LPL’s legendary female devil
Chapter 252: Routines can be down-to-earth, but they cannot be down-to-earth!
Chapter 252: Routines can be down-to-earth, but they cannot be down-to-earth! (Two in one)
If Minesweeper had ranks, then the factory manager would definitely be at 50 stars at this moment.
Just like Ruoxi can skillfully and accurately find An Yi's happy points every time, the factory director can also accurately and correctly step on An Yi's sore spots every time.
In this case, the factory manager simply threw a straight ball: "Sister Benzi, you won't be angry, right?"
Red Dust Emperor Liu Ruyan: "It's just a birthday, my dear brother, am I such an easily angered person? OvO."
The factory manager breathed a sigh of relief: "That's what I told you. I'll treat you to a barbecue some other day as an apology."
Because they were still playing games, both of them later turned off the live broadcast.
The factory manager looked at the comments calmly: "Well, I guess my chat was pretty good this time."
Barrage:
"???"
“This is the first time I’ve seen such a shameless person.”
"Um, I feel like Sister Benzi is a little upset. I remember that last time the factory director had a birthday, Sister Benzi went to celebrate, but you ended up leaving her alone."
The factory manager rolled his eyes fiercely: "Sister Benzi said she wasn't angry, she's not such a petty person."
Barrage: "., wish you good luck!"
On the other side, An Yi returned to his live broadcast room with a smile on his face.
The milky white Xuezi immediately asked, "Are you angry?"
An Yi smiled and said, "No."
If a good brother says no, then it definitely is not.
But if you think of An Yi as a girl, then definitely there is.
So is there any?
Aki answered with action!
After watching my teammates finish their choices, I am the only one left.
Unfortunately, she was replaced as the support in this game.
Because I was greeting the factory manager before, I didn't have time to discuss changing positions with my teammates, and my teammates had already made their choices.
At this time, EZ in the bottom lane was sending a message: "Sister Benzi! Quick! Show me your support!"
I took a look at my own AD, which was EZ, the king of laning, and then I saw that the opponent's manager chose a jungle core Mantis, and my own jungler was another Graves.
Suddenly, An Yi showed a cruel smile: "I won't play the regular auxiliary today, I will play a little trick for everyone."
When fans saw An Yi’s smile, they knew that something was going to happen today!
Then, under everyone's surprised gaze, An Yi locked onto a very strange hero.
Evil Clown: "How about a magic trick?"
Although this hero is very rare, it's okay to play as a support.
Until they saw the summoner skills that An Yi had, they were completely speechless.
Flash + punishment!
EZ reminded: "Sister Benzi, you brought the wrong summoner skill."
An Yi: "That's right, I'm playing a trick, you just need to stay in the bottom lane and keep developing steadily."
EZ: "., stop it, Sister Benzi! You said you would give me a good time!"
Aki: "Come on! You're the best! OvO!"
After hearing this, EZ felt happy.
What did Sister Benzi say? She is the best! Sister Benzi praised herself!
This is the moment to measure a woman's charm.
What is it to be able to get a man to buy you a favorite bag? Being able to make a man go to jail for your own success is the real strength!
An Yi: Three sentences! Let the man walk the path for me alone!
Although EZ didn't know what An Yi wanted to do, he still promised to stay calm.
However, the barrage raised a soul-searching question:
"Punish the Joker, you play jungle!?"
"With Graves here, that means we have two junglers."
"Why do I always feel that this is revenge against the factory?"
An Yi didn't explain much to the comments, but just said: "Watch carefully, learn well, this time I'm going to teach you how to be a support, but the support is not for the ADC, but for the jungler."
Why not assist AD? Because this version of AD is not suitable. (No)
And this routine was the infamous thief clown!
It was popularized by Clown Bear and once became the most disgusting way for the Clown to play.
Originally, An Yi didn't want to play like this, but when she saw the factory manager's nasty smile, she couldn't help but want to mess with him.
Well, I'm not angry or wanting to take revenge, I just simply want to bring a sunny smile to the factory manager.
So she quickly configured her runes.
Main system: Electrocution + Sudden Impact + Eye Collector + Ruthless Hunter, secondary system: Hextech Flash + Movement Speed.
The game is loading, and the lineups of both teams are as follows:
Blue square VS red square
Top lane: Hidden Flame of the Mountain VS Desert Butcher
Jungle: Void Reaver vs Outlaw
Mid Lane: Twilight Celestial vs. Taliyah
Bottom Lane: Arrow of Punishment VS Explorer
Support; River King VS Devil Clown
At this time, the factory manager was thinking that An Yi had finally had a birthday, so he wondered whether he should give up targeting her.
But after seeing the summoner skills of the hero chosen by An Yi, even he, who is well-informed, was confused: "Double punishment, is this a double jungle?"
For some reason, the factory manager felt a chill on his neck, but then he didn't care.
The two junglers are both destroying the bottom lane? I am done for this round!
As the game began, An Yi put away his previous giggling expression and suddenly became serious again.
The standard Ming Kai cutting An Kai mode!
Then she sent a signal to the upper half of the opponent area and said, "Can you gather and invade? We can retreat after the invasion."
It's already this level, everyone knows how to cooperate, so the teammates immediately grouped together to invade the upper half.
At this time, An Yi used a psychological warfare that all clowns would use, which was to pretend to expose himself!
She followed her teammates and rushed to the upper half of the opposite area, but turned around immediately when she reached the river.
In the eyes of the opposing team's manager, he saw that both junglers were in the upper half.
And because the red team is group invading, the blue team is missing a pair of bottom laners.
For this reason, the blue team had no choice but to retreat, allowing the red team to place wards in the deepest blue buff area.
As a Mantis, the factory manager's combat power at level one was not strong, so he thought that the opponent should exchange the jungle area with him, and Graves would protect the powerful crocodile to fight.
The factory manager suddenly had an idea: "Then why don't I open it in the lower half?"
He did what he said. He left a ward and returned to the city for scanning, then immediately rushed to the lower area.
But at the same time, An Yi had used the Q skill to sneak into his red zone and placed a ward at the red buff.
It is known that Mantis has a ward inserted, and even if the scan is changed, it cannot come out to open.
So this eye could not be eliminated, so An Yi continued to go deeper and crouched in the grass area behind the opposite F6.
Not long after, Mantis came over from the middle lane, and once he entered the bushes, he would see An Yi squatting there.
Fans don’t understand what An Yi is going to do. Is it possible that a level one clown is going to squat like a praying mantis?
However, the moment Mantis entered the bushes, An Yi used Q to move towards the corner behind Mantis and entered a brief invisibility for 1.5 seconds.
During this time of passing each other, the Joker was out of the factory manager's field of vision, but An Yi had already controlled the Joker to go around from behind the Mantis to the bushes behind the red buff.
Seeing this scene, the barrage shouted:
"666!"
"Fuck! It's so exciting to pass by each other!"
"What kind of female investigator is sneaking into the plot? Once she's discovered, she'll definitely be beaten to a pulp by three or four big guys!"
"But this position seems to be able to steal the wild!"
The audience discovered An Yi's intention, and Xiao Heizi immediately went to the factory director's live broadcast room and started posting comments.
But the factory manager didn't read the barrage when he started the game. He was planning the next jungle route.
Then the red buff refreshed, and with the help of his teammates, Zzai Zhang happily started jungling.
Halfway through the fight, Varus and Tam left because there was only one EZ in the lane and there was no way they would let him eat the lane.
The factory manager continued to fight the red buff and did not choose to use punishment to kill, which would affect his efficiency in clearing the jungle.
But suddenly, a punishment fell from the sky, the red buff disappeared, and only a clown with the red buff at level two was left.
The factory manager couldn't help but blurt out, "Fuck!"
Just now, it was An Yi who jumped out directly with Q, used invisibility and punishment to grab the red buff.
At this moment, An Yi smiled brightly during the live broadcast: "Hahaha~"
Looking at that smile, the audience in the live broadcast room only felt that the ice and snow had melted, spring had arrived, and it was the mating season for animals again.
But at this time, the factory manager was so disgusted that he vomited.
And An Yi didn't want to dwell on it any longer, and turned around and walked towards the stone beetle wall.
The factory manager chased after him for two steps, but gave up after just two steps because the people in the bottom lane showed no intention of turning back to support him, but instead kept giving him signals.
Because the clown's position allows him to go around the stone beetle, and he has the Q skill, flash, and Hexflash.
As long as the clown follows them around the stone beetle wall, he, a clown, can play with them as a jungler and support all night long, and his moves are never repeated.
At this time, EZ in the bottom lane had already started to take the line, and Graves was also clearing the jungle.
If they get tangled with this clown, they will explode on the spot.
That's what's so disgusting about the clown stealing wild stream.
I'm a support and I can annoy you, but if you're the bot laner or jungler and annoy me instead, I'm sorry, it's a huge loss!
At this time, An Yi saw that the other side stopped chasing him, so he turned back immediately.
What does this action mean?
It was as if An Yi had put on the embroidered skirt of an ancient brothel dancer, and said coquettishly: "Master, come and play~"
The factory manager muttered to himself, "Women are all skeletons," and then prepared to fight F6 with his blood pressure gradually rising.
An Yi got anxious: You don’t want to play with me, right? I’ll play with you!
Seeing that the opponent’s bottom lane was definitely not coming over, An Yi followed the factory manager.
The factory manager over there just touched F6, and the Taliyah in the middle lane immediately moved over here.
Because Taliyah has the right to push the lane at level 1, it can move towards this side very quickly. This is the cooperation after the rank goes up!
Looking at the level 6 clown, the factory manager vomited and could only give F silently.
Anyway, no matter how perverted the clown is, there is no way he can follow me to the upper area past the second tower, and there are wild monsters in my upper area!
But are there really any wild monsters in his upper zone?
Because the red team controls the vision of the opposite jungle, Graves switches to the jungle and starts at the opposite blue buff.
Seeing that the clown successfully stole the wild monster, he decisively changed the route to blue + three wolves.
When the factory manager came over, Graves made a circle and successfully blocked the factory manager in the pit outside the three wolves.
Factory Manager: ??? The three wolf refresh point no longer spawns three wolves, but male gunners instead?
Without waiting for him to think about it, the male gun directly shoved the muzzle of the factory manager's mouth and fired a set of AEQAA to knock the factory manager back.
There’s Graves in the blue zone and the Joker in the red zone, what the hell is this?
With the mentality of giving it a try, the factory manager decided to go back and check on the stone man.
It's impossible that someone is so perverted as to not clear the jungle after successfully invading and just block himself at F6.
But as soon as he stepped into the wild area, he was stabbed in the face.
An Yi came out of the bush with Q, and A stabbed him in the back. The factory manager was so scared that he immediately flashed back.
As a result, An Yi decisively flashed A, and then A again. Seeing Zoe coming, he immediately retreated because someone had already G.
After taking the damage from the electric shock, the red buff burned and scalded twice, the mantis tilted its head and died~
first drop of blood!
An Yi couldn't help it anymore: "Hahaha! How dare you come back? Do you think you can enter my jungle?"
Barrage:
"No, I can't live without laughing anymore!"
"Do you like to irritate Sister Benzi? Director, Director, why did you irritate her?"
"Huh? You said you're not angry. You're not angry about doing this to others?"
"I suddenly felt that Sister Benzi's tone was like she was scolding her husband who had gone out drinking and had not returned yet."
"Your jungle? Tell me loudly whose jungle is this!"
"Why not? Isn't it in Sister Benzi's jungle that she can get the red buff with the help of the 'bottom lane'?"
"Fuck! This routine is a bit dirty. Let me put it in context. I'm a mantis and I don't want to be spicy!"
"Um, EZ is feeling a bit uncomfortable."
"Does he look uncomfortable?"
When I looked over, I saw EZ in the bottom lane battling with two opponents.
Although Tam came over to block the line physically, EZ, who was online first, had already gained experience.
He doesn't care if the opponent is blocking the line. If he can't Q the soldiers, he will Q the enemies. You have to know that he has the Kleptomaniac Omen!
When Q came out with a big red potion, Tamvarus' face turned green.
Afterwards, when EZ heard the experience and reached level 2, they were even more excited.
2 vs 1 allowed EZ to develop so much? The key is that their Verustam couldn't force the attack.
The correct way to play at this time is to ask the jungler to come over and cross this EZ.
But...looking at the first-level mantis, they all fell silent.
The factory manager also changed from being cheerful to being silent, and his skin was visibly slightly red.
But how can this be possible with only this temperature?
As we all know, Huang Wen has no output, so An Yi is ready to help him with Hong Wen!
I saw An Yi typed a line of words: "Male Gunner, you are on top, I am on the bottom, let's unite."
Male Gun: "OK! OK! OK!"
For the first time, the male gun player felt that the game could be so fun!
Barrage: "Sister Benzi still likes to be down there."
After getting the first blood, An Yi did not go home, but turned around to clear Mantis's F6 and Stone Beetle.
When the factory manager came over to see the stone beetle, all that was left was the clown burping.
An Yi: Your wild monsters are very smooth!
The factory manager had no way to deal with this.
Because the Joker still has E and the red buff, if he doesn't flash over and gets stuck, the person might be dead, so he can only retreat.
As for changing river crabs
Sorry, in front of two junglers, river crabs are no longer on Mantis’s menu.
He got one each for Graves and the Joker, and didn't even leave any crab legs for Zwiatani.
After getting the river crab, An Yi immediately turned around and went to the middle lane. He simply walked out and used the E skill, which scared Zoe so much that she gave up her treatment.
Because An Yi still has Q in his hand and can hit him.
The male gunner suddenly burst into tears.
You should know that the hero Graves is the most annoying to gank, because ganking is difficult to succeed and will delay the rhythm of jungle clearing.
But now there are clowns!
Anyway, the Joker only eats the opponent's jungler and plays with the opponent's jungler, and the rest of the time is plenty, which can be used to help him gank.
In this case, he only needs to brush it.
So An Yi caught a wave, and two "666"s from the mid and jungle were displayed on the public screen.
It’s just that EZ is suffering now.
But with An Yi's voice: "Come on! EZ brother! OvO!"
EZ's fighting spirit instantly rose to its fullest, and he replied in a very pretentious manner: "O78K!"
After ganking, An Yi still did not return to the city because the second wave of wild monsters of the factory manager was about to spawn.
Now that Mantis is only level 1, An Yi stands in the jungle waiting for him.
This move scared the fans.
"I really don't want to play games anymore! I'm just going to stay here and kill myself!"
"Sister Benzi, a support, and the opponent's jungler self-destructed, isn't that a huge profit?"
"Fuck, I just remembered that Sister Benzi is a support!"
"This is such a disgusting trick!"
Although Mantis is not afraid of the Clown in the wild area, this does not mean that a level one Mantis can play against a level three Clown van.
It can be said that Mantis may still have a chance to run away when facing Graves, but once he steps on the Joker's Scare Box and is chased by E and A and stuck, and the movement speed is constantly triggered, he will definitely die.
The factory manager also knew that the two opposing junglers had control over the clearing time of their own upper and lower zones respectively, and clearing their own second wave of jungle now would be a suicidal act.
So he took an unconventional approach and went straight into the opponent's jungle to take a look.
He didn't expect to win the game at this start, as long as he could kill a wave of wild monsters, it would be considered a success!
But after walking around inside, he was completely confused.
The entire jungle is just like Aki, without even a single hair.
The male gun is all gone? Doesn't he catch people? Doesn't he counter-camp?
Male Gun: Capture? Can I capture people faster than Joker? Counter-camp? You, a level 1 Mantis, are you worthy of my counter-camp?
It is no exaggeration to say that now, whoever the mantis wants to catch, that person will definitely agree with all his might, especially the crocodile.
Because it will collapse if you go!
After walking around the jungle area with the Graves, the factory manager found no wild monsters to eat, so he could only go back to his own jungle area to try his luck and pray that the opponent would be merciful and leave him some.
But other junglers may stay, but Graves will definitely not stay!
When the factory manager went over, he found that the male gun had eaten his three wolves, so he turned around and gave him a set of WAEQAA.
If Zoe hadn't provided support with a long-range hypnotic bubble, that person might have been dead.
And An Yi saw that Mantis would rather play with Graves than with her, and suddenly felt a little aggrieved: "Why? I'm not a devil, why don't you come to the bottom half to find me?"
Barrage:
"Listen, is this human language?"
"What kind of speech is this from an abandoned woman in the boudoir?!"
"He can survive if he finds the male gunner, but how can he survive if he finds you and gets stabbed in the butt with your knife?"
"The factory manager is already so pitiful, please let him go!"
An Yi: Poor? It seems the strength is still not enough.
At this time, the factory manager carefully returned to the lower jungle area to check the stone beetle, and as expected, it was gone.
Entering the bushes, suddenly a box gave him fear.
In an instant, the factory director felt as if his soul had been frightened out of his body.
Fortunately, this is just a box left by the clown, and the clown himself is not here.
But a box is so scary, the factory manager really wants to say: wdnmd the box is moving, I don’t want to play anymore!
But his ethics as a professional player prevented him from AFK, so he could only continue playing with An Yi with tears in his eyes.
This is exactly like Ruoxi, who was very excited at the beginning. After being squeezed dry, she would not be let go even if she begged for mercy.
But now if the factory manager wants to play, he can't count on wild monsters. The only way to play is to learn from Ruoxi at night and sneakily go online from time to time.
Seeing the arrival of Mantis, top laner Ornn was somewhat happy.
Because he was laning against the line bully Crocodile, all his attention was on the line and he didn't pay attention to the movements in the jungle.
When he saw Mantis, he thought he was here to gank.
Unexpectedly, Mantis stepped under the tower and said, "Bump for a minute."
Then he noticed that Mantis was only at level one.
Ornn: “???”
I've been playing games for so long that my eyes are in trouble.
Both I and the crocodile are level six, so how come I can still see a level one mantis?
But when you look closely, it’s really level one!
He was completely dumbfounded, and then he shouted countless "?"
He thought that this mantis girl was offline!
Actor! Definitely an actor!
My goodness, now you don’t even want to act, you’re giving it away openly?
But after checking the ID and confirming that it was the factory manager, he stopped talking and even stopped replenishing the soldiers under the tower.
The factory manager was also very embarrassed and had to bite the bullet and do it, otherwise he would not be able to continue playing.
But what if I got it for free?
After barely reaching level 2, he returned to the city and came out again because his lower zone had been refreshed.
At this time, he also let it go, walked into the bushes of F6 and said: "Believe it or not, there is definitely a clown here!"
An Yi: You guessed it right! I’ll give you a sticker as a reward!
Looking at the mantis scanning, An Yi directly used Q to attack.
Seeing this, Mantis immediately used E and jumped back, but was then stabbed in the back by An Yi's E.
Looking at the red buff on the opponent, the factory manager could only go back to the upper zone and repeat the same mistake.
But this time, as expected, he ran into the male gun again.
7 minutes and 45 seconds! Male Gunner has reached level !
The factory manager walked in from the passage leading to the high ground in the jungle, but because An Yi saw him in advance, the male gun had already placed a ward.
Then I saw Graves use E to pass through the wall and A to trigger Swiftness, then he chased with A and then W.
The factory manager immediately flashed backwards, and Graves decisively followed with a flash A and then a Q skill to bounce off the high ground wall, then used an R to send away the Mantis that flew up the wall with E.
At this point, everyone finally understood the horror of this tactic. It completely destroyed the opposing jungler.
Think about it again, An Yi used the death-seeking Sion.
Barrage:
"Before, when everyone said that Sister Benzi was a tactical master, I didn't believe it, but now I am completely convinced!"
"It's Sion who's sending himself to death, and Joker who's stealing wild things. It's a good thing for us to study tactics, but can we study something that people on earth should play?"
"Routine can be down-to-earth, but it cannot be down-to-earth!"
"What a sunny girl, An Yi! But... it's so cool to watch!"
"But don't tell me, really don't tell me! There is a reason for this routine!"
"The support and jungler are so good that the opposing jungler can't gank because the clown can always follow the opposing jungler to report the location."
"Although the bottom lane EZ is a bit difficult in the early stage, he can still develop even if he is blocked by the line by stealing gold. Moreover, EZ is very good at surviving and gaining experience alone. His level is almost the same as the mid and top laners."
"Besides, the mid and top lanes are both superior. Without a jungler, they can only play 1v1 solo, but they can't win the solo at all. They are at a complete disadvantage. The key is that this Graves is too fat!"
"So this is what Sister Benzi means by assisting the male gunner?"
"No need to counter-camp, no need to gank, all the male gunner needs to do is to brush, brush, brush. This good thing doesn't come around once a year! Sister Benzi makes the male gunner have a blast!"
The Graves was happy, but the factory manager was almost driven crazy because he couldn't AFK, after all.
But if you don't AFK and go to the jungle, you will die, because the Joker and Graves must be in there, and if you die you will give away economic benefits to the opponent.
So sometimes, it may be more effective for a person to hang up than not to hang up.
He tried again, but was caught by the male gun when the time for the three wolves to refresh passed.
The factory manager was really upset and said aggrievedly: "There are dirty things in the jungle! I don't want to play anymore!"
At this time, 10 and a half minutes later, the factory manager is level 3 and the male gunner is level 8! Leading by five levels!
Although An Yi said that he was not angry, it looked like this.
This clown must be taking revenge on the factory manager, right? Right!
This is exactly in line with the saying: A gentleman's revenge is never too late, but a woman's revenge begins from morning to night.
An Yi: Good brothers don’t hold grudges overnight. If there is a grudge, it will be taken care of immediately!
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
Prime Minister.
Chapter 302 14 hours ago -
The bard fantasized again.
Chapter 233 14 hours ago -
Ya She
Chapter 76 14 hours ago -
A son who doesn't resemble his father? Love you, old man, see you at Xuanwu Gate!
Chapter 315 14 hours ago -
Food Intelligence King
Chapter 202 14 hours ago -
Emperor Chongzhen was too extreme.
Chapter 161 14 hours ago -
Middle Eastern tyrants
Chapter 249 14 hours ago -
My Realistic Simulation Game
Chapter 292 14 hours ago -
My older brother said I'm invincible.
Chapter 383 14 hours ago -
Knight Lords: Infinite Simulation and the Path of Light
Chapter 241 14 hours ago