Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 34 Let the misunderstanding come more violently!

pre-match press conference

No one thought that Di Matteo, who had little presence in the Premier League, would become so popular.

No wonder people are angry,
  He first invented the idea of ​​a forward playing as a defender, but he only became a "great left-back". And he was a kindergarten teacher before the game and still a kindergarten teacher after the game.

But Wenger, who was also a forward and defender, achieved fame after one battle and was promoted from professor to master.

Are you angry?
  Tonight, before the game even started, we lost three goals. Who are you looking down on?
  "You lack the most basic respect for the European champions and the most basic respect for the Premier League leader..."

Premier League ends after five rounds
  Chelsea has 13 points with four wins and one draw, Arsenal has 11 points with three wins and two draws (Manchester United has 12 points).

Both teams are the "only" teams that are undefeated in the Premier League so far, so they should respect each other.

As a result, the news of "three goals in the pocket" was exposed. Even the Ni Bodhisattva was angry, and Di Matteo walked away.

Instead of repenting, the reporters at the scene were like sharks smelling blood, waiting for Wenger to appear.

Poor Wenger, he died instantly as soon as he appeared on the scene!
  I took out my BlackBerry smartphone and searched for it before feeling relieved.

It's good that Xia Qi didn't lie.

"This gesture means: 'I love you' in China."

"This is what Xia Qi and I wanted to express, but you misunderstood..."

The reporters believed this rhetoric in their hearts, but they still insisted on it and asked questions very skillfully.

"Professor, in the starting lineup you announced, we found that Xia Qi appeared in a new position. What are your expectations for this new lineup?"

The reporter asked this, and Wenger responded of course: "I hope tonight will be our best game."

In the reporter's writing, it became "Changing formations before the game, winning three goals, pursuing the best, and defeating the opponent." 》

Okay!

The two clubs now have a serious feud. Fortunately, the bird flew away, otherwise Wenger would have been sprayed like a dog.

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By the way, Di Matteo returned to the locker room angrily and talked to his players.

The players were all filled with indignation, and Ultraman transformed and shouted to fight the monsters.

"We have to win this game, not only as a 6-point game, but also for our dignity."

"Mikel, I need you to keep an eye on that Chinese kid..."

Mikel Obi can also be regarded as hurting Zhongyong.

His growth experience explains well:

【Choice is more important than hard work! 】

In the 05 World Youth Championship, Mikel Obi made his debut as an "attacking midfielder", and together with Messi and Chen Tao, he was hailed as the three-stone attacking midfielder in the next ten years.

When he was 19 years old, he moved to the Premier League and wanted to make more money. Instead of choosing Manchester United, whose team was short of attacking midfielders at the time, he went to Chelsea after being tricked by his agent.

At that time, Chelsea had Lampard in his prime as an attacking midfielder, and Ballack, one of the top three active players in the world, had no place for him.

Mourinho did not withdraw, so he could only change him to a defensive midfielder (midfielder).

It cannot be said that the transformation has failed, but now the world only knows Essien and Makelele... and he has become a discriminator of fake football fans.

In the visiting team's locker room, Di Matteo continued to talk about his tactics: "Arsenal switches offense and defense very quickly, and we happen to be the same..."

In the home team's locker room, Wenger talked about the hand gesture misunderstanding and reminded the players to pay attention to the opponent's anger and fighting spirit. It was originally a difficult game tonight, but now it will be even harder...

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The atmosphere in the derby was already tense, but after the "three-point pocket" incident, there was even more animosity between the players.

There was no communication between the two teams in the player tunnel, and the chilling atmosphere infected everyone.

Even the caddy's palms were sweating nervously. Xia Qi gently wiped them clean and comforted him: "Don't be nervous."

"I...I...I'm not nervous. You can score, right?"

"of course."

Ah!
  There was an angry voice next to him!

Xia Qi ignored it. Some misunderstandings did not need to be explained...it could make the misunderstanding more intense.

"...Friends from the audience, now I will introduce to you the lineups of both sides of the game. Chelsea's lineup is 451...

Arsenal's lineup is 433. Although this lineup is familiar to everyone, Xia Qi appears in the attacking midfielder position. When encountering the strong team Wenger, he changes his tactics... Will this change of tactics be the same as the previous two? Does it have the same miraculous effect every time? We'll see. "

Line up, shake hands, pick sides...

Arsenal won the kick-off.     “ding dong”

"Please host select 'training' or 'competition' mode."

"Contest"

"Please host choose the pitch position: A forward, B midfielder..."

"B"

"Please host choose the type of midfielder: A midfielder, B,..."

"TO"

"Detecting the current predicament of the host's team, matching the attributes of the host's [Knife and Deception]."

"[The Art of Knife] comes from the Samba Legion's Tile Saber. It has strange movement, super attack, and strong organization, allowing the host to solve all problems alone in the midfield and frontcourt."

Xia Qi thought:

Turns out he is an unpopular attacking midfielder! (Note ①)
  "Please host choose 'autonomous mode' or 'one-click hang-up mode'"

"Warm reminder: During the hang-up period, the host will automatically complete various indicator actions by the system."

"Hang up with one click!"

"Easily hang up, automatically complete with one click, free your feet, and bring a relaxed and happy stadium experience to the host! The game experience has officially begun."

Then Xia Qi's whole temperament became more CEO-like,
  A wordless power filled his whole body, his muscles were tense, his thoughts were clear, and his fighting spirit was high.
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As soon as Xia Qi received the football, Mikel rushed up.

Di Matteo arranged for him to keep an eye on Xia Qi throughout the game.

The two midfielders faced off against each other, but they matched up a little too early.

After approaching, Mikel did not immediately attack, but looked at it.

heart:

As expected, it was exactly as stated in the information. It had no expression. If it weren't for the eyes and human intelligence, I would have thought it was a robot.

I heard that this child has a character problem, but if it was just social anxiety, it wouldn't be a big problem.

Messi was also afraid of society at that time.

Thinking of Messi, Mikel's heart ached, and he felt heartbroken for himself.

The former friends have not been in contact for many years. The reason why the two are drifting apart is not because of Messi, but because of themselves...

Xia Qi didn't know that Mikel was going to have an emotional scene at the beginning. He caught him while he was distracted, walked around the bicycle, and walked away.

Arsenal fans saw him eating one alive as soon as he came up, and they immediately burst into cheers.

Some people looked up at Shu and shouted: "A dragon!" "A dragon! Blast them!" "Blow them."

All the Chelsea players immediately changed their faces in Sichuan Opera, with sinister eyes and cold dead faces...

Lampard and Terry rushed over and both slid in with shovels...

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As for the writer, I can’t place a bet①, sorry!
  (Note ①: Rivaldo is a severely underestimated attacking midfielder. Among the players of that era, Rivaldo and Zidane were both Melo in the attacking midfield position, and they were indistinguishable.

But Zidane became Qi Zu, Qi Zong, while Rivaldo was forgotten.

When we mention the midfielder position, we often think of Maradona, Zidane, Kaká, Ronaldinho, Tintin...even Nedved and Veron come to mind, but...

Therefore, the article uses one of Stefanie Sun’s memes: an unpopular singer.

The protagonist is a professional player and does not know about Rivaldo, which is unreasonable.

I hope you all have fun and don't take it too seriously.

I mean: Rivaldo = Stefanie Sun = international superstar.

Also, don’t mistake the tile knives in the game for real ones.

Wadao in the game has almost no organizational ability, which is wrong. Wadao's organization is weak compared to Zidane. Just like the B fee organization is not as good as Ding Ding, but no matter how bad the B fee is, he is still one of the top ten active midfielders. )
  　Arsenal: 433
  　　Goalkeeper: Mannone
  　　Defenders: Santos, Koscielny, Mertesacker, Jenkinson
  　　Midfielder: Cazorla, Arteta, Xia Qi

　　Forwards: Chamberlain, Giroud, Walcott

　　Chelsea 451
  　　Goalkeeper: Petr Cech

　　Defenders: David Luiz, Ivanovic, Terry, Ashley Cole

　　Midfielder: Lampard, Mikel, Mata, Ramirez, Hazard
  　　Forward: Torres
  　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)