Three! Explode! I still have zombies! One! Two! Three!"

Then use Tiamat to clear the minion line.

After sending the gift, he had to say: "Brothers, I sent this wave, and he exploded."

Barrage:"???"

You gave it to him, but he exploded?
What an outrageous statement!

But it seems to be true!
The bug on the other side is also incomprehensible. Why would Sion just want to die for no reason?

But when he opened the scoreboard, he suddenly found a bright spot: "It's not bad. I'm 0-2, he's 0-3. Although I died, I didn't lose in the laning phase and the record."

Barrage:

"???"

"You're 0-2, and you gave two kills to Graves. She's 0-3, and she gave a kill to the defense tower. What? Is the defense tower going to pull out an Infinity Edge and hit you on the head like Graves?"

"What an outrageous statement!"

"Why do I feel like this Sion gets weaker and stronger as he dies?"

As Sion TPed down and destroyed a tower, everyone finally realized that something was wrong.

Because it’s only 8 minutes now!

(End of this chapter)